Sweet Jade and Hella John: How "Twilight" saved and nearly doomed the world.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

Keep suggesting for what movie John and Nepeta should visit. In the mean time, let's have another PROSPECTIVE SWACH.

I'll use the "Fuck You Trol" suggestion and others later.

The Update:

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[I] VS: crwal away


Wile teh form votes foer the movies, LETZ BE VVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAA!! !!!!!!!

You mangage to get unto a weelchar.

(NOTE HER FEAT R NOT CUT OFF IT JUST LOCKS LLIKE THAT B/C I CANT DRAW THEM SITTING DOWN.)

[I] ==>


O carp. Travos! Loox lik we have a cace of...

[I] ==>

Yes, I am aware than Yin is usually seen as the evil/black side and yang is seen as the good/white side. (Inb4LOLracism.) That's the point.

Also, I find it amusing how the URL for the second image contains "Egg" in it ("BOEgg"). I'm not sure why.

[OrangeAipom]

Alchemize a movie that is all of the above.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

>[D][I] ME: Alchemize a movie that is all of the above.


LOL Alchimitir is just a thig in your frend DAVE SHTRIDERs comioc Coolstuck. Its is abot 2 3 cool dudes playing a gam but it turns out that the erth is endign and theres thesen kingdums of lite and dark and then sum of the kingdom is in desert erth in futre and all time traval and alternuniverce and that the game makes NEW WORLDS and jusofhbur;esasbdfhjsmAAAAAAAAAAH!

You lik it, but its confushing. Also someon rant it thru bad translater, caling it BUFFET BREAKFAST.

>[D][I] date: be ruined by fuck you trol


You a littel late. They are left.

HM??? Wat is that kinda cerpy babby thingy?

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We won't be seeing Jade again until John's date mini-arc is wrapped up. The reason why is because I want some sort of "mirroring" theme with events after (hint: It involves the "[color=#ff1500"]OOOOOOOOOO...[/color]" from Nepeta's new house/hive).

Hey, the formatting is kind of broken in the mirror. For one, I can't change text size even though I copy-paste the source. I also don't know how to center the text.

Fuck You Trol is (C) Trol Seasson 2011-2012.

[Edrobot]

>Suddenly THE GOHST of OPHECHUS TEHG GRET (from ALABASTER) appears.

>Ghost of OtG: Challenge Fuck U Troll to a game of DOOL MONSTERS For a X3 CROSSOVER COMBO!

[Baconlike]

put in sbug with dis gam

[Mibbs]

[Dalmationer]

[P_equals_NP]

but he was heard again right?

(be: daredevil)

[Great Pikmin Fan]

>[D][I] ==>


You combine them anywai with your BAD MOVY MAJIC (yes thers a meter for that shit)

>[Movy][D][I] ==>


The movie is starts with a man robing a bank naked.

>[Movie][D8][I] ==>


BUT THEN ANOTHER NAKKED IS THER? WTF?

(She naked chick cuz horror movys ned more fanservise and les creepy girls.

Movylog:

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hawnted Chik Monster Curseer talks to bank ROB
HCMC: hay wat you doing this is my place to scar everyoin and kil them.
BR: Im rbobbing!
BR: now get the fuck outta da way or i blow your fcucking hed off!
HCMC: I'd lik to see you try.
HCMC: I AM INVINSABLE!
BR: ya but i have gun!
HCMC: even tho you r my brother, i stwill want you to JOYN ME AS HAREM MAN AND HIZ FOLLOWERS!
BR: wat.
HCMC: sorry the script is a littel fucked up it disorganizo cuz of merging and asslod of movys.

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Scriptlog:

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HS: Wassap, mah homies?
HCMC: aw hell naw.
BR: ya I must agreee.

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-Snip-

It's sweet Jade and Hella John, Not Sweet John and Hella Jade. If you're going to fuck my adventure, its locations, and everyone in it, at least get your facts right.

And the reason why it's that way is because of something I haven't even published yet.

[Mibbs]

It's sweet Jade and Hella John, Not Sweet John and Hella Jade. If you're going to fuck my adventure, its locations, and everyone in it, at least get your facts right.

And the reason why it's that way is because of something I haven't even published yet.

fixed

[Great Pikmin Fan]

>[D][I] ==>


DAT LOG

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ME: jeez this moviy is a littel sucky.
ME: and seing what i do like, THATS SAYING A FUCKLOAD OF SOMETHING..
NL: :|| < ya *ac thinks this is too weerd.*
ME: i meen, WERE ARE THE EENE?

>[Movy][D][I] ==>


LOG NOT PART OF THE MPVIE

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ME: yesh! YESH!
NL: :33 < hehe street fiter reffrance.

[greenMachine]

>get ejected from the movies because u r miners.

[OrangeAipom]

Stop jumping in front of me I can't see the movie.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

GPF: Do a romance related update because it is valentines day as of now.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

>[Movie][D][I] GPF: Do a romance related update because it is valentines day as of now.


Oh hell no.

Movyscriptlogg

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HS: Ah! Monstars!
BR: Nise goin ya dumass! They no monsters!
E: no!!!!!!!! dubol d!!!!!!!! i gess tat...

>[M][D][I] ==>


>[D][I] ==>


Phyche! sort of...

Come to thick of it, you (marrow egbert) kinda lik Nepeta in that way. You awaanna make THE MOVES but don know quite how. Plus, if you do,, there is a slit chanse of ending the daet early. (Eether she rejecks you or you culd win both of which may cut this shitty mingame short.)

WHAT DO?

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That colored sentence in the first and third panels, by the way, is my author quirk. For when I'm talking to the audience, rather than narrating. This also applies for my self-inserts in Onionstuck, If I will have any.

You can't quite tell from that sentence, but each line is supposed to have a sentence number of a multiple of three. The first third is colored red, the second yellow, and the third blue. And if I'm not in the (in-universe) mood to do that, any excess words will be in green. Dark green, like this.

It's supposed to be sort of Pikmin related.

Also, yeah, I commanded myself right there.

Ed sprite gotten from a sheet by ZombieXD. I'll look for the site later, but during my search for it I found another one that also includes the other cul-de-sac kids.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

MARO EGBERT: Grab nepeta by the shoulder, look here dead in the eyes and kilss her on the mouth. do it. DO IT NOW. YOU KISS THAT GURIOL!!!! YOU KISSS THAT GUREKL THEIS INSTANT!!!!!11

[OrangeAipom]

man i cant enjoy this stupid movie with the dumb heart in the way

[Great Pikmin Fan]

>[D][I] ==>


You thiock about HARTSTUCK (other advenchure dat SIMS) (link) (Not Legend of Zleda link) and hw the man character is all 'bout being ♦♦♦PLATONIC♦♦♦ and NO KIS AT FIRST. Maybey you can get some avise from it....

>[D][I] ME: Grab nepeta by the shoulder, look here dead in the eyes and kilss her on the mouth. do it. DO IT NOW. YOU KISS THAT GURIOL!!!! YOU KISSS THAT GUREKL THEIS INSTANT!!!!!11


but you decide SCEW IT and you just kissss her. Shes shocked at first (Hense the "?")

Also wate wate wate EVOL YOSHI??? (REmembre?)

AN:

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Hey guys the Dating segment is almost over.

[BenBen]

Nepeta: Slep him across the face.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Nepeta: Kilss bak.

Fixed that for Romance.

[Dalmationer]

who is bak? chewbak? the bear from star treck?

[greenMachine]

It could be a backup of Malleo Egbert, held in a .BAK file (used to a common file suffix for backups, back in the day).
It could also be some constipated dog...

Or maybe it's both, which would mean eval yosii!

[Weather Report]

Evol Yoshi: Evolv intwo Charithird, the flami dragon pokeymonster.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

>[D][I] NL: Slep him across the face.


That is a littel rude. you alway like Karkat so mabey this is not the time it only AFTER you are a confessional to hom. so mabey you do somethig that isn't slep but...

(ALSO CARP I FORGET THAT EVOSHY IS RED NOT DORK RED

>[D][I] NL: Kliss bak.


T%hen you rember HE IS MATSPRITING TEREZI so he no avlibel.

you then haze the SLOPPY MACKOUTS.

NOTHERTHING can interrupt you now. Unles, say., EVOL YOSHI waz to return, but thats just a plot poynt forgett, rite?

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EY haz the fire. But John and Neppeta teleprotashon away cuz the dating ois over and they only in this date part of ISE WURLD cuz of the CQE.

(NOTE that wen you go to dating mingame you only go to restrant 'nd movys at the world you in so sence they at W7 they at W7 place if Trolls do it they at Troll Town place.)

>[D][I] ==>


U o.

fyre (AGAN)!!!!!!!!

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Yeah... miscoloring Evil Yoshi was another real mistake.

To clairify, when someone goes into the dating section, they are teleported to a restaurant within the world they are in. When the date is over, they teleport out. But the characters can leave and visit these places on foot, which is how Evil Yoshi got there; it's not a parallel universe thing or anything like that.

By the way, I was looking through the images and I noticed that it was... wierd to see Yoshi (Evil or no) in the original size he was drawn, and not shurnk/compressed. So, unlike later images where he was shrunk, for the last panel I decided to rip the sprite strait from the drawing in the panel where Jade is knocked off the ship, to share that wierd feeling.

[BenBen]

Get back to the actual game.