You are the F.A.B.

[Blizz98]

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All According to plan.

>Introduce Thyself



You are THE DON.

More specifically the DEVIOUS DON of the F.A.B. You have sucessfully infiltrated the INNER SECURITY ZONE of the NEW TYRALL MILITARY RESEARCH CENTER, in preparation for the biggest HEIST, of the CENTURY, nay, MILLENIUM, Double Nay! OF ALL FUCKING TIME!!!!! Your associates have already infiltrated the main building, just as you planned, now all that is left is for you to get in, and then.. PHASE 2 of THE PLAN!!

What do you do.

[Naristar]

cackle menecingly

[Mibbs]

wax mustache

[Xander]

Dance like a mad man.

[Whimbrel]

>Steal the moon

[moof]

>strike a pose on a hill while admiring the moon

[Kíeros]

> Stereotypical evil laugh.

[Solaris]

Present Weaponry

[ferd1991]

Flash the nearest individual with your man-pecs. This is part two of your diabolical and ingenious plan after rising from the fiery wreckage.

[98714123340]

Consult "The MAP"

[Blizz98]

>Stereotypical Evil Laugh
>Cackle Menecingly



You spend no less than 20 minutes doing so.

>Dance like a mad man



You waste around 30 minutes on this tomfoolery.

>Present Weaponry



You present your TWIN REVOLVERS. Many a would-be tough guy and many more a hapless schmuck have met their end to these DEADLY FIREARMS. They're also the only weapons you brought with you.. not the best idea in hindsight.

>Wax moustache



Wax? WAX!! Pffffahhahahahahhahah. You would if you were some STINKIN' MEATBAG, instead of an awesome SYNTHETIC. Your moustache isn't made of some namby-pamby hair, its made of NIGH INDESTRUCTABLE METAL. You instead POLISH your moustache.

>Strike a pose on a hill while admiring the moon.



You strike your best 'CONTEMPLATING MOB BOSS' Pose and Gaze upon the LUMINOUS MOON. Ahh the moon, many a fine heist has gone well under her soothing gaze. Its so much better than THE SUN. GOD, you love the moon.

>Consult "The MAP"



You open up your MAP. Everything inside the area of the red line is the INNER SECURITY ZONE. The various Blue and light Gray icons are SECURITY POSTS, the Blue line marks a patrol. YOU are marked by the flashing icon.

[risingzenith]

show spoiler

hide spoiler

Follow the green arrow.

[Kíeros]

show spoiler

hide spoiler

Follow the green arrow.

I was just getting ready to suggest that course of travel, so seconded.

[Mibbs]

wait until the two security guards are about to pass each other then shoot them both

[Blizz98]

>Follow the Green Arrow.



You do so...

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You suspect that this will take at least a little cunning.

[Naristar]

Dig yourway to VICTORY!!

[Staff Deployment]

> SHOOT THEM BOTH.

[Kíeros]

Dig yourway to VICTORY!!

No. You already had a tunnel here so you need not dig.

>Enter your secret tunnel.

[Mibbs]

shoot out light, then double back and go around other security tower as guards flock to the shot one

[risingzenith]

Just stay out of the light. Hide in the shadows of the hills.

[gumbal1]

> Shoot broad side of the lamp so that it looks like that one guard was trying to shoot the other. Sneak away during the inevitable fight.

[Blizz98]

>Just stay out of the light. Hide in the shadows of the hills.



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That was suspiciously easy, whatever, stick to the plan. And just as according to said plan, the UTILITY ENTRANCE, is free of any guards, but contrary to that PLAN, the SHUTTER is closed. you had assigned one of your asociates to open it, what gives.

[ferd1991]

Associate - get face slammed into the utility entrance by guards, leaving an imprint on the door
F.A.B - Take this as an answer that your primary entrance plan isn't going to work, BUT YOU HAVE 40 OTHER ENTRANCE PLANS HIDDEN IN YOUR TOP HAT

[Kíeros]

> Realize that the shutter is a masterful hologram designed to avoid suspicion, and just walk on through.

[gumbal1]

> Explain what F.A.B. is