Cheesecake galore - Skullgirls thread

[Flamerider64]

That is of course what happens when you stand between Peacock and a new season of her favourite cartoon.

[ArmsAreLoud]

So today I ran into another Peacock/Parasoul team for the first time. He even uses the same Peacock color as me, when I took it he had to go back and change his color from the default.

It was surprisingly a lot of fun. Poor guy probably pissed himself when I teleported behind Argus Agony and went into the Swag Bag.

[Varkarrus]

If I had the skull heart:

"I wish that no matter how much I try or try not to do evil as the skullgirl, I will only benefit mankind in every way"

[Catbread]

If I had the skull heart:

"I wish that no matter how much I try or try not to do evil as the skullgirl, I will only benefit mankind in every way"

You become a serial killer that only targets women


Edit: Wait no I didn't mean it like that!!

[crash826]

You become a serial killer that only targets women


Edit: Wait no I didn't mean it like that!!

Humankind, then?

[Mr.Tie]

Humankind, then?

alright, all potential evil doers that might in some way make things worst for the future? Which, depending on views, could be arguably LOTS

[orderboundChaotic]

If I had the Skullheart, it wouldn't matter what I wished for because it only works for women/girls. Stupid sexist magic artifact.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Rule 63 Me would kill that shit, possibly while yelling GARBAGE DAY as loudly as possible.

Wishes are for people who aren't already perfect!

[Varkarrus]

alright, all potential evil doers that might in some way make things worst for the future? Which, depending on views, could be arguably LOTS

Oh, but would that benefit humankind in EVERY way???

[tiiamat]

I'm beginning to wonder if any of the Homestuck females would actually wish upon the Skullheart.
I don't think Jade would, Rose seems smart enough not to.
Don't know about the rest though, maybe Jane would wish to be less awkward.

[DudewitdaK]

I just caused a RAGEQUIT with Peacock. In an unranked match. It was delicious. He didn't block any item drops, I landed multiple Swag Bags, and almost any other ground throw (or Garbage Day) resulted in Argus Agony.
Feels good, (wo)man.

[ArmsAreLoud]

I'm beginning to wonder if any of the Homestuck females would actually wish upon the Skullheart.
I don't think Jade would, Rose seems smart enough not to.
Don't know about the rest though, maybe Jane would wish to be less awkward.

I think you're overestimating Rose by a lot.

This chick thought she could outsmart Doc Scratch. She'd do the same with the Skull Heart.

Rose and Vriska are the two most likely to actually make a wish. Maybe Terezi, too.

[tiiamat]

I forgot about that, you have a point.

Rose would probably wish for the Skullheart to cease plaguing humanity or something, probably in a more cleverly worded way that still has a loop hole she would miss.

Vriska would wish for more pirate porn.

Terezi seems like she'd wish to be the SKullgirl so she could enforce law and justice.

[crash826]

Rose would wish to be such a powerful skullgirl that she could (and would) destroy the creatures who engineered the Skull Heart's creation in the first place.

Vriska'd wish to be the Pirate Queen and universally loved or something.

Nepeta would wish for a real romance w/ Karkitty.

Feferi would wish for everyone on the planet to be happy, but she'd still get Skullgirl'd because she defines "happy" very rigidly within her own beliefs.

Jade would pump the Heart full of lead.

Terezi would wish to destroy evildoers and go all Bloody Marie on us.

Aradia wouldn't wish for anything. When she was dead she didn't care and Aliveradia is too happy to want things.

Kanaya...

hm

[Varkarrus]

"I Wish That This Wish Will Neither Be Granted Nor Left Ungranted"

[Karhs12]

And then the Skullheart says "no fuck you" and turns her into the Skullgirl because it hates people who try to do stuff like that.

[tiiamat]

Yeah, I like to imagine the Skullheart ignores wishes like that because its not a fucking idiot.

[ArmsAreLoud]

...YEAH, I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO TURN YOU INTO THE SKULL GIRL NOW. NICE TRY, BITCH.

[Mr.Tie]

I wish.. that you get your wish..
Surely nothing would go wrong would it, maybe the skull heart is just misunderstood.
and if it MUST grant the wishes.... well, in a way anyone with a little thought could probably take it out, but, would they be willing it?

[Cervos]

If I had the skull heart:

"I wish that no matter how much I try or try not to do evil as the skullgirl, I will only benefit mankind in every way"

The Skull Heart would probably twist this in the best way to help mankind is to eliminate it.

Anyways, learning how to use Double right! I want to do more than Throw-BANDWAGON RUSHDOWN

[Siegmundfried]

Throw -> Bandwagon Rushdown? Pssh.

Cerebooty into Bandwagon Rushdown is where it's at. :v

[ArmsAreLoud]

Oh by the way Mike is already thinking about nerfing the Cerebooty assist. :U

Apparently they hadn't accounted for the invincibility or something???

[Siegmundfried]

Okay, normal level arcade mode AI cannot contain the power of Cerebooty. I seriously just cleared the modes twice using 3-player teams to unlock all the arcade colors - but all I did was Cerebooty and Cerebooty into Bionic Car. I nearly got 3 perfects because it didn't know what to do against it. >_>

[Cervos]

Throw -> Bandwagon Rushdown? Pssh.

Cerebooty into Bandwagon Rushdown is where it's at. :v

But seriously, Bandwagon Rushdown is so punishing in it's power, and the fact that it hits nearly anywhere.

I made a handy guide for Double some time ago.

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[orderboundChaotic]

Rose would wish to be such a powerful skullgirl that she could (and would) destroy the creatures who engineered the Skull Heart's creation in the first place.

The Skull Heart would give her the power to do this, but along the way she would kill everyone else. I assume it would also do this to anyone who wished for a world without the Skull Heart/skullgirls.

@Dat *ss (Double's Amazing Tackle Assist Strike [Spammable])
So they're planning on nerfing it? Good thing they found out before they used their first patch. (From what I've heard Microsoft charges developers for every patch except the first. Is that true?)