Mookland (Possibly Returning?)

[BlazerC]

Welcome to Mookland, a Forum Game about complete disorganization, something very loosely called "teamwork", and just plain sadism. It's great! But what's even greater: anyone can join! Infact, tons of people already have, so it shouldn't stop you! Keep in mind however that because everyone and their grandmothers are playing Mookland, it's going to be a long wait in the respawn queue to get to realm of the living... and in the end, because Mooks are so fragile, chances are you are going to last only a couple of turns, restarting the whole process over again. You can join, just be prepared to wait. I have nothing against it, because I feed off your suffering.

However, I fully support you creating your own variant of Mookland! I won't mind in the slightest, I might even join your game because that stuff is like fan-art to me only a billion times better. Feel free if you're up to the task, if I ain't going to stop you, no one will!

Ahem, We now return to your normally scheduled Trainwreck.

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Mook Facts

ProfessorLizzard was kind enough to throw together a list of all the Item Mechanics and what they do. If you can't remember what a certain something did, now you don't have to trawl through entire threads to look for it, Thanks Prof!

Click here to check it out! I'll draw an image for this link one day.

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The Story So-Far:

Back in the days, it wasn't easy being a Mook. It was rough, basically when you could die if someone breathed on you hard enough. Naturally, each Mook was born with only a single Hit-Point, pretty rough times. Then again, it wasn't as rough as it is now.

For a while, the Mooks managed. That was until some unknown evil rose up in Mookland, alongside with his army of sinister Bad Mooks and other foul evils they seized the entirety of Mookland by force, their grip unbreakable on the world. This evil had no true name, eventually he was came to be known as Evil Mook. The Mooks didn't like this however, not one bit. Struggling to keep themselves alive, a small enough force banded together and aimed to take him down in his stronghold.

Many were killed. But then again, what else would you expect. Eventually they had conquered almost the entire stronghold, with only one room left, they entered. Inside they found Evil Mook. Incredibly disappointed in their "foolishness", he left the stronghold and let his Bodyguard "PUNK", an automated killing machine, to clean up this nuisance for him, he was a busy man after all.

They made short work of the hunk of scrap.

When news came to Evil Mook, he would be less than pleased. And like that, the word spread to the rest of the fair Mooks, they began to take up their colors and their Power-Capsules, (their weapon of choice) fighting back for Mookland, overthrowing the Bad Mooks, all they could do was watch as their grip fumbled from their hands.

The revolution had just begun however, the Search to kill Evil Mook began, they headed to the Flooded Ruins to chase him down. After bumbling through the Ruin's traps and tricks, fighting through Bad Mooks, Wardens and Mudshes, they found themselves in the heart of the Ruins. They found a man, apparently looking for him. However, before he could explain, things turned sour. Before they knew it, they were up against the Grand Daddy of all Mudshes, Gomphus.

Let me tell you kid, it wasn't looking pretty for the little guys.









Gomphus refuses to surface, for an obvious reason.

Ruxin chooses to be a clutz and hits the button. Suddenly water pours in at an alarming rate, soon enough the whole bottom layer is flooded. Ruxin, Rhysmon Schazmook, and BenBen all fall victim to the wrath of Poseidon. On top of that, Riou conjured up a Thunder Storm, zapping Red709 and because of the Thunder Cloud in the water, the current travels to Mook-001, who also cooks.

It doesn't stop there, Ouroboros attempts to jump on a Mushroom, and here's a shocker, it's a Mudsh! Ouroboros gets the flesh of his shins torn off, and dies.

Ouch.

On a lighter note, Amook, Latemook and Niall punch a Mudsh to death using the powers of cannon foddery. It nets them a life in the form of a dead Mushroom.

NightMook drops his power so Palamook can have it, which he graciously accepts. Palamook's power gets amplified, becoming a Lava Storm! This new spell, like all other spells, need a turn to charge, but does incredible damage to a single target and melts through metal!

Plumfinder isn't specific enough to do anything. Derp.

PLMook scans desperately in the ground to find Gomphus, unfortuantly, he can't find him! Shoot!

Pwnington makes it up to a higher level thanks to his partners. His partners then die and he loses his powers.

Neopie does nothing. Hnngh.

The pressure plates click and the water begins to drain just as fast as it arrived, looks like it will be all gone by the start of the next turn. Do be more careful from now on. Or not, I'm not bothered.

Lives Left: 10 (+2)

(The (+2) means you gained 2 lives this turn, meaning you're on 12 lives right now)

Alive:

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DracoMook Negotiation Stick
Riou Thunder Storm Insta-Spawn Pill x2
Dpaul Hail Storm
Niall
PLMook Scouter V.9001
Pwnington Heterosexual Life Partner
Amook (mr_y_not)
Neopie Spring Shoes Encore Pill
LateMook
Palamook Lava Storm Poser Pill
Plumfinder Manliness Decoy Pill
NightMook

Can Spawn:

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CHOSEN ONE (Superkenkun) Not-Drowning Suit
PenguinMook
The_Codfish Battery Pack
Paranoia Steam Punk XP
InsaniMook
A Killer Cuppa Tea Burning Man
Deadsoldier Die
JB
Mastermook Still Life
C-Mook
Solaris Cool Kid
MirdiniMook Ambassador Axe Encore Pill
Gecky Svengali
RainbowSnoopy
EnigMook Wisdom Pill x2
Mook 1372 Goron Power Bracelet
Mookshevo
Fengar
avidGamer Gear of Dapper
CW The Amazing Shovel Suit Wisdom Pill

Dead:

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1 turn Left! Cost x 1 Red709
2 turns Left! Cost x 1 BlueYoshi Rainbow Drinker
2 turns Left! Cost x 1 Mook-001 Bath Buddy
2 turns Left! Cost x 1 BenBen Mad Mook Disease
3 turns Left! Cost x 1 Ouroboros Negotiation Stick
3 turns Left! Cost x 1 Schazmook Heterosexual Life Partner Insta-Spawn Pill
3 turns Left! Cost x 1 Ruxin Heterosexual Life Partner
6 turns Left! Cost x 2 Rhysmon A Grim Bloody Fable

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What a lovely way to start off the new thread.

Ahem, anyway. Remember, you don't have to combine power-ups. In some cases you might be better off with two of them rather than a single super one.

[The_Codfish]

Shit, guys. I think Blazer is trying to tell us something here. I think he's telling us to NOT upgrade our current Scuba-mook and just make another Scooba-mook instead.

Also, at least it seems the water switches are more like a HAZARD-thing and not an actual 'time limit' for us to beat, which is a relief.

[ProfessorLizzard]

I guess Tasr wanted to get to the next floor at the cost of our lives :v

Karma?

Anyways I seem to be invisible but the list says I am alive, so I punch the closest mushroom.

EDIT:

hey pl scan those things on the ground arround where ghomawff THE GODDAMN MUSHROOM burrowed into the ground at

I'll also scan these.

[chimericWilder]

yeah okay alright seems my insistence concerning spawning was vindicated. I suggest clearing out those mudsh, then get ready to jump in Gomphus' face when he resurfaces. The water might all disappear in a single turn so maybe someone should try to jump at Gomphus just take a shot at hitting him? Just like one guy.


E: Also, more importantly, Three Cheers for New Thread!

[BlazerC]

I guess Tasr wanted to get to the next floor at the cost of our lives :v

Karma?

Anyways I seem to be invisible but the list says I am alive, so I punch the closest mushroom.

Naturally I overlook a detail in an update. It's the Mookland spirit at this point. One day I'll get the perfect update.

One day.

Until then however, that issue has been fixed, also added your command whatnot. Refresh if you don't see it.

[Niall]

I run to the left most side of my floor, punching the mushroom as I go.

[The_Codfish]

Try scanning the switches, Professor. Get some information on them. Maybe there's a way to prevent the water from rising up?

[chimericWilder]

Yeah, dont stand on the switches.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Try scanning the switches, Professor. Get some information on them. Maybe there's a way to prevent the water from rising up?

Naw, it only returns data about the things inside them. I am sure all we saw from the switch would be "It is sure a switch"

[chimericWilder]

Unless the switch ate a power capsule.

[Rhysmon]

6 turns.

Curse you water.

[Latewave]

Let's continue being useful. Onward my fellow Vanilla mooks. Let us beat the Mudsh in the face again.

[dragonpaul99]

I quickly get away from that mudsh and stand next to the dead one instead. Also I start charging up Hail Storm.

[PlumFinder]

All right, I guess the problem was me not specifying which shroom I would jump on.
Let's go with the one directly in front of me. I would also try jumping over the mushrooms on the top floor while walking there, but I think that's not gonna work anyway. Oh well, lets try:

- Jump on the mushroom directly in front of me, reaching the floor above this one. Once there, walk to the Manliness Powerup and ingest it. Jump over all other mushrooms I come across while making my way there.

[Palamedes]

Elemental Mook Squad, begin charging! That monstrous mushroom will stand no chance against our new and improved Elemental Barrage!

I begin charging a Lava Storm.

(Also melting metal? I knew fire would be useful! Wish I had found that bit sooner :P.)

[Neopie]

Neopie goomba stomps a musdsh with the help of SPRRIIINNNGS

[Latewave]

I wonder if springs plus springy mushroom is enough to launch you to the roof?

[Mister Visceral]

I'd like to join the Can Spawn list IF YOU PLEASE. Thx! So excited.

[dragonHacker]

I jump on the mushroom I am standing in front of. Nope, totally not a Mudsh I'm jumping on. No sir.

[sonic3535]

Mook3535 spawns.

[mr_y_not]

Amook decides to climb up to the next platform WITHOUT THE NILLA ENTOURAGE.
He decides to peer outside to see whether or not there's anything hidden between the foreground and background layer that seems to be expelling a large quantity of water from a gaping hole in the boss room.

[Red709]

I'D BETTER GET THAT RED SUIT UPGRADE FOR THIS..........

I warned you guys not to step on the switches

I TOLD YOU BRO

I TOLD YOU

[Riou]

WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[SirPwnington]

I attempt to jump over the mushroom to my left!

[Red709]

WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

commit suicide by being dumb enough to play with lightning underwater?

IDUNNO just don't attack, you're quickly proving to be more hazard than help (no offense)