Quotables: The Quotes thread

[Inconspicularity]

All kinds of quotes can go here, funny quotes, philosophical quotes, amusing quotes, stupid quotes, silly quotes, game quotes, self quotes, any kind of quote at all.

I'll start.
"If you don't contribute something that truly resonates with your soul into the world, no one will know who you really are." - Tobias Mollstam

"The internet: Where you go for arguments about the penis shape of fictional aliens.
The internet: Where you go for extreme psychoanalysis of fictional characters to find out about more fictional characters
The internet: Where you go to get into arguments about the names of fictional pastel-coloured equines." - In0q

"Mike Hunt is a bad name." - Unknown

"There are small, awesome moments where the world is a fair place" - In0q

QUOTES!

[Varkarrus]

"I turned and there before me was a pale boner. It's rider was death, and hades was coming from behind"
aka turn the word horse into boner and you suddenly have deathhades /ship.

[Quirk]

“When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.” - Desiderius Erasmus (or alternate version: I have turned my entire attention to Greek. The first thing I shall do, as soon as the money arrives, is to buy some Greek authors; after that, I shall buy clothes.)

Guy had his priorities straight.

[Varkarrus]

fuck books and clothes

all of my money goes towards food
but in a hedonistic sense, not a survival sense.

[DevilEd]

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have steak because a baby can't chew it." Mark Twain

[liquidMountain]

This entire video

-Stephen Fry
Also,

"If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot."-Colin Lane

[Talleyrand]

It is unfortunate that he still has nonfree software in his computer. He needs to defenestrate it (which means, either throw Windows out of the computer or throw the computer out of the window). - Richard Stallman

[The Ace of Spades]

"Never try to argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to your level and then beat you by experience."

[TheLoneSpoon]

"Judge if you want. We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it."

[Coasterman29]

"FFFFUCK-I mean VENASAUR!" -Egoraptor

[Catstorm]

“It's very much like you're trying to reach Infinity. You know it's there, but you just don't know where--but just because you can never reach it doesn't mean that it's not worth looking for.”
― Norton Juster

[The Ace of Spades]

"FFFFUCK-I mean VENASAUR!" -Egoraptor

At least it wasn't an arrow to the knee joke...

[Catstorm]

"Say kids, did you know that knob that changes the channel on your TV comes off? Why don't you pull it off right now! Then you'll be sure to be here next week! And the week after that! And the week after that! And the week....."
- Bullwinkle puppet, Rocky and Bullwinkle

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Allegedly - there are no clips of this but it was mentioned on TVTropes.

[Coasterman29]

"Don't hurt him, I don't like Violence," -Skrillex

"Let's get that mosh pit started over there" -Skrillex

[kraine]

Then share thy pain, allow that sad relief;
Ah, more than share it! give me all thy grief.
Heav'n first taught letters for some wretch's aid,
Some banish'd lover, or some captive maid.
They live, they speak, they breathe what love inspires,
Warm from the soul, and faithful to its fires,
The virgin's wish without her fears impart,
Excuse the blush and pour out all the heart,
Speed the soft intercourse from soul to soul,
And waft a sigh from Indus to the Pole.

It's an excerpt from Eloisa to Abelard by Alexander Pope. I've had it memorized for years. c:
Also, it's referring to a letter being written.

This one by George Carver is awesome:
"If you love it enough, anything will talk with you."

And one from me:
"My cheeks are drunk."

[Coasterman29]

"YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!" -Fluttershy (ohshit man I did not just go there)

[Talleyrand]

I started looking for a great quote from Keats, since kraine posted some lines by Pope, but then I ended up rereading half his works again.

For, indeed, ’tis a sweet and peculiar pleasure,
(And blissful is he who such happiness finds,)
To possess but a span of the hour of leisure,
In elegant, pure, and aerial minds.

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

I'll go with two derp quotes because I find them incredibly hilarious even out of context.

"A God of War movie? Cool! That'll be just like 300 except with... greeks."

"I think it's probably because Toxic Avenger 1 2 3 came out before the fourth."

[DevilEd]

"We're not gonna grade you on your dosey doe." -My Health and Fitness teacher.

[lavenderScribbler]

"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato." -GlaDoS from Portal 2

[DevilEd]

"Kentucky i'm a elf" -CleverBot

Clearly there has never been a better poet.

[LHOOQ13]

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

[BlindedMage]

"I'd like to set an example, you know, for children and stuff," or something like that.
It's a quote of a quote, I suppose, because the person never really said the line. It's "quoted" from "Captain Hammer" from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Because in the "news" in a certain song, there was text that read that, and it said it quoted Captain Hammer. Being Captain Hammer isn't really a real person, and the character never actually said the line... Yeah... :/

[revenantPsychologist]

"IT HUNGERS!!! ...for mooore..." -Dr. Weird

[chimaeraUndying]

"Well, it just goes to show: The more you know, the more you... know."

I'm surrounded by extraordinarily quotable friends