Dirkquest

[animatedBlasphemy]

>Replace knob on the side you are currently facing.
>Close door.
>Open door.

[crashBunny]

>throw the doornob far away like you wanted to a few posts ago.

btw, I am loving this.

[SteelKomodo]

>Go back into bedroom, then look in the drawer. There might be something useful in there.

[Ford Johnes]

>Go back to bed with the door open.

[moof]

open drawer by bed
if it is locked have door cast open on it

the door casts OPEN lvl1 on CABNIT


the cabnit opens

you found the FOREST RING, congratulations!. its effects are explained.

[nocturnus]

Wear the ring, then crawl into the cabinet and close the door, entering the forest.

[Mibbs]

summon bow of robin hood

[crashBunny]

>Summon your orcaina from inside your forest ring
>Play around with the ring's powers

edit 40th post yay

[Kino]

>Stand inside your room with the door still open.

>Remove doorknob

[moof]

Wear the ring, then crawl into the cabinet and close the door, entering the forest.

despite your best attempts at being a dumbass, you can't get into the cabinet. it turns out it is not a dimensional gateway to the forest. you may not equip the ring, for you do not have an inventory system yet.

summon bow of robin hood

the required status-material parameters to summon the BOW OF HOBIN ROOD have not been met.

[Mibbs]

cast open on your inventory

[moof]

cast open on your inventory

the door casts OPEN-lvl1 on your INVENTORY SYSTEM

nothing happens. you do not have an INVENTORY SYSTEM. you are starting to frustrate yourself with the difficulty of this puzzle.

[moof]

>throw the doornob far away like you wanted to a few posts ago.

temptation gets the better of you. the lustful voice beckoning you to throw the DOORKNOB is now overpowering, and you can no longer resist. without any consideration to what negative repercussions this may bring, you toss the DOORKNOB.
the DOOR is now inactive.
you ponder what you have done, in cold, lonesome regret. surely, this is the worst mistake of your life. you stare, frightened by the capacity of evil that lies within your silly hands.

...
what a fucking waste of time

[Solaris]

Open floor with doorknob

[Mibbs]

put forest ring through doorknob hole
put in doorknob
open door

[moof]

Open floor with doorknob

you bend down and pick up the DOORKNOB. nothing happens.

put forest ring through doorknob hole
put in doorknob
open door

the ring doesn't want to fit. but its not that its just too big, its almost like the ring is being completely denied.

upon further investigation, you notice that the keyhole isn't actually a hole, but rather just black paint. echted inside the paint you make out the words "THIS GOES ON TOP"

[Naristar]

flip it top wise and open the door

[moof]

flip it top wise and open the door

you turn the DOORKNOB upside down. the door changes its target to LOCK B. the door continues to function normally and opens.


HUZZAH! instead of being taken to the void room, you enter the hallway! that puzzle now seems so obvious you wonder why ever had trouble with it.

[Mibbs]

cast open on plant
also the other cabinet

[moof]

cast open on plant
also the other cabinet

you examine the plant and cabinet, only to discover they are made of cardboard.


due to a scripted effect, the door can no longer use the node OPEN. it also is of slightly higher graphics quality

[Naristar]

go down the hall

[Godbot]

Go back to bed.

[moof]

go down the hall

you go down the hallway. there is a door to your left that goes to bathroom, beside the door is a small table with a POTTED PLANT on it, with PAINTING hanging above it from the wall. at the end of the hallway is the door to the kitchen. there is a rug, but it has the same texture as the carpet, so after your parents placed it there you never found it again. oh well, its unimportant.

[Mibbs]

check if these furnishings are cardboard
open door

[moof]

check if these furnishings are cardboard
open door

you enter the bathroom, completely disregarding any advice to observe any furniture you may or may not have passed on your way in.
the is a sink with a medicine cabinet above it, a towel cabinet between it and the toilet, and poorly arranged jpeg artifact of a bathtub shower.