[U4G - We're officially dead!] Quest for the Godwich

[animatedBlasphemy]

>Matthew: Burn "Guide to the Godwich"

AWWWWWWW YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. THIS CRAP HAS GOT TO GO.
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, STUPID LOUSY REMINDER OF HOW MUCH YOU SUCK.

>==>

Oh come on. Where did it go?

>==>

OF. FREAKING. COURSE.
It's HIM again.

THIS GUY is pretty much the embodiment of your stupid heritage.
LITERALLY TOO.

"Get down from there, Uncle Alynn!" You yell.
"AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA." He cackles.

Of course he's not going to take you seriously. Why would he?
Dangit, what're you gonna do now?

[98714123340]

> Get an umbrella you know what is happening next.

[kd7sov]

> Command the plants to capture him!
> ... You have trained your plants to do as you say, haven't you?

[OldManRupee]

GUH. Haunted places SUCK.

[Kíeros]

> Flamethrower. Uncle Allen.

I fail to see a problem in that.

[pikajens]

Throw the minature airplane at him.

Or suddenly Venus Fly Trap.

[Razorshade]

Obviously the book is only a symptom. You must remove the root of the problem.

Light yourself on fire.

[Yako]

Throw chunks of your unusable-for-baking dough at him until he leaves.

[animatedBlasphemy]

I'll be taking a break today to gather my thoughts and do some homework. (Updating daily has taken its tole ;-; )
But no worries, I'll be back tomorrow!
So here's a post to say thanks!
Thanks for all of your support! It means the world to me, you guys have no idea!
Tomorrow will come a pretty substantial update, hopefully, and hopefully by Friday or Saturday I'll have yet another [S] done (if I can find the right song... if anyone knows of any nice, smooth chiptunes, sharing them with me would be nice!)
Also you guys can take this time to give me some feedback! Like how I could improve my art, writing, execution, suggestion taking, animation and all that.
Tell me what you like and don't like, basically! I want to make this the best it can be (not only for the contest, but because I really like this story and really want it to go places.)
So yeah, thanks guys!

[animatedBlasphemy]

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So... no one replied. That's aight.

>Matthew: Command your plants to capture him! You have trained your plants to do as you say, haven't you?

Well, DUH. But they don't just do as you say, they attack with just a simple signal.
You decide to go for HORACE this time. He always puts up a good fight.
You begin to snap and your fingers sizzle with the intense and excellent heat that can only be emitted when an epic battle is near.

>==>

You release your SNAP.
You also changed back into your SWEET SHADES and POPPED YOUR COLLAR off screen since that makes everything a thousand times more intense.

Yeah HORACE should be on his way.

>And suddenly Venus Flytrap!

There he is.

>[S] BATTLE!!!!

Stupid, smug jerk. Just standing there like he's somebody! NEWS FLASH, JERK, YOU'RE DEAD NOW, AND NOBODY CARES.
GOD.

Well...
Now's the time to attack.
But, how will you go about it?
How's HE gonna go about it?

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you can command either Uncle Alynn, Matthew, or Horace. Or someone else, just do whatever!

[supersinger472]

> Horace: Eat everyone because venus flytraps are freaky like that

[98714123340]

> Uncle Alynn: Pet Horace.

[Kíeros]

> Matthew: Somehow, pop your collar's collar. For ONE MILLION TIMES THE INTENSITY.

[OldManRupee]

Horace: Vine Whip.

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Wooo Laila update!

>Laila: Keep hanging up and calling in hopes Gordon will answer.

Sounds good to you.
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"PLEASE DON'T BE TRACEY!"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"


>==>

"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Sorry, still me."
"Hello?"
"Oh for the love of..."

>==>

"Listen here. I don't know who you are, but the fact that you're annoying the HECK out of me is enough..."

>==>

"...For me to get really..."

>==>

"...REALLY..."

>==>

"FIRED UP!"

>==>

"AHAHAHAHAHA!!"

You are now LAILA. A very DEAD LAILA.
Somehow you always thought your death would be more climactic than that.
Something involving a Giraffe, maybe?
Nah that'd be stupid.

[supersinger472]

sorry layla
> Haunt supersinger472's ass forever

[Solaris]

well i guess by the rules of adventure protagonist succession we are now that demon chick.

Demon Chick, i think that the suffering and revenge for all that time wasted would be a lot better repaid by bringing whoever it was back to life and rekilling her. Rinse and repeat.

[animatedBlasphemy]

sorry layla
> Haunt supersinger472's ass forever

Laila proceeds to forgive you.

"Nah man, it's cool. It's all part of the story! Somebody had to do it! In fact, I love you for it!"
Gee that was nice! (and not an official update)

[Kíeros]

> Somehow reveal that this is all a nightmare that you had after not getting enough sleep because you were so excited about starting to make the GODWICH,

[Loather of Irk]

Laila: Stop being a lifeless pile of bones. I mean, there's no way this was the first time this happened.

Or you could just remain dead forever. That'd be cool I guess. What do dead people do, anyways?

[98714123340]

It's cool GORDON knows a guy who owes like a thousand favours that can fix LALIA up easy.

[supersinger472]

Thanks Layla, you look pretty cool as a ghost
> go see how your rival's doing, become a help to him as he quests for the godwich

[OldManRupee]

Laila: Have you reached Hell yet?

[Gordon]

guys stop calling me

[animatedBlasphemy]

guys stop calling me

Get your wife away from the phone!