Sweet Jade and Hella John: "murder is still illegal, right??"

[Roselalonde]

I found the image for you

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> vreska: crwal away

[P_equals_NP]

Find your friend Dale Pickle, maybe he can help

[Great Pikmin Fan]

The Update:

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This is tyouer shitlist. You have:

• Luke Volemtyme (1) hes fast and kuts with a niffe.
• Jan Valemtime (2) he can shoot FUCK YOU beems and they hurt.
• Tublicacaney "Card Gy" Alehambre (3) he uzes cards that are shorp.
• Scrodumer (4) he has WEERD QUAMTEM SHIT powerz you have no fucking ideea how he works.
• Zoren "hahaha i inception you" bliss (5) she makkes illushons.
• Bootler (6) he can cut you with string floos.
• DR Docter (7) he into siense but you no worry about him anymorrow since he's DED.
• Lucky "THE CRAPTAN" Failington (9) He wherewolf.
• Janiter (10) he onse the leeder before Qimby brok in so hes a littel sad/pissed that he got demotshon.
• Eric Fartman (11) he's a jirk.
• Hiidra (12) CARFUL HE CAN BREETH FIRE!
• Waterwrath (13) He's a gost oooooooooo...
• DETH MECHA (14) he haz huje guns and missels and shit wach out LOL.
• Darkhorce (15) He's cool man he be pimppin.
• LEEDER: LORD MAJOR QUIMBY he's corrupt.

Agan, you just killed the Dr. What now?

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Acally no this is stupid.

Lest vbe John agan. (but well get back to HH)

This is options.

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Tyouy combine yourself with Yoshi for MARIO ON YOSHI.

It aks if you want to fuze with the Yoshi but youd rathar not. aftar all, the thot of a humenyoshi combo makes you feel uneesy.

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While her you mit as well fuck with the other options so now wat?

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I'll post the full template for the hitlist (no strikethrough, #8 added) after Hank does his inevidible "HUGE BITCH bluh bluh" drawing. It shouldn't take long, since I already did the drawing (I just editted it out for the image on this update).

Any drawing that isn't copy-pasted would likley not be a part of their final designs and were, in fact, just quick sketches of them. The exceptions are Doc and Waterwraith, who were taken from a character template (like the one I have for Mario Egbert and Luigi Harley, except that image is used as the very second panel. Third, if you count the title screen.) And, obviously, "DETH MECHA", and Darkhorse. The image for Hydra won't be the real image, as that was actually taken from a DRAGON, rather than a Hydra.

Also, sorry for the lack of using suggestions in these recent updates. But I promise I will use some of these later on.

Fun Fact: The image used for "Hiidra"/Hydra is actually taken from a single-headed dragon. But I assure that when we actually see Hydra's full body, it will really be that of a hydra.

"Sexy Mod" and "Alow Hentie" jokes shamlessly taken from HeartStuck. While we're on the subject of unoriginal/stolen (is it stolen if you at least give credit?) jokes, "Check Querterly Irnings" and Jan's FUCK YOU beams based on gags from Trol Seasson. Who knew an update with original, albit shitty in an ironic way, art could have such unoriginal content?

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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Ho long as it ben sense we was Jade agan??? TOO LOG.

[I] LH: entre, but get you're VACUM frist.


You capalog a vacuwm and jump out of the way to AVOYED getin punched by youre modis. Karkat gets punched insted.

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NOW IN THE ARCTIC. (Musik)

Tallking:

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[left]
KV: OK THIS IS CLOS TO TGHE CARD.
KV: WE SHULD BE GETTING NEERER.
KV: AND STOP GARBING STUFF OR YOUR MODUS WIL PUNCH ME AGAN.
LH: sorry i just dont lik geting punched
LH: but the modis can be uzed for so much otherstuff so it is good!!!!!
?: OOOOOOOOOO...
LH: no its the weerd gost sonds agan!!!!!!

So yeah, suggestions should still be on what John should do in the options menu. I already planned out what will happen with Jade and Vriska.

Play your cards wrong, and you'll end up with a brief Ed, Edd n Eddy intermission.

[Roselalonde]

> LH: chek out that peerson in the corner

> .ME: turn hentie on

[greenMachine]

>Turn off Good Graphics and Wii Fii.
>Explode Nepata.
>Check Cheats for BADownBUpDownDownY, enable if there (from a Donkey Kong Country)
>Check Cheats for the Konami Kode, enable if there (from ALL OF THEM)
>Check Cheats for DOUBLEVISION, enable if true (from Diddy Kong Racing)
>Check Cheats for JUSTIN BAILEY NARPAS SWORD0 000000 000000, enable if there (from Metroid)
>Check Hax for Moon Jump, enable if there
>Check Hax for Bottles' Revenge Mode, enable if there (from Banjo Tooie)
>Check Hax for Debug Menu, enable if there
>Check Check Quarterly Earnings...

[BenBen]

Turn on sexy mod.

someone was bound to say it eventually.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

This is only part one of the update. Part two will be tommorow.

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[I] LH: chek out that peerson in the corner


That's not a story gui. igrone him

[I] ME: turn hentie on


Wat hentai? Ther only sownd. (hay I no want this to be NSFW sorry.)

[I] ME: Turn off Good Graphics and Wii Fii.


GG bein turned off makks you turn into NESS. (All the yous)

You turn it bax on.

You have no fucking ide what the wiifii doz. You turn oit off but theere is no de-frense between on or off. You leeve it off.

[I] ME: Explode Nepeta.



Y u wanna do that?

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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[I] ME: Turn on sexy mod.


THIS IS STUPIDO.

You turn it of rite away after seeing the preevew.

[I] ME: Check Cheats and Hacks.


Bothe of them r a imput screan. Hax locks the same but I no wanna do another pannel to sho that.

[I] ME: Enable Konami Code.


You enabel it...

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Yout strife spesibus now has MOAR BULLETS. (fuck yeah!)

But it is hammer so theres no poynte to it.

[I] ME: Check Quarterly Earnings.


Jade sed something about not doing this but eh fuck her.

YOU CURIOUS. LIKE CUROUS GORGE.

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ok now wat the fuck? a ♥♥♥DATEing minigam?♥♥♥

Don't worry, Karkat/Nepeta fans, in spite of that last image John/Nepeta is likley not going to become a thing. (After all, what about the kisss from the Pincess?)

For future refference, "Check" (Not "Check Quarterly Earnings," just "Check") brings up a menu for what to check. It has things such as map, sylladex, and even the enclosed instruction book.

And that reminds me. John and Jade spent nearly the entire adventure as Mario and Luigi, and it never occured to me to shove in a Hotel Mario joke? (Unless you count "enclosed instruction book," even though it's not technically in the adventure yet.) For shame, me, for shame.

Found the Hank Hill image here. (WARNING: Some of the images contain NSFW text, but the images themselfes aren't that bad.)

[OrangeAipom]

but what about nepeta/john fans?

[P_equals_NP]

but eh fuck her.

literally do this

[Mibbs]

but what about nepeta/john fans?

but what about people who have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread and never has

[OrangeAipom]

but what about people who have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread and never has

It's called PRETENDING duncebucket.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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WTF?????????

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Now on datting minigam

(if you ned instrucshons on how the fuck this works, CHECK ot the enclozed instuction book.)

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ME: so uh... wat men do you lik?
NL: :33 < Uh sawwy i only date trolls.
NL: :33 < cuz karCAT/Karkitty saids that its like interspeesies.
ME: like bestiallily?
ME: o come on we alook all similarime and shit.
ME: we can stil date!
NL: :33 < noep i only want katkoity in myy flush quaTrent.
ME: wat the fuck is ta quadrent?
NL: :33 < u no that humens have 1 romantics?
ME: ya.
NL: :33 < well trols have 4.
ME: bullshit. moo... athats a cow makking that bullshit.
NL: :33 < ya i no it complikashons...
NL: :33 < but mabey if we can be frends then s33 if we can dat the further!
ME: BUT QWE DATING RIT NOW!
NL: :33 < o.
NL: :33 < o d33r.
NL: :33 < well i no wana macke this too far in case i can stil karkatty.
NL: :33 < but fur no lets just se how this goz.

Well now wat?

:> _:

literally do this

Just to be clear, are you reffering to Nepeta, who John was with/on a date with in the last update, or Jade, who was the person reffered to in that sentence?

but what about nepeta/john fans?

They had better start making suggestions so that they will end up, then.

Also, finally got a Hotel Mario refference in. Now I feel as though I can end the intermission whenever I want, but I won't end it until a certain point in the story.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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You inside restrant.

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NL: :33 < ok now that we have inned this place, WAT WANT TO ORDER?
ME: er...
ME: a...
ME: um...
ME: hang the fuck on cittygirl, i wanta check the book to se wat the hell i'm supposedly do here.

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You f33l no wate feal (LOL) a littel confucious about this. You checking the manwell.

A her we go, this is the palace for all your informashon of nolege.

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Clixing "Check Quarellry Ernigs" goz into date game. This dats the next parson behind you in the party member menu. (So P4, P3, P2, P1; if P2 doz the CQE than date is P3 + P2.) You mostly tarpped her but can ge t out if win lose or just want to get the fuck awey from this place. Here's the TOC:

TOC:
1. LAYOT
2. TASCKS
3. CONTROLS
4. COMBATT
5. TIPS

1. LAYOUT:

The dates need to be 2 stajes or else it is a relly shitty date:

1. Diner
2. Movy

Diner is the place where you eet and movie yoy can se somethg.

You can also other places if you feel more advenced.

ITS THAT SIMPEL.

2. TASKS:

Get the other 1 to lik you. That's it. The relashonshit can be anywwere from frends to couple.

ITS THAT SIMPEL.

3. CONTROLLS:

No controls LOL just do wat peepol command. You can also just talk and akt as if you in youroun humen outside of the dater game.

ITS THAT SIMPEL.

4. COMBATT:

You fite lik in reel world uzing your striffing speshal. But this is suposedly date so ther relly no need 4 a battel mode (STRIFE.)

ITS THAT SIMPEL.

5. TIPS:

• Don fuck up
• Don FUCK lol (speshally on the first date and NOT AT AL if underage i men come on pleese dont or i get sued)
• Tell yur feelings 'nd all that boring shiz.
• You can get away form dating plase if you want butt sinse if you here you mite as well try to do the impress also leeving wil tick off the porty member.
• In staje 1 try to offer 2 be hte 1 hoo payss the CHECK
• Dont bring up Twilit chanses r they wil h8 it and your dating is runned. If they lik it you mit as well dump them as TWILIT SUCKS RAW ASSCOCKS.
• If u get scarred eesly or your date than dont pick a horrorror movy in Stage 2.
• Remember, ITS THAT SIMPEL.

[BenBen]

Escape the cradle.

(I really want to see how you interpret this one into the story.)

[OrangeAipom]

Escape the cradle.

(I really want to see how you interpret this one into the story.)

babies formed

[Great Pikmin Fan]

By the way, the "manuel" in the last update looking like shit was a happy coincidence at first. See, at first the image just consisted of text, but then I decided to add lines to make it more book-ish, and then I made the background a kind of brown. However, the background wasn't brown before I put in the text, so the space in the middle of letters stayed white. At first I didn't like that, but then decided to keep it like that.

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[D][I] Soembody: Escape the cradle.


O hay a cradel is her

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ME: holly ship did we just...
NL: X33 < he he the prancking cloun is so furney!
NL: X33 < you do no how babby is formed rite?
NL: :33 < ths has NOTHING to do with it!
ME: thanck god.
ME: i meen the Pincess mite not licke me so much if i had babby.
ME: and then theer rose...
ME: o dear rose...
ME: i think, i will fante...
ME: HELP ME KEP AWAKE!
NL: :?? < umm...

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Awwwwwwww- HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THIG?

AHHHHHHHHHH!

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ME: AHHHHHHHHH!
NL: :OO < AHHHHHHHHHH!

That baby thing is from Pikmin 2, and it's actually creepier in context. You either find it at the bottom of a late-level game in the main mode, or in a challenge mode level featuring two waterwraiths. (Whom are pretty disturbing enemies due to how they work in a main mode level.)

[greenMachine]

Fun Fact: That item was worth 666 Pokos in the Japanese version. :O

Order something already!

[OrangeAipom]

Fun Fact: That item was worth 666 Pokos in the Japanese version. :O

Order something already!

wait is it cheaper in the american version?

[Dalmationer]

>date: be ruined by fuck you trol

[greenMachine]

wait is it cheaper in the american version?

For all releases outside of Japan, the Silencer is worth 4 Pokos more, at 670 Pokos.
I would have said that in my original post, but I had a bus to catch...any longer and I would have missed it. XD

Also, that command I gave was equally rushed, so here's one that makes more sense:
>Silencer-Baby-Almost-Honestly-Jaundiced: continue to be scary.

Yes, that name is a stretch, but...

[Great Pikmin Fan]

I have mirrored up to the end of Intermission Act One. The link to the mirror is on the first page.

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[size=4][D][I] NL and ME: Order something already!


Auw hell naw. You leeving this palase.

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GM: So WtF iS tHe PoYnTe OfF MakkIng Me MaCk ThAt CrEeRie DooLl HeD mR mOtHeRfcuKer HIlll?
HH: REVENGE!
HH: now that i haz runyed date for john, i must revenge JADE!
HH: than I gess i can be frends with them.
GM: WatEvEr ThE fUcK MoThErFuCk YoU sAyInG mOtHeRfUckEr.
GM: I jUsT lIyK uZiNg MaH mAd VoOdOo SkIlLs.

[greenMachine]

SBAHJ: Persue in your flying cradle!

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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The dat isn't ovre yet...

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You and Nepetia are at the movs.

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This is list of mov. WHAT PICKS?

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???

(Note: That image is actually a WIP template base. (The white figure on the left being a sort of "base" for the others, like with the red one.) A newer version will have yellow, blue, purple, white, and possibly new colors of pikmin. Although the purple and whites may not look like how you'd expect...)

I'll get to some suggestions in the next update. Trust me, I'll even go back as far as the "Vriska in the hospital" part.