Dirkquest

[Naristar]

eat the flower

[moof]

examine painting

you examine the painting. it appears to be a portrait of a frightened man running through a dark alleyway, as if he were being chased by something. some rats are fighting over some garbage next to him. the emotion seems so detailed, so lifelike, its almost as if he were real. but of course, its just a painting.

eat the flower

you cannot interact with CARDBOARD such as these flowers

[Mibbs]

take painting
go right

[Staff Deployment]

> Look out window. Observe the... green pea? ladies' parts? lovecraftian rabbit?

[Naristar]

break the table

[greenMachine]

> Look out window. Observe the... green pea? ladies' parts? lovecraftian rabbit?

That's a close up of the cardboard...

>Go west!

[moof]

take painting
go right

you store the PAINTING in your inventory.
(inventory list updates will now be posted with every other addition of an item)
inv list:
toilet key
painting
forest ring

>Go west!

you go to the right, assuming that it is west, for you do not have a COMPASS to be sure.
you stand at the end of the hallway facing the kitchen door.


sorry for not updating in so long, I was away from my computer for a while

[Staff Deployment]

> Throw backpack at door

[Naristar]

peep through the key hole

[moof]

> Throw backpack at door

you throw your pack at the door. what a whole lotta nothing that did

peep through the key hole

there doesn't appear to be a keyhole. its just a doorknob.

[Godbot]

> Take doorknob

[moof]

> Take doorknob

It won't come off. Unlike your bedroom DOORKNOB, this one doesn't seem to be an actual item.

[Naristar]

Open the dooor
((Oooooh sooo obvious))

[Staff Deployment]

> NO DON'T OPEN THE DOOR
> Press ear against door to check for suspicious eavesdroppable dialogue and/or fire.

[Mibbs]

examine writing to left

[moof]

examine writing to left

you look at the writing. it looks like it says "hello" with some scribbles around it

[Staff Deployment]

> Throw backpack at writing.

[Mibbs]

open door

[wafflepan]

Dirk: Push one end of a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall. Hard.

[moof]

open door

you open the door and enter into the KITCHEN.
jesus christ how glorious

[hero122]

Marvel over the chrome counter-tops.
I mean, CHROME!

[wafflepan]

[S] Dirk: Boogie Down.

[Naristar]

find food

[Snowyowl]

Use the Forest Ring to open a portal to the Forest.

I'm sure that was a thing we could do at some point.

[TimrodDX]

Drop your Orange Charred Ring (that isn't even the Cat Covenant Ring you can't even invade the forest with that), create Centipede Demon.