GPF does use suggestions, he/she just doesn't recieve a lot.
GPF does use suggestions, he/she just doesn't recieve a lot.
Check the stuff in the spoiler
[I] GPF: yo i have no idea what is happening here
Why hello there. I don't belive I have formally introduced myself, even after appearing two times before and speaking several others. I am Great Pikmin Fan, or at least a projection of him in this story. I am the man behind this bizzare, lengthy madness.
So erm.... Recap time? Recap time.
[Also, from now on, I'm comming up with some commands myself for the rest of the story. You can still suggest at any time, but I'll throw in my own stuff in along with it. Like with the next page right now.]
[I] GPF: Recap.
Hoo boy... this is going to take some time....
INTERMISSION ACT 4
Lets leeve the mario place for a minite here and go abck to Earth.
[I] ABOUT 3 HOURS LATER...
Sweet Rose and Hella Dave
[I] PICK 1 OF THEM
THE 3RD AND FINAL CHARACTER SELECT OF THE MARIO INTERMISSION.
This is 1 exception to the "Only command those inside the Mario Session" rule you CAN Ccommand Rose Roxy and Dave and I gues AR? in this even though theyre on Earth..)
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[I] BE ROSE AND ROXY
(The carrying is making rose all wwavvy)
[From now on, good and evil twins with the same initials will be reffered to with "+" or "-" in commands. Roxy would be "-RL," and Rose would be "+RL," for example.]
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[I] -RL, +RL: Exit house.
You two go outside your HOUSE.
Argh! Too many pestering!
[I] +RL: Answer Edith.
[I] +EQ: Reveal yourself.
What da FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
(Wait no its not rip)
Your not Edith right now. In fact, you won't be for quite a while. Let's get back to Rose and Roxy, sholl we?
You (Rose) answer Kanaya.
Also Roxy follows map to see that the key to the treshure is guarded by DOGGIE.
[I] Doggy: Let them have the key.
So ok you RUN!!
You don't have the time rite now to answer Spongebob tho but you will on the next page.
Show The logs
Welp now we no wy Rose and Roxy look like shit when we saw them in IA3.
But wy was Roxy acting like SoberGamzee?
Well it cant be because she ws sober because SoberRoxy is NTO SoberGamxzee if you read the shipping intermission you see she's like Raj from BBT wheeere she can't talk to men unless drunk.
At leest Roxy got the key. And Rose no more pestering.
Here's the chest.
Welp wer about to go back to the characte select and you can be Dave pretty soon or your almost over with if you picked Fdave first because you found Rose and Roxy to be boring peeses of shit or wanted a cleer narration or whatever reason.
(BUT IT'S NOT NEXT PAGE KEEP READING)
EDIT OUTSIDE OF THE CLOSING AN: Adding the time for when Spongebob starts trolling Rose.
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[I] -RL: Break bottle.
You really wish your sister didn't see your PRON COLLECKSHIN.
It's sjahj IN COLOR NOW! (but not dave)
Dave looks a little faded because... well, you'll see (have seen?) if you select (have selected?) Dave's part in rhe character select.
EDIT1: Autoresponder's (Yes, BB is AR/Dirk, which you should know if you've read the Shipping Intermission) chumhandle in the closing line of the pesterlog was colored in, both the name and the initials. During Pesterchum conversations, only the latter is colored (well in canon it's kind of random but that's how it works in SJAHJ), so I'm trying to keep it consistant.
(ADDED NOTE DURING EDIT: One nice thing about the forums here is that since the default text color isn't black, having a black texted color makes their text seem darker than the normal forum text, which I thought was just a neat little touch. Unfortunatley, this doesn't really work in the mirror unless you change the text color... assuming I'm remembering right and you can do that....)
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[I] BE DAVE AND ART
You are now the sanekid.
Roxy has just hijacked a tank from somewhere deep inside your BIGASS GOLD MANSION and rode it to the TRANSPORTALIZER connecting your house with the Lalonde's.
Dirk's not with you anymore. (But you don't know that yet.) As you, the reader, should have seen several hundred pages ago, he had entered the Mario game as Link, leaving you, Dave, with just yourself and Dirk's autoresponder. Well, technically you're not alone. Lurking somewhere around here is your SIS, who is really your MOTHER but you really don't want to get into that. Your family history is a very bloody one, as is that of the Lalondes and especially the Harleys.
Also lurking around is SQUAREWAVE, SAWTOOTH, and DIRK'S BROBOT, but because your house is so large you don't think you'll see them unless they were actually looking for you. Robot building is one of the things your brother has over you, so of course he would demonstrait it ironically by building two rapbots. And by making a sparing opponent.
Oh look. Speaking of his creations, Dirk's auto responder is messaging you.
[I] DS: Sleep.
[I] DS: Dream.
Let's take advantage of this situation to explain dream mechanics.
This clusterfuck you (reader) see here is what's inside your (Dave's) mind. But you're not interested in any of this right now. Well, okay, you might be a little interested, but there's no time for distractions.
Within a MIND, people normally have MUCH MORE STABILITY to their IMAGINATION GAUGE. Yours, even outside of your mind, is so high and stable that the only thing that can really wake you up from inside your dreams is DEATH OF THE DREAMSELF THAT IS CONJURED. But you try not to let that happen. You normally have such high control of yourself that nothing you CONJURE within your mindscape can kill you, so nearly all of your dream self deaths are caused by your dream self wandering OUTSIDE OF YOUR DREAMS.
A person can have an infinite number of dream selfs as a new one is conjured each time you sleep (and, unless you use ABSTRACTED THOUGHT, the old one VANISHES once you wake up). It's just that dream self deaths have... REALLY UNCOMFTERABLE CONSEQUENCES, which you do not want to talk about.
[I] Dream DS: Leave dream.
Hopefully, a few rabid fans won't kill you.
Especially seeing how many tricks you have up your dream sleave.
[I] DS: Abstracted thought.
Part of your awareness detatches itself and goes into the other you.
Your REAL SELF stays awake in order to continue with your updates like nothing is happening.
Now let's look outside your win-
Your dreamself splits into three Daves and use your powers to access pesterchum from a distance.
Being in three, you can now have each of your copies answer someone at a time, saving yourself a lot of annoyance. The real you will get the memory back after these dreamselfs fade.
With your dream skills, you can also see what other people are doing. And while pestering AR, you can see what he sees, which is to say that you can see a lot.
(Almost everyone will be seen through splitscreen or otherwise later; ODP isn't really that important to be seen since he's still in the courtroom.)
[I] DS: Look out window.
And thus one of your dream selfes is freed up from conversation, meaning that this one can now use TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE.
EDIT1: Whoops I had a typo with Dave's second to last line ("you should no" instead of "you should know.") Dave's not supposed to make typoes, like Rip.
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the yellow text is too bright as usual. maybe give it a black background instead of changing the shade of yellow.
I definately need to go back and read the rest of this again.
Check the stuff in the spoiler
[I] -EQ: Reveal yourself.
[You'll see what the "-" means during Rose and Roxy's arc.]
We're not going to be him just yet. Let's get back to Dave.
[I] DS: Temporal Replicsimile.
You use that move.
Oh yeah, I guess I should have mentioned that you're hiding Condesce in here too. Dirk and the AR know but your sis does not.
EDIT: added line giving a link to show what TR is for those that didn't read Problem Sleuth. (Also adding a period at the end of the command on that same panel but that's not really that important.)
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The green one goes into the past. The red, the future.
PAST DAVE enters Sollux's hive, about one hour before Troll Town is transported into the Mario game. (2:14, to be specific.) Sollux and his good twin are sleeping. You'll wake the former up later in order to get shit done. You know where he sleeps: He always picks the red side of the cocoon.
[Also, that way I get to have a good excuse for Dave to NOT pull out the other Captor, since as of this update he hasn't been seen yet. He and the other A1 trolls probably won't be for quite a while, so don't be surprized if I pull several blatant "unseen character" shticks with him and the rest.]
FUTURE DAVE enters the inn that John, Jade, Jane, Jake, Dirk, FIRE John, and Nepeta were sleeping. But this is just a nice coincidence. You were really planning on accessing the TWO SECRET ENTRANCES to World 8-4, and this inn is sort of like the point in between them.
So... your future self feels like entering John (Well... the one that's not dressed in white and red. You don't know why there's two of him yet.) and Jade's dreams and teach them a little a few dream tactacs.
We won't be focusing on these guys for a while, however.
[I] Dream DSs: Exit house.
Your remaining two dream selfes finally leave your house. One of you drifts off to check on John and Jade as well as answer Spongebob.
[I] Dream DS: Deal with fandumb.
The other punches the leader of your love-hate fandumb group in the snout to establish superiority.
Hehehe you made a Problem Sleuth reffrence.
So yeah the basic thing is, these five girls and one guy have been attacking your house or something. But you wouldn't worry about it. It only looks like they scratched it a little. Hehe, scratch like the scratch in Coolstuck You really wish you didn't have such stupid thoughts like that.
EDIT: Mispelled "believe" as "belive" on Dave's final line.
EDIT2: The second line by the fanboy accidentally had "FANBOY1" preceeding it. This was when I thought of having more fanboys in the group of six.
EDIT3: Dialoglog had "Show Pesterlog/Dialoglog" before because originally there was going to be some pestering with AR I think. Editting it out.
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Oh look. You think you can make out Rose and Roxy over the-.
Wait they look injured. You should probably visit them before going to John and Jade's Mario game.
You drift a little closer to th-
Holy shit they are injured.
This following panel will show you in color now. To view Rose and Roxy in color, please go through their part of the character select screen. Luckily for you, that won't take that long, since the very next panel will link back to the character select.
(And no, the dream-self stuff isn't making you look paler. Or it might be, since it would make sense and all, but for reffrence it isn't in this panel. You look like this but with a black outline and a brighter red disc normally.)
[I] CLICK HER AFTER BEING BOTH OF THEM.
Yu r now ROSE.
Oh my! is it starting to RANE?
EDIT: Wait this isn't TV Tropes/Wikipedia. Changed the formatting of the "Really" in the last sentence of the closing AN.
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[I] Dream DS: Stop making out with Rose and be Past Dream DS.
...You only follow the second part of that command. Your MAKEOUTS tend to take quite a bit of time, just like a certain other blonde couple from Total Drama Island. No wait you hate that show.
You are now Past Dream Dave. You are currently pulling Sollux out of his recuperacoon.
[I] Past Dream DS: Stop making out with Sollux and be Future Dream DS.
While you weren't doing the first part of that command, you would rather have that happen than have him lecture you when he's in his 'down' fraze. No wait. You have a girlfriend. If Rose caught you cheating on her she would freak out like Courtney did in Total Drama World Tour when- ARGHHHH!
You only have two weaknesses: (Well actually three as seen by the end of the last act, but we don't know what it is yet.) Total Drama and your let's play of Simpsons: Hit and Run.
So enough about that. You have entered Jade's dreamscape and you are now showing her how to use her dream powers by practacing on FLUTHLU, whom you have conjured up.
You also send a siginal to John. Not the FIRE John, since you don't know of his wherabouts. Or that he even exists, for that matter.
This leads to a conversation in John's dreams which we have already read.
And the following log is not that conversation, so read it I guess.
Unfortunatley, Jade fades and returns to her dreams before really getting to do anything. Her SUBCONCIOUS dreams up another DREAM SELF for her.
[I] Future Dream DS: Stop making out with Jade and be that other Dream DS.
Why would you want to do what the first part of that command says you were doing? She might be a nice girl and all, but Jade smells like dead fish.
Anyway, this Dave isn't doing anything too interesting.
Except that he's about to get mobbed by more fanboys and fangirls as they arrive in their cars, as you can see in the bottom of this image.
[I] Dream DS: Stop making out with your fan/hateclub and be Future Dream Dave again, only a little more into the future.
You are still trying to keep Jane and Jake from catching up with John and Jade at this point in time. Although...
You proceed to explain that Future Dave will use Temporal Replicsimile again, splitting into two more copies. Both of the copies has spawned/will spawn in the Lalonde's kitchen, where they will replenish their DREAM METERS using alcohol.
Oh look. He's already starting it. Not that this surprises you, of course. Given that you WERE him, and in a sense you still are, unlike the inward journey counterparts that you kind of hope are being created right now so that you won't have to worry about Roxy force-feeding you any of the gatorade.
While you were expositing, the two break from your grasp and go into the castle. They thankfully don't follow John and Jade, since the portals they used had been closed.
[I] Past Future Dream DS: Stop making out with Jane and Jake and be Rose and Roxy.
ok deese mackout jokes r DUM.
You are now Lalonde in the future of tomorrow were you are enter the Mario game and r going thru it. You in World 6.
[I] +RL, -RL: Stop makking ot with eechother and LET'S GET BAK TO JOHN AND JADE!!!!
Ok WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU NOT MAKIG OUT WITH EACHOTHER.
Yu r now EXPLOSING 8-4. Here's music.
You are very DEAP in this place. You've killed lots of badguys and done a lot of offscreen leveling up. There is a FURK in the roacd.
RECAP LIST OF EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM:
John (Mario Egbert)
Jade (Luigi Hardley)
Jane (Wario Egbert)
Jake (Γuigi (Waluigi) Harley)
Jean (John's counterpart)
Jude (Jade's counterpart)
Joan (Jane's counterparrt)
Jaka (Jake's counterpart)
Elitaa (Shitty fntroll)
ITS EESIER TO LIST WHO'S NOT:
Puerco (Elitaa's "good twin")
The other good twins
EDIT: Forgot to put the "[I]" tags in front of the first two commands I gave to Dave.
EDIT2: Added FIRE John to the list of people that wasn't with the group. Because really, why should I leave him out?
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[I] KV: Turn arond.
Since Gamzee already set the quantem thingy, they telepear in Sollux house.
EDIT: Accidentally wrote Gamzee's first line in the last panel with GM preceeding it, rather than TC. Since it's a pesterlog, not spoken.
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[I] MME, FIRE ME: COMBINE TO FORM...
You FUSE COMBINE.
You become... my gawd... YOU BECOME....
1/2 FIRE MARIO EGBERT.
You may have twice the helth and twice the magicks meters, but you can only use HAFF of the moves. The NORMAL John part of you is hapy that you get to fire flower, but the FIRE part is sad cuz he can't do it as well in this form. But both of you want the FIRE you to be happy. So you'll unfuse.
Hay cool theres a chinese food restrant rite by The Evil.
[I] All: Ascend up the tower.
Screw the Pincess, you ALL want to eet sum of this.
GOD YOUR SO FUCKING HUNGRY NONE OF YOU ATE FOR ALL DAY!
oly the kids drank gatorade.
Show Dumpling Paradox log
I MADE A BAKGROUND FOR JANE CUZ SHE WANTS TO TALK A LITTLE MORE VISIBLE TO BE A PROPER LADY.
so there was a betty crocker [BC].
and this guy who was named the pranking harlequin [PH].
and PH met BC and stuff out in the oshin.
and they got to no eechother and stuff and fell in love.
They got marryd and had kids.
But there was... something abnormal about it.
Before the marriage, BC got a curse casted on her that caused her kids to be born in equal and opposite good/evil twin pairs.
The good twin was John, who had had better skills naturally with the powers of positivity.
I'm the "evil" twin.
you know jane it's been rumored that this curse had us share the same body at first.
then we split.
kinda like with me and jean and you and joan.
sadly, since we were all crocker heirs, there was lots of ASSASINATION ATTEMPTS at us.
PH and BC thought they could fend themselfs off...
but when they had us, they didn't want to take the risk.
They were about to put us up for adoption, but then this man suddenly came and adopted both of us.
He is Mr. Pop Egbert and a very good father.
But he took the clown theme of PH and kind of overkilled it.
yeah that guy became our dad.
so that's about it.
so lets start when they were kids
there were these three boys raised at an orphanige
they were orphans because they - like john and jane - where heirs to some pretty high-priced shit
unlike them, their biological parents were assasinated
so lets say who these motherfuckers are!!! (i guess you can say..... they will be motherfuckers since theyll fuck our mothers!!)
okay okay sheesh
im gonna call them by nicknames since it sounds cooler
and i dont know any of their real names
this one dude was known as reddy mccoolshades [RC]. hes dave and dirks dad and one badass mofo too. thats all you need to know about him
there was another badass known as the drunken obliterator [DO] hoo was the master at fiting when he was drunk. he was also some kind of "wissard" and knew the magics. hes rose and roxys dad
RC and DO were... "friends" but im shure they was in a gay relationship
the third guy was adventure dude [AD]. hes the dad of me jude jake and jaka but hes kind of LAME
aw come on jake!!!!!
AD got sick of the orphanage
cuz those guys there were jerks!!
he stormed off out into the sunset
although since the sun was rising since he was like, escaping at night...... you could say he rode off into the sunRISE!! lol
noone thought that was funny?
well this is where the evil bitch came in
her nickname was the sleepy dogwoman [SD]
er..... the dogGIRL since she was just a girl at this point in the story
but thats gonna change soon since im not detailing how they grow up
she knew who RC was and was all like, "hay bitch your family was from rich right?"
being the "friend" he was, DO tryd to say, "dont do anything to him do it to me!!!!!!"
but she didnt know about hoo DO was since his family was mostly famous for what they did in some asian country with a bizzare name adn SD only really studied AMERICAN heroes back them
she took off with him on her DOG, kidnapping him
the orphanage did nothing about this since they were jerks!!
for about a decade and a haff SD didnt make RC do anything TOO bad
she mostly just made him wash her dishes and shit. and sometimes rob a bank or something
but she still made him into her slave. being an orphan herself and living in her own house, SD didnt have anyone living with her that she needed to explain herself to
and eventually, thru some sick way....
they started getting along a little, and against all odds
he began to love her
Aw........ just like Mindfang.
D --> GOOD GRAVY!
wwhat you meen like a kismeses
dammit jade you alway say this when you tell people about our parents.....
THIS MAKES DAVE AND I SORT OF LIKE SIBLINGS HUH??????
I still cannot belive you can't take the time to remember my dad's name.
I keep informing you it's Berton.
but they didnt have me and dave
they did, ONCE THEY WERE OLD ENUFF, had a kid named dick
and next this is where the story gets REELY interesting:
the ship battle
now lets introduce the last other two ancestors
ther both chicks in case you werent paying attention and theyre adults at this point in time cuz there childhood wasnt important
dave and dirks mom was known as sum katana chick [KC]
she was also kind of like from a asian contry and trained there a lot with her katana
she had been hired by the other ancestor, grand highbuck lalonde [GH] who was really rich, to be her bodygard
and they were about to host a cruise ship ride
a really fucking FANCY ride
so of course SD wuld want to steel it
oh and btw DO was on this ride too
GH also hired DO to be her bodygard too some time ago
btw DO moved out of the orphanage at age 18 cuz they were jerks
hell i even think RC had a better time being SDs slave/servant compared to the orphanage since she fed him reel food and shit
RC did all the "minor work"
like taking out the more unimportant security gards
throughout SDs and RCs pirating they picked up lots of super powerful wepons
up to and including shit that can move thru time
so john you said during you ectobiology shit to create lord major quimy that 1 of the monitors showed a plant that looks like a cue stick?
i am almost CERTAIN that that is the time plant. eating it lets the person who ate it travel around for brief periods
it also had some temporal skills itself too, but it doesnt use them since its a fucking plant
when quimby was ecto-made, he had the abilitys of the plants DNA and culd move thru time
and.... im not shure but i think that the ectoDNA of ed edd n eddy: the mis edventures allowed him to extend that to not just a few inches or seconds per travel but to the point where he can nearly manipulate all of spacetime to himself
but im getting myself sidetracked here
just ask aranea
ill tell you later
but for now, im telling ANCESTORS!!!!! to these trolls!
lalonde then sent KC to go after them, while DO stayed to protect her
man yu just KNOW that if she sent the man to do the asskicking wile the woman protected her shed be called sexist
jade we talked about this.......
so KC was fiting RC becuz SD sent him out to fite so that she cule steel the riches from GH herself
oh yeah and i gues i shuld mention they took dick there because it was dicks 19th birthday and they wanted to give him a "present" of shitloads of cash
they then got along at there like of sords and anime
bordering on a relationship
she made RC question if he reely liked SD
drunky there is then sad that his "frend" has ben acshally working for SD
they also semed to have been forming a little ROBOUND relationship
Well yeah when you put it that way.
Jade, your doing this all wong.
My father did not give up on Dave and Dirk's dad so easily.
so there WAS a gay relationship
come on rose its more obvious then spongebob and patrick
and then SD was wocking around when she found AD
AD as it turns out was ALSO abord the trip
and around here is where the striders parents and the lalondes parents started having coitus
and SD, AD, and dick wocked in on RC and KC
SD was like "AW HELL NAW REDDY MCCOOLSHADES YOU DID NOT JUST CHEET ON MEH NOT COOL D:<"
and then RC hoo waas finished by this point said, "GIRL, YES I DID!!! MMM HMMM!"
dick was, "YOOOOOO I SAW MY DAD SLEEPING!!"
and then SD was all, "YEAH AND YOULL SEE UR MUM SOON!! SOME ON ADVENTURE DUD!"
ands then AD was all like, "girl i aint sleeping with tat until i see your ass turn arond"
so she turned and AD was all, "DAYMMMM!!!"
and they did it rite there and dick was like "YOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Wait When Did This Turn Into Jerry Springer
At this page. Don't worry, you don't appear to have missed anything.
this story is just terble i prefer the one about john and janes parents
aw come on! were just getting to the REALLY exciting part!
there were also these... "law-abiding fugitives"
looking back and remembering what rip told me i think thy where the millennium
they time traveled to the scene with their boss or something since they do stuff like going thru time since there boss can apearantly time travel
one of them had had sum plans......
i no it was a girl and if theey WHERE the millennium it mite be rip
dude im shure it IS rip
dave said shes up to no good
plans to make some good/evil twin pairs
so this person who im 99% shure is rip began to cast a spell