Dirkquest

[moof]

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DIRKQUEST: you are Dirk, a small boy who exists. the world around you is strange, so try to find a way back home. (no relation to Dirk from homestuck. I haven't read it yet, so I didn't know.)
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Your asleep, but its time to go to school.

==> "wake up!"

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You start to wake up

Your crusty eyelids peel open painfully to the breaking dawn. Reluctantly, you hop out of bed, still half asleep but up nonetheless.

==> "go get ready!"


with heavy strides you pull yourself across the room, loathing each second. you finally approach your bedroom door. However, something seems off.

==> "open the door and get ready!"
==> "go back to bed!"

[SleepingOrange]

==> "Go back to bed!" of course

[Ford Johnes]

>Open that door, and get ready to go back to bed.

[Mibbs]

open door

[Grug]

> GET READY

[moof]

you go back to bed


but within seconds of falling asleep again, your alarm goes off and you are jarringly bolted back to awareness.


that was silly

==> "what was I doing again?"

[Naristar]

to try and open the locked door

[moof]

open door

you go up to the door and reach out your hand, but much to your surprise, the door knob is missing

to try and open the locked door

you push and pull with all your might, but it simple wont budge, not even an inch

[wafflepan]

>Become sand and flow through the keyhole, like in The Mummy

[moof]

=> become sand and flow through the key hole

you attempt to become sand



it doesn't work. you don't have the REVAMP-TRANSPOSER equipped, and even if you did, you lack the required amount of SUNLIGHT ORBS.

[Strawbiblossoms]

==> Lie on the floor and attempt to become 2D to slip through the crack.

[moof]

==> Lie on the floor and attempt to become 2D to slip through the crack.

you attempt to become a flat image on the floor, but without the REVAMP-TRANSPOSER and sufficiant SUNLIGHT ORBS, your efforts are futile. also, your CLOUT stat isn't enough to support your body weight. you fall to the floor like a fool

[Mibbs]

examine rest of room

[moof]

=>examine rest of room

you go and look around your room. seeing as how everything except behind and under your bed is out in the open, you check there first.


YES! you found the missing DOOR KNOB! what do you plan to do with it?

[Naristar]

use it on the door

[dragonHacker]

> Throw it across the room.

[moof]

> Throw it across the room.

you get the a strange, overarching desire to fling the DOORKNOB across the room. you contemplate this action and what grave consequences may occur if carried out.
alas, you decide it would be under better judgement not to throw it, at least not in the house.

use it on the door

the door equips the DOORKNOB. its EFFICIENCY stat increases to 1, allowing it to cast the spell OPEN at a first level.

[Mibbs]

cast open door on bed
if that doesnt work just open the door

[moof]

cast open door on bed
if that doesn't work just open the door

the door changes its target to the bed, and activates its open spell.


nothing happened. what a fucking waste of time


you decide to open the door already, and realign its target back to lockA.


You enter through the newly unlocked door to find an completely void room. There is absolutely nothing of interest in this room whatsoever.

[Mibbs]

close the door. then open it again

[moof]

you close the door, seeing as how there's no knob on the other side, it wouldn't be wise to trap yourself in the blank room.


you open it again to the same room. however, the while reopening the door, you noticed that whenever the knob slid out of place for a second, the door would stop functioning during its displacement. perhaps a clue has been found?

[Mibbs]

open door
remove knob

[moof]

whilst keep the door ajar, you attempt to dislodge the DOORKNOB. nothing happens, however, the view to room becomes distorted with each jostle, as does the room you are in.

[Mibbs]

open drawer by bed
if it is locked have door cast open on it

[nocturnus]

Test the doorknob on another object, as it's obviously some form of temporal/reality displacement device when used in correlation with the door.