> Load game.
>Password
Black Mage: Are you filled with regret that eventually, there won't be more world to burn?
Ordeal: In the back, yeah.
Black Mage: Sounds like my atrocities, all right. Perfectly normal. -8Bit Theater
>New game
AUTHORLOG:
>Load game
There were NO SAVE FILES!
>Password
There don't appear to be any PASSWORDS THAT ARE UNLOCKED either.
>New game.
A NEW SAVE FILE was made!
>Enter character selection screen.
You enter the CHARACTER SELECTION SCREEN. It defaults to KARKAT VANTAS, and it appears HE IS THE ONLY ONE UNLOCKED THUS FAR. You should probably choose to play as him. Do you, or would you like to browse the other playable characters?
Wow, you did that with a touchpad? I can barely stand to draw anything with it, sob.
> Check out everyone else first.
AUTHORLOG:
>Check out everyone else first.
There's ONE (1) UNLOCKED CHARACTER, FIFTEEN (15) LOCKED CHARACTERS, and FOUR (4) UNNAMED AND LOCKED CHARACTERS.
It is pretty lame that it didn't even show any silhouettes or anything, though.
Last edited by L33o; 02-21-2012 at 08:22 PM.
>Karkat Vantas
Black Mage: Are you filled with regret that eventually, there won't be more world to burn?
Ordeal: In the back, yeah.
Black Mage: Sounds like my atrocities, all right. Perfectly normal. -8Bit Theater
AUTHORLOG:
>Karkat Vantas
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and YOUR ASS HAS JUST LITERALLY BEEN HANDED TO YOU.
But really, you should PROBABLY GIVE THIS HORSE DONKEY A NAME.
WHAT WILL THIS DONKEY'S NAME BE?
>Will Smith
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN![]()
>Will Smith
...Who's Will Smith? A human? You have NO IDEA why he popped into your head. You think you'll just name the donkey MISTER GRUMBLES. Great.
MISTER GRUMBLES has joined your party!
>Can we get an intro or something now?
The little bubble in the corner INFORMS YOU OF AN UPDATE ON THE PAUSE SCREEN. The pause screen includes INTRODUCTIONS, INVENTORY ITEMS, UNLOCKED PASSCODES, QUESTS, CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS, and THINGS LIKE THAT.
You could CHECK THE PAUSE SCREEN BY SAYING >Check pause screen OR SOMETHING OF THE SORT, but you could also GET THE STORY MOVING. You HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO DO.
explain to donket how trols are like onions
> Cook him and wrap him in a tortilla with some cheese, beans, and salsa, creating the world's first burrito.
Screw it, you don't have that much to do.
> Check the Pause screen!
>Karkat: Be more kawaii.
Is this kawaii eno-
Wait.
THIS IS STUPID.
>Check the pause screen!
Well, THIS IS THE PAUSE SCREEN. It seems the INTRODUCTION FEATURE is not available yet. Your INVENTORY is empty and you have no QUESTS. The RELATIONSHIP FEATURE is INTERACTIVE, which is pretty cool. You guess.
> Tell us about your sister or something there in your relationships.
@Everyone thus far: Kariaa is a fan character, but she isn't mary sue or anything! Due to the way Lovestuck was set up, there aren't lusii; rather, adult trolls take care of them somewhat like humans. It was also due to the fact I'm a stupid derp
AUTHORLOG:
>Tell us about your sister or something there in your relationships.
You mean... her?
>Yes. The girl in the V-neck. Who is she.
...You were hoping you wouldn't have to introduce her. Her name is KARIAA VANTAS and she is your CARETAKER. You hate her so much. She hates you too, probably because she was assigned to you instead of "a pretty girl that doesn't fuck up so much".
Well EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS.
GEEZ.
Anyways, HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. Or GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL. Or something.
It's the base Karine from Pixistar. It's the left cat-eared doll. (I really want to use one of the snaketailed ones for Echidna sometime.)
EDIT: It looks like Pixistar is down for some reason right now?
EDIT2: Ninja'd. Nevermind.
Last edited by L33o; 02-25-2012 at 01:03 PM.