Dirkquest

[moof]

man i dont know
>go right

its still really dark

[Mibbs]

cast light again but do something wacky while youre doing it

[moof]

cast light again but do something wacky while youre doing it

wow that is one hell of a lazy animation...
anyway, your lights back on.

Wit: 35%
WxLVL: 3(+1)

[hero122]

Examine around!

[wafflepan]

Cave: Become a metaphor for good and evil

[moof]

Examine around!

as you examine the uninviting darkness, you observe some strange markings on the cave wall. tracing them with you hand, you follow them along your decent. eventually, you come across a large stone gateway leading into a completely black room.

[wafflepan]

MC Hammerslide into the room.

[hero122]

Unknown symbols are useless to one who can summon a TRANSLATION IMP!
Fondly do so.

[moof]

MC Hammerslide into the room.

you run into the room with your silliest running jig. unfortunately, you don't have the sheer levels of swag to match MC Hammer

[Mibbs]

check under that blanket on the floor

[moof]

check under that blanket on the floor

that would be a rock my friend

[Solaris]

Okay, then check under that

[hero122]

Summon an Imp to lift the rock.
Also, make the Imp your little bitch for now on.

[Mibbs]

I am pretty sure it is a blanket

[moof]

I am pretty sure it is a blanket

Well, I guess in pretend land we can just pretend all day long, cant we? Yes, just pretend in a world of shitty animation!


But in all seriousness, you actually do manage to find something on that rock.

[Mibbs]

check it out dude

[moof]

an update is coming soon, away from my head quarters for a while

[moof]

check it out dude

Its a TWO-CHANNEL WRIST COMMUNICATOR. a strange man appears on the screen, the connection is very poor in the cave.

[Solaris]

Wave your arm around, trying to get a better reception, maybe stand on something and go higher.

Say "Hello???"

[Mibbs]

press the two buttons repeatedly

[moof]

Wave your arm around, trying to get a better reception, maybe stand on something and go higher.

Say "Hello???"

You wander around looking for a better signal. Nothing changes on your watch, however the light from it seems to be bothering some creatures bellow.




(sorry for not updating in so long)

[Mibbs]

i am like so furious you have no idea. i will never forgive you

>Get the bow out again

[wafflepan]

Be the other guy. the hardboiled one.

[moof]

>Get the bow out again

Be the other guy. the hardboiled one.

WOAH! psych!
you are now Devon. what do?

[Mibbs]

get some fucking exercise fatty