~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
Howdy guys, I'm Chocolate Pi. Over the past 5 years, I've iterated on a version of mafia I've simply always called Witchhunt.
Although I've never been on these forums before, many of you may be somewhat familar with the game: the Dersehunt and Polarityhunt series of games by x1372 and Prime Intellect are direct derivatives. (Both gentlemen were savvy players in the original games I hosted on sirlin.net.) The game has continued to improve dramatically; it's grown more lean and refined, simpler yet denser.
Now Witchhunt is approaching the next stage of evolution, Moscone: a free, fully automated web-hosted game system. This is a small game control panel, available in a web-browser (and soon on the desktop or your mobile device) that players can use for any and all game actions or information.
Moscone doesn't replace traditional mafia discussion at all--just everything else, such as lynch voting, witch voting, role powers, deadlines, information distribution, QT distribution, role assignments... all on top of all game logic itself. The idea is that you can use Moscone alongside your forum, IRC, IM chat, Skype call, vent server, carrier pigeon network, or whatever you use to host the game.
I've been building this for quite awhile, and am finally ready for limited public beta-testing. My intention is run a a few games this weekend. There's no limit to how many we can reasonably run, including simultaneously. I will be organizing three types of games starting this weekend (friday afternoon):
1. Endless, rapid-paced Debug Games in which 20 dummy accounts automatically vote and behave semi-randomly. (I've been doing this for a week now.) The fun is, you will be free to login as any of the dummy player whenever you want, and make them do whatever you want. Create the most contrived, insane situations and outcomes possible! Five boonbucks for every bug you find.
2. Nightly IRC test games--semi-serious games of about 6-14 players with quick deadlines, lasting no more than a couple hours total. The main goal of these will be to rapidly collect hands-on usability feedback.
3. An actual, serious business real game with 20-30 players over a couple weeks. (The ruleset supports up to 30.) I would like to get in at least two nights of small games as a sanity check before moving to long-term public games.
The ruleset, including all roles, is directly accessible in the game client itself. However, I will also post it here:
Witchhunt Rules 6.31
Preface: I never do any sort of bastard modding. What you see is 100% what you get, no false or misleading information is ever presented in-game to players by myself as moderator.
Overview
Witchhunt is a game in which two groups seek to control their town by killing the other: The Villagers and the Witches. There are fewer members of the Witch team, but their identities are secret. Whichever team successfully kills all of their opponents wins.
The game continuously marches through a daily cycle. Each phase has a deadline, at which point the game automatically transitions to the next phase.
The biggest and most important phase is Day. During the Day players may make open discussion in the public forum thread, and decide on a target to lynch. Any living player may vote for any other living player, and a true majority (more than half) is required to lynch.
When a majority is reached, the person is automatically lynched. (If the deadline arrives, no one is lynched.) The game immediately transitions to Dusk; Dusk is a very short and relatively unimportant phase, but gives the town a brief window to offer parting words abotu the Day's activities before Night.
During Night, players may not use the public discussion. The Witch Coven, whom are given a private means of communication, collectively selects a target to kill each Night. (Also by pure majority.) Various individual events affecting specific players happen at night as well. (more on that in a moment)
The results of the Witches' foul deed will be announced at the start of Dawn. The players start the cycle anew, using this new information to discuss who the Witches might be and vote for suspects. Players may vote immediately, but a final lynch will not be carried out until the clock officially turns to Day. (Dawn, like Dusk, is simply a brief moment for public reflection.)
Note that there is no "card flip" (announcement of the player's identity) on death!
Guardian Angels
When players die, they are NOT eliminated from the game. Instead they continue to serve their original team as a Guardian Angel. Each Night, the Guardian Angels may vote to protect a target; the protected player cannot die that night for any reason, including if targeted by the Witch Coven.
Angels vote by simple plurality, so dead players who do not wish to continue participating can do so with minimal consequence. Angels see all events that take place in the game (except Coven voting) and may discuss the game freely with each other; using this information, they can make a big difference, but there is a key limitation to their power...
Angels may only collectively protect any individual player once per game. This means that dead Witch players can still assist their side, by working to "waste" precious Angel protections on key players.
If there is a tie among the Angel vote, all targets are protected. This powerful option risks exhausting the Angels' power, and allows dead Witches to more easily waste protections. Angels must protect: If zero Angels vote at Night such that no one is protected, all current Angels lose their right to vote in the future.
Note that if a person is targeted with a kill at Night and survives, the town is still informed that they were targeted! This is very valuable information!
Player Assignments (Roles and Team)
Each player is given two assignments: a unique role, and a designated team.
Unique roles provide every player with a special, unique ability of some sort. These abilities may be offensive or defensive, mechanical or informational. Powers granted by your role only apply while you are alive.
Roles however, are seperate from team assignments. Most roles can be given to either a Villager or a Witch. While [i]there are only these two teams,[/u] there are a few special team assignments that put players in a special place on their team.
For example, a select few Villagers are designated as Holy Villagers. Certain especially powerful roles are marked Holy, and these will always be given to the Holy Villagers. (This ensures that Witches never get their hands on the most potent abilities.) These Holy Villagers are commonly the highest priority Witch targets, thanks to their strong powers.
Another special type of Villager is the pair of Village Lovers. These two Villagers get random roles like everyone else, but suffer a particular curse: If one dies, the other is killed as well. However, there is an upside: One of those Holy Roles is Cupid, who provides both Lovers with immunity at Night as long as he lives. Because Lovers can privately communicate and take advantage of both their unique Roles, they are potentially a big thorn in the Witches' side.
Additional Mechanics of Large Games:
Youngsters: Witches and Spies
In larger games, two final sets of special team assignments are used to safely extend the game's length into an additional, exciting endgame phase; these are collectively referred to as the Youngsters.
Teenage Witches are "sleeper-cells": they are not in the normal Coven that votes to kill each Night, nor do they appear to be to anyone who could check. The Coven knows who all the Teenage Witches are, but the Teenage Witches know neither the Coven nor each other.
Teenage Witches join the Coven the first night after the Coven fails to select a target for the first time. This may simply because all the original Witches are dead, or perhaps some remain and the invitation was intentional. However, there is a catch...
If there are two Teenagers Witches, there is also an identical Teenage Spy who is actually on the Villager team. (While the Witch Coven knows who all three of their potential allies are, they cannot be sure which is the Spy.) If the Witches allow a Spy to join their Coven and do not kill him that Night, he will likely expose them all to anyone who will believe him. On the other hand, suddenly gaining and coordinating new allies--with their own unique role powers--may automatically put victory with reach for the Witches... Inviting these Youngsters into the Coven is truly opening Pandora's Box!
In really big (>22) games, the trio of Teenage Witches/Spy is followed the second Night by Junior Witches/Spy. In massive (>2 games, this is followed on the third Night by Baby Witches/Spy! In these increasingly big games, there is an absurdly high number of Witch team members! Both the original Witches and Youngsters face unique challenges to make sure the eventual final cascade goes their way.
The King's Court
This is another feature of very large (>25) games. There is a Holy (always Villager) role named the King; the first Night, the King must select four other players to join his Court. The Court then behaves just like a second Coven: voting by majority each Night to kill a target, who will be discovered the following Dawn. (Anything that would protect against the Coven's kill applies to the Court's as well.)
In games featuring the King and his Court, no one is lynched the first Day. Instead, players may use this time to "campaign" and argue why they would (or wouldn't) be a wise choice for the anonymous King to select. Dare the Witches try to sneak onto the court and manipulate it?
Additional roles beyond the King may start on the Court automatically, or possibly join it. Unlike the King, these role are not Holy and thus may be Witches...
Should the King's Court ever fall below three members, it is disbanded the next Night they would meet and cannot be reformed. (This event is announced publicly.)
Role List
Warning: Big images!
Shoutout to the art team!
Example Moscone Logs:
Game Start
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Game HS has begun with 20 players!
mod will be acting as moderator. Let's begin!
John is the Bishop (Holy Villager)
Rose is the Jester (Teenage Witch)
Dave is the Vigilante (Junior Witch)
Jade is the Gambler (Village Lover)
Jane is the Henchman (Village Lover)
Roxy is the Judge (Villager)
Dirk is the Nun (Holy Villager)
Jake is the B.O.D. (Villager)
Karkat is the Loose Cannon (Witch)
Gamzee is the Inquisitor (Witch)
Terezi is the Gravedigger (Teenage Witch)
Vriska is the D.O.B. (Witch)
Tavros is the Survivalist (Villager)
Kanaya is the Cupid (Holy Villager)
Sollux is the Oracle (Villager)
Aradia is the Acolyte (Holy Villager)
Nepeta is the Recluse (Villager)
Equius is the Hunter (Witch)
Eridan is the Martyr (Teenage Spy)
Feferi is the Priest (Holy Villager)
Aradia knows that Feferi is the Priest.
Dirk knows that John is the Bishop.
Day 1
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The town has lynched Dirk!
Night 1
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Terezi learned that Dirk was the Nun, a Holy Villager.
Feferi the Priest checked Jade as being in the Coven.
Gamzee checked Rose as not Holy.
Sollux the Oracle incorrectly guessed Vriska.
Jane the Henchman watched...
While saving Terezi, Eridan the Martyr was slain.
Dawn 2
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Someone tried to kill Terezi during the night, but Terezi survived as Eridan the Martyr jumped in and died instead!
Day 2
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The town has lynched Nepeta!
Night 2
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Terezi learned that Nepeta was the Recluse, a Villager.
Feferi the Priest checked Karkat as being in the Coven.
Gamzee checked Sollux as not Holy.
Sollux the Oracle incorrectly guessed Vriska.
Jane the Henchman watched...
Dawn 3
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Someone tried to kill Tavros during the night, but Tavros survived!
Day 3
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The town could not agree on a lynch target.
Roxy the Judge decided to lynch Gamzee!
Night 3
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Terezi learned that Gamzee was the Inquisitor, a Witch.
Feferi the Priest checked Vriska as being in the Coven.
Sollux the Oracle incorrectly guessed Aradia.
Jane the Henchman watched...
Dawn 4
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Someone tried to kill Kanaya during the night, but Kanaya survived!
Day 4
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LEEROYYYYYYYY
JEEEEEEEENKINNNNNNNNS!!!
Karkat the Loose Cannon seized control of the Day 4 lynch with unmatched theatrics!
Karkat lynched Jake, and that was the end of them both.
While dying, Jake the B.O.D. gave an extra life to Jade!
Night 4
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Terezi learned that Jake was the B.O.D., a Villager.
Feferi the Priest checked Rose as not being in the Coven.
Sollux the Oracle correctly guessed Aradia and learned that 5 Witch team members remain alive.
Jane the Henchman watched...
Dawn 5
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The town awoke to find Aradia dead!
Day 5
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The town has lynched Feferi!
Night 5
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Terezi learned that Feferi was the Priest, a Holy Villager.
Sollux the Oracle incorrectly guessed Jane.
Jane the Henchman watched...
Dawn 6
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The town awoke to find Sollux dead!
Day 6
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The town has lynched Terezi!
Night 6
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John checked Equius as being in the Coven.
John checked Dave as not being in the Coven.
John checked Roxy as not being in the Coven.
John checked Kanaya as not being in the Coven.
John checked Rose as not being in the Coven.
John checked Jane as not being in the Coven.
John checked Tavros as not being in the Coven.
John checked Vriska as being in the Coven.
John checked Jade as not being in the Coven.
Equius the Hunter tried to kill Jade, but it was the Gambler's lucky night!
Dawn 7
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Someone tried to kill Tavros and Jade during the night, but they BOTH survived!
Day 7
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The town has lynched Dave!
Dawn 8
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The town awoke to find Jane dead!
Jade was about to die to be with their Lover Jane, but thought better of it--mysterious!
Day 8
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The town has lynched John!
Dawn 9
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Someone tried to kill Jade during the night, but Jade survived!
Day 9
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The town has lynched Kanaya!
Dawn 10
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The town awoke to find Roxy dead!
The Witches have won the game with 3 team members still living!
(The remaining 2 villagers have no possible hope.)
Game Start
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Game HS2 has begun with 20 players!
mod will be acting as moderator. Let's begin!
John is the Priest (Holy Villager)
Rose is the Hunter (Teenage Spy)
Dave is the Recluse (Villager)
Jade is the Acolyte (Holy Villager)
Jane is the Martyr (Teenage Witch)
Roxy is the Nun (Holy Villager)
Dirk is the Bishop (Holy Villager)
Jake is the D.O.B. (Villager)
Karkat is the Jester (Witch)
Gamzee is the Loose Cannon (Witch)
Terezi is the Inquisitor (Teenage Witch)
Vriska is the B.O.D. (Witch)
Tavros is the Cupid (Holy Villager)
Kanaya is the Gambler (Junior Witch)
Sollux is the Judge (Village Lover)
Aradia is the Gravedigger (Witch)
Nepeta is the Oracle (Villager)
Equius is the Survivalist (Village Lover)
Eridan is the Vigilante (Villager)
Feferi is the Henchman (Villager)
Jade knows that John is the Priest.
Roxy knows that Dirk is the Bishop.
Day 1
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The town could not agree on a lynch target.
Sollux the Judge attempted to lynch Gamzee, but the Martyr intervened!
While saving Gamzee, Jane the Martyr was slain.
Night 1
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John the Priest checked Terezi as not being in the Coven.
Terezi checked Rose as not Holy.
Nepeta the Oracle correctly guessed Tavros and learned that 6 Witch team members remain alive.
Feferi the Henchman watched...
Dawn 2
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The town awoke to find Tavros dead!
Day 2
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LEEROYYYYYYYY
JEEEEEEEENKINNNNNNNNS!!!
Gamzee the Loose Cannon seized control of the Day 2 lynch with unmatched theatrics!
Gamzee lynched Karkat, and that was the end of them both.
Night 2
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Aradia learned that Karkat was the Jester, a Witch.
John the Priest checked Nepeta as not being in the Coven.
Terezi checked Feferi as not Holy.
Nepeta the Oracle incorrectly guessed John.
Feferi the Henchman watched...
Dawn 3
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The town awoke to find Nepeta dead!
Day 3
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The town could not agree on a lynch target.
Sollux the Judge decided to lynch Dirk!
Night 3
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Aradia learned that Dirk was the Bishop, a Holy Villager.
John the Priest checked Sollux as not being in the Coven.
Terezi checked Eridan as not Holy.
Feferi the Henchman watched...
Dawn 4
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The town awoke to find Kanaya dead!
Day 4
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The town tried to lynch Equius, but an extra life saved the day!
Night 4
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John the Priest checked Jade as not being in the Coven.
Terezi checked Eridan as not Holy.
Feferi the Henchman watched...
Dawn 5
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The town awoke to find Eridan dead!
Day 5
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The town could not agree on a lynch target.
Sollux the Judge decided to lynch Terezi!
Dawn 6
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Someone tried to kill Dave during the night, but Dave survived!
Day 6
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The town has lynched Sollux!
Equius died to be with their Lover Sollux!
Night 6
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Aradia learned that Sollux was the Judge, a Village Lover.
John the Priest was drunk on the job and didn't check anyone!
Rose the Hunter killed Jade!
Dawn 7
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Someone tried to kill Jade during the night, but failed...
...then someone ELSE to kill Jade, and they would have succeeded...
...except Jane the Martyr stepped in and died to save Jade! Crazy!
Day 7
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The town has lynched Roxy!
Night 7
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Aradia learned that Roxy was the Nun, a Holy Villager.
John the Priest checked Dave as not being in the Coven.
John the Priest checked Dave as not being in the Coven.
Dawn 8
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The Witch Coven did not select a target last night.
The Teenage Witches and Teenage Spy will join the Coven tonight, if alive.
Day 8
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The town could not agree on a lynch target.
Sollux the Judge is dead and could not issue a verdict.
Night 8
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John the Priest checked Vriska as being in the Coven.
Dawn 9
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The town awoke to find Feferi dead!
The Junior Witch will join the Coven tonight, if alive.
Day 9
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The town has lynched Vriska!
Vriska the B.O.D. decided that NO ONE gets an extra life. What a jerk!
Night 9
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Aradia learned that Vriska was the B.O.D., a Witch.
John the Priest was drunk on the job and didn't check anyone!
Dawn 10
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Someone tried to kill Dave during the night, but Dave survived!
Day 10
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The town has lynched Aradia!
The Villagers have won the game with 4 team members still living!
F.A.Q. List:
Is this ruleset designed for real life or online play?
Both. Without compromise, the mechanics and balance of this ruleset is designed to support both types of games instantly. Of course, they are very different games in practice--online Witches enjoy robust private communicate but suffer from a decisive, permanent record--but the stability of the mechanics is intentionally suited for both.
Do the Witches start the game knowing each other?
Yes. In addition to having immediate access to private discussion in online games, Witches are always given explicit notification of the start of the game. This would include everyone in the Coven identifying each other, and collectively getting to see who all of the Youngsters are.
Can the Lovers be Witches? Or Youngsters?
No, Villager Lover is a special team assignment. Everyone is only assigned to their team once!
What exactly does "target" mean?
A target refers to any living player, of the person in question's choice. (Including him or herself.)
What exactly does "extra life" mean?
Having an extra life means that you will always survive the next thing that would otherwise kill you, at the expense of the extra life. You can have multiple extra lives, though this is highly unusual. Online, you are informed of how many extra lives you currently have.
What happens if a Priest/Bishop checks a Youngster?
The Priest and Bishop check if someone is "in the Coven"; are they currently in the Coven? That's all there is to it, no exceptions.
What roles are Holy?
The ones with the gold cards: Priest, Acolyte, Bishop, Nun, Cupid, and King.
Does the Vigilante/Jester's trigger reset when their power activates?
Yes, even if they choose not to kill someone.
Do I have to use my role power?
Almost all abilities are optional; most rules text includes "may". Roles that announce themselves when they use their power can abstain to take their secret to the grave, if they wish.
Does the Henchman get private communication (online) with the Inquisitor and Oracle?
Yes, and seperately!
The Bishop/Hunter/Thief say they trigger when half the town is dead; how is that rounded?
It says "at least"; it rounds up. (i.e. triggers only when 8 of 15 players are dead)
Can you explain the order these defensive options would go in?
Any "unlimited" protection--be it from Angels, Cupid, or the Gambler/Recluse abilities--will absorb a kill before it consumes an extra life. The Martyr jumping in is the final defense, only possible if there is no protection or extra lives.
What if the Martyr saves someone at Night, but is protected by the angels?
The Martyr indeed lives. As a bonus, their protection effect still applies to the person they saved!
What if the Martyr is protected by Cupid, does that work? Can they save people without dying?
Cupid's role is carefully worded to prevent this; a Martyr Lover still dies while saving people.
Who wins ties?
Witches win all ties or stalemates, of any nature.
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
This looks great, I especially like the art (You're a really good drawer!). Can I join one of your trial games? I'm very good at mafia and the like, so I should take good to your game!
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
Originally Posted by g0m
This looks great, I especially like the art (You're a really good drawer!). Can I join one of your trial games? I'm very good at mafia and the like, so I should take good to your game!
To address this immediately, I am responsible for NONE of the art except some parts of the background templates. (and some basic stuff like font selection)
Some of the images are still prototypes stolen from deviantart--the artist names are all listed on the images if you are interested.
The most customized, incomplete ones are the work of the Witchhunt Art Team, a set of talented individuals that may stop by to comment. I'm sure they would be very happy to hear any feedback or comments on their work so far!
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
but why is it teal
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Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
why is everyone roleclaiming
seriously if there is an obliterate tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day
and the day after that
etc.
14:26 <Deceptive> Once you get sucked into the vortex of mafia it is hard to escape.
22:46 CheeseDeluxe I was right about Patashu the whole time
22:46 CheeseDeluxe And nobody gave a damn
22:46 CheeseDeluxe ;^;
22:46 PrimeIntellect of course not
22:46 PrimeIntellect i was hungry
20:25 TallyBot No votes have been cast.
20:25 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
20:25 TallyBot beruru has died.
20:25 Trout Tallybot: "A no lynch? fuck that, kill beru."
22:27 ACionyx: 3 ( Sotek Trout Zatch ).
22:27 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
22:27 TallyBot nolynch has died.
11:01 Godbot LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
11:01 Godbot that is your victory call
11:01 Godbot it's right here in my field guide
11:01 Godbot I have this little whistle to mimic your call
11:01 Godbot and some earplugs
Originally Posted by Epamynondas
Remember when you were in school, and half of the class was talking, and the teacher told you to shut up, and you answered that everybody else was talking too?
Remember when the teacher asked you how that changed the fact that you were talking?
Yeah, it's the same.
Except this time you'll die.
23:19 Sotek beru is only happy if she can make people eat words >:|
23:19 Sotek IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS JOY
Originally Posted by Sotek
Originally Posted by Chumpy
nick cage represents sanity
When does this happen?
when it is covered in bees
16:28 Patashu the only reason why you people die n1 is because you're the only people who know how to play mafia here
22:08 curiousCat I just keep going
22:08 curiousCat like an energizer bunny
22:08 curiousCat but like
22:09 curiousCat made of rotting flesh
19:58 Chirality "Hey Chiral, you now are supposed to have sick fetishes"
19:58 Watts Have an oblit fetish then
19:58 Chirality I got over it
19:58 Chirality When there was no one else to oblit
20:32 Chirality Physicists keep talking about space-time
20:32 Chirality It's actually space-derp-time
20:32 Chirality derp is an integral part of the universe
20:41 x1372 "The sacrifice is a gun that the witches accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with."
20:41 x1372 "the angel protection vote is more akin to a pillow"
20:41 curiousCat uh, no
20:41 x1372 "chumpy just used that pillow to decapitate the priest"
20:41 curiousCat The sacrifice is a gun the witches were using to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with.
20:42 curiousCat P:
20:42 x1372 well
20:42 x1372 its just a good thing that's never become an issue in any of the dersehunt games
20:42 x1372 ANYWAY.
Originally Posted by Chirality
Never. Try. To. Control. Killers.
That would be all.
[23:23] <x1372> chiral isn't happy with victory
[23:23] <x1372> he's only happy when the moderator is weeping
<Wattz> Some people want to be the master of scumhuntmon
<Wattz> No fuck that
<Wattz> I wanna kill 'em all
<Wattz> Jan Valentine standin' proud on a charred mountain of blood and guts
<Wattz> scratchin' his crotch and smokin' a cigar
<Wattz> "Welp, time to go home and masturbate"
<Wattz> Like he always promised ;w;
<Wattz> Sotek should be banned from tournament play
<Trout> Sotek is the zapdos/pit of mafia
<gloomyMoron> Are there any minors here? Because this conversation is gold. But like gold that's been covered in feces and is filthy, but I can't tell whether it's hilarious or sad.
<Wattz> We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the IRC cannot speak.
<Wattz> In the event that the IRC does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
[01:32] <Wattz> I can finger exactly one scum based on pretty much nothing
[22:40] <Chirality> werupu?
[22:40] <Chirality> Is that the evil self of Beruru
[22:40] <Chirality> Oh wait, Beruru is the evil self
[21:47] <Chirality> And on Beru's side, I think that she'd try to take down the Harper government before going for one city in a country she doesn't live in
[21:47] <Chirality>
[21:48] <Blueberry> well harper isn't the mafia is he
[21:48] <Chirality> Of course he is
<Brocrates> have you seen a diagram of female sexual organs
<Brocrates> ^u^ is that
<Brocrates> obviously
<Loather> only diagrams, bro
<Loather> only diagrams
[01:58] <Chirality> But, Yes beru
[01:58] <Chirality> You should be having adventure time in your bed now
[20:11] <soundlyParanoid> BUSTED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE GOING DOWN ON AN UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN
[21:54] <Sotek> I successfully ate food without any getting into my hole!
<Jacquerel> turns out mafia was throwing soiled toilet paper at a giant crocodile
<Acionyx> PLEASE GOD(FATHER)
<Acionyx> JUST ONE VOTE
<beruru> you're the godfather
<Acionyx> SHIT
[20:53] <DeceptiveGM> Prime was...
[20:53] -->| Schazer (~Schazer@182.54.164.92) has joined #mspafia
[20:53] <Acionyx> PRIME WAS SCHAZER
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> You're fucking an /entire/ zoo?
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> that's gonna be hard :x
[13:51] <Acionyx> well it's kind of hard to do soft
[16:45] <Watts> If there was an internet equivalent to pantsing you could do it to me and I would prance about with my virtual ding-dong wobbling around
<Tallybot> beruru rides like a mechanical bull!
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
[18:59] <soundlyParanoid> THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SARCASTIC REMARKS
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> WHY NOT?
[19:00] <soundlyParanoid> Y NOT GOT LYNCHED
[23:38] PrimeIntellect my pain
[23:38] PrimeIntellect is unbearable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect unberuable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect i cannot beru it
Originally Posted by imperviousScofflaw
I understand that my role is too bad-ass and you think that I can't possibly be what I claim, but I am NOBUNAGA, MOTHERFUCKERS. I DON'T GIVE SHITS, I CONQUER THEM.
17:44 Eidolonic Has anyone that I remotely trust with my mental health looked over the setup?
17:45 Eidolonic It's not that I don't trust you, Tea, it's just
17:45 Deceptive you don't trust tea with your mental health?
17:45 Eidolonic Would you?
17:45 Deceptive oh god no
17:46 Eidolonic It's like when I had sex with your mother, and felt like my dick was on fire.
17:46 Eidolonic Firections.
17:46 Eidolonic Hm.
Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
obviously i am the pants charmer
i play my flute
the pants come off
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
Oh hey, I've read your games on Sirlin, if I actually had time not taken up by school and shit I'd be more than willing to try to test it out.
Looks like a good idea, but Prime's tallybot is pretty advanced in its own way, and this seems pretty similar.
Originally Posted by Avi
This update raises the obvious and perplexing question of whether you can be in double rainbows with someone, and whether that romantic pairing would constitute a miracle.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:44 Watts I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M DEFYING
00:44 Watts BUT I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:44 Schazer <Watts> I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:45 Watts embraces the awkwardness
00:45 Watts makes out with it, fondles it
00:45 Watts unf unf unf
00:45 --- curiousCat is back
00:45 curiousCat what
00:45 Chirality :|
00:45 Watts WERE YOU CURIOUS?
00:45 Watts ;3
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:46 Watts I tend to get like that when I'm happy
19:46 Watts I am like a happiness battering ram
19:47 Watts imparting 20 tons of wooden splintery happiness to anyone who gets in my way
19:47 Watts ALL 50,000 OF MY WATTS ARE CURRENTLY, IN FACT, UNSTOPPABLE
19:47 Deceptive That sounds more lke you are breakingdownour happiness and ruining it
19:47 Watts No
19:47 Watts It is the Happy Battering Ram of Midas in a sense
19:47 Watts Everything it obliterates turns to happy
19:48 Watts and then I guess reforms
19:48 GenetiXientist Watts, I'm considering just dedicating part of my signature to quotes from you.
19:48 Deceptive What I mean is
19:48 Watts It is not a very good battering ram
19:48 Deceptive It sounds like
19:48 Watts but that is the sacrifice one must make to rescue a metaphor
19:48 Deceptive A battering ram for happy
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:49 Watts I did that to Schaz although kind of by accident
19:49 GenetiXientist Schazer is now a verb?
19:49 Deceptive i'm rather happy when i'm ramming
19:49 Watts She was always a verb
19:49 Watts It has many nuances in meaning
19:49 Watts You may not get the full force of the word unless you speak Kickass
19:50 Watts Speaking of which I should stop speaking Kissass
19:50 Watts > >
19:50 Watts NOPE STILL HAPPY *OBLITERATES SHIFTY EYES*
19:50 Deceptive I'm more fluent in Dumbass
19:50 Watts There are many subsets of the Ass language
19:51 Watts It is as diverse in syntax and expression as the myriad variations of ass curvature
19:51 Deceptive We should all stop talking out of our asses
19:51 Watts I'm not sure how we even got started
19:52 Watts You could say I'm asstounded
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:38 Watts shifts into MAXIMUM OVERPUN
13:38 GenetiXientist NOOOOOOOO
13:38 Schazer readies the breaks
13:38 GenetiXientist readies the copy/paste for more Watts sigquotes
13:38 Watts Lol
13:38 Watts False alarm
13:39 GenetiXientist Oh, okay.
13:39 Watts I am short on puns toay
13:39 Watts today*
13:39 Schazer grabs the knee-basher which is also the tethering lasso?
13:39 Watts and my shirt opened?
13:39 Schazer I dunno where I was going with that one
13:39 Watts I don't even know where you were coming
13:39 GenetiXientist Schazer, the only thing that works like that is a steel cable. You're STRONG.
13:39 Watts ...from
13:39 Watts I said from
13:40 Schazer that doesn't get any better
13:40 Schazer when you think about it
13:40 Schazer or think about it amended
13:40 Watts ...
13:40 GenetiXientist No, it really doesn't.
13:40 Watts God dommot schozor
13:40 Schazer sniggers
13:40 Watts snoggors
13:40 Watts Wait
13:40 Watts FUCK
13:40 Schazer Watts darling not in front of the children
13:40 Watts ARGH
13:40 Schazer they've got their sigquotes primed and ready
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:45 Schazer Watts I love you but I fear I cannot keep your left foot stapled to the floor forever
13:46 Schazer one day you will break free and run wild as you were meant to
13:46 Schazer except maybe with a limp because of the staples
13:46 Watts Noooo
13:46 Watts Ohgaud I feel a Britney Spears song coming on
13:46 Watts although she probably didn't write it
13:46 Watts I'M A
13:46 Watts /slaaaaaave/
13:46 Watts for you~
13:46 CheeseDeluxe and you guys say that watts/schazer won't happen
13:47 CheeseDeluxe do i need to write stories about this
13:47 Watts Cheese quiet >///>
13:47 CheeseDeluxe nuuuuuuuuu
13:47 Schazer sssssh
13:47 soundlyParanoid let it play out in peace
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
12:39 Watts SCHAZ I AM READING ALLSTARS
12:39 Watts IN A MIX OF
12:39 Watts THINGS
12:39 Watts I THINK THEY'RE EMOTIONS
12:40 Watts ONE OF THEM IS GRANOLAMAN I THINK
12:40 Watts one of them is definitely you though
12:41 Solaris oh man
12:41 Solaris what is with theses newbies whose names start with b
12:42 Watts srsly though how could you ; A;
12:42 Watts what's he got that i haven't got
12:42 Solaris watts
12:42 SoundlyParanoid BECAUSE IT WAS HILARIOUS
12:42 Solaris I dont think you /understand/
12:42 Schazer A badboy streak and a historical enmity?
12:42 Solaris what they have
12:42 Solaris is deepp
12:42 Watts ...
12:42 Watts ;_;
12:42 SoundlyParanoid IT GOES BACK TO SCMALTZ 1
12:42 SoundlyParanoid I THINK
12:42 Watts That hurts Schaz
12:42 Schazer It's not the same as our being bodystacker buddies
12:42 Schazer Watts
12:42 Schazer you are not a badboy
12:42 Watts I HAVE TRIED BEING A BAD BOY I REALLY HAVE
12:42 Schazer you are too cute
12:42 Watts ;____________________;
12:43 Watts i, i just
12:43 Watts sobs, runs off
12:43 Schazer sighs
12:43 Schazer also logs this for future posterity
12:43 Watts goddamnit
12:43 Watts sometimes i forget it's me saying things
12:43 x1372 schazer logs EVERYTHING
12:43 x1372 ALWAYS.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
20:44 Schazer Watts I think I've made my vaguely inappropriate feelings pretty clear
20:44 Watts I TOOK BODYSTACK 101 BECAUSE I HEARD YOU WERE MAJORING IN THIRD PARTY
20:44 Watts AND YOU WEREN'T THERE
20:45 Watts i left a note on your mafialocker
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I HAVE A CAT IN MY FACE
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I go to the bathroom
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines.
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I am not in view
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines
21:29 Watts PARA I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN PUSSY BUT
21:30 Watts IT IS IMPOLITE TO DIVIDE YOUR ATTENTION
21:30 Watts What it is :L
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
22:57 Watts TREETREETREETREETREETREE
22:57 GenetiXientist ....
22:57 x1372 I do not understand.
22:57 GenetiXientist Sigquote
22:57 Watts Knuckles is my spirit animal
22:58 Watts ...ok I stole that from somebody
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:19 Watts MY FUCK IS FULL OF BRAIN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
03:50 Watts What am I a steak dinner
03:50 Godbot (the ideal scenario is one cook with many arms)
03:50 Wattz Well I /am/ getting hungry ;P
03:50 Watts O/////O >/////>
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:49 beruru watts, business cards came from japan
00:49 Watts They migrated
00:49 Watts Flew over by the thousands
00:49 Watts OUR BUSINESS CARDS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
01:11 Watts And actually making no sense is many fun
01:12 Watts Very liberating :L
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
Originally Posted by g0m
TEAL IS THE BEST FUCKING COLOUR EVER. IF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT TEAL AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF.
joke's on you it's cyan
if it was teal it would actually be ok
hee hee hee ok that was really silly.
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Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
why is everyone roleclaiming
seriously if there is an obliterate tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day
and the day after that
etc.
14:26 <Deceptive> Once you get sucked into the vortex of mafia it is hard to escape.
22:46 CheeseDeluxe I was right about Patashu the whole time
22:46 CheeseDeluxe And nobody gave a damn
22:46 CheeseDeluxe ;^;
22:46 PrimeIntellect of course not
22:46 PrimeIntellect i was hungry
20:25 TallyBot No votes have been cast.
20:25 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
20:25 TallyBot beruru has died.
20:25 Trout Tallybot: "A no lynch? fuck that, kill beru."
22:27 ACionyx: 3 ( Sotek Trout Zatch ).
22:27 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
22:27 TallyBot nolynch has died.
11:01 Godbot LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
11:01 Godbot that is your victory call
11:01 Godbot it's right here in my field guide
11:01 Godbot I have this little whistle to mimic your call
11:01 Godbot and some earplugs
Originally Posted by Epamynondas
Remember when you were in school, and half of the class was talking, and the teacher told you to shut up, and you answered that everybody else was talking too?
Remember when the teacher asked you how that changed the fact that you were talking?
Yeah, it's the same.
Except this time you'll die.
23:19 Sotek beru is only happy if she can make people eat words >:|
23:19 Sotek IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS JOY
Originally Posted by Sotek
Originally Posted by Chumpy
nick cage represents sanity
When does this happen?
when it is covered in bees
16:28 Patashu the only reason why you people die n1 is because you're the only people who know how to play mafia here
22:08 curiousCat I just keep going
22:08 curiousCat like an energizer bunny
22:08 curiousCat but like
22:09 curiousCat made of rotting flesh
19:58 Chirality "Hey Chiral, you now are supposed to have sick fetishes"
19:58 Watts Have an oblit fetish then
19:58 Chirality I got over it
19:58 Chirality When there was no one else to oblit
20:32 Chirality Physicists keep talking about space-time
20:32 Chirality It's actually space-derp-time
20:32 Chirality derp is an integral part of the universe
20:41 x1372 "The sacrifice is a gun that the witches accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with."
20:41 x1372 "the angel protection vote is more akin to a pillow"
20:41 curiousCat uh, no
20:41 x1372 "chumpy just used that pillow to decapitate the priest"
20:41 curiousCat The sacrifice is a gun the witches were using to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with.
20:42 curiousCat P:
20:42 x1372 well
20:42 x1372 its just a good thing that's never become an issue in any of the dersehunt games
20:42 x1372 ANYWAY.
Originally Posted by Chirality
Never. Try. To. Control. Killers.
That would be all.
[23:23] <x1372> chiral isn't happy with victory
[23:23] <x1372> he's only happy when the moderator is weeping
<Wattz> Some people want to be the master of scumhuntmon
<Wattz> No fuck that
<Wattz> I wanna kill 'em all
<Wattz> Jan Valentine standin' proud on a charred mountain of blood and guts
<Wattz> scratchin' his crotch and smokin' a cigar
<Wattz> "Welp, time to go home and masturbate"
<Wattz> Like he always promised ;w;
<Wattz> Sotek should be banned from tournament play
<Trout> Sotek is the zapdos/pit of mafia
<gloomyMoron> Are there any minors here? Because this conversation is gold. But like gold that's been covered in feces and is filthy, but I can't tell whether it's hilarious or sad.
<Wattz> We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the IRC cannot speak.
<Wattz> In the event that the IRC does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
[01:32] <Wattz> I can finger exactly one scum based on pretty much nothing
[22:40] <Chirality> werupu?
[22:40] <Chirality> Is that the evil self of Beruru
[22:40] <Chirality> Oh wait, Beruru is the evil self
[21:47] <Chirality> And on Beru's side, I think that she'd try to take down the Harper government before going for one city in a country she doesn't live in
[21:47] <Chirality>
[21:48] <Blueberry> well harper isn't the mafia is he
[21:48] <Chirality> Of course he is
<Brocrates> have you seen a diagram of female sexual organs
<Brocrates> ^u^ is that
<Brocrates> obviously
<Loather> only diagrams, bro
<Loather> only diagrams
[01:58] <Chirality> But, Yes beru
[01:58] <Chirality> You should be having adventure time in your bed now
[20:11] <soundlyParanoid> BUSTED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE GOING DOWN ON AN UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN
[21:54] <Sotek> I successfully ate food without any getting into my hole!
<Jacquerel> turns out mafia was throwing soiled toilet paper at a giant crocodile
<Acionyx> PLEASE GOD(FATHER)
<Acionyx> JUST ONE VOTE
<beruru> you're the godfather
<Acionyx> SHIT
[20:53] <DeceptiveGM> Prime was...
[20:53] -->| Schazer (~Schazer@182.54.164.92) has joined #mspafia
[20:53] <Acionyx> PRIME WAS SCHAZER
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> You're fucking an /entire/ zoo?
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> that's gonna be hard :x
[13:51] <Acionyx> well it's kind of hard to do soft
[16:45] <Watts> If there was an internet equivalent to pantsing you could do it to me and I would prance about with my virtual ding-dong wobbling around
<Tallybot> beruru rides like a mechanical bull!
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
[18:59] <soundlyParanoid> THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SARCASTIC REMARKS
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> WHY NOT?
[19:00] <soundlyParanoid> Y NOT GOT LYNCHED
[23:38] PrimeIntellect my pain
[23:38] PrimeIntellect is unbearable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect unberuable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect i cannot beru it
Originally Posted by imperviousScofflaw
I understand that my role is too bad-ass and you think that I can't possibly be what I claim, but I am NOBUNAGA, MOTHERFUCKERS. I DON'T GIVE SHITS, I CONQUER THEM.
17:44 Eidolonic Has anyone that I remotely trust with my mental health looked over the setup?
17:45 Eidolonic It's not that I don't trust you, Tea, it's just
17:45 Deceptive you don't trust tea with your mental health?
17:45 Eidolonic Would you?
17:45 Deceptive oh god no
17:46 Eidolonic It's like when I had sex with your mother, and felt like my dick was on fire.
17:46 Eidolonic Firections.
17:46 Eidolonic Hm.
Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
obviously i am the pants charmer
i play my flute
the pants come off
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
They are ordered/numbered linearly in the order they are added. This includes team assignments. (For example, a game of 10 players includes roles up through Recluse, and has 2 Witches.)
Edit: Wait, I have this open on another monitor, why don't I just post it???
Last edited by Chocolate Pi; 02-09-2012 at 11:36 PM.
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
Originally Posted by GenetiXientist
Looks like a good idea, but Prime's tallybot is pretty advanced in its own way, and this seems pretty similar.
Does it support carrier pigeon networks too? My free time comes in non-consecutive small amounts of minutes, so IRC games don't work for me.
I'd be happy to join any forum games using this Moscone thing.
Playing Roll to Die. OzTheWizard (Dead); Turns 1 to 12. Survived 3 traps. Donovan (Dead); Turns 13 to 15. Garrick (Dead); Turns 16 to 21. Randall; Started Turn 22.
Achievements
- Beyond the impossible - Randall (turn 30).
Roll higher than a 20. On a d20.
The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.
Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
I am currently monitoring #mspafia, #mafia, this forum threads, and the games running in Moscone (which I just cleaned out, and started some new debug games). Anyone interested can take a gander and mess around with things; let me know what you think! Feedback is pretty critical at this point.
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
Despite the fact that you haven't really been in this community, your influence has touched it to it's very core, Chocolate_Pi. For that you deserve our thanks! Come by some time, join a game or two . I would most certainly love to help test your app - currently (long story short) I am out of a computer, and am writing this from my phone...
However, you mentioned something about a Phone App? Also, you might wanna make the site phone friendly somehow (I don't know much about the nitty and gritty of how that would happen) - in either case i would be more than happy and incredibly willing to carry out usability tests and whatnot for it. I'm always on these forums, and I usually come to the IRC so I'll prolly talk to you about it there.
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
Originally Posted by A Killer Cuppa Tea
However, you mentioned something about a Phone App? Also, you might wanna make the site phone friendly somehow (I don't know much about the nitty and gritty of how that would happen)
The client is a flex application, which means I can build it to a typical webpage flash file, a desktop application, or as an app for each respective major mobile device.
For the time being, testing will be exclusively concerned with the web client, since there are likely to be many changes needed and it is far easier to update one thing than 3-5 almost-identical-things. Once it gets in a good state on both the server and client sides, I'll make the required customization to build to the other platforms.
Originally Posted by Rubisco
I would like to help with the testing. I've never played Mafia before though, so I don't know if I'd be of any use.
Of course! Different people stress software in different ways, and this is critical to test. While mafia pros will be better at testing the game design and making sure GUI behavior matches prior expectations, entirely new players walk in with a fresh perspective--this provides a needed emphasis on the effectiveness of things like the rules and state/event clarity.
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
Needed feature:
The ability to leave/unregister for a game.
Originally Posted by Avi
This update raises the obvious and perplexing question of whether you can be in double rainbows with someone, and whether that romantic pairing would constitute a miracle.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:44 Watts I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M DEFYING
00:44 Watts BUT I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:44 Schazer <Watts> I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:45 Watts embraces the awkwardness
00:45 Watts makes out with it, fondles it
00:45 Watts unf unf unf
00:45 --- curiousCat is back
00:45 curiousCat what
00:45 Chirality :|
00:45 Watts WERE YOU CURIOUS?
00:45 Watts ;3
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:46 Watts I tend to get like that when I'm happy
19:46 Watts I am like a happiness battering ram
19:47 Watts imparting 20 tons of wooden splintery happiness to anyone who gets in my way
19:47 Watts ALL 50,000 OF MY WATTS ARE CURRENTLY, IN FACT, UNSTOPPABLE
19:47 Deceptive That sounds more lke you are breakingdownour happiness and ruining it
19:47 Watts No
19:47 Watts It is the Happy Battering Ram of Midas in a sense
19:47 Watts Everything it obliterates turns to happy
19:48 Watts and then I guess reforms
19:48 GenetiXientist Watts, I'm considering just dedicating part of my signature to quotes from you.
19:48 Deceptive What I mean is
19:48 Watts It is not a very good battering ram
19:48 Deceptive It sounds like
19:48 Watts but that is the sacrifice one must make to rescue a metaphor
19:48 Deceptive A battering ram for happy
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:49 Watts I did that to Schaz although kind of by accident
19:49 GenetiXientist Schazer is now a verb?
19:49 Deceptive i'm rather happy when i'm ramming
19:49 Watts She was always a verb
19:49 Watts It has many nuances in meaning
19:49 Watts You may not get the full force of the word unless you speak Kickass
19:50 Watts Speaking of which I should stop speaking Kissass
19:50 Watts > >
19:50 Watts NOPE STILL HAPPY *OBLITERATES SHIFTY EYES*
19:50 Deceptive I'm more fluent in Dumbass
19:50 Watts There are many subsets of the Ass language
19:51 Watts It is as diverse in syntax and expression as the myriad variations of ass curvature
19:51 Deceptive We should all stop talking out of our asses
19:51 Watts I'm not sure how we even got started
19:52 Watts You could say I'm asstounded
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:38 Watts shifts into MAXIMUM OVERPUN
13:38 GenetiXientist NOOOOOOOO
13:38 Schazer readies the breaks
13:38 GenetiXientist readies the copy/paste for more Watts sigquotes
13:38 Watts Lol
13:38 Watts False alarm
13:39 GenetiXientist Oh, okay.
13:39 Watts I am short on puns toay
13:39 Watts today*
13:39 Schazer grabs the knee-basher which is also the tethering lasso?
13:39 Watts and my shirt opened?
13:39 Schazer I dunno where I was going with that one
13:39 Watts I don't even know where you were coming
13:39 GenetiXientist Schazer, the only thing that works like that is a steel cable. You're STRONG.
13:39 Watts ...from
13:39 Watts I said from
13:40 Schazer that doesn't get any better
13:40 Schazer when you think about it
13:40 Schazer or think about it amended
13:40 Watts ...
13:40 GenetiXientist No, it really doesn't.
13:40 Watts God dommot schozor
13:40 Schazer sniggers
13:40 Watts snoggors
13:40 Watts Wait
13:40 Watts FUCK
13:40 Schazer Watts darling not in front of the children
13:40 Watts ARGH
13:40 Schazer they've got their sigquotes primed and ready
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:45 Schazer Watts I love you but I fear I cannot keep your left foot stapled to the floor forever
13:46 Schazer one day you will break free and run wild as you were meant to
13:46 Schazer except maybe with a limp because of the staples
13:46 Watts Noooo
13:46 Watts Ohgaud I feel a Britney Spears song coming on
13:46 Watts although she probably didn't write it
13:46 Watts I'M A
13:46 Watts /slaaaaaave/
13:46 Watts for you~
13:46 CheeseDeluxe and you guys say that watts/schazer won't happen
13:47 CheeseDeluxe do i need to write stories about this
13:47 Watts Cheese quiet >///>
13:47 CheeseDeluxe nuuuuuuuuu
13:47 Schazer sssssh
13:47 soundlyParanoid let it play out in peace
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
12:39 Watts SCHAZ I AM READING ALLSTARS
12:39 Watts IN A MIX OF
12:39 Watts THINGS
12:39 Watts I THINK THEY'RE EMOTIONS
12:40 Watts ONE OF THEM IS GRANOLAMAN I THINK
12:40 Watts one of them is definitely you though
12:41 Solaris oh man
12:41 Solaris what is with theses newbies whose names start with b
12:42 Watts srsly though how could you ; A;
12:42 Watts what's he got that i haven't got
12:42 Solaris watts
12:42 SoundlyParanoid BECAUSE IT WAS HILARIOUS
12:42 Solaris I dont think you /understand/
12:42 Schazer A badboy streak and a historical enmity?
12:42 Solaris what they have
12:42 Solaris is deepp
12:42 Watts ...
12:42 Watts ;_;
12:42 SoundlyParanoid IT GOES BACK TO SCMALTZ 1
12:42 SoundlyParanoid I THINK
12:42 Watts That hurts Schaz
12:42 Schazer It's not the same as our being bodystacker buddies
12:42 Schazer Watts
12:42 Schazer you are not a badboy
12:42 Watts I HAVE TRIED BEING A BAD BOY I REALLY HAVE
12:42 Schazer you are too cute
12:42 Watts ;____________________;
12:43 Watts i, i just
12:43 Watts sobs, runs off
12:43 Schazer sighs
12:43 Schazer also logs this for future posterity
12:43 Watts goddamnit
12:43 Watts sometimes i forget it's me saying things
12:43 x1372 schazer logs EVERYTHING
12:43 x1372 ALWAYS.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
20:44 Schazer Watts I think I've made my vaguely inappropriate feelings pretty clear
20:44 Watts I TOOK BODYSTACK 101 BECAUSE I HEARD YOU WERE MAJORING IN THIRD PARTY
20:44 Watts AND YOU WEREN'T THERE
20:45 Watts i left a note on your mafialocker
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I HAVE A CAT IN MY FACE
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I go to the bathroom
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines.
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I am not in view
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines
21:29 Watts PARA I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN PUSSY BUT
21:30 Watts IT IS IMPOLITE TO DIVIDE YOUR ATTENTION
21:30 Watts What it is :L
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
22:57 Watts TREETREETREETREETREETREE
22:57 GenetiXientist ....
22:57 x1372 I do not understand.
22:57 GenetiXientist Sigquote
22:57 Watts Knuckles is my spirit animal
22:58 Watts ...ok I stole that from somebody
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:19 Watts MY FUCK IS FULL OF BRAIN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
03:50 Watts What am I a steak dinner
03:50 Godbot (the ideal scenario is one cook with many arms)
03:50 Wattz Well I /am/ getting hungry ;P
03:50 Watts O/////O >/////>
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:49 beruru watts, business cards came from japan
00:49 Watts They migrated
00:49 Watts Flew over by the thousands
00:49 Watts OUR BUSINESS CARDS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
01:11 Watts And actually making no sense is many fun
01:12 Watts Very liberating :L
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
So a few things for the ui:
It isn't important right now (since there is only one game and everyone is alive) - but on the game select page, having some sort of notation for the following things would be handy
-Are you in this game?
-Are you dead or alive?
-Is the game in day/night/registering?
On the Lynch Vote page, being able to easily bring up a screen of who voted to lynch X player (in chronological order, hopefully!) would be nice, because atm to see the order someone got their lynch votes in you need to go to the game log and manually find out.
Maybe a 'lynch' button of some sort to cut back on the amount of accidental lynch vote that occur (which mostly just spam up the game log). In line with the last suggestion, maybe clicking on someone brings up a pop-up menu with things like 'view voting history' 'lynch this player' 'make note' 'etcetc'
Re: ~/*Witchhunt*\~ The Best Mafia Variant Goes God-Tier -- Testers Needed!
They aren't supposed to until the "youngsters" join.
Originally Posted by Avi
This update raises the obvious and perplexing question of whether you can be in double rainbows with someone, and whether that romantic pairing would constitute a miracle.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:44 Watts I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M DEFYING
00:44 Watts BUT I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:44 Schazer <Watts> I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:45 Watts embraces the awkwardness
00:45 Watts makes out with it, fondles it
00:45 Watts unf unf unf
00:45 --- curiousCat is back
00:45 curiousCat what
00:45 Chirality :|
00:45 Watts WERE YOU CURIOUS?
00:45 Watts ;3
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:46 Watts I tend to get like that when I'm happy
19:46 Watts I am like a happiness battering ram
19:47 Watts imparting 20 tons of wooden splintery happiness to anyone who gets in my way
19:47 Watts ALL 50,000 OF MY WATTS ARE CURRENTLY, IN FACT, UNSTOPPABLE
19:47 Deceptive That sounds more lke you are breakingdownour happiness and ruining it
19:47 Watts No
19:47 Watts It is the Happy Battering Ram of Midas in a sense
19:47 Watts Everything it obliterates turns to happy
19:48 Watts and then I guess reforms
19:48 GenetiXientist Watts, I'm considering just dedicating part of my signature to quotes from you.
19:48 Deceptive What I mean is
19:48 Watts It is not a very good battering ram
19:48 Deceptive It sounds like
19:48 Watts but that is the sacrifice one must make to rescue a metaphor
19:48 Deceptive A battering ram for happy
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:49 Watts I did that to Schaz although kind of by accident
19:49 GenetiXientist Schazer is now a verb?
19:49 Deceptive i'm rather happy when i'm ramming
19:49 Watts She was always a verb
19:49 Watts It has many nuances in meaning
19:49 Watts You may not get the full force of the word unless you speak Kickass
19:50 Watts Speaking of which I should stop speaking Kissass
19:50 Watts > >
19:50 Watts NOPE STILL HAPPY *OBLITERATES SHIFTY EYES*
19:50 Deceptive I'm more fluent in Dumbass
19:50 Watts There are many subsets of the Ass language
19:51 Watts It is as diverse in syntax and expression as the myriad variations of ass curvature
19:51 Deceptive We should all stop talking out of our asses
19:51 Watts I'm not sure how we even got started
19:52 Watts You could say I'm asstounded
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:38 Watts shifts into MAXIMUM OVERPUN
13:38 GenetiXientist NOOOOOOOO
13:38 Schazer readies the breaks
13:38 GenetiXientist readies the copy/paste for more Watts sigquotes
13:38 Watts Lol
13:38 Watts False alarm
13:39 GenetiXientist Oh, okay.
13:39 Watts I am short on puns toay
13:39 Watts today*
13:39 Schazer grabs the knee-basher which is also the tethering lasso?
13:39 Watts and my shirt opened?
13:39 Schazer I dunno where I was going with that one
13:39 Watts I don't even know where you were coming
13:39 GenetiXientist Schazer, the only thing that works like that is a steel cable. You're STRONG.
13:39 Watts ...from
13:39 Watts I said from
13:40 Schazer that doesn't get any better
13:40 Schazer when you think about it
13:40 Schazer or think about it amended
13:40 Watts ...
13:40 GenetiXientist No, it really doesn't.
13:40 Watts God dommot schozor
13:40 Schazer sniggers
13:40 Watts snoggors
13:40 Watts Wait
13:40 Watts FUCK
13:40 Schazer Watts darling not in front of the children
13:40 Watts ARGH
13:40 Schazer they've got their sigquotes primed and ready
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:45 Schazer Watts I love you but I fear I cannot keep your left foot stapled to the floor forever
13:46 Schazer one day you will break free and run wild as you were meant to
13:46 Schazer except maybe with a limp because of the staples
13:46 Watts Noooo
13:46 Watts Ohgaud I feel a Britney Spears song coming on
13:46 Watts although she probably didn't write it
13:46 Watts I'M A
13:46 Watts /slaaaaaave/
13:46 Watts for you~
13:46 CheeseDeluxe and you guys say that watts/schazer won't happen
13:47 CheeseDeluxe do i need to write stories about this
13:47 Watts Cheese quiet >///>
13:47 CheeseDeluxe nuuuuuuuuu
13:47 Schazer sssssh
13:47 soundlyParanoid let it play out in peace
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
12:39 Watts SCHAZ I AM READING ALLSTARS
12:39 Watts IN A MIX OF
12:39 Watts THINGS
12:39 Watts I THINK THEY'RE EMOTIONS
12:40 Watts ONE OF THEM IS GRANOLAMAN I THINK
12:40 Watts one of them is definitely you though
12:41 Solaris oh man
12:41 Solaris what is with theses newbies whose names start with b
12:42 Watts srsly though how could you ; A;
12:42 Watts what's he got that i haven't got
12:42 Solaris watts
12:42 SoundlyParanoid BECAUSE IT WAS HILARIOUS
12:42 Solaris I dont think you /understand/
12:42 Schazer A badboy streak and a historical enmity?
12:42 Solaris what they have
12:42 Solaris is deepp
12:42 Watts ...
12:42 Watts ;_;
12:42 SoundlyParanoid IT GOES BACK TO SCMALTZ 1
12:42 SoundlyParanoid I THINK
12:42 Watts That hurts Schaz
12:42 Schazer It's not the same as our being bodystacker buddies
12:42 Schazer Watts
12:42 Schazer you are not a badboy
12:42 Watts I HAVE TRIED BEING A BAD BOY I REALLY HAVE
12:42 Schazer you are too cute
12:42 Watts ;____________________;
12:43 Watts i, i just
12:43 Watts sobs, runs off
12:43 Schazer sighs
12:43 Schazer also logs this for future posterity
12:43 Watts goddamnit
12:43 Watts sometimes i forget it's me saying things
12:43 x1372 schazer logs EVERYTHING
12:43 x1372 ALWAYS.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
20:44 Schazer Watts I think I've made my vaguely inappropriate feelings pretty clear
20:44 Watts I TOOK BODYSTACK 101 BECAUSE I HEARD YOU WERE MAJORING IN THIRD PARTY
20:44 Watts AND YOU WEREN'T THERE
20:45 Watts i left a note on your mafialocker
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I HAVE A CAT IN MY FACE
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I go to the bathroom
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines.
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I am not in view
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines
21:29 Watts PARA I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN PUSSY BUT
21:30 Watts IT IS IMPOLITE TO DIVIDE YOUR ATTENTION
21:30 Watts What it is :L
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
22:57 Watts TREETREETREETREETREETREE
22:57 GenetiXientist ....
22:57 x1372 I do not understand.
22:57 GenetiXientist Sigquote
22:57 Watts Knuckles is my spirit animal
22:58 Watts ...ok I stole that from somebody
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:19 Watts MY FUCK IS FULL OF BRAIN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
03:50 Watts What am I a steak dinner
03:50 Godbot (the ideal scenario is one cook with many arms)
03:50 Wattz Well I /am/ getting hungry ;P
03:50 Watts O/////O >/////>
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:49 beruru watts, business cards came from japan
00:49 Watts They migrated
00:49 Watts Flew over by the thousands
00:49 Watts OUR BUSINESS CARDS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
01:11 Watts And actually making no sense is many fun
01:12 Watts Very liberating :L