Fieldstuck (Acceleration)

[guillotineGuardian]

> Find the secret decoder ring. Everything stats off with the secret decoder ring. Eat enough cereal and you're sure to find one

[psychapprentice]

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Well you're stumped. The only thing you can tell from this book is that, since it's in his handwriting, Will must have written it, and that he stopped half way through. You have no idea why though.

[Naristar]

track him down and ask him

[psychapprentice]

Gwen: Track down Will.



Good idea. From the horse's mouth it is, then.

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You're not even sure why it is you were mad at him. He just gave you a kiss. You like kisses. Kisses are nice. Will's nice.

[psychapprentice]

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Aw, he's sleeping.

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Now what could that silly boy be dreaming about so intently?

[Naristar]

look at the clouds for answers

[guillotineGuardian]

BOY. YOU THERE, BOY.

[Rafter]

Invade his dream.

[psychapprentice]

Gwen: Look at the cloud.



What cloud? You're fairly certain there never has been, nor will there ever be a cloud.

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Oh, oops, you were wrong.

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Oh it's your other self. You actually kind of hate her. She's too serious all the time. She needs to loosen up, and go with the flow.

[guillotineGuardian]

> Fall asleep.

EDIT:
I mean, awake. Asleep, from the dream point of view. Like, fall asleep and wake up. I . . . . You know what I mean.

[psychapprentice]

Gwen: Fall asleep.



Never! You will stay awake as long as you can. You don't want to surrender control to Other Gwen. Not until she learns to be as free-spirited as you. You will not concede!

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Never mind.

[Rafter]

Dream self: assert self

[psychapprentice]

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You're awake, geez!

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Quit knocking, Mom!

She tells you it's time to get up. It's already almost noon.

[psychapprentice]

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If you want, you can message me some fan characters to creepily stalk Gwen on tumblr.

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Well that was weird. During the last few minutes of your dream, you felt... different. Like you really wanted to stay dreaming. Like you and your dream self are not one in the same. You guess you should blog about it.

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Whoa.

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Your tumblr exploded.

[guillotineGuardian]

> Oh gog. Stalkers. Block ALL the stalkers.

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(Don't, actually, because that would include me)

[psychapprentice]

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You gained like 20 followers overnight.

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And what's with all these messages?

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Well. It would seem you have found us, this little enclave of tumblr-bound dreamers. Together, we have cobbled together a semblance of understanding of our situation. We share with each other the goings-on in these planets. The community here is particularly inclusive, and we all try to follow each other whenever a newcomer such as yourself arrives. So far, assuming I haven't missed out on anyone, I believe there are 25 or so dreamers on tumblr.

There are two groups of these dreamers: they are sorted based on the hue of their dream planet. The ones whose Dream Selves live in a kingdom of purple are Derse dreamers, and those who find themselves awoken in a cityscape of gold are Prospit dreamers. We all search for posts with tags such as Derse, Prospit, dream planet, and Skaia, the entity around which all dream planets seem to orbit, although the Derse ones at a further distance. It seems as if each dreamer occupies a different version of either Derse or Prospit, although everyone has reported at least one other tower on their planet, in which another person can be found. Oftentimes there are two or more neighboring towers. However, it appears that every last one of them are asleep, which is why your post is especially interesting. Your statements seem to suggest that your dreammate is fully awake as well.

If you'd like to discuss this subject further, please feel free to add me on Pesterchum: my handle is eldritchAnalyst. Welcome to the Tumblr dream world.

-TheExistentialRose

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yo welcome to prospit. well your prospit anyway. i think theyre all different prospits and derses, but theyre also all identical. it's pretty whack.

so yeah... have fun dreaming. if you ever feel like a rap battle or whatever hit me up alright? k later.

-thegrapes_ofrap

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Hey! Always good to see another awakened dreamer! I really liked your post, and not just because it meant another one joined our ranks, but because it was well written, and had nice pictures.

It's weird: even though most of my followers are fellow dreamers, the ones that aren't are all convinced that we're all just a bunch of role players, pretending there are these whole other worlds where we go when we dream.

Anyway, everyone's dream experience is different, so be sure to keep everyone posted.

Oh yeah, and follow everyone! You wouldn't want to miss out on comparing notes.

-lovemesomewine

[guillotineGuardian]

> Engage in an epic rap battle with the thegrapes_ofrap.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Blogblogbloglboglboglbogblogblgoblgoblogblogblogb logblo9gblogblogblobgolbgoblgbolgboglbpofgbpfghdic vbh

[psychapprentice]

Gwen: Blogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblog.



Nah. You've already wasted enough time sleeping all morning. It's time to get your day started. You'll update later.

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First, you've gotta change out of these pajamas, which aren't useful for going outside. They are made out of different material from normal clothes, which is probably why they look so drastically different from them.

Which is to say, drastically exactly the same.

[guillotineGuardian]

> Meet up with the cute dog out back. With your laptop. Take your laptop. And a charger cable. You'll need a charger cable.

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An analogous situation.

[psychapprentice]

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> Meet up with the cute dog out back. With your laptop. Take your laptop. And a charger cable. You'll need a charger cable.

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http://assets.amuniversal.com/fcc598...bf00163e41dd5b

An analogous situation.

Sorry, not quite yet. Don't worry, we're about one (in story) day away from playing. Shouldn't be too long now. Sorry for dragging this out so long, and thanks for sticking around through the boring part!

Gwen: Get some lunch.



You are pretty hungry. You haven't eaten since your rabbit lunch yesterday.

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Maybe you'll grab something to take with you to the woods.

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"Good morning, Gwen."

Oh. You didn't even see her sitting there.

[guillotineGuardian]

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Sorry, not quite yet. Don't worry, we're about one (in story) day away from playing. Shouldn't be too long now. Sorry for dragging this out so long, and thanks for sticking around through the boring part!

This is great, really, even this "boring part". And I appreciate that you aren't sticking strictly to the Homestuck canon, it actually makes it much more interesting (though can we please have the Warhammer of Zillyhoo pop up at some point? Please? Please?). So many good feels off of this.

> Mom? Oh goodness, she's going to eat your hide for not having breakfast. Only one way to settle this. Ready your strife specibus, things are about to get ugly.

[psychapprentice]

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I think it would be a shame if the Warhammer of Zillyhoo didn't appear in this comic. Although, none of these guys use hammers... I'll have to work something out.

Mom?



No, Josephine.

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She tells you she wants to give you an early Christmas gift. Something she knows you'll enjoy.

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[causticlyOptimitious]

> Sweet guitar. You wonder if you could just reach over and...
> Strum that ass.

[guillotineGuardian]

> Stairway to Heaven. Play it. Every guitar must be christened with Stairway to Heaven. Even if it's completely overdone.