OMNIA: Chapter 8: Three Unwise Men

[thetoastking]

[flyingBrick]

Damn you kids! Why you don't hear Rick?

He has the beard of wisdom, damnit.

(Hey, you thought that just because I'm a player I wouldn't come here and bother the gods? Nuh-uh. Not that easy)

(My posts here won't be really suggestions, just silly stuff. So, you know, ignore them if you want to)

[swampmist1142]

God of Space represent! So, do you want a spatial portal to get you guys in?

[Adept]

The god of inventory remains constant, and is still here, willing to offer whatever assistance is needed.

[Xander]

Well, I look like a dork...

[Saint Game]

God of the ethereal, At your service.

[Asmodemus]

"Well? Introduce yourselves!"

[Sinjin]

"..." As Cassius can not speak due to a lack of voice enchantment let us look into his thought process.

"I want in. Daddy could be here."

He goes on to poke the elemental guards like a buffoon.

[Askia]

"oh... hello?"
> Sithrah looks around sheepishly not knowing what to do
"gods?"

[Fengar]

I'm here. God of ice if you wanted to know.

[flyingBrick]

Huh, gods?

I'm not sure, but I think you guys are supposed to name the cat lady?

Or maybe she's llamamiah's character, but the description doesn't fit very well.

I don't know, just throwing this out here.

[The Idea Master]

I am the god of fire.
The fire flares up and consumes the paper without harming Lucian, but as the ashes descend they reform into the page completely undamaged.

[Enzeru Kagai]

God of chaos... I feel right at home here, but this seems like a bad time for my influence. Try and... stop? the chaos? and i have no idea what to name her, im terrible at names.

[thetoastking]

[Askia]

"strange sounded like someone talked to me.. oh well i guess it was nothing"
> Sitrah looks at the "Cat Thing"
"KITTY!"

[flyingBrick]

Oops. Terribly sorry, sometimes my mouth is faster than my brains.

Now... Hey there! Good evening, guards. The name is Rick Flynn, traveling merchant. I beg you to not crush this here... Thing, for you see, he's a member of our caravan. I would like to apologize on behalf of the group, for we lost track of time and the gates closed before we could get in.

I would owe you two a lot if you could give us passage. I have wares to sell and some friends waiting for me inside. Maybe if you could give us admission I could put a good word for you two? I'm naught but a humble merchant, but I can guarantee that I know some important people.

@ *Rolling diplomacy* @

[Adept]

Thankfully the rock guard doesn't seem too bright, so this will probably work.

[Xander]

"Hrm. Seems like that Rick guy seems to know what he's doing. I say we let him talk our way in."

[thetoastking]

Thankfully the rock guard doesn't seem too bright, so this will probably work.

[Asmodemus]

> Introduce the ones who have already introduced themselves.

> Claim the other ones seemed crazy so you haven't talked to them much.

[Adept]

That seems like a solid plan, at least the best we have at the moment.

[Xander]

"Um... There's no way that he can tell you all of our names," Lucian said, stepping forward. "As you can see, our friend here," He gestured to Cassius, "can't talk. So, it's kinda impossible for Rick to tell you the names of everyone here, as he can't tell us his name."

[thetoastking]

"Um... There's no way that he can tell you all of our names," Lucian said, stepping forward. "As you can see, our friend here," He gestured to Cassius, "can't talk. So, it's kinda impossible for Rick to tell you the names of everyone here, as he can't tell us his name."

LISTEN WISE GUY. WASN'T ASKIN YOU. DISREGARD THE POSSIBLY MURDEROUS MANNEQUIN THEN MISTER FLYNN. THAT LEAVES YOU WITH THE NAMEANS AND THE ELEMENTAL.

AND SO HELP ME IF I SEE YOU HELPIN HIM, NAMEAN, DAT'S BAD NEWS FOR YOU.

[Xander]

"I... Er..."

[Adept]

Okay well, Rick, you can hear us right? The elemental's name is Sitrah, the male Namean is Lucian, and the female Namean is Zia Z'Throni, I believe.