You briefly contemplate your role as Princess of Derse. Over your whole life, you have learned that you are more like a celebrity than a ruler. All the real power belongs to the KING and QUEEN. Since you bear no real blood similarity to the royal family, you have no power. You are like Derse's mascot.
The sleepy boy lying in the bed there is also a celebrity, but since he never ventures from his tower, (he hardly ever even stirs from his sleep) he is not as well known as you are. You have many fans, but you wish the Prince would wake up, so you could finally have a friend.
Below is a list of stuff I've been reading/watching off and on in my spare time. I recommend pretty much anything on this list, as long as you're interested in Let's Plays/Fancomics (I would assume an interest in Forum Adventures, if you're reading this :P). Currently Processing YouTube
SlimKirby's Let's Play Super Bomberman 3
Odinspack33's Let's Play Donkey Kong Country Returns Webcomics
Square Root Of Minus Garfield [haven't checked in a while, though]
The After Subtract [A concluded sprite comic with relatively normal Mario and Luigi; a talkative, split-personality Link (Navi included); a talkative, homicidal (when it comes to food) Kirby; a Waddle Chu; and relatively normal Sonic and Tails. It starts a bit slow but after that it stays consistently funny.] Forum Adventures
Too many to really list! Here's a brief few I can think of off the top of my head...
It's A Political Box
a Pidgey Named Fish
You Have To Explode The Sun
Corn Maze 2
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
Paper Mario and the Everclear Night [I'll catch up eventually...]
You Have To Push A Button Recently Processed (starting with most recent)
SlimKirby's Let's Play TLoZ: Majora's Mask
Odinspack33's Let's Play TLoZ: The Minish Cap
Odinspack33's Let's Play TLoZ: Oracle of Ages
Odinspack33's Let's Play TLoZ: Oracle of Seasons
No, of course not. For that to happen, the skateboard would need some sort of COMBUSTIBLE FUEL, like ROCKET FUEL. This is not a ROCKET BOARD, it's just a SKATEBOARD.
Or at least it was. Now it's burning to death, thanks to TORI.
TORI is your PET DEMELEON, which is a name you made up for her species, because she's primarily related to chameleons, but you think she's slightly DEMONIC. Mostly because she SPEWS FLAMES from her nostrils.
She was the product of one of your SISTER'S PROJECTS involving GENETIC ENGINEERING. Your sister told you that the fire breathing took an extra month to work out, but it was worth it. The neck flap was actually a mistake, but she kept it anyway. She is the ONLY MEMBER OF HER SPECIES, as your sister opted to end that particular project. You have no idea what exactly she trying to make, but you're grateful that she let you have Tori.
You're a little less grateful that the little demon gets into all sorts of mischief when you don't keep a close eye on her. She has a penchant for DISAPPEARING and RUNNING OFF TO GOD KNOWS WHERE. You shudder to contemplate what she does when she's gone for days at a time.
She's been gone for a while now, so you're glad and surprised to see her. You don't care that much that she totaled your skate board. You have more, and that one wasn't even your favorite one.
Who's a good girl? Tori is. Yes, she is.
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No, that won't work. She'll be expecting that. She'll be expecting everything. She always is.
For some reason her bizarre idea of proper child raising is training you to expect the unexpected. And she never lets you forget that lesson.
You grab Tori before she can run away again, and stick her in your Slots Modus.
Her card is divided into three, and the slots start spinning to shuffle their positions. You love this Modus, because your uncanny sense of rhythm helps you pick items with ease. Or so you tell yourself. You actually lose a lot of shit thanks to this thing.
Last edited by psychapprentice; 02-23-2012 at 01:30 PM.