A Pidgey named Fish

[Kirvin]

You are a PIDGEY.



Just moments ago you were in your first ever fight with a pokemon with a trainer, a CHARMANDER. You were thoroughly defeated by said CHARMANDER over there and as a result have just been CAUGHT yourself. According to the LAW OF THE JUNGLETALL GRASS that means your loyalty and obedience now belong to the TRAINER who caught you. You have heard the other pidgeys talk about the legends of the mysterious beings known as TRAINERS before but in truth, none of you knew much about them. The stories you have heard have been both thrilling and terrifying.



CHARMANDER: Hey. Welcome to the team.



PIDGEY: Uh, thanks. I guess.
CHARMANDER: You’ll be alright, don’t worry. And don’t take that fight personally or anything.
PIDGEY: No, no. I know how it goes. More or less.
CHARMANDER: Good. Just do what Boss tells you and you’ll be fine. But I hope for your sake you’re either strong or useful or you might end up in the BOX.
PIDGEY: That, uh… doesn’t sound too good.
CHARMANDER: Well it depends on the company, really. I’m Kohl by the way.
PIDGEY: …Seriously?
KOHL: That’s the name I was given. Boss might give you a name too.
PIDGEY: Swell.




BOSS: Alright! A pidgey! Now let’s see. What should I call you, hmm…?
PIDGEY: Oh, boy.
BOSS: I know! Fish.
FISH: …what.
KOHL: …pfff.
FISH: Are you laughing?
KOHL: Nooooo.
BOSS: Onward!

[Whimbrel]

NOW GET A RATATTA

Name it Le Fromage

[siguard]

>become a Spearow in your rage.

>End up in mortal combat with a reletave

trainer> make FISH the HM slave.

[Kíeros]

> Pidgey: Refuse to be called fish; attack the trainer whenever he calls you that.

[Godbot]

> Onward

[Kirvin]

FISH: Hey I still have questions, hold up!
KOHL: Yes, Fish, what is it?
FISH: Aw geeze, that's gonna take getting used to.
FISH: Ok, what exactly are we supposed to do, like what will Boss want us to do?
KOHL: Fight other pokemon.
FISH: And?
KOHL: And win.
FISH: A-and then... what, that's it?
KOHL: You fight for your life. You lose, you die.
FISH: Isn't that kinda harsh?
KOHL: Isn't it a lot like living in the wild, fighting others for food to eat, for shelter during storms and to hide from predators?
FISH: Yeah?
KOHL: Well now you'll always have shelter and never be hungry. But you still have to fight.
FISH: Oh... That's not so bad.
KOHL: Uh-huh.
FISH: Hey where are we going anyway?
KOHL: Hell if I know.
BOSS: Oh look, a WILD RATTATA! Kohl, go!
KOHL: Excuse me, please.

[Mibbs]

Kohl: be generally awesome and beat rattata

[Todd Ingram]

FISH: Recognize said Ratatta as your childhood rival and current leader of Route 2 Normal-Type drug cartel.

[greenMachine]

>Kohl: You realize you might be named after a hardware store, right?

>Rattata: Nearly kill Kohl's

Edit: Almost forgot to say this (which would have been a shame), but your art is super awesome!

[GreenElectrodes]

Catch the Ratatta and name it Bird.

[Whimbrel]

SCRATCH GROWL SCRATCH STRATCH

[Kirvin]

You stand behind your new Boss as the fight begins. You recognized the Wild Rattata, one of the many Rattata who live in the same area as your flock. Your former flock. This one in particular is part of a gang that was the major competition for resources for your flock, and a constant pain in your backside. You find yourself wishing he gets thrashed.
Which is pretty much what happens. Kohl kicks his ass in short order. You are momentarily smug until your Boss catches him. He is now part of your group. Well, shit.

KOHL: Hey. Welcome to the team.
RATTATA: Ow, ow, ow.
KOHL: It was nothing personal. I'm Kohl, this is Fish.
RATTATA: ... heh, really?
FISH: Yeah, yeah, laugh it up vermin.
RATTATA: You got a problem, featherbrain?
KOHL: That's QUITE enough. Your former life is over. We are all on the same team now, so get used to it. Boss is already moving so get going.
RATTATA: She started it.
KOHL: That's hardly relevent. If she becomes a problem it will be dealt with. I'd be more worried about yourself, if I were you.
RATTATA: And why's that.
KOHL: You didn't even get a name.

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Almost forgot to say this (which would have been a shame), but your art is super awesome! :D

Oh thank you. :blushblush:
I think that'll be all for tonight, unless I get a really interesting command? :o

[Whimbrel]

WHO'S THAT POKEMON???

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IT'S JIGGLYPUFF!
zzzzzzzzz

[Fengar]

>Poop on Boss' head for naming you fish.

[Kirvin]

>Poop on Boss' head for naming you fish.

This idea strike's you as especially blasphemous. You won't be doing that.

[Kirvin]

Suddenly you are this PIPLUP. And you are not happy.

[98714123340]

Exposit on your depressive situation.

[Grug]

D'aww. Cute.

>What's wrong?

[ferd1991]

Piplup - Make a single tear.

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[Kíeros]

> Realise that there is no fish to eat; become even sadder.

[siguard]

Piplup> be owned by the rival trainer

[Fengar]

>Dig a hole.

[Kirvin]

It's not really a depressive situation. Not really. It's more irritating and tedious than depressive.
And the day started out so well too. You were finally taken out of that box and got yourself a trainer (well, more like the trainer got you but whatever) and he seemed like a nice guy, which was good. Then you went out.
For some training.
Against bidoofs.
You fought them and won.
Then you fought some more.
For hours. And hours.
You really have no idea how many bidoofs you've taken out by now but surely you've gotten somewhat stronger at least.
...
The first few were caught by your trainer. They didn't say much to you. They seemed okay at first. Then they formed... a gang among themselves, or something. And whenever you're about to start a new fight...


They start doing that.
You not even sure if they're cheering or trying to psyche you out. Either way, it's really, really annoying.
Yeah, you pretty much hate those guys.

You should probably try to be someone else for now.

[98714123340]

be the Villain's Pokemon

[MentallyDeficient]

>Be Alfred Molina.