ORIGINSTUCK [Engage HIATUS-MODE!]

[chezrush]

Throw it out window. It's boring if you can't open it now.

[Seanorib]

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Oh hey, it's this dream again.

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Keith: Look through those drawers.



Just your immense collection of shades.

You’d be pretty disappointed if anyone didn’t have an entire drawer full of them. It is, after all the most sensible thing to have dozens of.

[Naristar]

how long have you been having this dream?

[Seanorib]

> Keith: Throw Apple Juice out window.



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> Apple Juice: Land already.

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[Naristar]

be cut by glass?

[C.J.C.]

Prospitian: Find out apples are corrosive to your allergies. Catch fire in reaction.

[Seanorib]

> Prospitian: Find out apples are corrosive to your allergies. Catch fire in reaction.



That is absolutely preposterous. First of all, you are the AGGRIEVED MISSIONARY, not any ordinary Prospitan. Second, this liquid couldn’t possibly be that of an apple, as it smells like that of urine most foul. You will find who is responsible, and make them pay a price most dire for this humiliation.

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That fool will not know what hit him.

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> Keith: Explain your dreams.



You’ve had this dream once before. It was last night, actually. You awoke to find yourself here, in this golden city. But then you found an empty jar and decided to relieve yourself much like the SURVIVALIST EXTRAORDINAIRE, Bear Grylls.

Then you woke up.

Probably the weirdest dream you have ever had.

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That apple allergy will live to another day! (provided that AM ever encounters any apples)

[Naristar]

Fix the sledge hammer!

[PersonPerson]

Examine dream room

[C.J.C.]

Prepare more "juice" bottles.

[Sparks]

>Attempt rare INFINITE SHADES move.

Alternatively, >Throw another bottle out the window, while screaming JARATE

[chezrush]

Look at AM and laugh maliciously.

[Seanorib]

>Keith: Fix the sledge hammer!



Okay, it's fixed. But you don't have the right STRIFE SPECUBUS to use it. Why does your dream follow abstract and restrictive rules of a video game? Well, the same could be asked of your reality.

You really don't get why it works that way.

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>Keith: Examine dream room.



This HIDEOUS MOCKERY of a room seems to taunt you in every way. It almost fills you with rage, to see that your subconscious can even create an emulation of your room without your best interests at heart.

R.I.P. RICK POSTER.
Uhh… you too TV.

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>Keith: Prepare more "juice" bottles.



You will need more bottles first. Maybe they have some somewhere in this city.

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You have not purchased that FRAYMOTIF yet!! Man, these things just keep getting more obstructive all the time.

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> Keith: Look at AM and laugh maliciously.



Nah. You don't feel like rubbing salt in the wound.

[Naristar]

Explaine the ribbons!

[Reeveski]

Keith: Leave your room in search of more bottles.

[dakman42]

Keith: Be the other guy and valiantly look for the pee culprit

[PersonPerson]

Jump out the window.

[Seanorib]

> Keith: Explain the ribbons.



Those are not ribbons. They are your hard earned TAE KWON DO BELTS. You have spent many an age training, and earning these. You have mastered many of the POOMSAE, and they have saved your life many oh who are you kidding those are ribbons

Your real TAE KWON DO belts are in the washing machine back at home, as opposed to… wherever you are now.

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> Keith: Leave your room in search of more bottles.



Uh…. it's a really long way down from here…. uhhhh

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No no no no no no no no

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> Keith: Be the other guy, and valiantly look for the pee culprit.



You are now the AGGRIEVED MISSIONARY again, and you were just too busy occupying yourself by flailing around in a puddle of urine trying to get back up rather than find revenge for those past ten panels. And others say that you have issues with priorities. THIS OUGHTA SHOW THEM

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That's right! There is a villain on the loose, spreading urine across all he sees! and who is there to stop him?

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Not you, you're too busy doing... important stuff to get yourself up out of this urine. I mean, seriously, is there not a SINGLE helpful person here?

[Naristar]

find a shower post haste!!

[PersonPerson]

This^

[Seanorib]

> AM?: Find a shower, post haste!



That is actually a pretty good idea. You haven't had the chance to rid your hard carapace of all of those annoying shell-eating vermin from that woah what is that shadow doing there

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Oh, it's just one of the dreamers. It appears to be… the seer?

Now where are those showers?

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You are absolutely not going to jump. out of the question. There is nothing down there, and you clearly cannot fly. Of course, what good is there in jumping?

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You cannot do it. You cannot jump out the window.

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[dakman42]

mysterious shove-er: reveal your self

[PersonPerson]

Hit the ground head first.

[Naristar]

Not die!
you can fly!!

[Seanorib]

> Keith: Don't die,You can fly!!



This isn’t flying, it’s falling to your death!!

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