This is awesome. Pizza being incorporated into your story. *sniffle* its beautiful!!
This is awesome. Pizza being incorporated into your story. *sniffle* its beautiful!!
> Keith: Proceed to pizza!
Your destiny awaits you behind this door- not just your living room, but also…
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A girl stands in her room. After an abrupt transition from that intolerable douche, we are now this slightly more, if not much less tolerable girl. Today, much like all days, has been a bad day. Not just because it is Valentine’s Day, but because she couldn’t get her PRESENT out to someone special because of not just the rain, but because of other complications.
Sounds like this someone special might know her name. What could it possibly be?
Gina Webber
Amelia O'Hara
Last edited by Naristar; 06-19-2012 at 01:01 AM.
The Goodstuff is always behind the spoiler...
Its always changeing really!
> Enter name.
Gina Webber sounds like a nice name, but it's not quite… you. You hate to be the bearer of bad news here sweetheart, but Amelia O'Hara isn't your name either.
Besides, you know what your name is.
You don't need anyone telling you who you are.
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Your name is Victoria Sauers, Tori for short. You have been bored shitless for several hours. It's the middle of an irritatingly common storm, and all you have to do is agonize over it, and look at your beloved ANTAGONIST POSTERS. But none of them can beat THE FELT. None of them. Unsurprisingly you, unlike many of your friends, are a HOMESTUCK. They seemed to have been put off by that fact, but whatever. You don't need friends anyway.
Earlier today, your Cousin came in here, and broke your TV during your daily STRIFE after he slipped on one of your MANY SCARVES. You have been kinda sitting around doing nothing since.
If only you knew just WHAT you could do to keep yourself occupied. Any suggestions?
> Axe to strife specibus! Pronto!
suddenly realize that Zero is not an antagonist but a protagonist, he is the main character of Code Geass and their for a protagonist
Last edited by dakman42; 06-21-2012 at 01:09 AM.
Screw the Axe, make the Violin the your weapon, kill them softly with your song!
The Goodstuff is always behind the spoiler...
Its always changeing really!
> Tori: Axe to strife specubus! Pronto!
Oh, in a hurry are we? Not a problem, it's already been allocated to AXEKIND ABSTRATUS for a while now.
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> Tori: Suddenly realize that 'Zero' is not an antagonist, but actually a protagonist.
This is not a sudden realization.
GTFO.
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> Tori: Eat the thing on your desk.
Hell no.
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> Tori: Screw the Axe, make the Violin the your weapon and kill them softly with your song!
You don't even know how to play this damn thing. You've always meant to learn how, but you just kinda... haven't.
You don't even have a spare strife specubus to use, either. With any luck though, you may find another online, or something.
> Tori: Make your bed.
> Tori: Make your bed.
Okay, you WOULD make your bed, if there wasn't anything you were trying to hide under it uh… you mean, you like it messy....
THERE'S NOTHING UNDER THERE, SHUT UP!!
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> Be someone else again.
She was really THAT unpleasant, huh? Didn't even give her much of a chance.
Well, now we have a genuine WHEEL OF DOUCHEBAGGERY from which to choose! The possibilities, despite having only three outcomes, are ENDLESS!!
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> Wheel: Land.
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You are now Keith again. You are in the hallway. The aroma of cold pizza draws you ever closer to the living-room.
[AUTHOR'S COMMENTS]
((man I liked her...))
Run tword the Pizza
The Goodstuff is always behind the spoiler...
Its always changeing really!
forget the pizza related tom-foolery and move on with the plot
Pizzzzzaaaaaaaaaaa!
[Image heavy post here, if having trouble, read it on the mirror]
> Keith: Run toward the Pizza!
You run in and see a snout. A familiar snout.
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> Keith: Crawl on the ceiling.
Must be a nice enough of a view for you to do something so stupid as to see it flash before you along with the rest of your life.
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> Pizzzzzaaaaaaaaaaa!
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> Keith: Slay that vile beast with the pizza!
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> Keith: Forget the pizza related tom-foolery and move on with it.
That’s right, you need to get over to Isaac’s house, pronto. You gather your SUPPLIES, and you pick up your poor, bloodstained scalemate.
That’s not really blood.
It’s pizza sauce.
[AUTHOR'S COMMENTS]
ride skateboard over, while continuously falling off!
(A good idea for when Tori is in the game and starts combining object would be her axe and a microscope to make a crazy expensive and powerful Atom Slicer)
So...
Now what?
> Keith: Grab that thing with a handle on the kitchen counter before you go.
Tori> explore your house
Keith> examine broken thing
The Goodstuff is always behind the spoiler...
Its always changeing really!