Ohhh man this is so cool. Magic. REAL MAGIC!
They may be totally pulling the wool over your eyes, but for now, just for now, you're going to believe them whole heartedly.
Because if you think about it, THEY invited you here. THEY run a magical school. If both of those are true, then YOU have some magical ability!
Victor: Ohh man, I'm so excited. When do we start?!
?????: There's still an orientation to go through. I mean granted you could skip it to start your studies on your own, but classes won't start for a couple of days. I've read up on some of what the classes are and I think I'm going to go to the orientation.
?????: Yeah dude, calm your shit. You're jumping up and down like a grasshopper on crack. Be happy that we're no longer waiting.
Victor: You're- you're right, I really do need to calm down. But it's so exciting! Just imagining the things possible. Super strength, extreme senses, instant ability. I feel like I'd have to make myself a superhero costume. I doubt I'd be able to make something with as good of quality as what you're currently wearing but I-
The young man grabs your shirt by the neck and pulls you close. A very angry growl seething through his teeth.
?????: Say that again... I DARE YOU to call it a costume again.
Oh shit. Quick, think of something to diffuse the situation.