Let's Play HOMESTUCK

[problemProtagonist]

Schazer: Thank you for going out of your way to apologise like this. But seriously, I don't think there is anything to apologise for. I personally reached the conclusion that you'd just played differently, so I didn't end up comparing your success with ours (or the current lack thereof), so for me it's quite all right! (: The only thing I regret is not playing with you, because I'm sure you could have helped us as well. (:

[Ranter]

Same.

[DaVici]

*foreshadowing*

[MQuinny1234]

And...I'm in.

And this place is madness. I feel like I'd need sopor pills to understand it.

[DaVici]

It's like I'm fated to post here... Can't resist. Count me in. I just need to understand what's going on behind the screens.

[MegaRock35]

And...I'm in.

And this place is madness. I feel like I'd need sopor pills to understand it.

You do and you don't. What that means is for you to find out.

But let me warn you: What I have gathered from this experience is that arrogance is just a measure of how far you will be humbled before this is over.

[El Ninja Monkey]

You do and you don't. What that means is for you to find out.

But let me warn you: What I have gathered from this experience is that arrogance is just a measure of how far you will be humbled before this is over.

This is pretty much the thing about this game I know is true.

[Konkoa]

I'm finding it hard to remember why I had to post here and ultimately end up being part of this. Not that it isn't really cool, because it totally is, but I have this heaviness in my chest whenever I think about what's going on.

Like there's this urgency to beat something more than just a game.

I feel very small.

[GreenElectrodes]

I've only barely started and I have no idea what's going on. Should I be getting a riddle?

[MegaRock35]

I've only barely started and I have no idea what's going on. Should I be getting a riddle?

You will soon. ardentApathy has less time for this on the weekdays, so progression is slower. He gets a lot of PMs between all the players, so he just sorts through them chronologically. It won't be too long before you receive a riddle and a few other things to help you get started!

Also, I suggest spending extra time online during the weekends, as that's when things get active.

[GreenElectrodes]

I have been told that I am "part of every session." Does that mean anything to anyone? What is the best way to get in contact with all of you about this game?

[Schazer]

Get on Pesterchum; message sagittalSerpentaur.

[PriffyViole]

I have been told that I am "part of every session." Does that mean anything to anyone? What is the best way to get in contact with all of you about this game?

Pretty sure you aren't supposed to post clues.

[Ross_Varn]

That doesn't exactly qualify as a clue, it's more like a game mechanic.

[GreenElectrodes]

I didn't consider it a clue, or I wouldn't have posted it. There is something else that may be a clue, and for that reason I haven't mentioned it.

[retroScavenger]

>aA: CONFUSE ALL OF THE PLAYERS
ALL OF THEM

[Ranter]

*ollies outie*
Pshoooooooo!

[ravemastaj]

Pretty sure you aren't supposed to post clues.

If it's that ambiguous, I don't see the harm. I mean, it's not even a whole phrase and really only applies to one person. That said, don't push your luck.

[AcariStorm]

Not really sure if I'm part of a session, or in the same kind of role as GreenElectrodes. Oh well, joining in on the discussion can't hurt. How has everyone been enjoying this so far?

[Ross_Varn]

I feel that I should warn you: It is completely and utterly mad.

[Ranter]

“'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.'
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'”

I can promise that this is completely unrelated to anything except your sanity.

[MegaRock35]

Not really sure if I'm part of a session, or in the same kind of role as GreenElectrodes. Oh well, joining in on the discussion can't hurt. How has everyone been enjoying this so far?

Yeah, it is a tad crazy, but it is quite fun. It stretches your intellect, and also allows you to meet interesting people. Fair warning, though: if it pans out like Blue Session, then it will require a lot of dedication and possibly a few dramaaaaaaaatic moments.

[Ross_Varn]

"CLEAN CUP!"

[ardentApathy]

A new element has been introduced.

And that element is?

RANDOMNESS.

Let's see how you react.

Here's a hint:

It'll be hilaaaaaaaarious. >:]

[Ranter]

The Host poses a caliginous Riddle like no other I've met. I am presuming him 8othered 8y jealousy, and it would 8e sickening if it were not so marvelously amusing. 8ut then, who 8ut ArdentApathy could have the cheek to show disdain for the manner in which his 8lack equal conducts her BLOOD red conquests? Less has acceler8ted meeker than I to homicide, and the viol8tion would hold me aghast, again, if his misgivings did not complement his so endearing arsenal of qu8nt charms. It is impossi8le to stifle this grin even now as I write. It's all had me laughing so hard I am nearly out of BREATH.
Alas, it may 8e that I am too good at spurring h8. Too good, at least, for him. I only HOPE he is not so foolish as to tread a path of less torrid malice. Still, perhaps I ought to give him some SPACE...
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My suspicions have 8een confirmed. I'm not grinning anymore, ArdentApathy, you have successfully ignited my RAGE.
Our orderly contention has dissolved right 8efore my vision omnifold. It was once a handsome 8lack, as pitch as the VOID, 8ut now sits like good strong LIGHT brown tea sullied and cooled 8y unwelcome dairy.
Thus my HEART was 8roken twice. I was fond of Liliumus. There was surely promise in her red investment.
He had her assassin8ed.
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If only my hoard were as 8ottomless as his desire to disappoint me. He is set on cowardice, deferring to Monkey to settle his score.
Doesn't he remem8er what he's confided? It would 8e easy to give the TRUE clues and answers to my fellow players, and he would 8e killed quickly for his unthinka8le presumption.
Not that I'll sink to his tactics.
8ut then, he feels safety in knowing this.
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Ah, the things I end up sacrificing for the sake of a lover.
You all would have enjoyed witnessing the MIND-twisters I prepared to please the Host. His sense of humor was just like mine but I did not plan for a miracle to let me survive the appointment.
Funny, I always imagined a grander entry in my journal for my own demise, ArdentApathy. 8ut you should know that your DOOM will be as your LIFE. A joke. Now I'm one more humorous little sacrifice kindly given to to this game of HOMESTUCK, and one step closer to the revival of my love, as they prophesize. I am overjoyed to understand now this was always your destiny, Liliumus, but hurry, for you are almost out of TIME.

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Yeah! Shipping! At least I died a heroic death, with all my quadrants filled. ; )
*wonk wonk*
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