It's a Political Box

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New Mirror! You can still read it here, but you can now also read it at mspfanventures.

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> Woo Hat Demon with your feminine charms. When he proposes, tell him you can't stand the sight of him and it was all a bet for a HALF GREY DERP. Collect BLUE DERPS from broken heart.

Need more hash to properly appreciate adventure's logic.

goggleman64> Numbers what
goggleman64> ghost box what
Numbers> I use suggestions in different ways sometimes it is is out of context to the suggestion.
goggleman64> I didn't remember the ghost box suggestion! When did someone make it?
Numbers> You did silly
goggleman64> No fucking way! I did?!
Numbers> http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php...=1#post6168647
goggleman64> Here's one of the first things about goggles, Number: He remembers a few things, but seldom do they include the things he's done.
goggleman64> Oh what ohhhhhhhh but
goggleman64> but I thought but
goggleman64> sales . . . man . . .
goggleman64> WOE IS ME, I HAVE SUMMONED A TORTURED GHOSTBOX CLONE WITH MY UNGAURDED WORDS

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There is a BOX in the middle of nowhere as far as it can tell. The BOX is SENTIENT though evidence shows very little to back up that statement at this time. If it was SENTIENT you can pretty much assume that it would be wondering the PHILOSOPHICAL and POLITICAL ramifications of being a BOX. The BOX is 1 second old and is far to young to be making DECISIONS on it's own. Though being 1 second old it has accomplished so much already, like EXISTING and being HUNGRY.

> Communicate philosophical ramifications of being a box.

[Kíeros]

> Communicate philosophical ramifications of being a box.

[98714123340]

The Box is unable to communicate at this time, not due to legal reasons nor is the box waiting for a lawyer. It is in fact incapable of speech due to a LEVEL 0 VENTRILOQUISITION. Though it is safe to deduce that the BOX has come to the conclusion that, a BOX is easy to STACK. Granted the lack of other BOXES in the vicinity makes it difficult to prove that hypothesis. Other things which trouble the BOX might include the unstable ECONOMY that maybe plummeting due to a lack of CURRENCY.

> Zoom out.

[Chwoka]

Zoom out.

[98714123340]

Zooming out has successfully provided exposition on a location of interest.

> Suddenly, the poorly-disguised cell phone tower is crushed by a philosophical T-Rex

[Tam Lin]

Attempt to scoot over to that tree. Devour that blue thing.

[littlebeasti]

> Suddenly, the tree is crushed by a philosophical T-Rex!
Wait no.
> Suddenly, the poorly-disguised cell phone tower is crushed by a philosophical T-Rex!
Much better.

[Lawface]

Zoom out more.

[Kíeros]

> Suddenly, the tree is crushed by a philosophical T-Rex!
Wait no.
> Suddenly, the poorly-disguised cell phone tower is crushed by a philosophical T-Rex!
Much better.

> Suddenly, everything but the box is crushed by a philosophical T-Rex?

[98714123340]

There is many things that has happened but unfortunately crushing does not seem to be one of them. Evidence has shown that the poorly-disguised cell phone tower is very resistant to CRUSHANOMICS.

> Attempt to scoot over to the tree faster than one pixel/update.

[Kíeros]

> Attempt to scoot over to the tree faster than one pixel/update.

[aattss]

>Develop sentenience

>Develop phsycic abililties

[98714123340]

It is not entirely explained how a BOX with no forms of LOCOMOTION has managed to travel such a far distance. Perhaps it had some help? Or maybe there was a long winded montage that was cut to save time. Either way this is very convenient!

In front of the BOX appears to be some PANTS. Albeit not specifically FOOD, but perhaps they can be worn somehow?

> Place pants on head as a hat. Isn't that how you wear them?

[Kíeros]

> Place pants on head as a hat. Isn't that how you wear them?

[WrittenInTheSand]

>Place pants on upper portion of your box body which is your legs.
>Find out you are actually upside down
>Flip over
>Then put the pants on, in their proper place (your head).

[98714123340]

It is hard to tell, but the BOX probably finds this very silly.

> Look closer at the T which just fell down.

[Kíeros]

> Look closer at the T which just fell down.

[Staff Deployment]

> Use pants as ears, like a rabbit.
Suddenly hear the lamentation of the women.

[98714123340]

You should probably ignore the lack of eyes on the BOX I am pretty sure it can see just fine. If it had a higher level VENTRILOQUISITION it would probably complain about how dark these shadows are.

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Much better.

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Can BOXES read? If so, I am sure this one has not learned how to just yet.

> Do a philosophical zombie next.

[Kíeros]

> Groan somehow at the horrible pun. You can tell there's a pun because you are groaning at it.

[littlebeasti]

> Do a philosophical zombie next.

[Fayth]

> Rip off the REX label, rendering it simply T, and therefore drinkable given suitable sugar and a cup to place it in. Then satisfy hidden THIRST stat.

[98714123340]

> Groan somehow at the horrible pun. You can tell there's a pun because you are groaning at it.

Despite being incapable of reading, the BOX's latent ability to detect bad puns has awoken! Unfortunately a level 0 VENTRILOQUISITION prevents groaning on the outside. Inside I can assure you there is plenty of groaning.

> Rip off the REX label, rendering it simply T, and therefore drinkable given suitable sugar and a cup to place it in. Then satisfy hidden THIRST stat.

All these bad puns are making the BOX THIRSTY - Oh the cup is empty. The BOX could attempt to turn the T-REX into TEA but it's missing the appropriate tools to change the NAMETAG. That and adding more puns might cause the universe to break or something.

> Break the universe with pants.

[Tam Lin]

Break the universe with pants.

[Morphimus]

> Brew tea with the leaves from the poorly-disguised cell phone tower.