Dirkquest

[Mibbs]

take a shower

[moof]

take a shower

you get into the bathtub and turn the water one. however, instead of being greeted by the warm embrace of hot water, a small key plops out of the toilet. how strange.

[Mibbs]

grab key
flush toilet

[moof]

grab key
flush toilet

you grab the key and flush the toilet. the toilet flushes like normal, nothing else happens.

[Naristar]

wash hands

[moof]

wash hands

the water in the sink does not appear to be working.

[Mibbs]

see if mirror opens into medicine cabinet

[moof]

see if mirror opens into medicine cabinet

you open the MEDICINE CABINET. there is nothing inside except for some PLACEBO PILLS. they are made of cardboard.
if you wish, you can store excess items here.

[Mibbs]

clog toilet with placebo pills
flush

open other cabinet

[Naristar]

put hand "Through" the glass

[moof]

clog toilet with placebo pills
flush

open other cabinet

put hand "Through" the glass

you cannot interact with cardboard items, such as PLACEBO PILLS. the mirror is just a mirror, you cannot phase through it.

[Naristar]

>Flush yourself down the toilet

[moof]

>Flush yourself down the toilet

just what the fuck did you think this would accomplish?

[Mibbs]

open cabinet on floor

[moof]

open cabinet on floor

you open the TOWEL CABINET. for some reason it's door just lazily comes off when you touch it.
instead of any towels inside, you find...

a BACKPACK! CONGRATULATIONS! you now have an inventory system!


you now have an inventory system with a status window. the FOREST RING was auto-equipped, however, your need a PxLVL of at least 5 to use it properly. the TOILET KEY was placed in your inventory.

[Naristar]

look behind the shower curtain

[moof]

look behind the shower curtain

WOW! it looks really cool back there

[Naristar]

show us what you've found

[Mibbs]

leave without explaining what was there and continue to the right

[moof]

show us what you've found

this game should be renamed DERPquest

[Mibbs]

laugh at reader

[moof]

laugh at reader

you lazily animate yourself laughing. boy you sure don't want to take your time on these animations

[Mibbs]

make sure to use the bathroom before you leave. Who knows how long you might be dicking around in this crazy house.

[moof]

make sure to use the bathroom before you leave. Who knows how long you might be dicking around in this crazy house.

you take a wiz.



you are now back in the hallway.

[Mibbs]

examine painting