Mystery Solved, Homestuck is Over, Everyone Go Home

[MythicalWashrag]

Wait I can make everything better!



There! Good as new, right Frigglish? ...Right?

...

:C

[sayonaraKansas]

Aw, at least Roxy truly cared about Jaspers. </3 Probably more than Rose did, at least.

Also, it is a universal constant that upon the death of a pet, Roxy will want to have a funeral.

[Mister Visceral]

Guys, the clues have been there all along that this was going to happen, and I don't understance why we didn't see it. I certainly feel pretty foolish. Jaspers washed up ashore, just like a message in a bottle might. What else comes in bottles? Wine. Rose's Mom drank a lot of wine. So of course A kid-version of Rose's Mom would have been responsible for Jaspers disappearing and washing on the shore. I feel SO STUPID RIGHT NOW.

[Ranter]

No respect for the dead....no respect at all.
I haven't felt this unhappy since Andrew mangled and dismantled John's raisin, taxadermied corpse.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

And then Roxy went grimdrunk.

[cmow]

People keep saying "potato" like that's a word for a thing that is not a root vegetable.

I've been trying to figure out the meaning through context, and have come up with: "thing".

Anyone got anything more specific?

[Cerelan]

I love this forum so much. Those eyebrows are beautiful.
Edit: Potato means an update that is happened in the past as opposed to an update that has occurred within a few minutes. This is to avoid confusion in the forums do people don't think new updates are happening.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

People keep saying "potato" like that's a word for a thing that is not a root vegetable.

I've been trying to figure out the meaning through context, and have come up with: "thing".

Anyone got anything more specific?

Homestuck Update

[JordanTH]

And then Roxy went grimdrunk.

pffffffffffft

words

I almost checked

[mysteriousOutsider]

Wait I can make everything better!

show spoiler

hide spoiler

There! Good as new, right Frigglish? ...Right?

...

Everyone is so happy.

It's beautiful.

[P_equals_NP]

Wait I can make everything better!

There! Good as new, right Frigglish? ...Right?

...

i dunno why, but for some reason i thought i saw a milk mustache

[Plasma Captain]

[Ranter]

Does anyone else miss the pyramids?

[Constonks]

Potato = Homestuck Update

Specifically, an update that's a few hours in the past, to avoid people thinking that there's a new fresh update a few minutes prior.

[terribleTrickster]

...yes.

Even shirt designs can not be spared!
You are amazing never stop

-edit-
I bet Roxy is going to hold some sort of a service for him I mean it's Roxy the one who got him a mausoleum she isn't just going to zap him back to where he came from and end it there!

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Does anyone else miss the pyramids?

Yes, so much so! Everything sounds so weird out of context, and it defeats a lot of the humor, IMO.

[kmsumrall]

So, what I'm getting from this thread is FriggxJasp, Roxanne is going moderatedepressionlowlight, zombie Nep is now a thing, and Nic Cage eats butter tarts?

What the hell, thread. What the hell indeed.

[P_equals_NP]

Even shirt designs can not be spared!
You are amazing never stop

We did the shirt designs before the cat. it made more sense then giving something that was DEAD moving eyebrow.s

Does anyone else miss the pyramids?

I hate pyramids. sorry.

[Arsenicum]

So, what I'm getting from this thread is FriggxJasp, Roxanne is going moderatedepressionlowlight, zombie Nep is now a thing, and Nic Cage eats butter tarts?

What the hell, thread. What the hell indeed.

Sounds normal to me.

[Ranter]

Yes, so much so! Everything sounds so weird out of context, and it defeats a lot of the humor, IMO.

Yeah...I just really, really, REALLY am missing the pyramids. I wonder if they'll ever come back? They were incredibly useful, and we had built a whole system of courtesy around them, and everything.

I hate pyramids. sorry.

They're fine if they're used responsibly, aren't they?
I mean, sure, a pyramid of ten is cumbersome,
but if just pyramids of three were allowed? So that we can know what the people above us put into quotations, and whatnot?

[JordanTH]

The lack of pyramids murders a lot of context, and makes quoting multiple posts harder because you have to manually nest them.

[Redux]

Okay I'm stopping now.

[MythicalWashrag]

Roxy looks like she's going "Oh you little scamp you're so goofy."
Love it.

Frigg's brows look weird though.

[mysteriousOutsider]

Does anyone else miss the pyramids?

Only the ones up to three quotes deep.

[P_equals_NP]

Okay I'm stopping now.

show spoiler

hide spoiler

okay everyone pack up and go home. we've hit max contusion