[U4G] Fractured Reality

[avidGamer]

[djinn]

Well, there's only one option here, really.

> CONTINUE~!

[Kíeros]

> New Game. Unless if you've done this before and we've forgotten...

[Reecer6]

>Continue

[rambunctiousOrganic]

NEW GAME IS FOR CHUMPS
NEW GAME PLUS

[acerbicAves]

> Access secret third option

> Enter cheat codes

[Xander]

Continue.

[The One Guy]

> Continue

[tippertot]

>Up up down down left right left right B A

[ashdenej]

>Scroll down past the second option.

[Cynicus]

> Continue, in medias res for the win!

[supersinger472]

> New game, play as a character opposite your actual gender

[kd7sov]

> C+ntinue.

> Fracture reality.

[avidGamer]

>UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A

M+N+CHR+ME MENUS ACTIVATED

>C+NTINUE

L+ADING PREVIOUS REALITY

==>

ERR+R: DESTRUCTI+N +F PREVI+US REALITY C+NFIRMED

NEW GAME

CREATING NEW REALITY

==>

INSTALLING REALITY DRIVER

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==>

Well, this is going to take a while. You might as well do something to waste time.

[HawkeNightwing]

>examine surroundings.

[WrittenInTheSand]

>Play Reality Reality for a while

[supersinger472]

> flip your shit

[Kíeros]

> Open up chat client. Talk to random person.

[tippertot]

>Install Windows 7 because what the heck, man?

[animatedBlasphemy]

>Delete System 32

[WitchyBr0]

>Locate limbs.

[McBearson]

> GET BACK TO WORK SLACKER

[OldManRupee]

Watch the snow out the window for a while.

[moof]

>use the bathroom to drain PEE stat, its dangerously high

[avidGamer]

>Retrieve Limbs

Two arms. Check.

==>

Two legs. Check.
Limbs Retrieved: 4/???

>Open Up Chat Client

You switch over to the chat client.

==>

It looks like none of the seven other players are up for talking right now. Maybe you should check later.

>Examine Surroundings

You take a look at the attic you’ve set your laptop up in. It’s pretty much empty, except for some random boxes, some piles of junk, and this one table. If old man Henderson found out you were playing this incredibly exclusive game instead of cleaning out his attic like he hired you to, he would be pissed.. Of course, the threat of him raging at you didn‘t stop you from installing the game instead of working.

>Watch the Snow Outside the Window for Awhile

You look out the window to marvel at the beautiful winter wonderland outside.

==>

This would be considerably easier to do if it weren’t the middle of summer.

>GET BACK TO WORK YOU SLACKER

Aw Crap. Look’s like you’ve been found out.

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--Dia Log--

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Henderson: Damn it all, Joe, what did I tell ya about slacking off
Joe: Um. To do it at every available opportunity?
Henderson: I have no time for you damn sarcasm, kid. I need you to clear everything out of this room and throw it in the incinerator out back.
Joe: What if it looks valuable.
Henderson: None of this shit is valuable. It’s all junk left by my good-for-nothing son before he left for New York.
Joe: But what if…
Henderson: NO BUTS! All of it. In the incinerator. Now, I’m heading out for a night on the town with Missy Peterson. You know, the woman across the street? If I’m lucky, I won’t be back until morning, so get all this junk out of here. AND NO SLACKING! I swear to God, if I find out you’ve been slacking, the fucking apocalypse itself wouldn’t stop me from hunting you down and beating the living daylights outta ya.

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The old man leaves you alone to sweat out his threat.