Σtx - Co-operative Retrograde Adventure (7) - Teaching Shameful Morals Since 2011

[avidGamer]

EEL: Move to the blue arrow while shouting, "NO TIME TO TALK! ADVENTURE AWAITS!" The jump on the hologram.

[InoxFy]

IFI> EXAMINE thing you are standing on, OPEN if possible.

[causticlyOptimitious]

BAM: LOOK at holographic up arrow
BAM: LAMBASTE down button
BAM: LEAP off right edge of platform

[Gecky]

Shortname: GEK
Title: Fancy Corrupter
Color: R:220 G:120 B:0

GEK: SPAWN
GEK: TALK to AMO: "Where are we?!? Speak, old man! Or do you want us to kill you?"

[kabbage]

GGG> attempt to eat blind man

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What? you thought my name was hypothetical?

[WateryHell]

Shortname: WAT
Title: Despair Sucker
Color: #AD5352 or R:173 G:83 B:82

EDIT: No idea where my commands went.

>WAT: Spawn.
>WAT: Move to that blue up arrow.

[MasterBlade]

Start pushing people off the ledge. We shall make a human ladder to save VVV!

[mr_y_not]

Masterblade, if you're hoping to do that as an action, specificity helps.

[Kaynato]

ΘΕΟ: Run over to machine, push BAM back, and MIRACLES onto the platform.

[Kocel232]

AKA> Move to machine.

[MasterBlade]

Push everyone to the left of AAA off the platform to the left side.

[BenBen]

BEN> Talk to AMO

[mr_y_not]

Push everyone to the left of AAA off the platform to the left side.

The action "Push" is only efficient enough to be carried out on one object at a time. Players being objects. :0

[mr_y_not]

-3-



XPS and the newly spawned WAT advance to the arrow hologram and access the upper level.

VVV peers down below the platform, but doesn't see anything below.
It's pretty damn dark and doesn't look all that safe either.

However, to VVV's demise, III air-stomps VVV with III's momentum.

VVV has died!

III has lost a karma point!
III has gained a kill point!
III has made a new leaderboard record!

The CONVENIENT RECTANGULAR PRISM remains to be untaken on the red platform.

EEL excitedly proceeds to the arrow hologram and accesses the upper level.

IFI examines the Spawner. It appears to be a rather powerful device, capable of bringing people (back) to life. While trying to open the device, IFI discovers that the spawner can be moved, but only within the constraints of an area known as its "Image Boundry".

BAM continues to be a badass, slamming the lower button and jumping straight into the unknown, only to land on a once unseen platform. The Completion Pedestal stands before BAM, apparently requiring five people to enter in order to function properly. A spring sits behind him, likely useful for some sick air.

Three SLIMES suddenly become rather curious about their visitors and stare at them with their cute little faces.

GEK spawns and immediately tries to spark a conversation with the blind AMO, assisted by BEN.

GEK: "Where are we?!? Speak, old man! Or do you want us to kill you?"
AMO (NPC): "Who are you?! Who are ALL of you?! Have the machines begun to work?"
AMO pauses for a moment...
"Sometimes I feel I would rather die than continue living down here..."

GGG attempts to eat AMO but fails when he gets impaled below the jaw by a sudden unexpected uppercut.

GGG has died!

GGG has lost a karma point!

AMO (NPC): "Filthy beasts! Never really know what might sneak up on ye around here. I thought I heard some slimes around here yesterday... It creeps me out, this place..."

AKA advances to the machine.

ΘΕΟ attempts to push BAM only to find that he has already hopped off the platform.
ΘΕΟ continues to take the hologram path anyways.

GAR, MAY, TAM and AAA idle.

RULE MODIFICATION: Completion Pedestals require a certain objective to be completed to be used.

Registry:

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D - Deaths
K - Karma
S - Kills

ALIVE
~ATH - GAR (030,250,150) "Draconian Demolisher" -0D 
Askia - MAY (78,183,85) "Consumer of Vegetables" - 0D
avidGamer - EEL (66,88,255) "Psychopathic Sociopath" - 0D
BenBen - BEN (25,225,25) "Skilful Simpleton" - 0D
causticlyOptimitious - BAM (250,126,85) "Ineloquent Impact" - 0D
Gecky - GEK (220,120,0) "Fancy Corrupter" - 0D
InoxFy - IFI (0,120,100) "Experimental Extremist" - 0D
insanityIncarnate - III (113,113,27) "Insane Idiot" - 0D, -1K , 1S
Kaynato - ΘΕΟ (214,255,48) "Miraculous Manufacturer of Miracles" - 0D
Kieros - XPS (222,250,206) "Dactylic Calculus" - 0D
Kocel232 - AKA (10,255,50) "Verdant Avenger" - 0D
MasterBlade - AAA (200,200,200) "Activitating Apprentice" - 0D
WateryHell - WAT (173,83,82) "Despair Sucker" - 0D

13 / 15 ALIVE

INACTIVE:
Kabbage - GGG (150,115,50) "Goon Gobbler" - 1D
ViceroyVyry - VVV (200,0,200) "Virose Viator" - 1D, -1K

[kabbage]

GGG> respawn
GGG> jump onto III and eat his corpse to gain his powers if successful
GGG> acquire spazer beam

[InoxFy]

IFI- Perform motherfucking acrobatic backflip pirouette off the handle white platform and into the orange spring.

IFI- Acquire UNREAL AIR

[Kocel232]

AKA> Talk to AMO: "I was going to ask if you're sure you want to say stuff like that around a bunch of psychopaths, but, apparently, you can take care of yourself. Now, you mentioned some 'machines'. See, as far as I can tell, I can't remember a damn thing before appearing up here, so if these machines you're talking about can help me with that, I'd be real interested in 'em. I mean, if you don't mind filling me in."

[~ATH]

GAR > GO as far right as possible, exploration is key here.

[MasterBlade]

Push MAY off the left side. :|

[BenBen]

BEN> Jump down onto red platform. Take convienient rectangular prism.

[causticlyOptimitious]

BAM: Move spring to teleport destionation
BAM: Jump on spring directly into the down arrow
BAM: Create portal loop, attain unireal air
BAM: Goomba stomp one'a them slimes

[Kíeros]

Xps> RUNNING JUMP onto RIGHT MOST THINGY on BLUE LEVEL that is NOT WAT OR EEL.

[Askia]

May> counters Masterblade "push" with a "uppercut"

[Gecky]

GEK: Attempt to stop the fight between MAY and AAA

[avidGamer]

EEL: Run past those slimes and grab that blue thing that looks like it could be a weapon.