Today is the first day of your time at a semiprestigious small-town university.
It is not, however, the first day of classes.
It is customary/encouraged for incoming freshman to arrive a few days early and acquaint themselves with the campus and their fellow students.
For those unmoved by socialization and knowledge, there are also offers of free food and sweet loot.
You have just entered through the official gates into the debatably picturesque courtyard. What will you do?
Look at that awesome bulletin board!
...is that a sock?
You approach the most obvious font of information, the newsboard. "NEWS" is scrawled helpfully at the top. Whoever wrote it didn't center the letter properly and hastily scribbled a smiley face to fill the gap.
It leers at you as you peruse the offerings.
Your sharp instincts quickly tell you to ignore the posters and read the REAL gem of data, the sock.
It says "Fruit of the Loom". You are learning much already.
Originally Posted by acerbicAves
> Acquire sock.
Your poetic instincts (an entirely different thing than sharp instincts) give rise to the whimsical conceit of plucking this so-called "Fruit".
That or you need an excuse to indulge your kleptomania.
Whichever the case may be, it is now safely ensconced in your pocket, along with its pin.
Last edited by crepuscularDissembler; 02-01-2012 at 02:08 AM.
> Sit on the roof of the building and play the sitar
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
Originally Posted by FowlJ
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Originally Posted by Wulf
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Below is a list of stuff I've been reading/watching off and on in my spare time. I recommend pretty much anything on this list, as long as you're interested in Let's Plays/Fancomics (I would assume an interest in Forum Adventures, if you're reading this :P). Currently Processing YouTube
SlimKirby's Let's Play Super Bomberman 3
Odinspack33's Let's Play Donkey Kong Country Returns Webcomics
Square Root Of Minus Garfield [haven't checked in a while, though]
The After Subtract [A concluded sprite comic with relatively normal Mario and Luigi; a talkative, split-personality Link (Navi included); a talkative, homicidal (when it comes to food) Kirby; a Waddle Chu; and relatively normal Sonic and Tails. It starts a bit slow but after that it stays consistently funny.] Forum Adventures
Too many to really list! Here's a brief few I can think of off the top of my head...
It's A Political Box
a Pidgey Named Fish
You Have To Explode The Sun
Corn Maze 2
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
Paper Mario and the Everclear Night [I'll catch up eventually...]
You Have To Push A Button Recently Processed (starting with most recent)
SlimKirby's Let's Play TLoZ: Majora's Mask
Odinspack33's Let's Play TLoZ: The Minish Cap
Odinspack33's Let's Play TLoZ: Oracle of Ages
Odinspack33's Let's Play TLoZ: Oracle of Seasons
Self-Hate City, Internal Anger and Depression District
Re: [U4G] Outclassed: What's Really Important
perspective: switch to 3rd person. all this first-person business is really fuckin' disconcerting.
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready