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[Christian527]

A young lady stands in her........ Wait, where is this lady at? And an even better question: WHO is she?

How about we give this sweety a name? Atleast then, we can figure things out more easily afterwards.



[Heads up: This is my first adventure. Completely new here. C:]

[Duhlicious]

Alice McAffy

[Christian527]

Of course! Your name is Alice McAffy. How could you have forgotten your own name, even in a desert? Well, that doesn't matter so much now. What will you do in this empty-looking desert, assuming you ACTUALLY have an idea on what to do?

[Naristar]

collect tumblweek specimen!

[Morphimus]

> Attack sky-dragon thing.

[LHOOQ13]

> watch the dragon cloud.

[mr_y_not]

> Take shoes and socks off and feel the sand beneath your toes.

[Christian527]

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Sorry for the long wait; I had quite a number of things to do. ^^;

>Alice: watch the dragon cloud.

>Alice: Attack sky-dragon thing.

What dragon? You've quite assured yourself there never has been such a stupid thing as a dragon, whatever in goodness names a dragon would be. Unless if you're talking about the dragon tree, in which case: THERE ARE NO TREES IN A DESERT, YOU MORON!!!

Let's do something else for a change.

>Alice: collect tumbleweek specimen!

You decide to collect a tumbleweek, a specific breed off of the usual tumbleweed that 'devours' small rodents in its tangle around the desert area, with your Heaven & Hell Captchalogue. What's that? You don't know how the Heaven & Hell Captchalogue system works? Well, looks like you're in for one heck of a talk. Better grab a chair.



This is how it works: This captchalogue system rates items you collect based on 'Moral'. Some items are more 'Holy' than others, while others are more 'Hell' than others. The items are rated based on purpose in life & their colors.

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COLORS
Red = -3 Moral
Pink = +2 Moral
Orange = -1 Moral
Yellow = +3 Moral
Green = 0 Moral
Blue = +2 Moral
Indigo = +1 Moral
Violet = -2 Moral
Brown = 0 Moral
Black = -3 Moral
White = +3 Moral
Gray = 0 Moral
Silver = +1 Moral
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Attack-related purposes = -10 Moral
Healing-related purposes = +10 Moral
No purpose = -1 Moral
Consumable = 0 Moral
[Still yet to figure it out entirely]

The more 'Holy' it is, the more up it goes. The more 'Hell' it is, the more DOWN it goes. The system automatically shifts itself when a new item is added so that the order goes from most Holy, or least Hell, to most Hell, or least Holy in a vertical order from up to down.

This cobweb is brown, but is meant for attack-related purposes, so its Moral is -10. Therefore, it is meant to go to Hell. However, it is the only item you have, so, for now, the item stays in Heaven till something new comes along that has a higher Moral, which will boot it down o Hell.

Welp, looks like that was really what you came out here for. You remembered your home is practically not that far from here whe---

>Alice: Take shoes and socks off and feel the sand beneath your toes.

OH MY FREAKING GOSH THIS SAND IS IRRESISTABLE. You decide to immediately take off your shoes & socks, to relax your little toesies in the comfort of the warm sand. It's been forever since you've ever enjoyed the sand like this. You need a break from all the girl-related work you do. ............Mmmmmmmmmmmmm......... man is tha-



You immediately put your shoes & socks back on. You forgot that the sands are a bit too hot today and that would have burnt your little toesies off.

Will you return home now, or will you do something else completely ridiculous?

[Morphimus]

> Alice: Snort like a wombat and puke in your shoes

[Naristar]

Home sounds good.....
((the pictures aren't showing up))

[Christian527]

Home sounds good.....
((the pictures aren't showing up))

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Yeahhh, I ain't got no clue on why this is happening. :S

[Christian527]

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...On second thought: Try to open the images in a new tab; perhaps then might you see them.

[Christian527]

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Fixed. C:

[Naristar]

Yay now you need more updates!!!

[Christian527]

Yay now you need more updates!!!

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Yay now I need more commands since it'd be lame to just obey the first command given. C:

[Morphimus]

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Yay now I need more commands since it'd be lame to just obey the first command given. C:

What's so wrong with taking the first command, huh?
Are you trying to deny this young lady the experience of wombat snorting and shoe vomiting? You'd have to be some kind of terrible person to do that.

[Christian527]

What's so wrong with taking the first command, huh?
Are you trying to deny this young lady the experience of wombat snorting and shoe vomiting? You'd have to be some kind of terrible person to do that.

Um, that's not exactly what I was getting at, sir.

When I said what I said, I prolly wasn't clear enough about the point of: I have too little amount of commands.

Then again: Not much to do at her current situation I guess.

[Christian527]

> Alice: Snort like a wombat and puke in your shoes

BLYECK!!! Whoever had such a sick, gross idea? The thought of such satanical disgustingness is just unbearable! You don't even know what a Wombat LOOKS like, let alone how it SNORTS! And why in the UNIVERSE would anyone barf on their only pair of shoes??! This is just unacceptable! Please, let's quickly do something else, before this thought lingers for too long!

> Alice: Home sounds good.....

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Best idea that has ever occurred to you. But where? You coulda sworn you were in the middle of a vast, vast dese---

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Large Size

......Huh.

..................

Ohhhhhh, yeah, NOW you remember: You never really go far from the place, for safety reasons. You could never know when you'd be invaded by tumbleweeks, or be buried under hot, hot sand, or anything. Well, best you go inside, since there isn't really anything to do.

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Welp, you're back in your ol' home. Homey home home. Home Homer McHomesterson. Now that you are back inside, your brain is now flowing ever so fluently with your perfect introduction.

But that depends: What ARE you going to do?

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Sorry for the long wait, everybody; s*** happens I guess. ^^;

[Kíeros]

> Head up into your room.

[Morphimus]

> Alice: Take off one sock, delicately drop it into fireplace.

[PersonPerson]

Sleep