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[Seanorib]

> Dakoda: Open the package anyway. Why should you have to wait another two hours?



You mercilessly tear at the brown package.

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What.


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If you've told him once, you've told him a thousand times.

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You don't want the damn spirograph medallion.

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YOU WANTED THE FUCKING SUFFERER NECKALCE


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nothing is going his way today, hehe

plz get "revenge pester your chum or something

[Seanorib]

> Dakoda: Pester whoever gave this to you.



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-- obsidianManipulator [OM] began pestering extrapulatedRadiance [ER] at 16:16 --
OM: bro sup
ER: Oh, hey.
OM: i open the pakeg u got me
OM: the pendent
OM: its ku i guess
OM: i mean
ER: What package?
ER: I didn't send you anything.
OM: i like the sprit but... wait what
OM: te brown one on my dresser
ER: I didn't send you the package.

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OM told me to open it at like 6 something
ER: What?
OM what do u mean what its in your hand wrighting
ER: I wouldn't send you a package, bro.
ER: I would just walk over to your house.
ER: And shove whatever it is in your face.
OM but the suf... wait right so where did i get the pakege
OM or from howm
OM whom?
OM ya whom
OM from whom?
OM hummm?
ER: Probably from your Nanna, who spoils you so much.
OM probly
OM i just mention one thing is cool
OM and blam i got it
OM even if i dont like it as much as other shit
OM i should call her later
ER: Even so, it is a bit overkill for a simple gift.
OM true
OM but the neklas isnt that much
OM what ever
OM im done feeling guilty
OM so this game
OM what is it
OM agien
OM like a comp thing
ER: You mean, you haven't opened it.
OM no
ER: You are the one who boasted about making it with CA.
ER: And those disks he sent me?
OM ya but that doenst mean i like did a lot of it
ER: Those are completely unreadable.
OM like u know
OM the trees and the foest and what
OM un readabal?
ER: So you need to send me the files directly.
OM kk
-- obsidianManipulator [OM] sent untitled-1.txt --
ER: Okay, now I'll be able to work with these.
ER: Wait, why is it a .txt file?

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OM: a .txt file?
ER: It is just a bunch of text.
ER: And is basically incomprehensible gibberish.
OM: dude i dont know what the fuck is going on
OM: like code shit?
ER: Okay, I'll just convert it myself then.
OM: umm ok if that works
OM: what ever
OM: like i got the game
OM: under my youtube file
OM: with all my other shit
ER: Then send THAT one instead.
ER: It's not really rocket science.
-- obsidianManipulator [OM] sent untitled-1.exe --
OM: ok sent
ER: Okay, now just to wait for a certain somebody to get his ass over here.
ER: See you later, man.
OM: kk bye
-- obsidianManipulator [OM] ceased pestering extrapulatedRadiance [ER] at 16:19 --

[Seanorib]

[[Guys, boring non-Sburb updates will end soon, just need to get more commands!]]

[dakman42]

Dakoda: show off your mad skills with that sharp looking katana
or
Dakoda: name and use that awesome katana

[dakman42]

Dakoda: show off your mad skills with that sharp looking katana
or
Dakoda: name and use that awesome katana

[dakman42]

Dakoda: show off your mad skills with that sharp looking katana
or
Dakoda: name and use that awesome katana

urgh sorry my internet is all messed up did not mean to post twice

[dakman42]

Dakoda: show off your mad skills with that sharp looking katana
or
Dakoda: name and use that awesome katana

urgh sorry my internet is all messed up did not mean to post twice

[Naristar]

waste some time making/looking up some fan art of Panty stocking and Garterbelt

[Seanorib]

> Dakoda: Waste some time looking up some fan art of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.



Waaay ahead of you.

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> Dakoda: Show off your mad skills.



Your MAD SKILLS involve using swords.

You use x2 bladekind. After all it is the most sensible option. Who needs a free hand when fighting? CERTAINLY NOT YOU

… but you seem to only have a single sword at the moment.

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> Dakoda: Name and use that awesome Katana.



ENTER NAME.

[Naristar]

Blunderbus!!

Mad're de Dios!!!

Frick stick

Sally?

[Seanorib]

> Dakoda: Name Katana.



You passionately name your sword SALLY.

[Seanorib]

Bump

[dakman42]

Dakoda: name another sword Jack then bask in the nerdyness

[Seanorib]

> Dakoda: Name another sword Jack, and bask in the nerdiness.



OH MY GOD THAT IS THE MOST PERFECT IDEA EVER

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But you don’t have another sword. You will have to embark on a perilous journey to find one. Maybe you could use a butter knife? But upstairs is your father, and you don’t exactly want to engage in any sort of confon…

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> What??



Okay, so there's this really familiar guy. People thinks he's all sharp and whatnot, and seem to enjoy his insight on whatever there may be that he knows about. He's standing there, being all aloof, or maybe just kinda contemplating something. A familiar guy like this is sure to have a nice name, but he can't tell you right now, because he's busy being totally spacey as shit.

One would assume this guy would have a name that would remind them of home, but with a sense of obscurity. Should you guess his name correctly, he might just give you a pat on the back, or an odd look, pondering why on Earth you would be stalking him.

But we already know his name.

It was here all along.

[Naristar]

Name be Pretentious Douche
....
or Mathew Peterson

it seems we've had this disscussion before

I'm gonna add Jerkface Orange lover to the list I offered before

[PersonPerson]

Orgsnoffel Esplordligolrich

[Seanorib]

> Enter name.



How did you not see this coming.

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You know your name. It isn't Jerkface. But you don't have anything against oranges. Or any other innocent citrus fruit for that matter.

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Okay, your first name is Keith… but Keith what?

Something cool… like maybe Keanu Reeves.

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YES.

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> Keith: Introduce yourself.



Your name is Keith Reeves, and today is a day of NO CONSEQUENCE. Sure, it's Valentine's Day, but you have no plans whatsoever. You have been occupying your time by building MODEL KITS of your favorite GIANT FIGHTING ROBOTS, or by living by the ADVENTURER'S CODE, which is something you totally didn't make up just now. It involves going fast, and breaking lots of things, while still looking relaxed. Yeah. You are SO good at breaking things, you just don't even know. But not your car. It is far too precious for anything to happen to it.

You were supposed to do something, but you CAN'T REMEMBER what it could've possibly been. In the meantime, what will you do?

[PersonPerson]

See what's on TV.
Break the TV.

[Seanorib]

>Keith: See what's on TV.



It's another episode of your favorite show, TOP GEAR. Ah, James May. He's no Jeremy Clarkson, but he sure knows how to stage getting hit in the face with a car seat.

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>Keith: Break the TV.



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Okay, that was fun to imagine, but you don't have another TV, so you're not going to break it.

You think that you will have to change the ADVENTURER'S CODE to not include your things.

[PersonPerson]

Go hide under your bed.

[dakman42]

drink apple juice

[Naristar]

Do a head stand, the increased blood flow to the brain will help you think

[Seanorib]

Keith: Go hide under your bed.



This is clearly the most productive thing for you to be doing.

mmmphmmph mmmph mphhhhh.

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Keith: Drink your apple juice.



OH YES, APPLE JUICE
IT MUST BE LIKE CHRISTMAS IN HERE OR SOMETHING

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Wait, where did you even get this stuff?
It looks like piss.

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> Keith: Do a headstand, the increased blood flow to the brain will help you think.



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Okay, the increased blood flow is just making you dizzy.

[Naristar]

um without hands you would break your neck.....
ok fall over sideways

[PersonPerson]

Look through those drawers.