ORIGINSTUCK [Engage HIATUS-MODE!]

[Seanorib]

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Originstuck is a sburb-fan-adventure that centers around six kids, several of whom have actually read Homestuck. This, while seeming contradictory, is meant to kinda showcase their reactions if such a thing were to actually happen. Before you ask if there are any trolls, I will point you to the adventure, for you to read it yourself. At this point, however, anything is fair game!

DIRECTORY:

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FANART:

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snarky-Dragon

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>Originstuck.



A boy stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 14th of February is the date of a pretest of a highly anticipated game adaptation of an extremely popular web-comic! Of course, he will not be alone- there will be friends along the way. And one would expect these friends to know his name!

What could this guy’s name be?

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> Enter name.



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>Try again.



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>Isaac: Examine room.



Your name Is ISAAC SEANOR. Today is the day you are to PLAY TEST a PARTICULAR GAME. Speaking of which, you have a fondness for VIDEO GAMES, among other things. You also have a burning passion for DRAWING, and as a result have found yourself admiring many JAPANESE ANIMES. In fact, that admiration may come off as border-line obsession.

What will you do?

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>Isaac: Examine note.



This is a note from one of your BEST BROS. In fact, he is coming over later today to begin play testing the game! He should be here any minute…

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>Isaac: Drink apple juice like it's fucking Christmas in here.



That’s orange juice. And watch your language, asshole.

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>Isaac: Drink it anyway.



Aw, yeah, time to dig into this OH WAIT, WHO’S THAT

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>Isaac: Answer your chum.



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--clockworkApocalypse [CA] began pestering extrapulatedRadiance [ER] at 14:14 --

CA: hey am i going over there or are you coming here
ER: Is this the source of your delay? Your indecisiveness?
CA: so im going over there then thats cool too i guess
ER: I am telling you. You are coming over here.
CA: dammit just let me get ready
ER: All right. Make sure you don't forget to bring the goods!
CA: I got the goods bro
CA: just give me like 15 minutes and ill be over there
ER: Fine. See you then.
CA: wait just one last thing!!!
ER: Yes?
CA: did you get those disks I sent you
ER: If you mean the soaked AND sticky envelopes with an imitation SBURB logo on them, then yes.
CA: okay cool, everythings set up.
CA: oh, and you don't have to be such an asswipe all the time
ER: Since when am I an asswipe?
ER: And since when do we have time for these shenanigans?
CA: since you never do anything besides look at your lame posters
ER: Like yours are any better.
CA: are you kidding me, gundam is the SHIT
ER: Giant robots with machine guns are nowhere near as good as giant robots with drills. I am as sure of this as I am that this 'fan-game' of yours will suck.
CA: bro, OM and I got this source code from the best place
ER: And where would that be?
CA: sorry, that is
CA: classified
ER: All right, whatever.
CA: see you later
ER: Later, broseph.
--clockworkApocalypse [CA] ceased pestering extrapulatedRadiance [ER]--

[Seanorib]

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Well, looks like your BRO is going to take his sweet time getting here. Time to find something to do. You glance at your DESKTOP only to find it pretty much empty. There are a few APPLICATIONS you could open though. Looks like he was right- there is nothing that you do besides look at your posters, lameness notwithstanding.


What will you do?

[greenMachine]

>check out your games folder, while thinking over what you know about this fan-game. Does it have swet nanotechnology?

[Seanorib]

>Check out Games folder.



You open up your GAMES FOLDER, only to find it NEARLY-EMPTY. You never were much of a computer gamer. Well, with this fan-game, according to your BRO, that will change... maybe. But then, knowing your BRO, this game of his is going to be some sort of pong-duplicate. He claims it to have some SERIOUS SHIT going down, but he seems not to know what kinds. Typical BRO.

You have SPORE, SPORE GALACTIC ADVENTURES, and STEAM. You rarely use any of them, considering that you LOST INTEREST pretty quickly. But you DO have some more games for your console.

[oceanbornIllusionist]

> Check out games for your console. Also do a silly dance.

[Seanorib]

>Get SRS! Examine posters.



You drop the games and immediately rush to the posters. You are way too busy for your silly games.

This one is of HALO REACH, a game that you are rather fond of.

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This one was a gift from your sis’. She felt that since you were going all SCIENCEY on her, that she felt the need to send this gift to you. It has been lovingly received.

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You like to think that if life were really in the future there would be giant robots with large pairs of pointy-sunglasses on their chests. CIVILIZATION FALLS. LIFE PREVAILS. Quite moving, indeed. Of course, you realize that this could never happen.

Plus, giant robots are awesome.

AND THAT IS ALL THERE REALLY NEEDS TO BE SAID ON THE MATTER

>Check out games for your console. Aslo do a silly dance.




You contemplate doing a silly dance…

and outright FAIL. It kinda looks like you’re just hopping.

Anyway, these are the games you have. You have spent MANY HOURS inside the land of these games… all of which could’ve been spend doing other things. Like eating for example. Or actually getting a damn JOB.

[ferd1991]

You BEST be explaining how you got 'The Adventures of Dr. McNinja: Night Powers'

Also, you had a school folder on your compy, do you have homework still left to do?

[Cleric of Zeal]

> Clean your room, young man. You're having guests over and your room is a mess.

> Use the master sword to end Ganon's reign of terror.

[Naristar]

contemplate the greatness that is Problem Sleuth

[Seanorib]

>Contemplate the greatness that is Problem Sleuth.

You do that in the geekiest way possible.

> Examine Dr. McNinja: Night Powers.

A game that has DOCTORS who are also NINJAS? Awesome. You got this little beauty from a SHADY DEALER at your most recent convention. Everyone who sees this asks about how the game actually IS, but you haven't even opened the game yet.

> Open game.


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> Use the Master Sword to end Ganon's reign of terror.

Ganon is nowhere to be found!!!

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((more to come later today))

[SkyKat]

Roleplay as an epic knight fighting the evil orance juice lord.

[Seanorib]

>Role-play as an epic knight, while fighting the evil Orange Juice Overlord.



You prefer mages, but whatever.

You are now the KNIGHT OF TIME, in a SHITTY RP. The ORANGE JUICE OVERLORD has terrorized your village for generations. Unfortunately, due to your WEIRD TIME POWERS, you have experienced multiple deaths, and many doomed timelines. Your cohorts, the HEIR, and the WITCH have perished, leaving only you and the SEER.

Goddamn this has been a terrible day.

[Naristar]

pick up your ridiculously huge sword

[Seanorib]

> [RP] IS?: Pick up EXCALIBUR.


Wait, don’t you mean CALEDFWTCH?

And Why is it sitting on a chest? This timeline makes no sense. This SHITTY RP makes no sense. Time to jump back.

[Naristar]

relize your armor kidna looks like Iron Man

[Seanorib]

> [RP] IS?: Realize your armor kinda looks like Iron Man.



Who is this IRON MAN and how has he a copy of WOW WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT

[Seanorib]

> [RP] ===>



It seems you weren't the only one to notice that shadow.

[Naristar]

introduce your shodily dressed friend

[Seanorib]

> [RP] Introduce your shoddily dressed friend.



Unfortunately you cannot name characters while in RP mode!! You will need to exit to name the KNIGHT OF VOID.

[Seanorib]

> [RP] ===>



Oh, here he goes again. Now he’s bitching about being the FIRST KNIGHT, and how there can ONLY BE ONE, he says. He then starts a kind of speech about how he’s going to DUEL TO THE DEATH with you to get that title, even if he has LITTLE CHANCE.

You just switch to the mage. You can keep the knight, mages are pretty boss you say.

He says oh.

[Grug]

> You play Orange Box on a console. Disembowl yourself for this dishonor.

[Seanorib]

> [RP] ===>



The KNIGHT OF VOID joins your party. To issue commands to the KNIGHT OF VOID, use [KV?]

[Seanorib]

> [RP] IS?:You play Orange Box on a console. Disembowl yourself for this dishonor.



Because you are no longer a KNIGHT, you are no longer bound by a code of honor! Lucky you. So now you get to live long enough to play the orange box again.

[Naristar]

Open the chest it must contain loot right?

[Seanorib]

> [RP] IS?: Open chest for SWEET LOOT.



SCORE!

You found ONE (1) BAG OF GOLD, THREE (3) GOLD PIECES, ONE (1) JEWELED PENDANT, THREE (3) GOLD PLATED PAPER-WEIGHTS, and ONE (1) ROLLED PIECE OF PARCHMENT, that is perfect for going under that paperweight.