Mookland (Possibly Returning?)

[chimericWilder]

we already killed one of them earlier, you know.

its also not a metool

[Red709]

really
also I'm gonna keep calling it a metool it looks like a metool

[chimericWilder]

we already killed one of them earlier, you know.

its also not a metool

[avidGamer]

Oh, hey, I spawned. Well, better get out of the gas. I hang from the ledge of the newly created hole and drop to the next level down. Then I try to commune with the miner, offering vast sums of money for wither its aid or its gems, whichever it's willing to give.

[Ross_Varn]

Yeah, those are the Cobbles the intro spoke of. I'm pretty sure they're trying to kill us.

Rangamook freezes, trying to make out his surroundings... if he sees any glowing objects, he stays still, if not, he'll carefully step forward, listening to the sounds of his footsteps.

[Palamedes]

I know, right? We need more genocide amongst our ranks, to promote BEING USEFUL.

That works so long as you kill the people doing nothing, not just killing people out of nowhere because you're bored but don't want to die doing things. Lest we relive the tyranny of Mad Thunderer Riou.

[ProfessorLizzard]

why are we killing the metool I thought we were letting him live ;_;

Pala already killed one.
There is no way back from the slippery slope.

[Kocel232]

You guys should spare at least one Not-Metool, preferably a child. Teach him Mook language, our suicidal ways, then turn him against his brethren. Then we can effectively turn mercy into unspeakable cruelty.

[The_Codfish]

We'll need more than one of them for that plan, though. We'll have to capture another one and raise them together. Promote a romantic environment. Write scenarios for romance, set the mood you know? Then we'll have to plan the wedding and honeymoon. Once they conceive a child, we'll have to start saving money for its education.

When he finally graduates and becomes a productive member of society, we can set him on the others; he'll be a prime pick amongst the ladies, I'm sure. Much better than the unschooled mine diggers they have. He'll conceive several children and we can slowly convert their population, turning them all into white-collared executives. Their mining skills stolen from them, their entire society will collapse with the lack of physical laborers. This will be our triumph.

[BunBun]

And then I just kick that one into a nice lava pit.
Edit: Where do we find a female, anyway?
Edit2: Actually, how do we find out what gender they are?
Edit3: Don't answer that.

[ImperatorMortis]

we already killed one of them earlier, you know.

its also not a metool

Holy shit! They do look like metools! I hate myself for just noticing this now.

[SupahKiven]

Man this adventure is the best. Could you add me as MooKiven to the Spawn list? I love me my ridiculous names.

[HawkeNightwing]

Soooo much has gone on. Still waiting, but back! wooo.

[BlueYoshi]

It's been a week and only 5/10 mooks have posted an action. ;_;

So I hope the next batch of mooks in the respawn list are active (DAT GAS).

[chimericWilder]

We definitely need to purge our numbers a lot more, at this rate! :l

[Paranoia]

If I respawn sometime in the near future I'd let others take over for me action wise - (primarily solaris, x1372, or professor lizzard) - I'm currently without access to a computer of my own and the only access I have to the internet is prettttyyy limited.

[BlazerC]

Update in a bit.

Why it took so long? Well, there's two stories, the long story and the short story. Long Story: I've been feeling crap all week and fatigued, also incredibly stressed when it came to the time I enjoy myself and relax, I'm trying to get out the the house to stop this blah blah you've heard it a billion times I don't care. When it came to mookland I just went "aw fuck it man ima just go to bed" 90% of the time, and the one time I felt super enough to paste sprites on a background I couldn't gather enough time to finish an update. Go figure.

Short Story: I'm Lazy.

5/10 commands in a week though, fucking seriously, not even kidding, I hate you all so much*

*jk jk <3

Seriously though what the hell

EDIT: Also I love The_Codfish's plan for defeating the Cobbles. Brillance.

[BlazerC]

Mastermook jumps down, and starts painting a steel crate. The Cobble notices him near instantly, and hits him in between the eyes with a pickaxe. Luck of the draw I suppose. Mastermook dies, but he shall live on in our hearts.

Then a mysterious Bad Mook jumps out of the Darkness and punches Plumfinder in the back of the head. More like in the back of the dead! Get it? It's because Plumfinder is dead.

avidGamer jumps down no biggie, and attempts communication. The Cobble calls him a traitorous cur, and equips a Lightning Bolt Power. Ah.

Solaris don't give a damn, he smacks the Cobble in the face with a Snowball, and jeeze does he hate that. The Cobble is now chilled!

Rhysmon totally drops another explosive, because explosion time is fun time. He then looks around, because that's a thing you can totally do in the darkness.

Ragnamook acts very very carefully feeling around, he notices there's a crate in front of him. It's also locked. After walking fowards a bit, there's a dip in the ground, go down dip? Y/N

Mook-001 and BenBen spawn.

Alive:

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1. Rhysmon A Grim Bloody Fable Fusion Pill Ueno's Acquaintance Pill
2. RagnaMook (Ross_Varn)
3. Deadsoldier Die
4. C-Mook
5. Solaris Cool Kid
6. RainbowSnoopy
7. EnigMook Wisdom Pill x2
8. avidGamer Gear of Dapper
9. Mook-001 Bath Buddy
10. BenBen Mad Mook Disease

Waiting to Respawn:

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Ouroboros Negotiation Stick
Niall
Riou Thunder Storm Insta-Spawn Pill x2
DracoMook Negotiation Stick
Galloglasses
CHOSEN ONE Not-Drowning Suit
Skelatox
Paranoia Steam Punk XP
BunBun - BenBen's EVIL TWIN.
Mookshevo
NightMook Scouter V.9001
Ruxin
LateMook
CW The Amazing Shovel Suit Wisdom Pill
LegendaryQ
Kocel232
BlueYoshi
Red709
Epamook Not-Drowning Suit
001 (?)
The_Codfish Battery Pack
A Killer Cuppa Tea Burning Man
PLMook Heterosexual Life Partner
Mr Mook (Mister Visceral)
MirdiniMook Ambassador Axe Encore Pill
Schazmook Heterosexual Life Partner
Sirmook
Mook 1372 Goron Power Bracelet Insta-Spawn Pill
Dpaul Hail Storm
Neopie Spring Shoes Encore Pill
Pwnington Heterosexual Life Partner
Shail
ImperatorMortis
Dmook9
InsaniMook
Amook (mr_y_not) The Amazing Shovel Suit
Palamook Lava Storm Poser Pill
Gecky Svengali
JB Splash of Colour Encore Pill
yappy111
Plumfinder The Mook your Mook could smell like Decoy Pill
Mastermook Still Life
MooKiven - Fresh Meat

Again, sorry for the delay. At least I'm going to make it up to you by killing off more than 4 Mooks next turn. And then they implode. Neat.

[chimericWilder]

that guy with the ??'s is most definitely somebody important that has been mindsoulcontrolled, we should let him live. Also the cobble doesnt have any hitpointsss and it is Riou in disguise.

[BenBen]

I really should have been following this thread more, I have no idea what to do.

When in doubt, charge blindly ahead.

[BlueYoshi]

that guy with the ??'s is most definitely somebody important that has been mindsoulcontrolled, we should let him live.

Agreed, there's a brownish glow/outline around that Bad Mook. Need to go after the Lesser Warden who is probably controlling him (explains why he never controlled RagnaMook. also that wall. at least that's gone).

Not-Metool what did we ever do to you??? I vote that he doesn't get to be a part of Codfish's plan.

[The_Codfish]

Acknowledgement and adulation! All I ever deserved!

Also, I forgot, but where did that boulder come from? Because if it came from the ground floor, it should have killed that ??? Mook....Gang, it looks like we have a mystery to solve! (We should probably kill the warden controlling the ??? Mook first, though)

BenBen: Go and kill that Metool! Cull his bloodline from the genepool!

[BlazerC]

I just got a PM concerning the Cobble's sudden havingeningness (yeah that's a real word) of a power up. To answer their question I'm going to say he had it all the time in his "Inventory" or whatever. Mooks show up, he whips out a lighting bolt ready for combat.

Just clarifying.

[mr_y_not]

That bad mook has gasoline and a blowtorch.
Tis very dangerous stuff!

[Ross_Varn]

Yeah he'll head down the dip. Could you add the powerup I have to my name on the list?