Fieldstuck (Acceleration)

[Legendary]

>Get your blog trolled by a bunch of weirdos.

[guillotineGuardian]

> Close the browser. Pester some folks on Pesterchum.

[psychapprentice]

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Oh, you're being pestered.

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-chromaticInfiltrator began pestering genteelAromatherapist-

CI: will told me you blocked him
GA: he told you the truth.
CI: why?
GA: one would presume because he had no reason to mislead you.
CI: no why did you block him?
GA: that's private.
CI: i think weve been over this
CI: i will find out eventually
CI: i have my ways
CI: you may as well just tell me
GA: if you talked to will and you still don't know, that means he didn't tell you what happened.
GA: and there is literally no way for you to find out unless he or i tell you.
CI: uh huh
CI: you guys totally made out didnt you?
GA: stfu
CI: i knew it
CI: jk, he told me
CI: i just wanted to give you a chance to come clean
CI: i guess i know where our friendship stands
GA: well pardon me for trying to keep private matters to myself.
GA: it's just not the kind of thing you go around announcing to everyone
CI: will told me
CI: and kara talks to me about her love life all the time
CI: and i divulge my romantic exploits whenever they occur
GA: no you don't!
GA: i have never heard anything from you about love!
CI: thats because until recently i havent had much to talk about
GA: wait...
GA: does that mean you have something to talk about now?
CI: yes
CI: but not to you

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GA: oh come on, don't be like that.
GA: i'm sorry i didn't tell you will kissed me.
GA: now come on, you can't dangle a tasty tidbit like that in front of me.
GA: spill it romeo
CI: no i shant
CI: to borrow your words
GA: those aren't my words.
GA: the quote is "no i shan't, it's christmas."
GA: which it isn't just yet, so tell me.
CI: why are you so insistent?
GA: tellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellme
CI: fine!
CI: well make a deal
CI: ill tell you what happened if you talk to will
GA: ugh...
GA: fine.
GA: i'll talk to him later.
CI: great
CI: then ill tell you later
GA: come oooooooooooooooon...
CI: im reading that in your voice
CI: and youre saying it like a really long "moon" but without the m
GA: please tell me.
CI: gwen you need to make amends with will
CI: i cant have two of my best friends fighting
GA: we aren't fighting.
GA: i just need to keep my distance from him while i think about what a kiss means for us.
CI: you are really dumb
CI: for real
CI: a kiss is a pretty clear gesture
CI: it means he likes you
GA: i know what he meant by it.
GA: i need to think about what to do about it.
CI: do you like him?
GA: of course i like him.
GA: we've been friends for years.
CI: you know what i mean
GA: yeah, i do.
GA: and honestly, i think the answer's the same.
CI: then what on earth could the problem be?
GA: i just...
GA: i have this feeling that we aren't meant to be together.
GA: not now, at least.
CI: oh brother
CI: you and your "feelings"
GA: look, i'm sorry, but i really don't think a romantic relationship is going to be healthy.
GA: he and i have to just be friends for a while.
CI: so... do you plan to ever pursue a relationship with him?
GA: i don't know.
GA: but i think we all need to just relax about this.
GA: you know what? i think i can wait to hear about your love life.
GA: i'll talk to will soon, then you'll tell me everything, right?
CI: fine
CI: but thats not all i have to talk about
GA: oh?
CI: yes something incredible happened to me
GA: do tell.
CI: hmm...
CI: nope!
GA: oh come on!
CI: ill tell you on christmas
GA: what? why then?
CI: i made a promise
CI: dont worry its just a few days
GA: fine.
GA: i have plenty of ways to distract myself now.
CI: like what?
GA: wouldn't you like to know :P
CI: whatever
CI: i have to go now anyway
GA: fine.
GA: bye.

-genteelAromatherapist ceased pestering chromaticInfiltrator-

[psychapprentice]

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Working on an animation for the imminent End of Chapter. Anyone interested in helping out with art, please see me after class.

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You shower, change, and head downstairs for some breakfast.

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You guess the cook must have left a knifekind specibus out. Well it's your knifekind now. Two specibii are better than one.

There's also a grill. You nab that as well. It could be useful.

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You have a thing for honey. You'll keep the jar as well.

[Naristar]

((what do you need art wise?))

[ceilingFlowershot]

Depends on what we have to draw.
What we have to draw, so? XDDD

[Rafter]

A *thing* for honey, eh? Lick that honey.

[psychapprentice]

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There will be more later, I just didn't finish what I was doing yesterday due to a computer crash.

Also, I need pictures of Gwen playing guitar in the forest clearing, with Fenris listening. She should be wearing a cream sweater and blue jeans, since that's what I already started drawing her in. Anyone who sends me a picture that fits these requirements within the next week will get it featured in the animation.

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-genteelAromatherapist began pestering chromaticInfiltrator-

GA: oh yeah, i almost forgot to mention!

-chromaticInfiltrator is an idle chum!-

GA: oh...
GA: whatever.
GA: you'll see this when you get back.
GA: i got my hands on sburb, so we should play it as soon as we can.
GA: whenever you aren't busy, that is.
GA: k, let me know when you're back.

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It's not as cold today as it was yesterday. Your pullover should suffice.

[guillotineGuardian]

> Meet up with the wolf. Throw a party.

[psychapprentice]

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What happened here?

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Looks like Fenris caught himself some breakfast.

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Oh, he's offering you some rabbit carcass. How sweet.

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You prefer your meat slightly more cooked, and less gnawed on.

[ceilingFlowershot]

Awww, fenris is so cute :'3
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[Naristar]

Fenris finish the bunny

[Rafter]

Tsk. How rude. Partake of that rabbit. Just a bit.

[Godo-kun]

Then take out your borrowed grill and cook the rabbit.
Oh wait, it's gnawed, never mind.

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I might be able to whip up some art. Hope ya don't mind it in a semi-realistic style. Though it'll have to be whenever I get done working on some other stuff. Maybe in a couple of days.

[psychapprentice]

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@ceilingFlowershot: There's no such thing as a comment for no reason. All comments are super! Unless you're just being unnecessarily mean.

@Godo-kun: I'd love it in semi-realistic, or really any style!

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[Rafter]

Pounce!

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Slay the beast.

[psychapprentice]

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Sorry for the smallness. I just got back into TF2.

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Smells delicious.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Does it taste delicious?

[psychapprentice]

Bad news. The apocolypse has begun here on the East coast. No power. No wifi. Using my soon to be dead phone. Updates will resume as soon as Maryland is not in a literal state of emergency.

[Naristar]

God bless Hope things get better soon

[psychapprentice]

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Honey honey honey yum!

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Sweet delicious meat.

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Snow angels!!!

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Oh what now?

[Naristar]

answer the phone

[psychapprentice]

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Happy Higgs Boson Day, as today will henceforth be known.

Gwen: Answer the Phone.

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-patrimonialOlympian began badgering genteelAromatherapist-

PO: (\ Listen up, human. /)
GA: do i know you from somewhere?
GA: this handle seems awfully familiar...
GA: i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you aren't a troll though.
PO: (\ Your superior has a task for you. /)
GA: you're off to a great start!
GA: i can't imagine there's anything you could say at this point that would make me more willing to do something for you than i already am.
PO: (\ That is very suspect. /)
PO: (\ Why are humans so willing to assume such a subservient role? /)
GA: you're an idiot.
GA: it's called sarcasm.
PO: (\ Again with this "sarcasm." /)
PO: (\ What does that even mean? /)
GA: it's where you say the opposite of what you mean to emphasize how strongly you feel about what you actually mean.
PO: (\ What? /)
PO: (\ Why would you ever do that? /)
PO: (\ All it does is serve to obscure meaning. /)
GA: exactly.
GA: it's kind of like a test to see how good you are at knowing when someone is lying.
GA: it's kind of interesting to think about how complex human social interactions are.
PO: (\ You all give me a headache. /)
PO: (\ I just need you to do something for me. /)
GA: maybe my sarcasm was lost on you, so here's what i meant when i said i would definitely do what you want:
GA: i will definitely not do what you want.
PO: (\ Why must you humans be so obstinate? /)
GA: a second ago, you were saying how much of a pushover i am.
GA: also, why do you trolls always insist on this whole "condescending alien" thing?
GA: it makes it easier to recognize you.
GA: speaking of which, i remember where i know you from.
GA: i blocked you for trolling me.
PO: (\ Impossible. I have never contacted you before. /)
GA: yeah you have.
GA: i believe you were the one who called me "fragile upright cattle."
PO: (\ That definitely was not me. /)
PO: (\ Why would I do that? /)
GA: i don't know, because you're a troll?
PO: (\ Are humans physiologically similar to cattle? /)
GA: not really.
GA: we're pretty much only related because we're both mammalian.
PO: (\ Really? Sentient mammals? How utterly absurd. /)
GA: you mean "udderly absurd?"
GA: bahahahahahaha!
PO: (\ You humans perplex me. /)
PO: (\ Although I do believe I am becoming quite the human expert. /)
GA: sure you are, oh strange and foreign alien!
GA: i don't know why, but i'm actually finding this trolling effort quite hilarious.
PO: (\ I still don't understand why you humans refuse to believe that I am not one of your kind. /)
GA: uh, it probably has to do with the fact that i'm not stupid.
PO: (\ So you say, and yet you are closing your mind to possibilities. /)
PO: (\ That speaks not of intellect, but of supposed intellect. /)
PO: (\ You think you know everything, but that is only because you define truth by what you already think you know. /)
PO: (\ When actually, you are just a pathetic disgrace to sentient life everywhere in the universe. /)
GA: wow, this just took a turn from amusing to annoying.
GA: and look, if you open your mind too much, your brain will fall out.
GA: but you know what?
GA: i'll play along. i've been seeing some things recently that have made me reconsider giving up faith.
GA: if you can be nice, then i'll act under the assumption that you're an alien.
GA: but any time you insult humanity, i'll be forced to assume that you're just some recluse in a basement somewhere, wishing he was an alien because he's not worth calling a human.
GA: deal?
PO: (\ Whatever. /)
GA: so, what kind of alien are you?
PO: (\ I am a troll. /)
GA: oh-ho come on, you can do better than that.
PO: (\ Do better than what? I am a troll, just as you are a human. /)
GA: except "human" isn't a verb meaning "to antagonize."
PO: (\ Is that what troll means in your language? /)
GA: it has taken on that meaning.
GA: so what do trolls look like?
PO: (\ Here, I will send you a picture. /)

-patrimonialOlympian sent genteelAromatherapist the file "RoyalCoronation.ilx"-

GA: yeah, i can't open this format.
GA: do you have anything in .png or .jpeg, or something?
PO: (\ No. Those are ridiculous file format names. /)
PO: (\ But I think Badgerpal has a file converter. /)

-patrimonialOlympian converted file "RoyalCoronation.ilx" to "RoyalCoronation.png"-

GA: much better.
GA: whoa is that you?
PO: (\ Indeed. As well as my Sacred Goose lusus. /)
GA: sorry, your what?
PO: (\ Lusus naturae are sort of custodians take care for the youth of our kind. /)
GA: oh. how bizarre and alien.
GA: also, my rudimentary latin skills tell me that "lusus naturae" means "freaks of nature."
PO: (\ That is interesting. /)
PO: (\ In Alternian, it just means " youth caretaker." /)
GA: that's your language?
PO: (\ It is sort of archaic, but in a way, yes. /)
GA: oh. same with latin, i guess.
GA: well, as much as i'd love to keep entertaining the possibility that there is life elsewhere in the universe, it's getting late.
GA: it's almost completely dark.
GA: i wouldn't want to run into any dangerous nocturnal beasts.
GA: and humans need sleep.
PO: (\ Wait, you are going to sleep at night? /)
GA: yes, why, are you nocturnal?
PO: (\ Of course! /)
PO: (\ If one were to wander out in the middle of the day, they would run the risk of severe sun burns and possible blindness. /)
GA: strange.
GA: but whatever.
GA: you managed to remain pretty civil.
GA: you get to remain an alien. for now.
GA: i'll talk to you later?
PO: (\ I will see. /)
PO: (\ But getting back to the original purpose of this conversation. /)
PO: (\ I would like you to convince your friend, Thorn, from Ultima, to talk to me. /)
GA: ugh. ultima? i haven't played that game for a while.
PO: (\ Well you were still listed in her contacts list. /)
GA: yeah, well she keeps trying to get me to start playing again.
GA: we actually met because of the game.
GA: but whatever. sure, i'll talk to her for you.
GA: still not convinced you are who you say you are, but it's still fun to act.
GA: see you.
PO: (\ Farewell, human. /)

-patrimonialOlympian ceased badgering genteelAromatherapist-

[Rafter]

Contact Thorn ,then.