COMPLAININ 'BOUT HOMESTUCK ( tUMUt )

[Conspicuous]

That's because you're sensible, db.

And not obsessed with the sex lives of fictional parents.

[Tirgo]

That's because you're sensible, db.

And not obsessed with the sex lives of fictional parents.

ronerydad and drunkmom is the best fictional parents sex life ever

[Conspicuous]

My headcanon is that Dad was perfectly content as a single father.
So no repressed sex-drive there.
Just a perfect gentleman.

[deathsbuddy]

i need a responsible adult

(but seriously tirgo you are entitled to your headcanon and i am just being a baby)

[Conspicuous]

Try not-Homestuck.

There aren't really many proper parents around in here.

[colwag]

They knew each other for like 24 hours.

Dad and Mom met around the time John was "born" via meteor impact. That was 13 years ago.

Granted, they moved away from each other, but they definitely knew of each other. After all, Dad kept her scarf for 13 years.

They could have been a couple for quite some time, this isn't like John/Vriska or anything.

[Dmatix]

Dad is too hard boiled to care about romance. Besides, it might ruffle his perfectly pressed shirt.

[Conspicuous]

Yeah, because keeping a random woman's scarf around for 13 years isn't creepy at all.

[Tirgo]

yeah are you seriously trying to imply dad has no sexual urges at all

he obviously wants to hit that and you know it

[Wakor]

Hmm.

If it took a Breaking Dawn turn and had everything all set up for an epic battle, but then suddenly went capoot and everything was perfect forever.

[Greyscale]

Dad is clearly some sort of bisexual.
Why else would he have a laptop that's a man's face constantly winking at him?

[*Sigh*]

I'm pretty sure the winking is only visible from the back of said laptop, not from the screen.

[Tirgo]

Dad is clearly some sort of bisexual.
Why else would he have a laptop that's a man's face constantly winking at him?

BECAUSE HE IS A HARDCORE BING CROSBY FAN

[Sanichi]

BECAUSE HE IS A HARDCORE BING CROSBY FAN

I'd have to agree on that one good sir. I'd have to agree with you on that one.

[RevolutionaryLoser]

mom and dad were pretty much confirmed to be boning

Yeah but then they died immediately after. Way to kill the vibe.

[Tirgo]

Yeah but then they died immediately after. Way to kill the vibe.

jack noir is the ultimate cockblock

mom was probably feeling up dad's pants when noir walked in

[deathsbuddy]

The fellow has stained the mademoiselle's fine garment. The gaffe is unforgivable, and the only true course of chivalry would be to liberate the damsel from the sodden cloth and launder it immediately.

You're half right.

[Conspicuous]

There's nothing sexier than doing the laundry, is there?

[Tirgo]

There's nothing sexier than doing the laundry, is there?

yeah i would liberate mom from her clothing any day

[Dmatix]

yeah i would liberate mom from her clothing any day

Maybe you could help her "dry her socks" if you know what I mean.
...
If you do, please tell me, cause I have no idea.

[deathsbuddy]

So I was thinking about it earlier and all signs seem to point to Dave's character arc being mostly wrapped up.

That's extremely disappointing!

[Conspicuous]

I dunno, he still has some strong dealings left with his Bro, who's raising of Dave was strongly tied into his issues to begin with.

[Tirgo]

Maybe you could help her "dry her socks" if you know what I mean.
...
If you do, please tell me, cause I have no idea.

dry her socks obviously means

footjobs

[Dmatix]

dry her socks obviously means

footjobs

I meant that? Man, I have a filthy mind.

[Tirgo]

I meant that? Man, I have a filthy mind.

yeah what the hell

Yet... Her feet...

They beckon.



is this topic even about complaining anymore, or is is the official dad/mom topic