Prestige Quest

[Morphimus]

PRESTIGE QUEST

A young man stands in his living room. It just so happens that today, the 29th of January, is this young man's birthday.
Though it was twenty-three years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

[CraftyJongleur]

Hunchbump Derpface

Miles Goldman

[Morphimus]

Miles Goldman

Your name is MILES. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of interests.
What are these interests?

[Lawface]

GLADIATORIAL COMBAT and KNITTING.

[CraftyJongleur]

POLITICAL DEBATE and READING CELEBRITY GOSSIP MAGAZINES

[Blizz98]

WEAPONIZED MATHS, and MUSICAL THEATRE. And Also WEAPONIZED MATHMUSICAL THEATRE.

[Kíeros]

WEAPONIZED MATHS, and MUSICAL THEATRE. And Also WEAPONIZED MATHMUSICAL THEATRE.

I heartily second these ideas.

[CraftyJongleur]

WEAPONIZED MATHS, and MUSICAL THEATRE. And Also WEAPONIZED MATHMUSICAL THEATRE.

WAIT, NO. JUST THIS ONE. THIS IS YOUR ONLY INTEREST

[aattss]

Suicide

[Morphimus]

GLADIATORIAL COMBAT and KNITTING.

Of course you love GLADIATORIAL COMBAT and KNITTING!
To even suggest that you don't enjoy combat would be reason enough to maul someone to death!
Knitting is also something you enjoy for reasons you're not entirely certain yourself.

[Morphimus]

WEAPONIZED MATHS, and MUSICAL THEATRE. And Also WEAPONIZED MATHMUSICAL THEATRE.

I heartily second these ideas.

WAIT, NO. JUST THIS ONE. THIS IS YOUR ONLY INTEREST

POLITICAL DEBATE and READING CELEBRITY GOSSIP MAGAZINES

You suddenly get the urge to think about MATH, MUSICAL THEATER, POLITICAL DEBATE, and CELEBRITY GOSSIP MAGAZINES.

But unfortunately you don't know what MATH or POLITICAL DEBATE are.

Although MUSICAL THEATER is one of your favorite hobbies.

What will you do?

[Roselalonde]

> Practice before the next time you have to go back to the opera/amphitheater/part-time-kitting-club.

[Morphimus]

> Practice before the next time you have to go back to the opera/amphitheater/part-time-kitting-club.

You practice your skills.







You fail to not destroy your couch while practicing your axe swings.
You really are an idiot sometimes.

[Roselalonde]

> Don't worry! Every time you kill someone you always get half of their life savings. Though a lot of the time they are poor and homeless.

> Call your servants.

[Morphimus]

> Don't worry! Every time you kill someone you always get half of their life savings. Though a lot of the time they are poor and homeless.

> Call your servants.

There is no one here other than you. No one has been killed. No life savings have been earned. just a broken couch.
Unfortunately you have no servants.

[Roselalonde]

> So you have never killed anyone? Wow, lame.

[Lawface]

> Knit yourself some battle armor.

[Roselalonde]

> Knit yourself some battle armor.

> Knit yourself a blonde wool beard.

[P_equals_NP]

Kill someone until they agree to be your servant.

[Morphimus]

> Knit yourself some battle armor.

> Knit yourself a blonde wool beard.

You successfully knit some BEARD-ARMOR for yourself. As a result, your CRAFT stat is improved.

[Roselalonde]

> Knit some mittens.

[Lawface]

> Plug wool into socket.

[Morphimus]

> Plug wool into socket.

You wonder if...



Yeah, that was probably one of the stupidest things you could have done right now. But that was inevitable judging from your hideously low GUILE stat.


Your health bar has taken a pretty serious hit.

> Knit some mittens.

You can't knit mittens now that your BALL OF YARN is charred beyond use.

[P_equals_NP]

allright then, just leave. out the door. TO ADVENTURE

[Kíeros]

allright then, just leave. out the door. TO ADVENTURE

But take the pottedplant first; who knows when you'll need a pottedplant?