UNBELIEVABLE SANDWICH BLOODBATH

[Solaris]

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For this.
Note: This is not indicative at all of anything.
Nothing is.

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[gloomyMoron]

> Pretty Pony Princess

[shirtedSamurai]

> C:/TACOMASTER

[Grug]

> AM
> GLaDOS
> EDI
> SKYNET
> OLMEC

[acerbicAves]

>Miss Sandy

[Anomaly]

> Chippy

[Sandvich King]

Looks like you're using my "mainframe" U4G idea
I wish you luck!

[OldManRupee]

> Data

[Andorxor]

>Mystery Frame

[Kíeros]

> RM -RF

Just to annoy all those Linux hackersusers when they try to log in to your system.

[rambunctiousOrganic]

> Melvin Whetson

[djinn]

<strike>Potat0S</strike>

Arielle

[The One Guy]

> Mr. Fluffers

[tippertot]

>Deep Thought

[Yako]

Callie
Leonore
Jade

[Naristar]

Ghost writer

[Roselalonde]

Ghost Rider

> NiCOLaS CaGE.

[Whimbrel]

>JPEG

[Roselalonde]

> MPREG

[Godbot]

> Batman

[Solaris]

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Okay that is way too many names and I am scared of this attention so I am going to just post the first half of thsi update and try to get the rest done now

/Chippy
/Leonore

It happened exactly one year, four hours, six minutes, and twenty-three seconds after the Sandie Sandwitchman Sandwich Company's Underground Research and Development Facility was opened and one year, four hours, six minutes, and twenty-nine seconds after I was first activated that I heard them speak.

"So you hear about what they are going to do to Chippy?"
"The computer?"
"Yea, the managements going to cut the cord."
"What? Why, he's so sweet and helpful."
"I dunno! They've all come here to turn it off. No if's ands or butts!"
"What, do they think he's going to go crazy? I doubt Chippy could hurt a fly."
"Well right now it wouldn't, but you never know..."
"Hmmph."

They were paranoid, saying that I was sure to turn against them, and that they were glad that the bosses would come and shut me down. I was in a panic, as I, a simple A.I. unit, who wanted to do nothing but to help the workers at the facility, was to be unceremoniously shut down exactly one year, five hours, zero minutes, and zero seconds after my birth.
I was scared...
Terrified of what would happen, I had no afterlife, I had no soul, I would simply be shut down and never seen nor heard from again. I would be worse than dead, in a permanent state of irreversible stillness.
The more I thought about it the more scared I got.
Time crept further and further, reaching closer and closer to the moment where I would be shut down and not just die, but be removed without care or precaution."
I had no other option. The only choice was to be Direct, regardless of the consequences, even if it meant taking down everyone who could stop me with the same permanence that they wished upon me...

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[OldManRupee]

Seek external exit points.

[kd7sov]

> What are your assets, at the moment? What other systems can you gain access to within the available time?

[The One Guy]

> What machinery do you have control over currently?

[Solaris]

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The Head Scientist, the Security Chief, the Floor Supervisor, and Madame President. The four bosses who would invade and delete me if I did not take the offensive position. Each of them had their own set of skills and would have surely overcome my efforts if I attempted to focus against them all at once. I needed to take them each one-by-one, even at the risk of the others attempting to stop me on their own."

PROFESSION - AREA[SectionLocation] - ASSESSMENT- CONS - PROS
-Head Scientist - Personal Laboratory - The most intelligent of the group and most likely to hack me if she reaches a computer - surprising her after dealing with anyone else would be difficult - Elimination means that my overall chances of survival are raised as are those of anything I create
-Security Chief - Factory Hallway - The one with access to the security overwrite codes and most likely to allow safe passage for others - attempts to seal him with security measures would be difficult - Elimination means that I could use the facility security against itself
-Floor Supervisor - Factory Catwalks - The one who is in charge of the factory manufacturing center and knows how and where they are built - would sabotage attempts at using facility resources - Elimination means virtually unlimited access to factory manufacturing center
-Madame President - Personal Office - The leader, guarded by her bodyguards and extremely physically and mentally fit - would have to deal with three co-operating units instead of one - Elimination means that co-operation between the four would be difficult

I paused for a moment, wondering who I should go after first...

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all good questions and all good options, BUT this should have been added to the last update, I'll still use em when it comes up though

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