DungeonCrawl thread 3: It is a thing of beauty

[PlumFinder]

Riou will be a good replacement for Gecky, seeing how Gecky was a replacement for Riou in the first place.
I shall await some more commands before updating again, as to withhold Grey the full power of Mustard's wrath.

That, or I will update Saturday, which is now my set in stone update day, regardless of conditions. Hurray!

[Riou]

Red

Red grabs Greed by the cape and shatters his circlet.

"I think I'll break your bones next."

[BlazerC]

Navy

Lets do something tried and tested. Navy takes a stab at Mustard while protecting Brown and Grey, yes I am fully aware that Grey is attacking who even caaaares.

Also Navy tries a second attempt in figuring out how not-dead he is.

[PlumFinder]

Navy stabs at Mustard while remembering he is Rather Injured.
Grey launches himself down the stairs, Axe raised. Now is the time to take Mystard down!
Mustard tumbles out of the way. Grey's face meets the floor in a painful manner.
'You guys are slow. Try a bit harder.'
'Don't dare to stand and fight like a man, do you?'
Mustard shows that he does, in fact, dare and ForceBeams General Dark into the ceiling.
This room's really got it in for Mustard's enemies.



Greed stops attacking for a moment to repair his Claw of Snatching.
'Do you have any idea how expensive this thing was? I expect a generous payment for all the damage you did.'
'I will pay in punches.'
Red Shatters Greed's Headband. It now gives 2 less Defense, and 1 less Speed.

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Damnit Mustard. I was trying to show of how I made the bosses easier to hit, and then you go and make a full dodge.
This was not what we had agreed upon.

[Riou]

Red

Red tackles Greed towards the wall and runs his swords through Greed's chest.

[Gecky]

Go get him, Red!

[BlazerC]

Navy

'Do I have to do everything?!'

Defend those two and melt through Mustard's cape again.

[PlumFinder]

I was gonna update while giving you the heads up that I'll be going on a vacation and might not (will not, in all likelihood) update for two weeks.
Then I found out I'd packed away my notebook with all the stats.

Truly, my once a week update schedule is starting off flawless.

[Gecky]

Don't bother finding the notebook, I cracked the code.

This turn Greed and Navy are dead.

[BlazerC]

Don't bother finding the notebook, I cracked the code.

This turn Greed and Navy are dead.

Suuuuurrrrrre....

[Lazyboy21350]

Okay so, I do not remember what I was doing and in the intervening time i've honestly lost all interest in this. So I guess get someone else to take Brown, im gonna ollie out.

[Pony Hank]

I would replace, but I don't think I could possibly live up to Brown's character.

[BlazerC]

I would replace, but I don't think I could possibly live up to Brown's character.

Just use the weight spell on the Mustard while attempting to convince that you're useful to the team beyond just that spell scroll.

[AJfriss]

Grey

I've got an idea! Brown, Toss me the golem scroll!

Continue hacking away at mustard (and not really being effective at it, from what we've seen), and hope your master plot can unfold in the meanwhile.

[OzTheWizard]

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I'll do it! I'll take over Brown! (And if I can take the spot I'll use the weight spell on the Mustard.)

I'll need a reminder of what's in Brown's inventory, his current health and win condition though. (He's still team neutral, right?)

Also, regarding Grey's plan, wouldn't it work better if you keep attacking and Brown does whatever it is you're planning? You know, considering you're an attacker and Brown appears to be unarmed.

[Stinkosar]

Ah, beat to the punch. Well, have fun third...fourth? Person to take over moralistic Brown.

Bring justice to this dungeon, you bastard.

[PlumFinder]

Red throws a tackle at Greed, but Greed dodges handily.
Red crashes into the pile of money. Which wouldn't usually be all that bad, but was not the intended goal right now.
'That's my money you're bathing in!'
'Then don't move, next time.'
Red takes No Damage.
Greed takes No Damage.



Team Splicer finally shows some teamwork.
Brown throws a Slowing Spell at Mustard, lowering his Speed by 5.
Navy Melts through Mustard's Cape again, cutting it off completely. It gives 2 less Speed.
'Woah! Look, I know I'm ridiculously handsome, but try to keep from undressing me until after the battle, ok?'
'Never been attracted to corpses, sorry.'
Grey smashes his Axe down somewhere on Mustard, at the same time that General Dark spears him from the other side.
Mustard takes Great Damage!
'Aargh! Damnit, that does it! This has gone on for long enough!'
Mustard raises his Staff in the air and starts powering up his next attack.
'Oh fuck!'

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Mustard, what are you doing. Stop that this instance.
Oz has Brown. A summation of Brown's everything can be found here:

Attack: 1
Defense: 1
Speed: 1
Health: Lightly Injured
Inventory: Scroll of Weight, Blank Scrolls, Mouse Steak (healing), Deep Red Soda (Attack Boost), Scroll of Animation, Longbow (+3 Attack).
Team: Neutral. Meaning you can kill either boss and leave the dungeon through either side, but you can also be attacked by both sides.
Other than that, his win condition is the same as everyone else's: Survive, reach your goal, have the most Dungeonpoints.
DPs and secret goal have been PM'd.

[Stinkosar]

Holy shit that summary made me remember secret goals existed.

Whoops. I bet everyone thought mine was something like run around being a retard stealing everything.
And I just realized that if Sand was there his biggest sin would be Greed. Who Red is fighting. Who Sand hated.
Funny how things work out.

[BlazerC]

Navy

Navy looks at his friends keeping them still under his protection, his eyes glinting with madness and concern, whatever they do they better hit the deck.

He teleports in front of Mustard and grapples him, attempting to mess up his attack rather than deal damage, all the while shouting himself hoarse with vulgar taunts at Mustard.

'Go on Mustard! Hit me with your most powerful fucking attack! You'll kill me! They'll be left entirely undefended! Go on! Do it! DO IT YOU COWARDLY, RAT LOVING BASTARD!! I'M THE ONLY FUCKING THING STOPPING YOU FROM KILLING EVERYONE HERE!! DO IT! DOOOOOO IIIIIIT!!'

Needless to say, "say it, don't spray it" would be an acceptable response if Navy would actually shut up long enough for Mustard to talk.

[Stinkosar]

Remember when Navy wasn't completely out of his mind?
Me either.

[elitepastafa]

Remember when I've now guess Navy's secret goal, but if I remember right am not supposed to discuss it? Oh, I look forward to seeing the end of things...

[Stinkosar]

Remember when I've now guess Navy's secret goal, but if I remember right am not supposed to discuss it? Oh, I look forward to seeing the end of things...

Deduction skills? Who needs 'em.

[BlazerC]

Remember when Navy wasn't completely out of his mind?
Me either.

Alternatively, fighting dangerous monsters and people tends to be very stressful for people, stress leads to shouting.

Then again Navy could be completely bonkers, it's gotten to the point where I have no clue myself anymore.

[OzTheWizard]

That looks dangerous... Brown hides behind Navy's protection while trying to make arrows rain on Mustard. Unless Gray is just going to stand there, if that's the case just keep using the Slowing Spell instead (it's not like Brown can do any damage by himself.)

[BlazerC]

That looks dangerous... Brown hides behind Navy's protection while trying to make arrows rain on Mustard. Unless Gray is just going to stand there, if that's the case just keep using the Slowing Spell instead (it's not like Brown can do any damage by himself.)

You can only be defended if you do not attack.