Sweet Jade and Hella John: Computers work through the Afterlife.

[BenBen]

GPF does use suggestions, he/she just doesn't recieve a lot.

[Mibbs]

GPF does use suggestions, he/she just doesn't recieve a lot.

yes but updating two full pages with no suggestions is not a forum adventure it is a comic

[Great Pikmin Fan]

AN:

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you should have this moved to the fan project forum as you are not using any suggestions

Well technically I think Artbound is the proper forum for fan fic but yeah you have a point. But I'm still open to suggestions, though, even if nobody has posted one for some time.

Another day where the mirror will be listed as being updated tomorrow.

[I] GPF: yo i have no idea what is happening here


Why hello there. I don't belive I have formally introduced myself, even after appearing two times before and speaking several others. I am Great Pikmin Fan, or at least a projection of him in this story. I am the man behind this bizzare, lengthy madness.

So erm.... Recap time? Recap time.

[Also, from now on, I'm comming up with some commands myself for the rest of the story. You can still suggest at any time, but I'll throw in my own stuff in along with it. Like with the next page right now.]

[I] GPF: Recap.


Hoo boy... this is going to take some time....

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-- ACT ONE: THE GATEWAY TO MADNESS --

Sweet Jade and Hella John begins with John Egbert and Jade Harley in the former's house, with him suggesting that they should be Mario and Luigi respectivley.

-- MARIO INTERMISSION --

--- INTERMISSION ACT ONE: WARPING TO THE WARP ZONE ---

John and Jade's first action after donning their new Mario costumes (although Jade's, in her default sprite, looks like Homer Simpson with a poorly recolored shirt) is for Jade to uncaptchalouge a large yellow ship. They ride it from the window of John's house, which has been transported into World 1-1, through the window of Hank Hill's house. This makes Hank Hill quite angry and lands him a spot as one of John's (and Jade's) enemies.

While still flying through Hank's house, Jade explains the bare basics of the game. Bowser is dead (this wasn't said by Jade but rather stated directly by the narrator), and instead the duo has to fight one "The Evil" who has kidnapped the Princess, and then the Princess will give them a kiss for saving them. Jade also explains that a certain white texted fellow gave her some of this information, and that the reason why they just trashed Hank's house was because they were trying to get to a hidden portal leading to a warp zone in order to skip the game.

While flying, a Yoshi egg is sedificated on the ship from an unknown source. John, after a brief vote from the suggestions, rides the Yoshi, while a lonley Jade decides to read her magazine Boobs. It is around this point that the ship enters the portal, and ends up in a black void leading to an exclusive Warp Zone area. However, the actual trip to the zone from here takes three hours. During this time Jade attempts to cook the egg that the Yoshi watched in and John somehow gets the egg under the ship, setting them both ablaze. John fumbles around his sylladex trying to get out a bucket of water. However, only being able to take out what's on the first card (also the last item put in, meaning his has a First in, Last Out system of FILO), he holds the first item, a laxative, out on his hand. Before he can put it down, Yoshi eats it, and also sets the ship on crap as well. A combination of this and the fire makes it start to lose control.

Meanwhile, the three hours have nearly passed, and Jade suffers a nosebleed (also the only time in the comic that blood is colored dark red instead of red; that was due to an error) and flies off the ship. To prevent her magazine from getting destroyed in the fire or from losing it, she captchalogues it, and gets punched by the card due to her modus. This modus in question is said to be very usefull, with some of its skills being demonstrated later on in Intermission Act Four. Jade goes flying off, and John starts to lose control of the ship, but he finally arives at the Warp Zone and must crash the ship somewhere.

It is then that the rest of the planets are revealed:

• World 1: The grass world.
• World 2: The desert world.
• World 3: The beach/ocean world.
• World 4: The sky world.
• World 5: The cave world.
• World 6: The forest world.
• World 7: The ice world.
• World 8: The lava world. (Mistakenly reffered to as "Hell," even though that's a different location entirley. More of that later.)

--- INTERMISSION ACT TWO: TRECKING THE EIGHT PLANETS ---

SPLIT: EVENTS FROM JOHN'S PERSPECTIVE

The Yellow Ship crashlands in the ice world. While on the penultimate planet John and Yoshi encounter Nepeta, who had fallen from a prank done by Vriska. The duo quickly adds her to their party. They then meet Dirk, who was playing an immersive Zelda game as John and Jade are playing an emmersive Mario game. Dirk is added to the party as well.

While messing around with the options, John deliberatley disobeys an order from Jade and clicks "Check Quarterly Earnings," which triggers a dating minigame between him and the next person in line on the party menu. In this case, Nepeta, as John has combined himself with Yoshi so that he can ride on him, as a way to get around the "only three people can fight at a time" rule. The first stage of the date is interrupted when a creepy baby doll head, soon revealed to be created by Gamzee as per a request from Hank Hill in an attempt of revenge for the window incident, chases them away from the restaurant. They meet another foe in the second part of the date, the movies, when Yoshi's evil twin who was still in the egg when John cooked it, wandered around the planet for revenge. Evil Yoshi was just about to shoot fire breath at the two dating kids when John and Nepeta confess their love, kiss, and end the date. They are then teleported back to the main section of the planet. This fire ignites the threater.

Not far into World 7-1 the group of four come across a wereworf (Captain from Hellsing) with a yellow "9" hat, and John is pestered by one hellishHuntress (HH). HH, who also speaks without typoes, gives John an unusual warning about fighting Captain. After Captain simply leaves to look for a hidden ship with treasure, the group comes across a pit. John and Good Yoshi, whom are still in their "combined" riding formation, attempt to jump over, but it turns out there was an invisible coin block there. John sacrifices Good Yoshi by jumping off of him in order to get to the other end of the pit, only to find out that the pit wasn't that deep. He then trys to get Good Yoshi out by getting a whistle for him to call for help, but it was a warp whistle, which warps Good Yoshi to World 8-4.

It is not long after this point that Jade joins them.

SPLIT: EVENTS FROM JADE'S PERSPECTIVE

Jade lands on Vriska, having landed in Troll Town, an area not a part of the eight other worlds. After calling an ambulance to get Vriska off to the hospital, Jade explores the twelve hives of the trolls hanging out over there. She soon meets Karkat, who tells her that he needs to be in a part of a duel against a trol (a rival race to trolls) named Anger Crabman. It turns out that this duel is one of a Yu-Gi-Oh CCG match, and Karkat hid a powerful card in Nepeta's new hive. They enter the hive, only to find that it's appearantly haunted. They find the card, but are met with a Waterwraith (a creature from the Pikmin series) with an orange "13" hat. Like John, Jade is also pestered by the mysterious HH. She tells her to run away from the Waterwraith. Her and Karkat do so, and make it outside, albeit still being chased by the creature. Karkat salts the Waterwraith and drinks it to try to stop it. The first doesn't appear to do anything, but the second causes Karkat to pass out and undergo hysteria. Confused, Jade opens a memo, eventually getting advice from Gamzee to try to negate the effects of the Wraterwraith's plasma with some supor slime. This only works long enough to keep Karkat going through the duel match.

With this all settled, at least for now, Karkat directs Jade to what he thinks is the pipe leading to World 8-4. Instead, Jade is warped one-way to World 1-1. Infuriated at his mistake, Jade gives a strong hate message to Karkat before quickly navigating to World 7-1 and catching up with John's team.

SPLIT: EVENTS FROM OTHER PERSPECITVES

Vriska is escorted to a hospital where her Doctor proposes a way to fix her broker legs, but before he can do the operation he is stabbed by Hank Hill. It is then revealed that the Doctor is a member of a mysterious group of corrupt people known as the Millennium. Vriska, strongly dissapointed, leaves the place in a wheelchair only to find Tavros right outside. Vriska then reveals that she made a karma list and wants Tavros to help her fix everything on it. They attempt to do their first item, Vriska paralysing Tavros (the item in question was added onto the list by Tavros himself), by trying to revive the Doctor and get genetic engineering operation on both of them. They attempt to go to World 8 for an extra life to transfer to Doctor, with Vriska not wanting to find a random 1-up in Troll Town because it's too easy, but Vriska's rocket runs out of fuel and lands in World 4.

Meanwhile, the Silencer (that baby doll head) comes to life and wanders into the movie theater where Evil Yoshi is at. Before Silencer enters, Hydra of the Millennium enters through the flames and extinguishes them with his sea dwelling blue head. Evil Yoshi evolves into a Charhazard, scaring the Hydra into leaving. This is where the Silencer enters, and uses its powers to create real-life copies of three people in the merged movie that is still playing. (The power is not directly taking them out of the movie; it's just copying their data.) The three taken out were Homer Simpson, a nude bank robberer who highly resembles Problem Sleuth, and an equally nude ghost woman that's said to be immortal. These five band up to form a team with one common goal; attacking John and Jade.

Gamzee and Aradia start up a double date with Terezi and Feferi, but it comes to a quick halt after the two "Ed turkey ala-kings" were really naked Eds. Also, Hank questions as to whether or not the waiter is Walter, another of the Millennium, in disguise. It turns out that he is really the Ice King, who flies over to World 8-4 to try to kidnap the Princess. He fails, getting stabbed by a crystal shard from the Crystal King, one of The Evil's forces.

THE FOX CREW

The Fow Crew consits of Hank Hill, Cleveland Brown, Peter Griffin, and Stan Smith. As I said before, their enemies are the Millennium, who want to "take over all the politics and economy." They consit of:

• Luke Valentine (1): Vampire, the self-proclaimed fancy expert with super speed and knive abilities.
• Jan Valentine (2): Vampire, a totally batshit asshole who can fire "fuck you beams."
• Tubalcain "Dandy" "Card Guy" Alhambra (3): Vampire, he basically uses razor sharp cards.
• Schrodinger (4): A catboy that uses wierd quantum shit powers.
• Zorin Blitz (5): Vampire, a sadist who's able to create illusions.
• Walter C. Dornez (6): An expert in combat, uses razor sharp wires. Also is adept at disguises.
• Doctor (7): Mad scientist. The only one killed before the hitlist reveal.
• hellishHuntress/???? (8): In the first reveal of the Fox Crew's hitlist, the only implication that there's an "8" member is that there's a space between 7 and 9. However, two conversations reveal that HH, John and Jade's myterious patron guide, is a part of the Millennium, and is member #8.
• Lucky "Captain" Failington (9): Werewolf, the self-proclaimed super natural trumpcard and "good fighter." In contrast to his canon persona, he's extremely talkative and emotional.
• Janitor (10): The former leader/Major of the team before some unknown event demotes him to the bottom rank.
• Eric Cartman (11): A moron, but at the same time an evil genius. Also the first person on this list who's not from Hellsing.
• Hydra (12): An expert dragon fighter with, as his name implies, three heads. Each head has a different specialty: the blue head can allow the entire dragon to breathe under water, and it alone can shoot out water; the green head shoots poison, flammable gas and can enable the entire dragon to survive extreme heat; and the yellow head (the unofficial "leader" of the three) can shoot out flaming rocks and enable the entire dragon to both turn into a statue and use fire as a gateway through space.
• Waterwraith (13): A ghost-like plasma/water thing that can only be harmed by very specific materials.
• Death Mecha (14): A huge robot specifically crafted to kill the Fox Crew. Arguably the real trump card of the team.
• Darkhorse (15): A half horse, half skeleton monster being. He's cool, at least according to Hank. He's the only one Hank Hill doesn't mind spareing in his Millennium killing spree.
• ???? (Cue Ball): Very little is known about the cue ball member even from Rip's conversations, much less at the reveal of the hit list. While there is a White Text Guy, the only hint that there is specifically a cue ball member is HH stating that there is a cue ball member who is the second in command of the Millennium.
• Lord Major Quimby. Not much is known about him as of the hitlist reveal other than that he's "corrupt."

Peter is stationed in World 2. He quickly finds Cartman, who insults him, and then spots Luke running around with his super speed, trailing up a bunch of dust in the desert sand. Peter trips Luke and sends him falling on Cartman. He then shoots them both, but soon after gets blasted by Jan's fuck you beams.

Cleveland is in World 5. He, against orders, is playing a game of strip poker against Card Guy. He cuts himself on a card, and thinking it's a trap, he prepares for attack, only to make out with him instead. Zorin notices this and sends Cleveland into an illusion. Cleveland flips the hell out but manages to grab hold of Zorin's scythe, cutting her in half. He is then shot to death by the Janitor, who takes this entire incident as an oppertunity to get a promotion by both eliminating one of the enemy and by killing a traitor. Only have of this applies as Card Guy shortly after cuts Janitor with a card.

Stan is inside the yellow ship that crashed in World 7. The Captain is there as well, searching for a ship filled with gold. (It turns out he went into the wrong ship.) Unfortunatly for Stan, he didn't bring silver, so his attacks against the Captain were useless. Schrodinger notices this and flips his coin, summoning the Death Mecha. The Death Mecha kills Stan, but carlessly kills the Captain as well. #8 finally makes an appearance by shooting Death Mecha repeatedly with the same bullet in an act of vengance for the Captain. It is then revealed that #8 is a woman by the name of Rip Van Winkle.

JOHN AND JADE'S MEETUP

To celebrate first meeting in World 7, John proposes that his team would act as Santa. They deliver a present -- through John -- to a penguin inside a house, who gladly takes the present and gives him an extra life as thanks. However, once John leaves the house, he is blown up by missles fired by Robosanta, the one of the game's extra bosses. Unknowing of the extra life, Jade picks up John's dead body and finds another random 1-up around the tundra planet (finding 1-ups, in any planet, is by no means a difficult ask) and chucks his body in it. However, the life he got from before started recreating a body for him with his original soul, this body still back with Nepeta and Dirk. The body with Jade comes back to life as well, but in a newly created soul. So, one John (the one by Nepeta and Dirk) has the original body but a different soul, and the other (the one by Jade) has the same soul but a different body. The one by Jade then eats a nearby fire flower, making him FIRE John Egbert/FIRE Mario Egbert and thus making it easier to tell the two apart.

Getting around the only-three-party-members-can-fight rule, John, Jade, and FIRE John form a tower, thus being counted as one person. FIRE John, the one on top, creates a huge fire ball, and the tower uses a special drill move to one-shot Robosanta. Rip then appears to congradulate them and explains what happened after the Captain died: she transfered an extra life to him while the Hydra broke into the yellow ship to visit them. It is also explained that Captain touched up the ship, repaired all the burn marks, and got rid of all the Yoshi crap in it. Rip had then suggested Captain to move the ship down a giant warp pipe and into Troll Town.

The Mario team goes around Worlds 7 and 8 without much trouble. 7-4 was lacking a boss fight by the time they got there because Crystal King was by 8-4 at the time. Once they reach the entrance to 8-4, the group encounters Jane and Jake as Wario and Waluigi (written as "Γuigi") respectivley. Jane is John's "evil twin" and Jake is Jade's. John tries to fight Jane into the final castle, but it turns out that Jane was at a far higher level, since they have been training and fighting a lot during the three hours that John and Jade were on the ship. Seeking refuge, the group decides to sleep at an inn that's right becides the enemy's main fortress. While there, and after everyone else went to sleep, it occurs to Dirk that he did not get any rupees/rubys. He uses the Jackpack of Progress -- the item used to advance from one world to another, each getting better than the last -- from World 7 in order to fly back to World 5 to find them. However, it was late, so he falls asleep.

John dreams that a cerulean blooded Nepeta guides him into retracing his steps in order for him to learn something important. What follows is mostly a mini recap of the story up to that point from John's perspective. Oh yeah, and it turns out that it's FIRE John, not normal John, and that there actually is a cerulean blooded Nepeta, plus one Nepeta for each of the twelve possible troll blood colors and Karkat's mutaint blood. Cerulean Nepeta had not been informed by Yellow Nepeta that they were entering the dreams of the FIRE John, so they argue for a bit until Maroon Nepeta (who appears to be half ghost) mediates and calms them down. FIRE John is eventually guided to a strong steal door. He wakes up and then goes to it, getting ready to burn it down...

SWEET TROLLS AND HELLA MORE TROLLS

Surprize! The penultimate arc of this intermission act will instead focus on the trolls.

Kanaya, Eridan, Sollux, and Equius (thought to be the last unseen A2 trolls) were dicking around in the former's house when she notices that Karkat's duel match to settle the dispute between the trolls and trols has already started. They head over there, finding that they make the only audience since nobody else could come there because Troll Town had been moved into the Mario session, where none of the trolls or trols bothered to figure out where it was. (It's accessed through a warp from John's house, or rather where it used to be.) In the middle of the match, we see Jade's heated conversation with Karkat, as well as a pesterlog involving a chartreuse texted person who goes by the trolltag chartreuseGenes. Karkat wins the duel, and Anger leaves the story permanently. However, the sopor slime wears off on him and the Waterwraith he previously drank proceeds to possess him. Waterwraith then leaves to get his hat, while the four trolls hide in the yellow ship, having being warped there from World 7 thanks to the Captain.

Meanwhile, Terezi, Feferi, Gamzee, and Aradia are still in the middle of their dating thing with the naked Eds. Terezi takes on how there's two beings that look exactly alike, with them revealing that they are really terminators sent by an unknown source. The terminators cause them to do a 2x kiss combo to warp out of the dating minigame (taking advantage of the game's mechanics), and they hide in the same ship. It is not long before they encounter the first group.

Waterwraith finds all eight of the trolls, but Captain, who had still been in the ship, tells him not to kill any of the trolls since it's against Millennium code, and commands him to unpossess Karkat. After that happens, Hank Hill finds the ship and enters it, and then transfers an extra life over to Stan's dead body, which is still in the ship. A chain of opinions leads to the trolls wanting to go over to 8-4 for various reasons, so Sollux, who was the exception to this, leaves the ship and uses his powers to push it over to the direction of the final stage.

Early on the ride, Karkat gets trolled twice. Once is by Sollux, saying the ride will take ten hours. The other is by the Other CG, who says that she's coming after him. Also, Stan and Hank encounter the terminators, but Stan manages to reprogram them onto his side. Out of frustration, Karkat gets into a rather heated argument with Equius about Other CG, prompting to Terezi and Feferi trying to set up a mediation using Gamzee.

Back on World 4, Tavros stops Vriska's lusis (which is considerably smaller compared to in canon) from eating trolls by making her a vegitarian. Him and Vriska then rest at an inn, and find themselves both able to walk again. Vriska tries to use this in order to pull off some sort of glitch, sending her into the yellow ship, where Other CG is briefly shown once more, debating over something with Karkat and Terezi. She lands by the bedroom, hitting a then-sleeping Kanaya in the face and later getting exposited on by her.

Other CG turns out to be a troll who's blood color is in the slot between Nepeta and Sollux, a color that has not been elaborated on in canon as of the time of the writting. Her name is Elitaa Sinois, and she is an equal bloodrights activist who for some reason looks like the troll version of some unholy hybrid of John and Jade. She checks on what the trolls are doing. Aradia was in the middle of trying to keep Gamzee from going sober, Equius was starting to flip the fuck out about the missing Nepeta case, and Karkat, Terezi, Eridan, and Feferi were discussing about racism. Elitaa joined in, but that conversation was almost completely unimportant so I won't go into detail about it. It ends in Eridan trying to duel Terezi over Feferi, but then Feferi slaps him. Karkat, Terezi, and Elitaa also agree to debate over wether or not Troll Town should have a representitive for Karkat's mutaint cast, or one of Elitaa's.

Back in the present, Tavros has even worse luck than Vriska. He lands in World 3 instead of the yellow ship or troll town, and uses his commune powers on the boss of the world, the Lurker Shark. He rips the wings off of a paratroopa and puts them on the shark, which is amphibious, allowing him to fly using the shark. While messing around, he finds Indigo Nepeta, who leads him over to a pipe which is supposed to go to 8-4.

Vriska explains her karma list to everyone and tries to help with a triple date. The people dating in question are the two couples from before, having never gotten an uninterrupted date before, and Equius and Karkat, since Gamzee was appearantly such a good mediator that he got them to be matesprits. With Vriska trying to help and Kanaya asleep at first, Eridan leaves the party and chats with the Tyrian Nepeta. This talk mentiones something about a "kickass reward." Elitaa finds him by the entrance to the bottom area, which has been blocked off by Karkat while Hank and Stan are fighting the Millennium. Feeling brave and a little idiotic, the two trolls barge in to try to make themselves be more heroic. However, they are greeting by the two members of the Fox Crew, with Hank grabbing them by the shirt/cape to try to prevent them from getting killed.

CONCLUSION

Jane and Jake had wandered into World 8-3's inn nearby World 8-4, not knowing that John, Jade, and Nepeta are sleeping there. While Jake's dream is completely unimportant, Jane dreams that she's about to kiss Jake, but gets a swift kick in the ovaries by John, who was dreaming that his "inner female self" was trying to hit on him. This is because John, in his dream, attempts to kick his IFS, but in reality kicks Jane instead.

Aware that the two are away from 8-4's entrance, the three heroes run over to the entrance only to find it blocked by Walter. Almost at the point of giving up, John turns to Morshu, who tells him that he can Jade can get into the castle another way through an "inward journey." He does so by setting up portals which link into the kids' respective rooms that they need to go into. In John's room, he finds a nothing in it but as bottle of Gatorade (as well as two doors, one locked and one blocked, and a floor door with a heavy bust on it). Jade's room at first has the same layout. John then drinks the Gatorade and passes out.

--- INTERMISSION INTERMISSION: SHITTING ON SHIPPING ---

This at first appears to be a completely seperate story. John Egbert is stranded on an island. Shortly after the intermission begins, he is saved by Tavris (Tavros and Vriska "fuse combined" together), which upsets the Auto Responder (also making the Intermission Intermission as what is currently AR's only appearance, since he has yet to be in the actually story itself), who tries to sabataoge the rescue. Dave disagrees with AR's action, and attempts to destroy the shades he's using. Firing his ship's cannons, Dave misses, and the splashes in the water get the attention of Rose, Roxy, Karkat, Terezi, and Jade. AR sends out Brobot to stop this rescue, but it hits Jake's space ship along the way, falling into the ocean and getting destroyed by sharks. Also, Aradia was drowning, and had to be saved by Gamzee on his lusis. Slowly, people start getting on the ship Tavros and Vriska were on (the SS Sprite): Terezi, Jane, Jake, Karkat, Jade, and later Rose and Roxy, and shortly after is where this gets interesting.

The shades fire a lazer at Terezi, knocking her out for a few miniutes. She had been in a memo at this time and was accusing Vriska of being the villain, and to cement it Vriska took her computer while she was unconcious and did what could be described as a mild threat. Terezi, fully convinced that she is up to no good, tries to assault her. She succeeds until Vriska and Tavros manage to tie her up temporarly. Soon afterwards, Terezi breaks free and cuts the two trolls in half with her cane while everyone else is distracted, kicking off the murders.

Meanwhile, Dave tries to fire a net at the shades during his combat against Auto Responder. He missess and instead it hits Gamzee, knocking him off into the water and leading to him getting eaten by a shark just as with Brobot. Pissed, Aradia gets on Dave's ship (The SS Slasher) and begins haunting him with the ghosts of the three recently dead trolls. In a panic, Dave goes to the SS Sprite. Also, Karkat tries to kill Terezi Of Mice and Men style, but Terezi doesn't take the bluff and cuts Karkat as well. Kanaya, who had arrived on the Sprite, witnessess this and tries to fight her, but before she can Terezi is offed by Elitaa's weapon. The weapon in question revealed to be flammable pesticides, ignited by her fire powers.

Aradia uses Karkat's ghost to kill Dave. Rose gets particularly pissed off and stabs Aradia in the chest with her needles. Jade, getting worried at all the kills, convinces John to go back to her ship -- the yellow ship -- using the ship Kanaya was on (which resembles a large copy of Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures) to show him something. Also, Sollux sees Rose killing his friend Aradia out of context and kills Rose for it. Feferi's there too. Eridan climbs aboard the SS Sprite too and challenges Sollux to a duel, and unlike in IA2, he kills his opponent.

John and Jade get on the yellow ship to find Equius. After telling him the news of Aradia's death, he storms off to the SS Sprite. It is also revealed that Jade wanted to show John a nuke. Clearly distressed, John has to be calmed by Jade telling him that the nuke is only being used as a threat, and it isn't planned to be launched any time soon. They get back, Jade threatens everyone not to kill another person, but then Equius punches Eridan's head off since he wasn't really listening to what they were saying. Jade, at first, decides not to nuke them, but then Eridan's head lands on the launch button and the nuke fires anyway.

The shades goes back to the Strider house and they pick up Dirk, who meets the others by the SS Sprite just before the nuke lands on the ship, meaning that Dirk dies too along with the rest of the people there. The blast raduis also wipes out the A1 trolls, who in this fan fic are reffered to as "good twin" trolls, even though usual troll life doesn't involve siblings. Also, Nepeta, who had been observing this for some time, sheds a tear of shipping liquid sorrow at the deaths, and swears to try to get herself involved as much as possible from now on. Too bad she was also in the blast radius, killing her off as well and finishing the chain of deaths.

After the explosion, it is then shown that the events of this intermission were all just a fan fiction... by Spongebob Squarepants. In shades. Whom appears to be in somewhere with a golden background. And with who seems to be Drew Pickles with a cue ball hat.

--- INTERMISSION ACT THREE: THE LOCKED DOORS OF SELF ---

THE INWARD JOURNEY ITSELF (PLUS WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH FIRE JOHN)

A young lady known as Jean Egbert wakes up in a room which looks like the room John was in, only lighter in color and without the floor opening. She unlocks the door leading into the backhallway, contacts Jade, explains that drinking the gatorade is supposed to lead to the creation of an opposite sex counterpart that will help them leave the area and thus complete their "inward journey." The counterparts also have a duplicate of the original's sylladex. Since these counterparts do have knowledge of the inward journey area. Also, Spongebob Squarepants contacts her and sends her both the contents of the Shipping Intermission and a fan fic pairing off John with Jade. (The latter of which is something Spongebob always does when he contacts John, Jean, or even Jade.)

Jean enters John's room and wakes him up by dancing on him. Meanwhile, John has a dream where he relives this scene of him and Jade sightseeing on the top of her house, and a rock surrounded by mysterious green energy crashlands into Hank's house. This turned out to be a rock with a carved message to John suggesting he should practace using dream self powers, given by one "Jude Harley." Jade did not known of Jude. Once again, the dream is interrupted when John's IFS returns. But before a showdown could begin, John is waken when Jean kicks him. A misunderstanding with John thinking Jean was his IFS somehow transferred into the real world ensues, with Jean getting kicked in the groin as well. Also, Good Yoshi was just outside the doors, finally marking his reappearance. Jean explains to John about the inward journey, and that the first thing they must do is go into the basement area (found by pushing the Mario statue and opening the bottom door). Inside, they find ectobiology equipment, but Jean insists that it's not supposed to be there.

FIRE John also came accross an ectobiology station in the hidden door. He encounters Indigo Nepeta, who takes out a cartrige that contains samples of every troll's blood color except the original Nepeta's. She then plugs it into a machine and John slimifies the original Nepeta, except that the monitor shows her in a cave, where she's appearantly not supposed to be in.

John slimifies what's on the four monitors without really knowing what he's doing: Homer Simpson (from the data extracted from the theater by Silencer), a plant that looks like a cue stick, she disc of Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures that Jade gave him as a gift, and Alucard. (Some dude that's also from Hellsing.) This creates Lord Major Quimby, fulfilling a time loop, that - as Rip and Schrodinger explain - will erase the universe from existance if the loop isn't complete, which would also erase any and all spirits in the afterlife or another universe that were from the "unstable" instance. It is also revealed that instead of having that Genesis Frog stuff in Homestuck, SJAHJ opperates on something similar to the many worlds theory, with every universe sharing an afterlife.

We then cut back for a brief moment as Jade's counterpart, Jude, is created. He wakes her up, they get into some dumb argument about double standards, and they move the statue. Unlike in John's room, behind the door was a switch, which flipped over one of the walls to reveal a lock. The two decide to go towards the basement area. Also, Jean captchalogues a key within the basement.

Lord Major Quimby startles the four kids for a bit, but then Jade and Jude vacuum him up. On the way to Jade's room, Jane pesters John noting that she is in some predicament where she and Jake are stuck in their inward journey rooms. John suggests a memo, where Jake further elaborates: he shot Walter because he and Jane came to the realisation that the Millennium are using the Mario session for some bizzare evil plan. It is here that the kids have formed a truce with their "evil twins" within the Mario session. FIRE John joins in on this memo later on. John from a point in time after the Mario Intermission comes in as well, and trolls his past self, his past FIRE self, and Jean, until Jade comes in from the same point in time bans him and slaps him. Also, a Marge Simpson rap was involved. Jane is eventually convinced to drink her quest gatorate. Her counterpart logs in onto the memo from thirty minutes later and is freaking out, until Jude calms him down.

Within Jade's room, the key Jean got is then used to unlock the wall panel, revealing a secret area with half of a flute. Jean captchalogues this as well. (Somehow not causing the bucket to fly out since she already had four items including the key which was still there; I don't know, she combined the key with the flute half?) They look through a grate and see the group of five from the movie theater. After being explained to the Haunted Monster Curser Chick, Jade and Jude look up how to defeat her by watching the original, unaltered-by-John movie. It turns out that only the bible can harm her.

They then go back through the basement area, and punch Jane's Mario statue from below, causing it to fly up to the ceiling and break. Then they wake her up instead of letting her counterpart do it, at a poor attempt at sequence breaking.

Jane's counterpart is Joan, whom has some really fucking messy hair. As seen from the memo, he spends the next ~thirty minutes flipping out until he joins the memo in rage and Jude calms him down. During this time, John, Jade, Jean, Jude, and Jane all wait until this happens. Joan enters the room and gets along with Jane at first glance, something that did not happen with either John or Jade and their respective counterparts. They then enter the hall to see Jake and his counterpart.

Everything's going fine until Quimby bursts out, but Jade and Jude open fire at him with their guns. Unlike one of his ectobiological fathers but like the other, Quimby pussys out of the fight and time/space travels away, hoping to return once he's ready. John, Jean, Jane, and Joan have entered the room that Jake's counterpart was supposed to be in, noting that it was unlocked, and that said counterpart must have already been made at some point. On their way to catch up, Jade and Jude are cheered by uranianUmbra. their conversation reveals that UU (and uu) aren't cherubs in this universe, but Simpsonians. UU is named Edith Quimby in this universe, and uu is named Edmund. Edith, being the exposition fairy she is, tells Jade that from the point where she opened fire on Quimby onward, they are now targets of the Millennium, and that Quimby is looking towards slowly and legally taking over the world so that he can change the laws. Meanwhile, Jane enters Jake's room to see him kicking his counterpart in the groin. (This now means that Jade is the only girl out of the plumber players to not get hit there, and technically/by memory Joan is the only guy who has.)

We then cut back to Jake's counterpart, who is Jaka. Jaka, unlike the other counterparts, is actually pleased with her new body at first. She checks out the back hall, explaining why the door was unlocked, and then wakes up Jake. Jake appearantly had a dream similar to John's and thought that Jaka was his inner female self, explaining that kick.

With the cast rounded out, the group of eight enter the side area by Jake's room, where the other flute half is found. Jean plays it, causing a bonus boss that is some monster made out of money to appear. This monster breathes molten gold at what's keeping them trapped in the room - Ben Stiller busts - allowing them to escape. Oh, and Tavros was there.

OTHER OCCURANCES OUTSIDE OF THE CHARACTER SELECT ARC

The white text guy reveals himself as Omega Drew Pickles, a near-omniscient liquid metal robot man who gets out of the court case he was in by killing the judge, whom was appearantly corrupt. Also, when he was seen in the end of the Intermission Intermission, that was him further in the past than this flashback of sorts.

Every troll (barring Tavros, who is somewhere within 8-4; Sollux, who is still in Troll Town to presumably work on something with Dave; and the good twins, who's whereabouts are still unknown) is still standing in front of 8-4 when the group of five at the theater arrive there. They have revealed to name themselves the "Revenge Five," in spite of only two of them being motivated by revenge. Curser Woman kills Morshu by phykickly cutting him in two, and Silencer puts a barrier over the trolls.

Dirk gets a rude awakening from Mimi (from Super Paper Mario). Before she can aggriviate him, Jack (the Jack in the Box spokesperson, not Jack Noir) comes in and tells her that The Evil called for all seven world bossess to meet up. Dirk leaves by equiping an ATV mask (since he's Link, Dirk's masks function like masks from Majora's Mask). It is also revealed that World 5 is only half cave; the other half is a mountain area, like World 6 from New Super Mario Bros or its sequel.

Shortly after Jaka is made and gets kicked in the groin, a Green Dream Dave and Sollux are seen observing the incident like creeps. Dave then gets a message from Aranea (who now goes by the trolltag of internetExplorer instead of a currently unrevealed AG), saying that her and the other good twin trolls have found a possibility in making a weakness for killing Rip. Dave is notably surprised that Aranea is able to directly troll a dreamself, since all of Dave's prior conversations involve him using his dream powers to hack into pesterchum or trollian. Also, Aranea accidentally hits on Dave, with him commenting that everyone loves him. Everyone.

INWARD JOURNEY BOSS FIGHT

The boss prooves to be a pain. Jane and Joan kill it be revealing their secret weapon: A red feather that can mechanically transform into the powerful, legendary Crocker Blade. Jane uses this to one-shot-kill the boss. Just after, Dirk breaks through in his motorcycle form and offers everyone a ride. Tavros, who still has the Lurker Shark on his side, offers the girls a lift, whereas all of the boys except Jake tower on Motor-Dirk, and Jake himself rides on Good Yoshi.

CHARACTER SELECT ARC

In "Red Hell," the ghosts of Robosanta and the Ice King are trying to freeze the place over. They are about to get attacked by an expositing demon before Maroon Nepeta reveals herself. The ghosts, along with Bowser's ghost, are sucked into her, as it turns out that she acts as a portal, and she had transfered half of her life to her ghost, giving her two half-alive bodies, one being in the living world and the other roaming the Four Hells. Plus the afterlife waiting room. In the overworld, the other body of the Maroon Nepeta, plus Yellow and Cerulean Nepetas, fly off into the castle and say they need to capture the ghosts in bottles as part of a plan.

Back with FIRE John, he sees the creation of the twelve Nepeta clones (not including the original Nepeta but including Karkat's mutaint color) and thinks they're just bugs, having a poor knowledge of troll biology. He attempts to step on them before getting hit in the head by Teal Nepeta wielding a freaking piano. Her and the indigo clone tell FIRE John that he needs to protect them to get them to something called a quantum scatterer, a device that can send things all around space and time. Also, Rose comes out from a hole in the ground, very beaten up. It turns out that FIRE John's fire powers gave him enough confidence to talk to Rose without fainting, so he asks her to help him take the wiggler Nepeta clones. She agrees and tells everyone that in two hours, familiars will overrun the place. Also, it turns out that the Yoshi egg came from Indigo Nepeta sendificating the egg from the hidden lab.

In a flashback on the yellow ship, Hank Hill takes out Waterwraith and Jan using the power of Purple Pikmin. Thinking he can handle himself, he sends Stan out on a mission to take the ship's escape pod over to World 2 and bring Peter back to life. He does so, only for Cartman -- who had been riding along with him -- to pop out and kill them both. Before their spirits have a chance to escape, he bottles them and takes them to World 2-4; a pyramid. The boss of the World, a stone gollem, is knocked out Dexter style by Brown Nepeta, who drags it off so that it's unseen by Cartman. The reason for this is currently unknown. Cartman hooks up the bottles to the planet's Jetpack of Progress, and uses the sheer power to blast the pyramid over to World 7. It's going neck-and-neck with the yellow ship when the Navy Blooded Nepeta clone is blown out of the ship and onto the structure, telling Brown Nepeta of what happened along the way.

Once he gets there, Cartman goes into the house in 7-2 and punches the penguin with the present. Rip asks him to give her the present, since that was at one point an order she gave him, but he refuses.

Equius punches the ground below them, creating a large hole that extends past the bubble Silencer put the gang in, ending with all eleven of the trolls in a cave system underneath the area. Kanaya gives a recap that continues from Sweet TROLLS and Hella MORE TROLLS: Vriska was supporting the triple date and Karkat's debate with Elitaa ended with Elitaa promising to search for the troll empress in order to get her own house in Troll Town. Eridan and Elitaa earned their spots on Hank Hill's revenge list by blowing up the two terminators, which also blew the Navy Blooded Nepeta outside of the ship and onto a flying pyramid. We'll get to the pyramid in question later. Also Purple Nepeta was there too, and revealed the group to be the creators of the terminators.

Then, Roxy dives into the pit from the hell out of nowhere and says that she will show the trolls a secret passage into the castle once John's team arrives. She also gives the same warning as Rose in that the planet will be flooded with familiars in two hours.

CONCLUSION

Tavros and girls are about to ride the Shark over towards where the other trolls are, with Tavros being dropped off and the rest are planned to continue forth in 8-4, but the commune connection thingy is severed. The orange shark drops all five of them down the pit, and then flys off to The Evil's tower as part of his requests to have all seven of the world bossess joining him. Jade sees Karkat and immedatly tries to beat the shit out of him. While Jean and Jaka are trying to restrain Jade after that, Jane contacts the boys and requests that they go down the hole to rescue everybody. Dirk trips on his way down, losing his rare ATV mask (it gets stuck on a small ledge), and him and the three on him get stuck in the pit as well. Jude also tries to beat the shit out of Karkat. Good Yoshi decides that he'd rather not drop in a pit again, so he kicks Jake into it. After this is all settled, Roxy uncovers a door which is supposed to lead into the castle, as she promised.

Also, Jane and Jake are undergoing difficulties in their relationship due to the inclusion of their counterparts. Since Jane and Joan only like guys and Jake and Jaka only like girls, it doesn't perfectly work out at first. Then Joan starts dating Dirk and Jaka starts dating Roxy. Sloppy makeouts ensue... for a short while. Joan and Jaka then just shove the other two off and have a four-way makeout session. Trying to forget this, Roxy reminds everyone of the secret door. It turns out that the door leads to a section of 8-4. Also, Spongebob is appearantly on Prospit's moon. Which has blood all over it.

END OF INTERMISSION ACT 3.

...NOT! Rip breaks into the house, releasing one seal and shifting her appearance to be more monsterous. This scares Cartman enough to fire his two pistols at her, allowing her to pull the self-defense card and kill him. To make sure another 1-up incident doesn't happen, she eats him and absorbs him into her, thus making him a familiar. She then reaches into the present to find what appears to be two chaos emeralds. The Green Dream Dave enters the house and tries to fight Rip, but she instead lifts a coffin and opens it. What's inside has yet to be shown, but it causes Dave to absolutley flip the fuck out. The act ends with his shocked expression, which is also the first JPEG I have used in the entire adventure, with many, many more to come later.

And then I started typing up a recap for this crap. And wow, is it long.

INTERMISSION ACT 4


Lets leeve the mario place for a minite here and go abck to Earth.

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] begins pestering tentecelTherapist [TT] at 3:13 pm --
TG: happy valentines day eve rose
TG: id tell you earlier but im in the middle of an update to mspa
TT: Valemtimes day is bullshit we both no that.
TG: john and jade dont
TG: or jane and jake
TG: oh god those two
TG: all theyre gonna do tomorrow is makeout in front of wallmart 24/7
TG: i can bet on it
TT: Do yu have any plans for this BS day?
TT: Waitm, what updates too your comic are you making?
TG: well im not telling you about tomorrows update but todays was far from romantic
TT: Did you attempt to start another sexuality dsebate amongst your fandom by having a unofficial confirmation of a caracter being "not a homosexual" again?
TG: no its not that
TG: but oh god those were some awesome memories
TG: wait what am i saying people are STILL upset about that one throwaway line

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TG: oh hey by the way i saw your sister walking through my house again
TG: you know her plans may not be as complicated as mine but theyre just as dangerous
TT: Aw crap.
TG: i know right
TT: We both need to be of observe of her.
TT: She's like our daughter or something.
TG: huh
TG: funny you should say that
TT: ?
TG: oh you see
TG: its a joke i have that roxy is like the daughter of you and john
TT: ...
TT: Thats a liteel rasist, isn't it?
TG: well...
TG: think about it
TG: oh yeah
TG: and speaking of john him jade jane jake and dirk are all into this new mario game sollux and i sent them
-- TG stops pestering TT --

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] begsn pestering tentecleTherapest [TT] at
6:30 pm --
TG: ROSE YOU NEED TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW
TG: ROXY IS IN A FUCKING TANK
TG: AND SHES HEADING TOWARDS YOUR HOUSE
TG: SHE WONT TALK TO ME SO ITS UP TO YOU TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK SHES DOING
TG: AND OH GOD I THINK MY HOUSE JUST SHOOK
TG: IT MIGHT BE FANGIRLS UPSET ABOUT THE UPDATE IT MIGHT NOT BUT THE POINT IS ROSE PLEASE DO SOMETHING
-- TG stops TTing --

Sweet Rose and Hella Dave


[I] PICK 1 OF THEM


THE 3RD AND FINAL CHARACTER SELECT OF THE MARIO INTERMISSION.

This is 1 exception to the "Only command those inside the Mario Session" rule you CAN Ccommand Rose Roxy and Dave and I gues AR? in this even though theyre on Earth..)

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I have been working on the recap for some time, actually.

And crap it's messed up because of how I storred it with a combination of notepad and TV Tropes' to do list feature. I will try to fix this tomorrow.

The url for the image that shows Earth is GILTY, which obviously looks like guilty. Huh...

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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Okay RANDOM.org to the rescue!

[I] BE ROSE AND ROXY


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RL: move outta the way rose!
RL: im goin treasure hunting!

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RL: Rosy what the hell??
RL: That wall costs like 100 buzx.
RL: well mony wont be that much of a issue
RL: look at whats behind that wall

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RL: aw hells yes
RL: rose yo ready to go treshure hunting?
RL: How the hell did you know about that?
RL: are mom left a script about it

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(The carrying is making rose all wwavvy)

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RL: WERE GOING HUNTING ON FOR THE TREASURE!
RL: this is a pretty fucking big treasure according to the map
RL: so that is wy i need your helf
RL: I'd preffer if yo asked first.

[From now on, good and evil twins with the same initials will be reffered to with "+" or "-" in commands. Roxy would be "-RL," and Rose would be "+RL," for example.]

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Rose is supposed to be jumping out of the way of the blast in the second image, but it isn't really clear.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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Updated the mirror first again.

[I] -RL, +RL: Exit house.


You two go outside your HOUSE.

Argh! Too many pestering!

[I] +RL: Answer Edith.


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-- uranianUmbra [UU] begins cheering tenticelTherapist [TT] at 6:26 pm --
UU: elloU eh.
UU: soU this is the beginning oUf yoUr adventUre hUh?
TT: Twaht adventure?
TT: My sister's huntiong for treasure counts as a adventure?
UU: in dUe time, these events may leed toU the doUwnfall oUf loUrd majoUr qUimby!
UU: bUt that is oUnly the haff way poUint!
UU: after that, there's the demoUnic hUntress that needs toU be slayn!
TT: Demonic huntress?
TT: Are you talking about the Leijons?
UU: well... soUrt oUf.
UU: she's noUt the main thret eh.
UU: her actioUns needed to get the kickass reward are.
UU: bUt i am talking aboUt rip van winkle.
TT: Oh.
TT: That woman Hank Hill always blabbers qabout?
TT: And whom you claim to be her biological daughter?
UU: i never said it was like thaat.
UU: i doU noUt yet knoUw my exact relatioUnship with her.
UU: bUt my broUther doUes!
UU: except he's being silent aboUt it. o{|:U
UU: all he sys that this marioU game yoUr friends are playing will have the ansers!
TT: Why would a simple if immersive game answer your origins?
UU: becaUse the game is reely being invaded!
TT: Invaded?
UU: by the millenniUm!
[EDITH QUIMBY THEN EXPLAINS A BUNCH OF PLOT SHIT THAT WE ALREADY KNOW.]

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UU: oUh and oUne last thingy...
UU: i beleeve we shoUld meet Up foUr the big shoUwdoUwn against rip!
TT: "We?"
UU: me, my broUther, the 8 oUf yoU (althoUgh that mite becoUm froUm 9 toU 12 depending oUn the inward joUrney), an the 38 troUlls.
UU: the meeting spoUt i doUn't knoUw.
TT: Would the New Springfield spot you liev at be appropriate?
UU: meabeey, bUt oUnly after loUrd majoUr qUimby is dead.
UU: when he rUns this place, its terrible T,_,T
UU: *wait throUw in sUm Us there tooU.
TT: Oh yes.
TT: Your society.
UU: it fUcking sUcks.
UU: oUk soU i hoUpe toU see yoU sooUn aftrer yoU mabey enter the marrioU sessioUn?
TT: You can't see ahead?
UU: naw i doUn't doU that shit.
TT: You'd rather ansswer your questions with chronologic and by finding out over time instead of skipping ahead?
UU: i find that skippioUng can raise moUre qUestioUns then it ansers soUmtimes.
UU: well, ta and shit.
TT: Wait.
TT: I want to be the discuss of your appearance.
TT: Wat do you mean by, only Jade out of humans will like you?
TT: You told me you were "Simpsonian" and vampiric, but you never really described your race by much.
TT: Or showed me what you look like.
TT: So if we're meeting...
UU: oUh a cUrioUs ass hUh...
UU: yoUll see what i meen when yoU see me.
UU: by simpsoUnin standers, i'm kind oUf Ugly.
UU: bUt by hUmen standers, i'm hidioUs!
TT: Crickey mate! Don't be insultin yourself! That ain't a good thing to be having no it's not! Auy!
-- UU stops cheering TT --

[I] +EQ: Reveal yourself.


What da FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Wait no its not rip)

Your not Edith right now. In fact, you won't be for quite a while. Let's get back to Rose and Roxy, sholl we?

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First Aranea, now Edith/Calliope. God I'm awful at doing close-ups like this. For one, the hair is supposed to be a lot different from this.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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You (Rose) answer Kanaya.

Also Roxy follows map to see that the key to the treshure is guarded by DOGGIE.

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RL: nise doggie...

-- grimAuxilliatrix [GA] began trolling tentecleTherapsit [TT] at 6:24 pm --
GA: Whats Up Bestie
TT: Which troll is this?
GA: Come On Dawg Its Coolstucks Number One Interested Viewer
TT: O rite.
TT: The one that sounds like Amy Farrah-Fowler on Big Bang Theery.
GA: You Like That Shit?
TT: Roxy does.
TT: The show pissess off John to no end though.
TT: He thinkgs it's offensive.
TT: Mabey it has to do with Rag being a offensive Mexican stereotype
GA: Rag Is Indian You Fucking Useless Peice Of Shi Retard
TT: OH SHIT.

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DOGGY: Grr....
RL: NISE DOGGIE...
RL: rose......

TT: So lets stop talking about a mediocre sit com.
TT: This happens too much.
TT: Where someon trys to tell me something important but before we dget derailed into some shitty side conversation with reffrenses.
TT: Get to the point Amy.
GA: My Name Is Not Amy Bitch Its Kanaya
GA: Kanaya Maryam
GA: I Like To Eat A Yam
GA: And Maybe Sometimes Ham
GA: Or Often Even Jam
TT: Are you rapping?
GA: My Blood Shines Brite Its Between Green And Teel
GA: Very Rare Jade Dont Cop A Feel
GA: At My Blood When Its Shed
GA: Cuz I Wont Let You Make Me Bled
GA: Im A Vary Rare Troll Whos Into Fashin
GA: Thankfully For The Entire Hemospectrim This Isnt A Sin
GA: But If It Is Then Throw My Ass In Jail
GA: Or You Can Do That Human Thing Where My Hands Are Nailed
GA: (Which Will Kill Me)
GA: Im A One Of A Kind Lesbian Rapper
TT: Actually no your not.
TT: My friend Jade raps and she hits on every girl she sees.
TT: And Dave.
GA: Dude Can We Tock About Daves Work Coolstuck
TT: No I want to get down to why you pestered me.
GA: I Just Wanted To Say Hih And Thot You Could Get Dave To Uncblock gallowsCalibrator From His Stystim
TT: Not gonna hapen soon.

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RL: RUN!!!!!!!!!!
RL: :C

TT: So Coolstuck.
TT: So as 1 of Dave's friendss I know that he's working on update.
TT: God this act is haffing lots of ded people.
GA: I No And The Worst Part Is That He Only Kills Off The Mermaids And Carapses
GA: He Never Offs The 3 Humen Players
TT: Remember before in the simpel times of acts 1-4 before the deths?
GA: Well To Tell You The Trusth I Skipped To Act 5
TT: D:<
TT: DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:<
TT: D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:<
GA: What Those Acts Were Fucking Boring
GA: I Culd Only Last Up To 14 Pages Of Act 1
GA: But Terezi Says That Act 5 Is Amazing ASo I Skipped There
TT: Dude just no...
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So ok you RUN!!

You don't have the time rite now to answer Spongebob tho but you will on the next page.

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Posting early today because later on in the day I'll be working on a summer homework assignment.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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RL: SAKURAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- suckmydick [SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS] began trolling tenticleTherapist [TT] at 6:30 pm --
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: READDY To DIE YET?
TT: You always say that when you troll me.
TT: In fact, you always have a massage for whichever of us humens you troll.
TT: Between me, Roxy, John, Jade, Dave, Dik, Jane, and Jake.

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TT: HOLY SHIT THIS DOG IS SCRATCH!
TT: QWy do you keep asking me if I'm reddy to die yet?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: YoU NEVER No WHEN DETHSS HITS YoU.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: EXCEPT FoR WHEN YoU Do.
TT: What does that meen?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: YoU KNoW, I DoN'T EVEN No.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: JUST KEEP WHAT I SAY IN YoUR MIND YoU DICKWAD.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: NoW.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: TELL YoUR SHITTY GIRLFRIEND To SToP BEING SUCH A BITCH AND GETTING ME DooMED.
TT: What girlfriend?
TT: I have a boyfriend.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: JAED.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: CoME oN.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: ADMITT IT.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: YoiU LoVE HER.
TT: To tell you the trusth I am less of a real, long-lasting frend to JAde then to John and Dave.
TT: We barley even pesterlog.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: YEAH WELL I DoN'T GIVE A FUCK ABoUT SPECIFICS.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: JUST LETTING YopU No. HER AND DAVE. WILL MAKE LIFE HELL FoR ME.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: So WILL JEAN BUT SHE DoSEN'T EXIST YET.
TT: SWho's Jean?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: NoNE oF YoUR FUCKING BISNESS THAT'S WHo.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: NoW KEEP GETTING MAULED BY THAT DoG LIKE TH UNLIKABLE SHIT YoU ARE WILE I WATCH A SEA ANEMoMY REPRoDUSING oN MY CoMPUTER.
TT: Wiat.
TT: Is that porn for you sponges?
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Welp now we no wy Rose and Roxy look like shit when we saw them in IA3.

But wy was Roxy acting like SoberGamzee?

Well it cant be because she ws sober because SoberRoxy is NTO SoberGamxzee if you read the shipping intermission you see she's like Raj from BBT wheeere she can't talk to men unless drunk.

At leest Roxy got the key. And Rose no more pestering.

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RL: ok with taht done we need to find treshure chet
RL: Why did you drag me into this.
RL: i didnt think there wuld be dogs
RL: dogs
RL: they reely suck
RL: i swear that dogs can kill anything and everything if they haz the smarts
RL: lik just drop a huge fucking nuke on the hole population

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Here's the chest.

Welp wer about to go back to the characte select and you can be Dave pretty soon or your almost over with if you picked Fdave first because you found Rose and Roxy to be boring peeses of shit or wanted a cleer narration or whatever reason.

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RL: welp
RL: its time to break one of my bottles

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Just to be clear: Everyone has the same modus they started with in canon, except for Jade and possibly Jane. Jade has the "punch in the face modus" modus, many of its skills will be revealed later.

Yes, this will finally be the act that answers more questions than it raises. And I swear Act 2 won't be this complicated.

EDIT: Actually, like I mentioned before I'm going to be making up modii for the trolls that we haven't seen the modus for.

EDIT OUTSIDE OF THE CLOSING AN: Adding the time for when Spongebob starts trolling Rose.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

[I] -RL: Break bottle.


Oops.

Wrong bottle.

You really wish your sister didn't see your PRON COLLECKSHIN.

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RL: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
RL: Wow I must be the only girl in our group that doesn't own these kinds of filth.
RL: I know Jade does.
RL: And I'm fucking sure Jane does too.
RL: Now I found out you?
RL: everyons a pervert
RL: im shocked that your surprized
RL: Holy shit this is a lot.
RL: I mean... fuck.
RL: I... I can't... words...
RL: Do you have serious issues with dad or something?
RL: come on dirkmay not own a magazine but he has his puppets
RL: and jake has these too
RL: why are you picking on me?
RL: Well as your sister I-
RL: Oh God is that one open?
RL: Urgh I think I'm gonna be sick.
RL: um... WHATS THAT OVER THERE?
RL: Oh come on.

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CHAOS EMRALDS?

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RL: Do you rewally think that will distract m--
RL: HOLY SHIT IT'S DAVE.

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It's sjahj IN COLOR NOW! (but not dave)

Dave looks a little faded because... well, you'll see (have seen?) if you select (have selected?) Dave's part in rhe character select.

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RL: Dave?
RL: dave?
DS: hi
DS: wait
DS: ROSE ROXY HOLY SHIT ARE YOU TWO OKAY?
DS: ARE YOU BLEEDING?

TG: oh god look at them
BB: I know.
TG: usually they escape trouble without a scratch but this?
TG: what the hell
BB: Your bein overly protective of them fuckwads.
TG: yeah you have a point
TG: i think im just stressed out a little at all this shit going on at once
BB: Well yeah.
BB: It goze to show.
BB: Let your bro Dirk do all the dirty work.
TG: oh hell no
TG: hey since you can contact him because you sort of ARE him then give him this message
TG: dirk
TG: you
TG: will
TG: not
TG: surpass
TG: my
TG: skill
TG: as
TG: long
TG: as
TG: i
TG: am
TG: still
TG: alive
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceases pestering bullbisButzz [BB] --

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This ends Rose and Roxy's part of the character select. I know, it's not really that interesting. But I'm sure Dave's part will make for a more interesting read. Also it might be longer.

I think this might be the first real 3 panel update. I know the beginning had three pages, but it was two until I added the title screen.

This is the half-anniversary! Six straight months of updating daily, without a single break! Crap, I didn't think I would be able to do this a while ago....

EDIT1: Autoresponder's (Yes, BB is AR/Dirk, which you should know if you've read the Shipping Intermission) chumhandle in the closing line of the pesterlog was colored in, both the name and the initials. During Pesterchum conversations, only the latter is colored (well in canon it's kind of random but that's how it works in SJAHJ), so I'm trying to keep it consistant.

(ADDED NOTE DURING EDIT: One nice thing about the forums here is that since the default text color isn't black, having a black texted color makes their text seem darker than the normal forum text, which I thought was just a neat little touch. Unfortunatley, this doesn't really work in the mirror unless you change the text color... assuming I'm remembering right and you can do that....)

[Great Pikmin Fan]

[I] BE DAVE AND ART


You are now the sanekid.

Roxy has just hijacked a tank from somewhere deep inside your BIGASS GOLD MANSION and rode it to the TRANSPORTALIZER connecting your house with the Lalonde's.

Dirk's not with you anymore. (But you don't know that yet.) As you, the reader, should have seen several hundred pages ago, he had entered the Mario game as Link, leaving you, Dave, with just yourself and Dirk's autoresponder. Well, technically you're not alone. Lurking somewhere around here is your SIS, who is really your MOTHER but you really don't want to get into that. Your family history is a very bloody one, as is that of the Lalondes and especially the Harleys.

Also lurking around is SQUAREWAVE, SAWTOOTH, and DIRK'S BROBOT, but because your house is so large you don't think you'll see them unless they were actually looking for you. Robot building is one of the things your brother has over you, so of course he would demonstrait it ironically by building two rapbots. And by making a sparing opponent.

Oh look. Speaking of his creations, Dirk's auto responder is messaging you.

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-- bullbisButts [BB] began autoresponding turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:21 pm --
TG: ok before you say anything i want to get shit clear
TG: please stop typing in that shade of red
TG: thats my shade of red
TG: hell i think i can even get that copyrighted if i want to
BB: Propose another colo if it bothers you so muh.
TG: black
BB: Ok.
BB: So Dave.
BB: Looking through the censory cameras around here I see a mob hedding right towards you.
TG: oh shit
TG: you think its people pissed off at the update?
BB: Likley.
TG: damn it
TG: thats like the third time this week
TG: welp i guess that means im going to sleep now

[I] DS: Sleep.


Ok.

[I] DS: Dream.


Let's take advantage of this situation to explain dream mechanics.

This clusterfuck you (reader) see here is what's inside your (Dave's) mind. But you're not interested in any of this right now. Well, okay, you might be a little interested, but there's no time for distractions.

Within a MIND, people normally have MUCH MORE STABILITY to their IMAGINATION GAUGE. Yours, even outside of your mind, is so high and stable that the only thing that can really wake you up from inside your dreams is DEATH OF THE DREAMSELF THAT IS CONJURED. But you try not to let that happen. You normally have such high control of yourself that nothing you CONJURE within your mindscape can kill you, so nearly all of your dream self deaths are caused by your dream self wandering OUTSIDE OF YOUR DREAMS.

A person can have an infinite number of dream selfs as a new one is conjured each time you sleep (and, unless you use ABSTRACTED THOUGHT, the old one VANISHES once you wake up). It's just that dream self deaths have... REALLY UNCOMFTERABLE CONSEQUENCES, which you do not want to talk about.

[I] Dream DS: Leave dream.


Hopefully, a few rabid fans won't kill you.

Especially seeing how many tricks you have up your dream sleave.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

[I] DS: Abstracted thought.


Part of your awareness detatches itself and goes into the other you.

Your REAL SELF stays awake in order to continue with your updates like nothing is happening.

[I] ==>


Now let's look outside your win-

Holy shit.

[I] ==>


Your dreamself splits into three Daves and use your powers to access pesterchum from a distance.

Being in three, you can now have each of your copies answer someone at a time, saving yourself a lot of annoyance. The real you will get the memory back after these dreamselfs fade.

With your dream skills, you can also see what other people are doing. And while pestering AR, you can see what he sees, which is to say that you can see a lot.

(Almost everyone will be seen through splitscreen or otherwise later; ODP isn't really that important to be seen since he's still in the courtroom.)

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-- undyingUmbrid [uu] began jeering turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:23 pm --
uu: HELLO JERKASS.
uu: SO THIS IS THE BEGIN OF ANOTHER ONE OF YOuR ADVENTuRES HuH?
TG: ooh you said the "a" word
TG: yeah doesnt your little kiddy society not allow that
TG: wait i take that back
TG: whenever we talk about simpsonian culture it feels like my brain is having a fucking colonoscopy
uu: MY CuLTuRE IS SuPPERIOR TO YuRS.
uu: DON'T INSuLT THE QuIMBY.
TG: if im following what you said about his laws right
TG: the dudes homophobic heterophobic misogynist and misanderist all at once
TG: he deserves a medal for fucking up that badly
uu: WATCH YOuR DAMN LANGAGE.

BB: You should really get to yur window mate.
TG: why isnt there a preface to this conversation?
TG: oh right
TG: you never stopped pestering me
TG: i was only asleep for like a minute but i still forgot some key details
TG: i think im starting to slip

-- WHITE TEXT GUY [] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:23 pm --
TG: hello odp
Sup bitch.
Hay right now I'm in courty 4 making a joke but this guy took it seriously.
So um....
I'm not reely sure since I'm getting all these darkspots in my head in relationto her but...
I think something BIG wih Rip is gonna hapen today and tomorrow.
TG: oh really?
TG: wait i thought you worked with rip
TG: why are you telling me this?
Becuz I'm shure Rip will do something BAD to my master.
Um you have got any idea?
TG: not yet
TG: but trust me
TG: i will
-- WTG ceases TG --

[I] DS: Look out window.


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TG: look now i really dont care about your language customs
TG: and if its so bad then why does your sister
TG: or your so called sister
TG: swear almost all the time?
uu: SHE'S A NO GOOD REBEL.
uu: EVERYTHIN ABOT HER IS REBEEL.
uu: HER TOuQuES. HER "DOOM"SIMBOLS.
uu: BY DOOM I MEEN FROM YOuR COMIC.
TG: so wait are you implying that shes into coolstuck
TG: thats nice to know
uu: SHE ALSO WORSHIPS RIP.
TG: wait
TG: rip van winkle?
TG: that chick whos always trying to plan something?
uu: WHAT DO YOu THINK, DINGISS?
uu: FOR STANDING uP TO QuIMBY, EDITH THINKS THAT RIP IS SO HIGH AND MIGHTLY AND IS COSPLAYING AS HOW RIP WNTS TO COSPLAY.
uu: SHE EVEN DIED HER HAIR BLuE.
uu: I ON THE OTHER HAND AM uNLuCKY ENuFF TO HAVE NATuRAL BLuE HARE.
TG: look can you go over your hatred towards your sister when im not trying to fend off against rabid haters?
-- TG ceases pestering uu --

BB: So Dave.
BB: What u gonna do?
TG: im gonna split again
TG: this time using temporal replicsimile
TG: another one of the dream mes will do this
TG: not me because i think this will be a long conversation

-- THE CPATAIN [TC] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:25 pm --
TC: HAY DAAVE PLEESE I RECOMENT NOT TO KILL RIP.
TC: YOU KNOW FULL WWELL THAT I CN KILL YOU RIGHT?
TC: I AM A MILTARY RANK CAPTAN AND A GOD FITER AFTER ALL.
TG: wait you are actually a captain?
TG: i thought you were...
TG: you know...
TC: I'M NOT STUPID. I ONCE LED THE ARMY TO TAKE OUT ALCARD!!!!!!!!!
TC: AND WORKED IN SEVRAL WARS, OFTENTIMES TURNING AROUND THE TIDE!
TC: I UNDERSTAND QUANTUM FISICKS WAY BETTER THEN JADE!
TC: MANY PEEPOL THINK I'M STUPID BUT I'M NOT.
TC: I'M JUST.
TC: REALLY.
TC: REALLY.
TC: LOUD.
TG: ok well i may kill rip or not it depends on what she does
TG: oh look shes pestering me
TG: you know if her conversation doesnt begin with a death threat i will spare her
TC: I NO A LIE WEN I SEE 1.
-- TC ceases TG --

-- hellishHuntress [HH] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:26 pm --
HH: You know that trying to kill me is esentially suicide at this point, Dave?
TG: yep theres the death threat
HH: ?
TG: oh nothing i was just pestering captain about this
TG: so rip what do you want
HH: I wanted so see if you had any last words for me before I will rise to power!
TG: what?
HH: The chaos emeralds!
HH: I know that two of them have found their way into this little Mario game you and Sollux coded.
HH: So I'm going to try to find them!!!!!!!!
HH: Maybe, just maybe, these can give me the upper hand above Lord Major Quimby, allowing me to fully rebel and start my own rule of destruction!!!!!!!!
HH: That would be amazing. :)=
TG: yeah no
TG: listen fake maid of doom
TG: you made your mistake when you pestered this to me
TG: you should know
TG: never fuck with striders
-- TG ceased pestering HH --

And thus one of your dream selfes is freed up from conversation, meaning that this one can now use TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE.

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Edmund/Caliborn will be revealed in tomorrow's update.

So I think I should explain by now that all the Hellsing elements were from a badfic of the same series I wrote sometime ago. In that fan fic, Rip spoke without typoes as well, and the Captain was very loud and emotional. If it wasn't for it there wouldn't be the whole Millennium plot and there probably wouldn't have been a parody of the Felt. (And Lord English may even show up.) I might post a link and further elaboration later at the risk of shameless self promotion.

EDIT1: Whoops I had a typo with Dave's second to last line ("you should no" instead of "you should know.") Dave's not supposed to make typoes, like Rip.

[OrangeAipom]

the yellow text is too bright as usual. maybe give it a black background instead of changing the shade of yellow.

[BenBen]

I definately need to go back and read the rest of this again.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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the yellow text is too bright as usual. maybe give it a black background instead of changing the shade of yellow.

Okay then, I'll put Wario-Jane's text with either a purple or a black background from now on and Luke's text will be in a black or even green background. Captain (that yellow=texted guy in yesterday's update) still won't have a background since it's sort of his schtick that his words are as obnoxious as possible.

Actually I might just put everyone's text in black background once SRAHD ends. Because that might look much better....

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CBE: Really...
CGT: Yes really!
CEB: wow you guys actualy discussed marge simpsons' undeerwear?
CEB: hahaha wow and jade says we're nerds, am i right non-FIRE bro?
CGT: I didnt even want to!
CGT: I kept telling her not to talk about it but she wouldnt listen!
FEB: oh god, this part of the memo.
CEB: what?
FEB: yuo'll see.
CGG: so john what do you think marge simpson wears under her dress?
CEB: no.
FEB: (here it comes...)
CGG: no? no like in no underwear?
CGG: hit it jude
CGG: bitch must not be wearing anything under that dress of hers
CGG: strait up green on yellow theres nothing else to the lesson to be learned
CEB: oh god.
CEB: did two you just ryme "hers" with "learned?"
CGG: ya lift her dress up in a public park
CGG: she gets arrested even after dark
CGG: cuz you just showed them all
CGG: that nowhere on her does she have a ball
CGG: cuz she doesnt have em like men
CGG: cuz shes a woman!
CBE: Mage Simpsons is just a heap of pixels!!!
CBE: How can you be so attracted to her? She's fake!
CGG: nothin but her dress to prevent coitus
CGG: if youre eating soy and you look up her emerald dress it will cause you to drop your soy and thatll be called "soy-miss"
CEB: this rap is really fucking awful.
CEB: D:<
CEB: that's harsh! jade'as awesome, wether as a guy or a girl!
CGT: Excuse me jane but what do you have against the attracting to fictional characters?
CGG: her body is swag
CGG: itf you dont agree your a hag
CGG: bitch ass soccer mom who wants to get GTA cansoled
CGG: ya well keep taking yer meds that shit aint getting canceled
CEB: STOP IT!
CEB: we have some important matters to discuss.

I definately need to go back and read the rest of this again.

Or you could read the recap, which goes up to the end of IA3. (If you mind comic sans, copy-paste the entire thing onto something else.)

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-- centarsTesticel [CT] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:27 pm --
CT: D --> Lissen up you pathetic humen
CT: D --> Ive ben ordered by thge heiress to order you to unblok gallowsCalibrator
TG: well you see wshe was fine with me until she started sending her disturbing threats
TG: im used to death threats but i mean really
TG: look its been a month since she was blocked ill give her a second chance after eleven more
CT: D --> Una%eptible!

TG: hold on auto responder
TG: im going to answer meenah next

-- diamondsDawg [DD] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:27 pm --
DD: hay boyfriend
TG: im not your boyfriend
TG: but im glad you messaged me
TG: i want you to gather up all of the other "good twins" that live in troll town
TG: and also puerco sinois
TG: and meet up in that abandoned lab by roses house
TG: i need you to discuss some issues
TG: namley rip
DD: BUT W)(--E----ELL OF FORTIN--E is almost on!!
DD: i CAN"T miss tat show!
TG: um
TG: theres a television there you can watch it there
TG: but yeah i need all of you to gather as much information as you can about rip
DD: but rips cool wy you want to kill her?
TG: dont you remember?
TG: if you dont ask aranea
TG: you know
TG: about how rip put your ancestor into hiding
TG: and shes still in hiding
TG: how she made your high and mighty ruler of alternia into a hiveless wimp wanted in pretty much the entire world for attempted genocide
TG: she turned your role model into a bum

[I] -EQ: Reveal yourself.


[You'll see what the "-" means during Rose and Roxy's arc.]

We're not going to be him just yet. Let's get back to Dave.

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TG: yeah i dont care how strong you are at most terezi will be blocked for a month
TG: ive dealt with crazy fans before and shes just one of them
TG: the difference is that i know her name while contacting her good twin
TG: say how do trolls suddenly have twins now i thought their reproduction ways with drones and caverns prevents them from technically being known as what counts as siblings?
CT: D --> Um
CT: D --> I beleeve it had to do with the curse
CT: D --> All of us pairs of twin were rewally one troll but then we split into good/evil twin pairs
TG: ew
TG: i know about the curse since most of my friends have it but ew
CT: D --> Not to say this cant hapen without the curse
TG: ew
CT: D --> but lets not change the subje%
CT: D --> Unblock GC or i will try to find the empress and get her to kil you
TG: um
TG: lets just say that that will be something of a challenge for you
-- TG ceases pestering TC --

BB: Hay Dave nise slamdown of the Condesense.
DD: woah whos this?
TG: urgh
TG: thats my brothers auto responder
TG: ar get out this is a private conversation
BB: Nope.
DD: how you even got in here anyway?
BB: Im always testing new haxing skills.
BB: Also Roxy tot me.
TG: damn it i thought i was the only one who learned how to do this
TG: get out ar this doesnt concern you
BB: Nope.
BB: I wanna see u trey to deal with Meenahs flirting.
DD: GUYYSSSSS!!!!!!
DD: r u done so i can get everyone to the meeting??
DD: cuz i reely want to see weel of fortune!
TG: yeah fine go
DD: W)(AT T)(-E?
TG: oh yeah forgot to mention
TG: the mario game transported the hives of troll town into the game as well
TG: so youll have to take a bit of a walk to get out there
DD: gr....
DD: T)(-E -EMPR-ESS S)(ALL NO ABOUT T)(IS!
TG: yeah thats nice to hear
-- TG stops pestering DD --

[I] DS: Temporal Replicsimile.


You use that move.

Oh yeah, I guess I should have mentioned that you're hiding Condesce in here too. Dirk and the AR know but your sis does not.

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-- internextExplorer [IE] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:28 pm --
IE: I undersand that your the one I should report to if there 8e any complains a8out the Marro game.
TG: yes
TG: i understand that youre pissed about your house moving in the middle of a game session but trust me this is only temporary
TG: but i need you to get all of the other good twins out of you troll town inhabitants plus puerco sinois and meet up in the lab by roses house
TG: meenah already has a head start
TG: but you guys might have to stay there over night
TG: dont worry theres all sorts of food and games there so its like a sleepover
-- TG ceases IE --

TG: okay so that leaves you
BB: Present.
TG: and spongebob

EDIT: added line giving a link to show what TR is for those that didn't read Problem Sleuth. (Also adding a period at the end of the command on that same panel but that's not really that important.)

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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PAST DAVE enters Sollux's hive, about one hour before Troll Town is transported into the Mario game. (2:14, to be specific.) Sollux and his good twin are sleeping. You'll wake the former up later in order to get shit done. You know where he sleeps: He always picks the red side of the cocoon.

[Also, that way I get to have a good excuse for Dave to NOT pull out the other Captor, since as of this update he hasn't been seen yet. He and the other A1 trolls probably won't be for quite a while, so don't be surprized if I pull several blatant "unseen character" shticks with him and the rest.]

FUTURE DAVE enters the inn that John, Jade, Jane, Jake, Dirk, FIRE John, and Nepeta were sleeping. But this is just a nice coincidence. You were really planning on accessing the TWO SECRET ENTRANCES to World 8-4, and this inn is sort of like the point in between them.

So... your future self feels like entering John (Well... the one that's not dressed in white and red. You don't know why there's two of him yet.) and Jade's dreams and teach them a little a few dream tactacs.

We won't be focusing on these guys for a while, however.

[I] Dream DSs: Exit house.


Your remaining two dream selfes finally leave your house. One of you drifts off to check on John and Jade as well as answer Spongebob.

[I] Dream DS: Deal with fandumb.


The other punches the leader of your love-hate fandumb group in the snout to establish superiority.

Hehehe you made a Problem Sleuth reffrence.

So yeah the basic thing is, these five girls and one guy have been attacking your house or something. But you wouldn't worry about it. It only looks like they scratched it a little. Hehe, scratch like the scratch in Coolstuck You really wish you didn't have such stupid thoughts like that.

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FANBOY: ioww!!!!!
FANBOY: nyeh that hurst!
DS: stop attacking my house
FANGIRL1: omg dave sugoi is outhere in persin!!!!!!
FANGIRL1: pleese be mah waifu!
DS: well yeah if i can ignore the fact that you were trying to destroy my house a few seconds ago then of course i will
FANGIRL2: dude that update was shitty u no!!!!!!!
FANGIRL2: how ADARE you do somethig like that?
DS: people people please
DS: you should know by now that ive been killing off lots of characters in act 5 so far
DS: stop acting THAT shocked
DS: people die
DS: deal with it
FANGIRL3: aw fine.....
DS: can you all promise to be a little more calm and less rage-y?
DS: otherwise i will do more than just punching
DS: i wont kill you but ill i dont know hit you all with a stick
FANGIRL4: ooh ooh OOOOOH!!!!!
DS: what do you have to say?
FANGIRL4: i can make it up to yu with a trip to olive gardin w/ me and mah frends!!
DS: um...
FANGIRL5: cmon dave pleese take this as appolgy!!
FANBOY: PLEEASE??????
FANGIRL1: well pay!!
DS: ok ok fine
DS: just promise to tell your tumblr group not to try to destroy my house
DS: it will be an apologetic hang out or something?
DS: but just keep in mind that this will be in no way a date
FANGIRL3: yeah cuz eveyone knows your dating gallowsCalibrator!
DS: what...
DS: no im not
DS: fuck i even blocked her
DS: you all know im really dating-
FANGIRL2: whyyyyyyy you blok her??? :(
DS: she took one of her bizzare role plays too far and now im blocking her for a year
DS: but can we not talk about her?
DS: (god i cant believe im rewarding people who try to hurt me by going with them to olive garden)

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So I think tomorrow will be the end of Dave's portion of the character select arc. Which may put it a little over the page count for Rose and Roxy. Which is odd, because I thought that would take up more time.

EDIT: Mispelled "believe" as "belive" on Dave's final line.

EDIT2: The second line by the fanboy accidentally had "FANBOY1" preceeding it. This was when I thought of having more fanboys in the group of six.

EDIT3: Dialoglog had "Show Pesterlog/Dialoglog" before because originally there was going to be some pestering with AR I think. Editting it out.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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-- suckmydick [SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:30 pm --
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: oooooooo=======
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: REDY To PLAY A GAME oF PooL, STRIDER?
TG: you always say that when you troll me
TG: what the hell does it even mean?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: PooL.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: BILARDS.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: WHAT IS SIMLAR To BILLIARDS?
TG: youre not talking about those millennium guys are you
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: YES I AM.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: ALL I'M GoNNA SAY ITS,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: WATCH oUT.
TG: say does this by any chance relate to your quirk
TG: you always show the solid billiards as lower case os and you case your os in lower and you keep talking about them
TG: but what does it mean
BB: Yes. What it meen.
BB: Alsio Dave you never told me his messige for when he trolls you.
BB: I gotta say. COmnpared to mine it's creepy.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: IT SHoULD BE CREEPY.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: THE CREEPISET MoTHERFUCKING MAGSSAGE oF THHEM ALL!
TG: why
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: NoPE. I'M GoNNA LET YoU FIND oUYT YoU GARY STU.
-- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ceses trolling TG --

[I] ==>


Oh look. You think you can make out Rose and Roxy over the-.

Wait they look injured. You should probably visit them before going to John and Jade's Mario game.

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You drift a little closer to th-

Holy shit they are injured.

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This following panel will show you in color now. To view Rose and Roxy in color, please go through their part of the character select screen. Luckily for you, that won't take that long, since the very next panel will link back to the character select.

(And no, the dream-self stuff isn't making you look paler. Or it might be, since it would make sense and all, but for reffrence it isn't in this panel. You look like this but with a black outline and a brighter red disc normally.)

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RL: Dave?
RL: dave?
DS: hi
DS: wait
DS: ROSE ROXY HOLY SHIT ARE YOU TWO OKAY?
DS: ARE YOU BLEEDING?

TG: oh god look at them
BB: I know.
TG: usually they escape trouble without a scratch but this?
TG: what the hell
BB: Your bein overly protective of them fuckwads.
TG: yeah you have a point
TG: i think im just stressed out a little at all this shit going on at once
BB: Well yeah.
BB: It goze to show.
BB: Let your bro Dirk do all the dirty work.
TG: oh hell no
TG: hey since you can contact him because you sort of ARE him then give him this message
TG: dirk
TG: you
TG: will
TG: not
TG: surpass
TG: my
TG: skill
TG: as
TG: long
TG: as
TG: i
TG: am
TG: still
TG: alive
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And thus ends Dave's arc. But this isn't the end of SRAHD. After this, there will be a semi-lengthy portion focusing on all four of them.

Yes, that's the same conversation from Rose and Roxy's arc. On the mirror, it would make a lot more sense.

Dave's not melting by the feet or anything: that's supposed to be his toes pointing down.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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Updated mirror first.

[I] CLICK HER AFTER BEING BOTH OF THEM.


Yu r now ROSE.

Oh my! is it starting to RANE?

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DS: rose what happened?
RL: A DOGGIE mauled us.
RL: i was trying to get th key it was garding in order to get the threshure
RL: which was this chaos emrald
DS: oh
DS: well wait then
DS: you wanted a chaos emerald?
DS: you could have just asked me
DS: i mean its not like i have the red one with me right now or anything
DS: or should i say my waking self
RL: whats your wanking self doing?
DS: updating mspa
RL: STILL?
DS: yeah its a flash update

-- FUTURE DREAM tuntechGodhead [FDTG] began Daving DREAM turntechGodhead [DTG] FROM 3:13 am 14/2/2012 TO 6:34 13/2/2012 --
FDTG: yo past me
FDTG: before entering john and jades dreams i peeked into world 8-4
FDTG: it turns out these millennium guys are trying to pull all eight of our choise worlds out into the world and use them for resources
DTG: resources for what?
FDTG: i dont know but this is the millennium were talking about
DTG: holy crap you know spongebob just messaged me to look out for them
DTG: do you have any plans future me?
FDTG: well its not like were a kick-ass literal one-man army that can fire lasers and conjure everything
-- FUTURE DREAM turntechGodhead 2 [FDTG2] began responding to the conversation FROM 9:53 pm 14/2/2012 --
FDTG2: hey just letting you know in advance that we may need some backup tomorrow
DTG: say how did the mario session go
FDTG2: oh the gangs still playing it
FDTG2: at least the derpkids are
FDTG2: i have no clue about dirk
FDTG2: i cant find him
FDTG: so what backup are you proposing?
FDTG2: send rose and roxy into the game
FDTG2: and tell them to try to look for anything that could cause a "ghost barrier"
FDTG2: at least thats what karkats telling me
DTG: rose and roxy got mauled by a dog
DTG: wait until tomorrow from my time to tell them to go into the game
DTG: or in your case send them right now
FDTG2: yeah ok i will
DTG: wait heres a better idea
DTG: i have them here with me right now
DTG: knowing roxy that might not be a consistant thing
DTG: ill just tell them in advance
FDTG: dont forget to let them know that the millennium might be up to no good
-- FUTURE DREAM turntechGodhead [FDTG] ended the conversation --

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DS: hey while youre here
DS: do you think that tomorrow you can enter the mario session that john jade jane jake and dirk are in?
DS: and bring your tank
DS: wait wait wait i just remembered to ask roxy where the fuck did you get a TANK from?
RL: it was hidden in your house
DS: okay that just raises more questions than it does answer but im willing to accept that
DS: your mission is gonna take a lot of fire power
DS: and be on the lookout for anything ghostly or these guys in billiard looking hats known as the millennium
DS: but dont try to kill the billard guys for two reasons:
DS: youll put yourself in ocean-deep shit
DS: and theres this group thats specially handled to kill them called the fox crew
DS: you know the egberts and the harleys neighbor hank hill?
DS: hes part of the fox crew and he is in fact the leader
RL: What shuld we do about the Millennium.
DS: just dont do what they tell you to do
DS: theyll try to get you killed or help themselves bring their leader to power through "legal" ways

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DS: oh and one last thing

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DS: how about a kiss?
DS: for luck?
RL: YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!!!
RL: dave your supposed to like JADE!!
RL: i think you 2 will be sooooo much cutter then you and rose!!
DS: *sigh*
DS: rose care to explain to your sister for the umpteenth time?
RL: Jade is lezbian.
RL: So the pairing Dave/Jade wuld be SEXALLITY ERASHURE!!!!
RL: And that's no good!
RL: wait wat if u was a girl dave??
DS: oh no
DS: i know what youre thinking
DS: that inward journey gatorade is only for the mario players
DS: you CAN technically give it to me and whoops say hello to dame strider
DS: put i DARE you to walk all the way over to the deep hidden section of 8-4 and fetch that and force me to drink it
RL: .......
RL: well ill TRY to make dave/jade hapen
RL: but ONE things for shure
RL: i WILL get john and rose to kiss
RL: Yes but you must have to deel with his fainting problem first.

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SHIP LIST: (Only listing flushed because fuck the other quadrants)

• John/Nepeta
• Terezi/Feferi
• Gamzee/Aradia
• Equius/Karkat
• Vriska/Tavros????????
• Jane/Jake/Joan/Jaka
• Dave/Rose

Also Cleveland Brown/That guy from Hellsing who uses sharp cards but who cares about them? Also also you can probably expect around three more added by the end of the Mario Intermission.

Urgh. Most of the conversations involving Dave so far are just him talking while someone else listens. Or, in the case of Spongebob and Edmund, the other way around. I really don't like that.

I'm going to give a link back to this 3x pesterlog in hopes that it will slightly clear things up. And because I sort of had trouble finding the page in question.

I actually did not plan Roxy's idea to make a femDave to tie into her "John and Jake you look female now that wasn't part of the plan!" comment late into IA3. That was just a really nice coincidence. But yeah, originally she said that because she thought the inward journey would be inconvenient and that Dave would be a little more specific of the plan. But now... it's because Roxy really wanted Jade to be with Dave, creating a femDave if necessary.

EDIT: Wait this isn't TV Tropes/Wikipedia. Changed the formatting of the "Really" in the last sentence of the closing AN.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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Oh, and,

GPF does use suggestions, he/she just doesn't recieve a lot.

I'm a he, by the way.

[I] Dream DS: Stop making out with Rose and be Past Dream DS.


...You only follow the second part of that command. Your MAKEOUTS tend to take quite a bit of time, just like a certain other blonde couple from Total Drama Island. No wait you hate that show.

You are now Past Dream Dave. You are currently pulling Sollux out of his recuperacoon.

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SC: urgh...
SC: DV why da FUCK diid you wake me up?????
SC: god dammit you no how EERLY thii2 ii2?
SC: for troll tiime?
DS: dude i told you about this last night
DS: we need to work on making the cruxtraders
DS: so that i can have some prototyped stuff for when i finally conjure prospit
SC: yous plans are dum.
SC: and wy only pro2piit? not der2e?
DS: dude derse is the badguys
DS: and you dont have to worry about the sunlight for long
DS: since youre about to be transported into the mario session
DS: and if my time is correct then it should be just the beginning of night in that game from where your hive will be
SC: yu are a iin2ufferiibel priick yu know that?
DS: i know
DS: im a dick who runs shit
DS: like chris mcclean
SC: 2top reffiinciing total drama ii2land noone wache2 that 2how.
DS: i...
DS: ok you have a point about that
DS: say how long does it usually take for your personality to flip again and youre suddenly joking with me?
SC: biite me.
DS: (this is gonna be a long day)
DS: so just wait out for that big despite between the trolls and trols to occur
DS: once thats over with well meet back up in this lab
DS: until then ill find out what the millennium is up to

[I] Past Dream DS: Stop making out with Sollux and be Future Dream DS.


While you weren't doing the first part of that command, you would rather have that happen than have him lecture you when he's in his 'down' fraze. No wait. You have a girlfriend. If Rose caught you cheating on her she would freak out like Courtney did in Total Drama World Tour when- ARGHHHH!

You only have two weaknesses: (Well actually three as seen by the end of the last act, but we don't know what it is yet.) Total Drama and your let's play of Simpsons: Hit and Run.

So enough about that. You have entered Jade's dreamscape and you are now showing her how to use her dream powers by practacing on FLUTHLU, whom you have conjured up.

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DS: holy shit jade these are a lot of johns
JH: yea i no
DS: im actually kinda nervous
DS: like theyll suddenly gang up on me or something
JH: naw there cool
JH: hell john says he has ppeople like this but of ME in his dreems all the time!!!!!
DS: woah
DS: you two really need to see other people
DS: like me
DS: hell this snowstorm thats been closing our school for two days is over and tomorrow school will be back so you two can go there and see your classmates again

JH: say dave can you tell me waht ive been lissening to you in the first plase for????
JH: how i can "leeve my dreams" and shit?
DS: oh yeah that is sweet
DS: but you can only do it well and for a long ammount of time if you practice a lot or drink alcohol or have a naturally high dream meter or use some kind of magic
DS: or in my case all four
DS: im drunk as fuck
JH: yeah ok what do tho??
JH: like do i just keep going up or its there sum door that says, "go here to leeve reams."
JH: ive ben trying that ever since you found out about it on your own
DS: you see
DS: the first step to using dream powers
DS: actually LEAVING your dreams
DS: is the trickiest
DS: you go one place but its not any "true" dimensional direction
DS: its more of a sense thing
JH: ios it like the "fourth dimension" thing?
DS: yes and no
DS: while a persons dreamscape CAN conjure and reform it to have a four dimension or higher space it still doesnt matter what direction you go in the traditional sense
DS: instead you sort of have to "rearrange your senses" so that youre pushing yourself out of your mind
DS: its difficult to explain but once you get it youll understand

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You also send a siginal to John. Not the FIRE John, since you don't know of his wherabouts. Or that he even exists, for that matter.

This leads to a conversation in John's dreams which we have already read.

And the following log is not that conversation, so read it I guess.

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JH: like this??
DS: holy crap
DS: now see how long you can stay out before you wake up
DS: dont try anything fancy like abstracted thought just yet
DS: just...
DS: see if you can move around and stuff without expiring and waking up
JH: say wat if this dreemself dies before it expires...????
JH: is it lik coolstuck where they dream of tyhe afterlife??
DS: well...
DS: unlike coolstuck you can make more dreamselves after the old one dies
DS: but
DS: if a dreamself dies before it fades and you wake up...
DS: well...
JH: dave?
DS: its kind of disturbing but you should know this
DS: you will have visions of the afterlifes and youll see several different perspectives at once
JH: that dozent sound too bad
DS: its worse than it sounds
JH: hocome dying in dreems doesnt do this?
DS: well first its not really a death in your dreams most of the time
DS: and second sometimes it DOES happen if you like get hit with a large mass of subconcious energy or something but its really really really rare

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So yeah for the first time since the beginning I don't think I'm sure where I want to go with this story after this update. I mean, I don't really want to go back to John and Jade until I've wrapped up every plot line in this....

Jade's atom in my template sheet was multi-colored (like a JPEG or something), and that kind of made it a pain to recolor in the case of pale dreamselfs or Jude when he's outside of the Mario session. So I made a sprite of her with an atom that's just blue and black.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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Unfortunatley, Jade fades and returns to her dreams before really getting to do anything. Her SUBCONCIOUS dreams up another DREAM SELF for her.

[I] Future Dream DS: Stop making out with Jade and be that other Dream DS.


Why would you want to do what the first part of that command says you were doing? She might be a nice girl and all, but Jade smells like dead fish.

Anyway, this Dave isn't doing anything too interesting.

Except that he's about to get mobbed by more fanboys and fangirls as they arrive in their cars, as you can see in the bottom of this image.

[I] Dream DS: Stop making out with your fan/hateclub and be Future Dream Dave again, only a little more into the future.


You are still trying to keep Jane and Jake from catching up with John and Jade at this point in time. Although...

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ΓH: Say dave wy the fuck are you blue now?
ΓH: I thot there was alreddy you over there and hes red!

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You proceed to explain that Future Dave will use Temporal Replicsimile again, splitting into two more copies. Both of the copies has spawned/will spawn in the Lalonde's kitchen, where they will replenish their DREAM METERS using alcohol.

Oh look. He's already starting it. Not that this surprises you, of course. Given that you WERE him, and in a sense you still are, unlike the inward journey counterparts that you kind of hope are being created right now so that you won't have to worry about Roxy force-feeding you any of the gatorade.

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While you were expositing, the two break from your grasp and go into the castle. They thankfully don't follow John and Jade, since the portals they used had been closed.

[I] Past Future Dream DS: Stop making out with Jane and Jake and be Rose and Roxy.


ok deese mackout jokes r DUM.

You are now Lalonde in the future of tomorrow were you are enter the Mario game and r going thru it. You in World 6.

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-- energeticEostalgist [EE] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:00 am --
EE: yo dave
EE: youll never gess where im att
EE: you know that order you gave me yestday were i was to enter thae mario seasson?
EE: WELL IM ENTERING IT EERLY
TG: thats good to know
EE: well lemme tell you wat its for
EE: IM GONNA STEEL THAT QUEST GATORADE ASND MAKE YOU DRINK IT!!!
TG: oh shit
EE: say u know something?
EE: TYPING LIKE THIS IS KINDA COOL
EE: i think i mite pester jade whist typing like this
EE: IT MAY FREEK HER OUT
EE: am i freeking you out??
EE: YOU SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT!!
TG: well i dont know i think i might look damn good in a dress
-- EE ceases TG --

[I] +RL, -RL: Stop makking ot with eechother and LET'S GET BAK TO JOHN AND JADE!!!!


Ok WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU NOT MAKIG OUT WITH EACHOTHER.

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Yu r now EXPLOSING 8-4. Here's music.

You are very DEAP in this place. You've killed lots of badguys and done a lot of offscreen leveling up. There is a FURK in the roacd.

RECAP LIST OF EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM:
John (Mario Egbert)
Jade (Luigi Hardley)
Jane (Wario Egbert)
Jake (Γuigi (Waluigi) Harley)
Jean (John's counterpart)
Jude (Jade's counterpart)
Joan (Jane's counterparrt)
Jaka (Jake's counterpart)
Roxy
Dirk
Aradia
Tavros
Elitaa (Shitty fntroll)
Karkat
Kanaya
Terezi
Vrska
Equius
Gamzee
Eridan
Feferi

ITS EESIER TO LIST WHO'S NOT:
FIRE John
Dave
Rose
Sollux
Any Nepeta
Aranea
Meenah
Puerco (Elitaa's "good twin")
The other good twins

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ME: aw hell yes!
ME: we're almost at the end of all this!
ME: finly, this mario game will soon come to end!
LH: yay!
ME: now there's a FOCK in the rod.
ME: what do?

FIRE ME: hay rose1, you heer somethig?
RL: I beleeve it's yourself.
FIRE ME: cool!
FIRE ME: and since HE has a sylladex, i can finally put away these stupid epeta clones!
NL: >:6 < hay!
NL: >:6 < that us your tock1ng a6out!

ME: is that nepeta's voice?
KV: OH GREAT.
KV: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS CULDN'T GET WORSER.

NL: .3 < hay g0od
NL: .3 < i think i can heer 0ne of the 0ther nepetas over ther
NL: :22 < which 1 i2 it?
NL: :22 < HOO R YOU?
NL: B) < its indigo and teal nepetas RITE OVER HERE
NL: :6 < and yo are?
NL: :6 < state colors 1 cant reely see you tyour far away down that path
NL: ::::8 < cerluian maroon nd yellow

KV: THERE'S MORE FUCKING NEPETAS?

NL: :1 < DONT FORGOT TO ADD BROWN PURPOL AND NAVY TO YOUR L1ST
NL: :V < Yeah were all here too

KV: SO THAT'S A TOTAL OF EIGHT NEPETAS.
KV: ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
LH: karkat you beter shut the rfuck up nepetas cool
KV: I DON'T WANT TO B REMINDED OF THE NEPETA HOO IS DATTING HUMEN.
KV: ARGH!
KV: I AGANST TROLL/HUMEN!
KV: GOD I CAN'T BELLEVE I HAD HAD A CRUSH ON HER BEFORE!!!!!!
KV: YU KNOW WHAT? WY JUST STOP AT AT LEAST 9 NEPETAS?
KV: GIVE ME BILLIONS OF THEM!!!!!!!
KV: A ENTIRE WORLD, SWARMING WITH NEPETAS WHOS BLOOD IS EVERY FUCKING COLOR OF THE RAINBOW!!!!
KM: Dude You Rambling Again
KM: You Remmebr Waht Your Doctor Said About Your Ramblind
KM: Its bad For You
VS: Oh hay forgot to mention.
VS: His docter's dead.
VS: He was my Doctor too, and I saw him get sta88ed 8y Hank Hill.
LH: hay virgo girl......
LH: i like your adittude!
LH: maybe we can hang out a littel onse the game ends??
LH: or hell even during the game IDGAF
KM: Cool :D
KV: NO!!!!!!!
KV: JADE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!
KV: DOIN'T BUCKET KANAYA, BUCKET JOHN!!
TN: }:O
VS: Hay!!!!!!!!
VS: TAvros has a point!!!!!!!!
VS: You no how tramatizing 8uckerts were and how 8orderline pornographic the terms meens!
VS: Watch your language!
RL: (hay dirk cant someon file a complaint for sexual harrassment for that?)
LS: :O!!!!
RL: (oh)
RL: (still stunned about that kiss huh?)

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No, that "rose1" does not mean that there will be copies of Rose running around as there already are with the Egberts and Harleys. Yet. It was just a legitimate typo that I put into the adventure.

I wanted to set the gif to 1000 ms, but none of the options to let me change the settings worked (the list was brought up but clicking on the items did nothing), so I had to go with the default of 500 ms.

I can only hope that SRAHD didn't leave any questions regarding the events from Dave's and the Lalonde's perspectives left unanswered. That was kind of the point of this. I kind of wanted to do Homestuck's whole "show this thing, then again from another perspective" ever since IA1 (I had actually planned since I used the suggestion in question that Nepeta would be involved in giving John and Jade the Yoshi Egg, I just wasn't certain on the details), and since I'm mostly going by memory on this story....

I really need to re-read IA2. That is by far the most complicated subact so far.

EDIT: Okay I'm really going to try to change that gif tomorrow so that it won't be flashing so rapidly.

EDIT: Forgot to put the "[I]" tags in front of the first two commands I gave to Dave.

EDIT2: Added FIRE John to the list of people that wasn't with the group. Because really, why should I leave him out?

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KV: ARGHHH!!!!!
ME: rose pfffthth...
FIRE ME: DUDE DON't FAINT YOU CAN BE STRONGER!!
FIRE ME: i got over thi and can tock to her!
LH: yea and your datting nepeta!!
KV: DON'T REMIND ME.
KV: YOU KNOW JOHN, IF IT WASN'T FOR JADE IO'D TRY TO KILL YOU.
EZ: D --> Wait
EZ: D --> You in the red
EZ: D --> Are you the 1 in a fliushed relationship with nepeta
ME: um...
FIRE ME: yep!
EZ: D --> We need to talk
EZ: D --> Kakrat you talk with him too
ME: i don't like the sound of this...... D:
NL: >::::8 < say wate!!!!!!!!

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NL: >::::8 < wy is there gru8s of us?
NL: >::::8 < green ac said we from another universe!
NL: ::::8 < this makes no sense?
NL: :6 < oh um...
NL: :6 < 1 th1nk greenm nepeta l1ed
NL: :6 < you see were all achshally ecto61olog1cal ch1lds of all the other 12 trolls
NL: :6 < everyon 1n troll town plus el1taa
KV: WAIT.
KV: EVERYON?
KV: EVEN ME?
KV: DOES THIS TECNICALLY MEEN THAT NEPETA AND I ARE CHILD?
NL: yep
NL: im rite here

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KV: OEVQTRGGRJVYYORIBGRQBSSGUVEQVAGSFC!!
KV: NOPE NOP NOOEP
KV: THE ONLY WY THIS DAY CAN GET ANY WORSER IS IF MY GOOD TWIN WAS HERE.

KV: WAIT.
KV: HE'S NOT HERE?
KV: ok sweet.
KM: Hay Jade And Jude Those R Your Names Rite
LH: yep
LH: yep
KM: You Want Sum Weed
LH: .... ._.
LH: no where suposed to be a serious here
LH: so what kind of shit do you like??
KM: Oh You Know
KM: Boring Stuff
KM: Shittyy Romanse Nopvels And Occasionally I Have The Urge To Stick My Hand Down A Garbige Disposal
KM: I Alo Like To Wear Fashin
LH: that outfits not fashin
LH: it looks like normal shirt wih some red skirt
LH: fashin is when youy wear something that looks like a paint drinker vomited all over it
LH: ??????
LH: of course the moment i would fturn into a boy i have no more memories of what fahsin REELY is
WE: Isn't fashin ammount to where you dress like a prostitutE?
KM: Well If Thats The Diffinition Then YIKES!!!!!!! Im Not Into That!!!!!!!
KM: :C
FIRE ME: psst...
FIRE ME: i think i found the quantim scatter that the nepetas wanted me to see.

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TN: wOW THAT LOOKS AMAZING,
KM: Are You High Thats Just A Ball Of Energy Or Soemthing Its Not Very Impresonative
VS: Hay Tavy is a nise guy don't be a cock.
TP: TH4T TH1NG SM3LLS L1K3 D34D F1SH
TP: W41RT 4LL OF 8-4 SM3LLS L1K3 D34D F1SH
LH: dude i think thats just me
ME: hay equius you wanted to tock to me about tosomething?
EZ: D --> Yes
EZ: D --> It has come to my reelize that you are within flushed queadrant with nepeta
EZ: D --> A pisspoor humen like you in iwth her
EZ: D --> And i wanna let you no
EZ: D --> PLEESE TACK GOOD CARE OF HER!!!!
EZ: D --> T_T
KV: WHAT?
KV: YOU APPROVE POF THEM?
EZ: D --> Gamzee tot me the ways to appreciate all b100d colors and the humens
EZ: D --> Even your mutant case which is like the humen color
EZ: D --> But the higones are still STRONGER and better at sports then the lowerones and the humen
ES: DFont say stuff like that people wont like yoU
ES: It culd get you kicked off this teeM
EA: thats the dumbest bullshit ivve evver herd
EA: wwhy shuld wwhat a person say lead to evveryon hating them wwhen theyre the stronger members?
FP: Of sourse YOU would t)(ink t)(at -Eridan.
EZ: D --> Kissing up to me isnt gona get me to like you ampora

NL: :6 < HAY!
NL: :6 < can we all stoptalk1ng romanse and get on w1th th1s here?
NL: :6 < doez anyone know how the fuck th1s th1nk 1s supposed to work?
AM: um...
AM: sollux and dave mite
AM: they designed this game
GM: HoNk HoNk IlL tRoLl ThEm.
KV: NO GAMZEE! NOT YOU!

-- terminalCarpricuous [TC] began trolling twinArmegeddons [TA] at 1:00 pm --
TC: Yo SoLlUx bRo.
TC: WeRe At ThE qUaNtIm ScAtTeReR.
TC: wHaT dO?
TA: iif ii tell YOU you wiill forget.
TA: iill let dave take the messiige and 2end iit to 2omeon el2e.
TG: yo
TA: 2o there 2huld be a panel.
TA: open iit.
TG: hey should i tell everybody that they only have one hour left before the ripmaster makes her big move?
TA: ye2.
TC: wHaT aRe YoU tAlKiNg AbOuT :O?

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I'm using Caliborn's text color in the backgrounds/floors a lot in this adventure....

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TG: one of the biggest threats that is in this game will become such a huge threat in the first place
TG: the worst part of all is that she wasnt actually designed as a part of the game
TA: 2ay DV your pa2t 2elf driifted away for sum ree2on.
TA: what were you doiing?
TG: past dream me was trying to see if he could do anything about rip
TG: hes not answering me though
TA: 2o ii'm 2uddenly alone?
TG: nope past-future me is coming to your hive
TC: gUyS.
TC: i FlIpPeD tHe PaNeL cOvEeR.
TC: nOw WhAt?
TA: ok ok you 2hu;ld 2ee a IINTERFA2E WIITH coordiinate2.
TA: yu no how coordiinate2 work?
TC: No..
TA: god fuckiing dammiit.
TA: bh flsbefbrosgvagikgnds
TA: )(AY GAMZ-E-E IM TAKKING OVER!
TC: WhAt?

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TA: argh!!
TA: meenah ii2 fiightiing me!
TA: yo gamzee dawg let me tell you what to do
TA: first turn the wheely thingy so thats its pointed not at earth but to a SISTEM OF PLANETS
TA: thats so that it can send things into the mario seasson
TG: meenah stop this
TG: what the hell are you even doing at solluxes
TG: the good twin meeting is over
TG: and i wanted you to
TG: well
TG: do anything except go to the captors house
TA: set the time for a few minites into the future
TA: set the planit to troll town
TA: adjust the coordinates so that ther by solluxs hive within the mario session
TA: look it wilol be easier if you switch to camra mode
TA: zoom it in the house
TA: now you see the luigi player?
TC: Um...
TC: YeS.
TA: DAVE DO 2OMETHIING ABOUT THII2!
TG: im floating over to your hive as fast as i can
TA: rhbbkfersbfe oa
TA: now pull that lumchbox looking thigy out of her sylladex
TA: thats a computer
TA: and throw it into the scatterer
TA: hay if dave wants me to waste my time goin to a meeting and shit and haffing to go thru this dum mario game why not at least get a kickass computer out of it?

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LH: NO
GM: :O(
GM: I jUsT nEd To ThRoW iN yOuR cOmPuTeR.
LH: fuck off you shit stain piss fuck!!
AM: hay thats my matesprite OnO
LH: you have a fucking shitty taset in men then
FIRE ME: ok look i'll just threow the nepetas in myself.

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Since Gamzee already set the quantem thingy, they telepear in Sollux house.

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FIRE ME: there all done the nepetas are back in time and the loop is fulfilled yada yada yada.
FIRE ME: now let's go get sum chinese food.

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TA: damiit gamzee.
TA: what diid you do?
TC: nOtHiNg MaN iT wAs ThAt FiRe MaRiO.
TA: RUGH!
TA: now we must take them back two the 8-4!
TC: cAnT yOu JuSt TaKe ThEm YoUrSelF?
TG: the dude raises a good argument
TG: you need to get out of your hive man
TA: 2ay2 you.
TA: your 2tiilll out of the game con2ol and iin your hou2e.
TA: your only beiing iin here thru your dreem2lve2.
TG: ok fine
TG: you want the real me to get here?
TG: ill get here
TG: just give me some time
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EDIT: Accidentally wrote Gamzee's first line in the last panel with GM preceeding it, rather than TC. Since it's a pesterlog, not spoken.

AN:

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No, the next updates will not be Dave-centric. We've seen enough of him already.

So I've re-read IA2 up to just before John and Jade answer Rip. And yeah, I definitley miss the old days of this. I'm slowly trying to revert this adventure back, but I want to wrap up all the plot points I've introduced first. Because parody or not leaving so many threads like this with so much foreshadowing and stuff is kind of crappy.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

AN:

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Ok so I'm actually using a previous command for the first panel.

I actually had this planned for some time, I just couldn't think of an appropriate spot to use it.

[I] MME, FIRE ME: COMBINE TO FORM...


You FUSE COMBINE.

You become... my gawd... YOU BECOME....

[I] ====>


1/2 FIRE MARIO EGBERT.

You may have twice the helth and twice the magicks meters, but you can only use HAFF of the moves. The NORMAL John part of you is hapy that you get to fire flower, but the FIRE part is sad cuz he can't do it as well in this form. But both of you want the FIRE you to be happy. So you'll unfuse.

[I] ====>


Hay cool theres a chinese food restrant rite by The Evil.

[I] All: Ascend up the tower.


Screw the Pincess, you ALL want to eet sum of this.

GOD YOUR SO FUCKING HUNGRY NONE OF YOU ATE FOR ALL DAY!

oly the kids drank gatorade.

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ME: ...uh oh.
LH: what?
ME: usually when me, you, jane, and jake order chinese, we eat FOUR entries each divided mongst FOUR people.
LH: and?
ME: well theres us and jane and jake.
ME: plus counterparts.
ME: and there's FIRE me.
ME: and roxy dirk and... r-r-rose.
ME: and 9 nepetas.
ME: and 11 trolls.
ME: how can we do this with all thse extras, without any leftovers (none of us can fridge them not enuff room and jane and i hate wasting food) and with everyone getting euff to eet?
LH: thats 32 people toital
LH: just order 8 times as much
LH: we can still divide evenly
ME: oh.
[THIS WAS SHITY REFRINCE TO BIG BANG THEORY DUMPLING PARADOX.]

KM: Yo I Wanna Talk Cool With The Cool Girl
KM: Jade Do You Have Any Idea How To Play This Game
KV: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!
KV: AGAIN, I NO A FLUSHED RELATIONSHIP WHEN I SEE ONE
KV: STOP INTERRACTIONG NOW!!
KM: Karkat Go Fuck Yourself
LH: duuuuuuuude you are soooooooo coooooool
LH: r u reely dave strider in disgize??
RL: you seeeeeeee that guys????????
RL: i think there was just a dave/jade moment ther!
RL: THE SHIP DAVE/JADE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE CANON!
LH: roxy go fuck yourself
KV: DAVE'S NOT A TROLL, RIGHT?
ΓH: No hes this cool humen dude.
KV: GOOD.
KM: Jegus Jade Is This Roxy Chik Always Like This
LH: shes not always SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING but she is but nmore offen then youll like
RL: (hay karkat we both have something in canon)
RL: (we dont like certain ships)
RL: (ill make a deel)
RL: (none of me ships humen/troll)
RL: (and your willing to ship anything as long as theres no troll humen?)
RL: (ill send you a char that shows what to ship)
RL: (you told me on the way up hre that your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist right?)
RL: (well work together to make my otps hapen)

-- energeticEostalgist [EE] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 1:23 pm --
-- EE sent CG the file, ROXY'S SHITTING CHART ITS CANNON 10000% --
EE: ill leave pesterchum open 4 u answer me when you get to your computer

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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ME: fuck.
ME: jane?
WE: Yes?
ME: while we're eating.
ME: let's talk about our parents.
ME: so um while the short time i was with nepeta...
ME: she told me trolls are bad lifes.
ME: so let's cheeer them up!
WE: Sonds good idea! Let it be the done!
ME: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!
WE: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!

I MADE A BAKGROUND FOR JANE CUZ SHE WANTS TO TALK A LITTLE MORE VISIBLE TO BE A PROPER LADY.

[A][I] ====>


so there was a betty crocker [BC].

and this guy who was named the pranking harlequin [PH].

and PH met BC and stuff out in the oshin.

and they got to no eechother and stuff and fell in love.

[A][I] ====>


They got marryd and had kids.

But there was... something abnormal about it.

Before the marriage, BC got a curse casted on her that caused her kids to be born in equal and opposite good/evil twin pairs.

The good twin was John, who had had better skills naturally with the powers of positivity.

I'm the "evil" twin.

you know jane it's been rumored that this curse had us share the same body at first.

then we split.

kinda like with me and jean and you and joan.

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sadly, since we were all crocker heirs, there was lots of ASSASINATION ATTEMPTS at us.

PH and BC thought they could fend themselfs off...

but when they had us, they didn't want to take the risk.

They were about to put us up for adoption, but then this man suddenly came and adopted both of us.

He is Mr. Pop Egbert and a very good father.

But he took the clown theme of PH and kind of overkilled it.

yeah that guy became our dad.

so that's about it.

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TN: tHAT WAS BYOOFITULLL!!!!!
TN: i'M SO,, i CAN'T,,,,, tHAT WAS SO CUTE AND SAD!!!
TN: bOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN: wAAAAAHHHH!
VS: Tavros jesis.
TN: iT WAS SO SAD,, tO HEER THAT YOU WERE BEING ASSASINATED TRIED,,,,,
TN: tRAJICK STUFF,,,
VS: Um Tavros try to calm down a little.
KV: THAT WAS A WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME.
LH: karkat for onse i agree with you
LH: jade care to tell them about OUR parents life?
LH: HGELL YEAH!!!
ΓH: Urgh jade you know dirk gets unconfterable about heering about his dad rite?
LH: so???
LH: dirks out of it
LH: watch
LH: dirk!!!!!
LS: :O!!!!
LH: hes still stunned about that kiss!!
LH: jude and i had to drag him thru 8-4!!!!!!
LH: alrighte kiddies buckle up
LH: 'cuz im gonna tell you a REAL fucking ancestor story!!
LH: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

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Okay there's a lot of stuff that's going to happen and finally learning about the kids' ancestors I want to be the first thing. PH and BC's story will lead to the others', as seen here, which will later lead to... well... you'll see. It's kind of dark.

Pranking Harlequin is the guy in white (and, on one panel, a black tux), Betty Crocker(????) the one in red.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

[A][I] ====>


so lets start when they were kids

there were these three boys raised at an orphanige

they were orphans because they - like john and jane - where heirs to some pretty high-priced shit

unlike them, their biological parents were assasinated

so lets say who these motherfuckers are!!! (i guess you can say..... they will be motherfuckers since theyll fuck our mothers!!)

Jade....

okay okay sheesh

so

im gonna call them by nicknames since it sounds cooler

and i dont know any of their real names

this one dude was known as reddy mccoolshades [RC]. hes dave and dirks dad and one badass mofo too. thats all you need to know about him

there was another badass known as the drunken obliterator [DO] hoo was the master at fiting when he was drunk. he was also some kind of "wissard" and knew the magics. hes rose and roxys dad

RC and DO were... "friends" but im shure they was in a gay relationship

the third guy was adventure dude [AD]. hes the dad of me jude jake and jaka but hes kind of LAME

Hay!

aw come on jake!!!!!

[A][I] ====>


AD got sick of the orphanage

cuz those guys there were jerks!!

he stormed off out into the sunset

although since the sun was rising since he was like, escaping at night...... you could say he rode off into the sunRISE!! lol

noone thought that was funny?

noone?

ok fine

well this is where the evil bitch came in

[A][I] ====>


her nickname was the sleepy dogwoman [SD]

er..... the dogGIRL since she was just a girl at this point in the story

but thats gonna change soon since im not detailing how they grow up

she knew who RC was and was all like, "hay bitch your family was from rich right?"

being the "friend" he was, DO tryd to say, "dont do anything to him do it to me!!!!!!"

but she didnt know about hoo DO was since his family was mostly famous for what they did in some asian country with a bizzare name adn SD only really studied AMERICAN heroes back them

she took off with him on her DOG, kidnapping him

the orphanage did nothing about this since they were jerks!!

[A][I] ====>


for about a decade and a haff SD didnt make RC do anything TOO bad

she mostly just made him wash her dishes and shit. and sometimes rob a bank or something

but she still made him into her slave. being an orphan herself and living in her own house, SD didnt have anyone living with her that she needed to explain herself to

and eventually, thru some sick way....

they started getting along a little, and against all odds

he began to love her

OnO
D:{
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Damn Dawg
>:[
Aw........ just like Mindfang.
D --> GOOD GRAVY!
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wwhat you meen like a kismeses
>38(

HAY ROXY,

dammit jade you alway say this when you tell people about our parents.....

THIS MAKES DAVE AND I SORT OF LIKE SIBLINGS HUH??????

I still cannot belive you can't take the time to remember my dad's name.

I keep informing you it's Berton.

[A][I] ====>


but they didnt have me and dave

they did, ONCE THEY WERE OLD ENUFF, had a kid named dick

and next this is where the story gets REELY interesting:

the ship battle

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CG: YO ROXY.
CG: I'M NOT LISSENING TO THE JADE HUMEN'S RAMBLINGS.
CG: SHE'S REMINDING ME OF ARANEA.
CG: SO I SAW YOUR MESSAGE AND...
CG: YOU'RE ASKING WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME.
CG: NOMRALLY I'D TRY TO GET COUPLES TOGETHER BUT THIS IS GONNA BE WAY TOO DIFFICULT.
CG: LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.
CG: JOHN CAN BARLEY TALK ABOUT ROSE WITHOUT FAINTING.
CG: OKAY THERE'S HIS fire SELF BUT HE'S NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN TROLLS IN THE FIRST PLACE I THINK SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM.
CG: ROSE AND DAVE ARE IN A TIGHT RELATIONSHIP. YOU'RE NOT HOOKING ONE OF THEM UP WITH ANYONE ELSE WITHOUT BREAKING THEM UP.
CG: AND I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST DON'T BREAK UP COUPLES UNLESS THEY'RE NOT GOOD TOGETHER.
CG: FINALLY DIRK ONLY LIKES GUYS AND JADE ONLY LIKES GIRLS
CG: YOUR CHART IS A FUCKING MESS
CG: THE ONLY THING YOU DID RIGHT WAS JANE<3JAKE SINCE ALL THEY DO IS SMACK LIPS
CG: YOU DIDNT PICK THAT ONE LOVESICK COUPLE TO BREAK UP BUT YOU DID OTHER?
CG: HUH?
CG: AND THE WORST PART OF ALL IS...
CG: I HAVE A BETTER FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OF THESE GUYS THEN YOU, AND I'VE ONLY KNOWN THEM FOR LIKE A FEW HOURS.

CG: DO I HAVE TO DRAW A PICTURE?
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL.

AN:

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Reddy McCoolshades looking sort of like a smuppet in the last image was completely unintentional.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

AN:

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Yet another "running out of time and didn't want the 'recent pages' to say I updated tomorrow when in my timezone I updated today" day. Sigh.

[A][I] ====>


now lets introduce the last other two ancestors

ther both chicks in case you werent paying attention and theyre adults at this point in time cuz there childhood wasnt important

dave and dirks mom was known as sum katana chick [KC]

she was also kind of like from a asian contry and trained there a lot with her katana

she had been hired by the other ancestor, grand highbuck lalonde [GH] who was really rich, to be her bodygard

and they were about to host a cruise ship ride

a really fucking FANCY ride

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so of course SD wuld want to steel it

oh and btw DO was on this ride too

GH also hired DO to be her bodygard too some time ago

btw DO moved out of the orphanage at age 18 cuz they were jerks

hell i even think RC had a better time being SDs slave/servant compared to the orphanage since she fed him reel food and shit

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EE: yo
CG: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATENTION TO THE STORY?
EE: dude she tells this story to everyone she knows
EE: and my dad keeps telling me about it
EE: i have it memorized by now
CG: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CORRECTIONS?
EE: they suck

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RC did all the "minor work"

like taking out the more unimportant security gards

throughout SDs and RCs pirating they picked up lots of super powerful wepons

up to and including shit that can move thru time

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CG: REALLY?
EE: yea
EE: you have a shitty taste in ships
CG: WELL FINE
CG: GIVE ME A COUNTERARGUMENT
CG: ACTUALLY EXPLAIN WHY YOU SHIP THESE COUPLSE WHEN ONLY ONE OF THEM MAKES SENSE
CG: AND GIVE ME A GOOD REESON

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so john you said during you ectobiology shit to create lord major quimy that 1 of the monitors showed a plant that looks like a cue stick?

yes.

i am almost CERTAIN that that is the time plant. eating it lets the person who ate it travel around for brief periods

it also had some temporal skills itself too, but it doesnt use them since its a fucking plant

when quimby was ecto-made, he had the abilitys of the plants DNA and culd move thru time

and.... im not shure but i think that the ectoDNA of ed edd n eddy: the mis edventures allowed him to extend that to not just a few inches or seconds per travel but to the point where he can nearly manipulate all of spacetime to himself

but im getting myself sidetracked here

just ask aranea

who?

ill tell you later

but for now, im telling ANCESTORS!!!!! to these trolls!

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EE: dont yu think they will be soooo cuuuuuute together?
CG: OH MY GOD.
CG: THAT'S YOUR WOLE REASONING BEHIND BEING A GIANT PAIN IN THE ASS ABOUT YOUR SHIPS
CG: THEY CAN DIE OFF FOR ALL I CARE
CG: ESPECIALLY THE JADE HUM,EN
EE: dont you ship cuz its cute?
CG: I AM 100% DOING THIS SO THAT WE DON'T DEEL WITH TROLL/HUMAN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
CG: TROLL/HUMAN DATING CANNOT WORK
EE: i dont think it can work either
EE: so wy dont you agree with me?
CG: YOU SHIP IMPOSSIBLE COUPLES JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT.
CG: THATS BAD ENUFF, BUT THEN YTOU WANT THEM TO BE CANON AND BUST YOUR ASS TO GET THEM TOGETHER?
TG: yo
TG: im butting in to say
TG: you realise all this talking about trying to match us up is really fucking creepy right
TG: hell i might even make out with terezi once i get here in person just to piss both of you off
CG: AI YAI YAI!! PORQUE?
EE: stop sppeeking spanish

[A][I] ====>


lalonde then sent KC to go after them, while DO stayed to protect her

man yu just KNOW that if she sent the man to do the asskicking wile the woman protected her shed be called sexist

jade we talked about this.......

oh sorry

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EE: and dave
EE: stop butting into my privite conversashons or else ill give the person im supposed to be tocking to ONE ON ONE ALONE WITH NOONE ELSE a link to your..... lets plays
TG: you evil bitch
TG: threatening me with blackmail
EE: acshally if you dont try to confess to jade to see what hapens i will open a memo and give a link to everyone
TG: oh no!
TG: im being subjected to a typical blackmail dating with someone because you think we might be cute together
TG: maybe well even end up
TG: yeah no
TG: roxy this is it
-- TG sent CG the link, "lets play SHit and Run part 1" --
TG: oops i accidentally sent karkat my embarrasing lets play of simpsons hit and run i made when i was younger
TG: i guess you cant threaten me anymore
EE: :(
TG: your dating shit has got to stop
TG: and i know the one person who will find a way to end it

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering arcenicCatnip [AC] at 1:30 pm --
AC: bissy
TG: dammit
-- AC ceases TG --

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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so KC was fiting RC becuz SD sent him out to fite so that she cule steel the riches from GH herself

oh yeah and i gues i shuld mention they took dick there because it was dicks 19th birthday and they wanted to give him a "present" of shitloads of cash

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CG: ARE YOU STIL THERE, DAVE?
EE: we shuldnt tock on pesterchum about ships anymore
EE: it isnt safe
EE: the text haz eyes.........
EE: dave culd be not here, or still herre and not tryping
EE: sh...........
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

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they then got along at there like of sords and anime

bordering on a relationship

she made RC question if he reely liked SD

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EE: chat wiff me in public
EE: come on im going outside of this resturant to try to fight The Evil
EE: someon needs to kill that asshole nyway
EE: i dont even like chinese food
CG: WEL I DOO.
CG: I'LL JPOIN YOU AFTER I FINISH MINE.
CG: THIS SHIT IS DELISHIS.

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drunky there is then sad that his "frend" has ben acshally working for SD

they also semed to have been forming a little ROBOUND relationship

Well yeah when you put it that way.

Jade, your doing this all wong.

My father did not give up on Dave and Dirk's dad so easily.

so there WAS a gay relationship

come on rose its more obvious then spongebob and patrick

Yeah ok.

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EE: urgh
EE: just thinking about that shit makes my stomach hurt
CG: YOU SHULD BE HURTIN
CG: YOU SHIP TERIBEL SHIPS.

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and then SD was wocking around when she found AD

AD as it turns out was ALSO abord the trip

and around here is where the striders parents and the lalondes parents started having coitus

and SD, AD, and dick wocked in on RC and KC

SD was like "AW HELL NAW REDDY MCCOOLSHADES YOU DID NOT JUST CHEET ON MEH NOT COOL D:<"

and then RC hoo waas finished by this point said, "GIRL, YES I DID!!! MMM HMMM!"

dick was, "YOOOOOO I SAW MY DAD SLEEPING!!"

and then SD was all, "YEAH AND YOULL SEE UR MUM SOON!! SOME ON ADVENTURE DUD!"

ands then AD was all like, "girl i aint sleeping with tat until i see your ass turn arond"

so she turned and AD was all, "DAYMMMM!!!"

and they did it rite there and dick was like "YOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Wait When Did This Turn Into Jerry Springer

At this page. Don't worry, you don't appear to have missed anything.

this story is just terble i prefer the one about john and janes parents

aw come on! were just getting to the REALLY exciting part!

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EE: says you >:(
EE: yu know chatting with yo wasnt helpfull
EE: ill speek to the nepetas sometime soon
EE: mabey THEY can get a cupol togehter
CG: NEPETA WONT BE ON YOUR SIDE
CG: ONE OF THEM IS DATING JOHN
CG: WHICH IS WHY I AM SO INSISTANT ON GETTING HIM TOGETHER WITH JADE
CG: ITS NOT A HARD CONCEPT TO HAVE SEX WITH.
EE: woah
EE: really??
CG: OOOPS.
CG: THAT TYPO.
CG: I MENT TO SAY, "ITS NOT A HARD CONCEPT TO UNDERSTAND."
EE: well then thats one FUCK of a typo
EE: fown of worry: :C
-- EE ceases pestering CG --

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there were also these... "law-abiding fugitives"

looking back and remembering what rip told me i think thy where the millennium

they time traveled to the scene with their boss or something since they do stuff like going thru time since there boss can apearantly time travel

one of them had had sum plans......

i no it was a girl and if theey WHERE the millennium it mite be rip

dude im shure it IS rip

dave said shes up to no good

plans to make some good/evil twin pairs

so this person who im 99% shure is rip began to cast a spell

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You know, I had originally planned to be a huge dick about hinting that Rip was Jade's biological mom in this, cumulating in one update where on the final page she outright calls Jade her daughter, only for the update right after that to say that Rip was joking. But.... I didn't think I could really pull that off well, and the format I want to do these next few updates kind of limited it.

Ancestor arc #2 is almost over.

In case it isn't clear because of the drawing, Reddy McCoolshade's... shades were one lense Kamina style, one lense Ben Stiller style when he was a kid. As an adult and working with Sleepy Dogwoman, he still has a Stiller lense, but his other lense is square-like to reflect her glasses.

Janitor (that 10 guy) is reffering to all the dead bodies on the ship. Reddy McCoolshades and Sleepy Dogwoman killed a LOT of people, okay? They're not in the panel because I'm lazy.