That link is broken-ish for me.
>Get a move o-
Who could that be?
...Wow, you just realized how far away you are from your hometown. You're all the way at the edge of Hazy Plains (which isn't actually that Hazy).Whoops.
Oh, that's just Tholluckth Captor. He doesn't have any kind of speech impediment, unlike his brother, Sollux.
>Mystery Troll: Be Sollix Captor
Is that-eeEEAUGH OH GOD NO.
Sollix Captor is Sollux's brother. You hate him. He is VERY RELIGIOUS and WANTS TO BE A MONK.
Someone needs to help you. You are not in the mood for his religious bullshit.
He runs up to you and starts spouting TOTAL BS about HOW BEAUTIFUL EVERYTHING IS.
You could punch him. Or have Mister Grumbles kick him or something.
EITHER WAY, you need to do SOMETHING before you go COMPLETELY INSANE.
What do you do?
Ride your noble steed! Trample him where he stands!
My chumhandle is also nostalgiaRipoff, for those interested. RP handle is reluctantNostalgic. And magicRoboticist. And bodaciousBeauty. FUCK WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY HANDLES?
> Provide an example of something that is not beautiful.
> Punch him in the snout to establish agnosticism.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
>Karkat: Get naked.
H a h a n o.
Instead you argue that DEAD ANIMAL CARCASSES ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL.
He replies by giving you a VERY LONG EXPLANATION as to why they're beautiful.
You cannot hope to beat SOLLIX in a RELIGIOUS(?) ARGUMENT, he is simply THE BEST THERE IS.
Then he tells you that SOLLUX is looking for you. You should probably scurry back home now anyways. You could hang around for more RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT, but you really don't want to do that.
Another NOTICE from the PAUSE SCREEN.
NEW RELATIONSHIP: SOLLIX CAPTOR
RELATIONSHIP POINTS: -25 (ENEMY)
> Open up the screen
Not much has changed. However, SOLLIX CAPTOR has been added to your RELATIONSHIPS and you have received a new QUEST.
You see some BASIC INFORMATION about your QUEST. CLICKING THE SCREEN changes it to a DESCRIPTION of said quest.
What will you do?
Ask where Sollux is after you find out abscond
Punch him HARD
>Karkat: Exposit upon the Hemospectrum
>Sollux: Enlist help from Karkat. You must save the Witchy Sea-Dwelling girl!
A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY AcRoSs sKaIaI am most certainly female
Karkat: Go find Sollux now
>Karkat: Exposit on hemospectrum.
You can do that. Well at least, this is how you see it.
The MAROONBLOODS and BROWNBLOODS seem to usually become CARETAKERS, MAIDS, or PAGES. Most of the YELLOWBLOODS and TEALBLOODS you know, have seen, or have heard of seem to be RELIGIOUS CRACKHEADS. The GREEN and JADEBLOODS are pretty normal you guess, and BLAH BLAH BLAH the rest of the hemospectrum is as follows. Did you mention candybloods? You're usually just considered DISGUSTING HUMAN-TROLL HYBRIDS, which sucks. It sucks so much. Anyways, ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT BEFORE WE MOVE ON?
>Karkat: Exposit upon the the Geopolitical Situation, who are the Great Powers and how are they governed.