Pick up the nearest book to you.

[Milskidasith]

In our example of the building inspector who was offered a bribe, he would know the correct action to take via rights analysis.

Go engineering books?

[Bizarre]

I'd advise you to talk less and listen more.

I really have no idea how to put it in a sexual context.

[AdurnaFricai]

Oh gog. P. 45 of D&D 4.0 Player's Handbook 1: "Halflings stand about 4 feet tall and weigh about 80 pounds."
Honestly no clue what to say here.

[Raidacab]

At Least Three Characters.

[Hpboy7]

"Jurassic Park"
"The coelacanth was a five-foot-long fish thought to have died out sixty-five million years ago, until a specimen was pulled from the ocean in 1938."

WUT

[Todd Ingram]

ar-du-ous >adj.
1. Strenuous, difficult.
2. Full of hardships.


FUCK

[pirrou]

донизу adv to the bottom; сверху ~ from top to bottom.

Jesus.

[Wiwaxia]

Oh gog. P. 45 of D&D 4.0 Player's Handbook 1: "Halflings stand about 4 feet tall and weigh about 80 pounds."
Honestly no clue what to say here.

Size kink? Also for having that as your closest book.

The first permanent settlement came in 1608 when Samuel de Champlain founded the fur-trading post of Quebec.

...

No comment.

[laserdogbad]

issac asimovs the rest of the robots

"No."

[ambiguous]

"Greatest Monthly Rainfall"

Sounds like it's going to be eventful.

[PhoenixMichi]

A Game of Thrones:

"He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark."

aww

[~|CptPorkins|~]

Visual Art Diary A3.
It's filled with skulls, the skulls of conjoined twin-esque things, aaaaaaand a baby skull.

[liquidMountain]

Visual Art Diary A3.
It's filled with skulls, the skulls of conjoined twin-esque things, aaaaaaand a baby skull.

BE CONCERNED.

[Fokade]

Another Hulk Hogan book.

"This massive figure I'd been watching on TV for years."

Another clue to

you guessed it brothas and sistas

BBW

get in.

[Morphimus]

Another Hulk Hogan book.

"This massive figure I'd been watching on TV for years."

Another clue to

you guessed it brothas and sistas

BBW

get in.

Dude, you have the best books. THE BEST.

[DevilEd]

Book:Johnny Tremain
"This was true"

Umm ok lets try Ender's Game
"Thank you for this, Peter"

Thats not good how bout Twelfth Night
"Methinks I feel this youth's perfections"

[Gordon]

"As they talked, they mixed and tasted the chocolate pudding."



that was A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning.

[kraine]

"As they talked, they mixed and tasted the chocolate pudding."

I dunno what you're woeful about. Chocolate and sex have long been closely tied. :B

[Gordon]

I dunno what you're woeful about. Chocolate and sex have long been closely tied. :B

I was interpreting it in a more metaphorical sense.

another book.
Skins: The Novel
"Katie leaned back on her arms. Pushing her legs into a position where they looked longer and thinner than they actually are."
(so me)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"If Debbie has friends like you guys, she's in worse trouble than I thought."
(like me? probably)

Anna Karenina
"Oh things go wrong: But I don't want to talk of myself, and besides, I can't explain it all."
(this... is too true)

[Toshi]

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, page 45. "After her departure he wandered around the bar, finally deciding that he needed to go to the bathroom."

[Gradiant]

My American history textbook: "Christopher Columbus had a different plan for reaching Asia"

What?

[kholhaus]

Closest book was a dictionary.

"centimetre - n, one hundredth of a meter."

fucking goddammit. IT'S LIES I TELL YOU.

[Staff Deployment]

I have frequently wondered if the majority of mankind ever pause to reflect upon the occasionally titanic significance of dreams, and the obscure world to which they belong.

Uh

If you say so Mr. Lovecraft.
Or should I say Mr. LOVECOCKBLOCK.

[~|CptPorkins|~]

Alright, let's try this again.

Self Esteem: Second Edition
'I skulk when my husband works late, otherwise I'm Cheerful.'
...Weeeeeell shit.

[sjasogun]

донизу adv to the bottom; сверху ~ from top to bottom.

Jesus.

Your avatar made me LOL for a good minute there. Then I read the post and went on for a couple more minutes. Okay, now I'll give this a shot though I should know better.

My math book, Getal & Ruimte wi havo/vwo D deel 2 Uitwerkingen (aka the math book that contains the answers)

'In the x-direction 1:500 and in the y-direction 1:250' (translated from Dutch)

I have no idea what the hell this means.

Let's try that again with my Latin book, since it's technically the closest, I just randomly picked my Math book (though only by millimeters)
Well, techincally it's not a book, more like a bundle of random handouts I really need to organize some time. Although page 45 does state 'heros hero' (again translated from Dutch) I'll be fair and take a book.

That'd be my Dutch book.

'Better would be, for example:

For the second workgroup we were assigned to 'Dangerous tendencies on the sport field'.'

Ummm... OKAY NEXT PLEASE