[U4G - We're officially dead!] Quest for the Godwich

[snoomanwaff]

Actually.
>Stand up.

[animatedBlasphemy]

>Somehow reveal this was all a nightmare.

WOAH.
That was some crazy stuff!
Gosh you really need to get more sleep... or eat well... or not do whatever causes bad dreams like that.
Man, you sure are lucky to be back in your room... your perfectly labeled room... just like... you left it...?
...
...
...
Wait...

>Laila: Be in Heck

Turns out that perfectly labeled room was just an ill-conveniently-placed backdrop.
FREAKING WONDERFUL.

You can already tell that making this stupid-lousy-answer-to-all-questions-sandwich may not be worth all the trouble.
And you haven't even gotten one ingredient yet.
But who knows what HEXTRACK 7 may have to offer? Mabye GORDON has collected something to help you on your quest! And maybe he won't let his stupid-lousy-answer-to-all-phone-calls wife near you when you go to visit him!

>Laila: Stand up

Yeah that sounds like a good idea.

You stand up and decide to relish in the fact that you're not dead.

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Okay.
Okay.
Uh.
You can try to relish in the fact that you're not COMPLETELY dead.
You guess?
The afterlife is still technically living, right?

[supersinger472]

Float off the edge of the platform doohickey.
Learn that you don't technically float.
Fall slowly to your death like a lonesome balloon

[Loather of Irk]

Just float on out of here!

[Kíeros]

> Squash bug. Or at least, try.

[Solaris]

find someone to beat up and bring you back to life, you have a quest!

OR

Well, fuck that, you have a quest to go on, get out of here Lifeness or not be damned

[animatedBlasphemy]

Woooo, just commenting to make some news!
News Part 1: The MIRROR is now completely caught up, all the way to the latest page! So now any new readers can catch up there! I also added links to the first two flashes in the OP, so that way any forum readers won't be turned off by having to go to three different places (which was kind of dumb on my part But it's fixed now~)
News Part 2: We are now officially out of the Cradle! This is my first out of 6 or so adventures that have made it this far and I'm really excited about it! I guess this means it's doing well? (And if it is, some feedback would be wonderful! I just wanna make sure I'm doing an okay job)
News Part 3: You are all wonderful people and I love you. Thanks for reading, and wish me luck in the rest of the contest~

[The One Guy]

> Think if there are any ingreadiants that you might be able to find in hell.

[TwoKillerMockingbirds]

>Might as well talk to Gordon now that you're here

[pikajens]

Gordon, can you please log off your computer so we can introduce you properly?

Also Horace, swallow Uncle Allyn.

[Gordon]

Gordon, can you please log off your computer so we can introduce you properly?

hmm, I... guess?

[animatedBlasphemy]

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SMALL AND LATE UPDATE BECAUSE STRESSFUL DAY X2 COMBO. But, it can only go up from here~

>Laila: Float off to the side of your platform a bit.

Sounds like a good idea. Good thing you can float, now you can go search for... something!
Woo!

>Laila: Fall slowly to your death like a lonesome balloon.

OH GOD YOU'RE FALLING.
REALLY SLOWLY.
...
...
Huh....
Um... It seems that you are able to float... but you're not completely above the limitations of gravity.
You begin to fall down to what may be your second death of the day.
All though, you're not really worried about death, or even the fire. You're already a ghost, so what could go wrong? You'll probably just phase through the fire or something...

>Laila: Think of some ingredients you could find here.

As you fall, you make a list in your head of the ingredients you know to be a part of the GODWICH.
So far your list is:
>The Essence of Emotion
>The Secrets of the Universe
>The Truths Behind Good and Evil
and
>GODBREAD

You can't remember the rest... What were they again? And where would you find find them? Where would you find any of these? Actually, you have no idea where ANY of these ingredients are located!
(Except for The Essence of Emotion, you know good and well where that is, and you're sure as HEXTRACK that your RIVAL won't give it up any time soon!)

[djinn]

> Locate Gordon, he would know!

[Yoshi]

frantically look around for a particularly low platform

[gloomyMoron]

> Well, Being here should provided clues to the Truths and also the Godbread, though mostly the Truths of Evil, but it's a good place to start and a lesson learned. Cease this silly floating already.

> Tracey: Time to find out who was annoying you with all those prank calls. You are ever so fond of gloating and vengeance, after all.

[98714123340]

Ok enough with the falling grab the ledge and pull yourself up.

[OldManRupee]

Has that silly Venus Fly Trap glomped that silly mask man yet?

[Loather of Irk]

Go to the nearest wall of rock, climb downwards. It's a lot faster than falling!

[animatedBlasphemy]

Thanks for all the suggestions guys!
The next update will be an [S], which I hope will be done by Saturday
So I guess if you want, post feedback on the adventure, or some encouragement!
I would love to see how I could improve. What you guys like and don't like, etc etc...

[OldManRupee]

Keep doing what you're doing!

[animatedBlasphemy]

>Laila: Go to the ledge of one of the platforms. You'll fall faster!

You don't see how falling faster would help at all, but okay! Here goes nothing!

>==>

Wait a minute... you're a ghost... so maybe you could uh...

>==>

YES!

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>==>

Yes! You managed to POOSH your intangible body all the way through to the other side of the platform!

>==>

It doesn't look like you're on the other side of the platform, though... Looks more like a public bathroom...
You guess that make's sense, it IS heck.

>==>

"HEY!"

>==>

"You need sumthin'?"

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Yeah I said the next update would be an [S] and it would be Saturday, but I wanted to do introduce this character so badly. Plus I figured it'd be a nice little bonus while you all waited!

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

You're in a bathroom.
> Check to see if you need to do sumthin' here.
EDIT: Gawd I hope this isn't what the [s] update is going to be about.

[kd7sov]

> Directions and something hot to drink.

[Kíeros]

> "Yes. Where am I and who are you?"

[supersinger472]

"boy this is some job you got, tell me what you know about the godwich and maybe i can get you a promotion