You wonder if there are even any guides for this thing up yet. It's fairly new, despite being on a dying system (that was the hype about it, what little there was, that it was going to be the Gamesphere's grand farewell). Then again, there are those few nuts who decided to power through the game on the release day and write walkthroughs the day after. Heck, you bet that the only reason that CS didn't already do that is because Lindsay made you all promise that you'd only play it when you got together.
Well, its worth a check at any rate.
You cautiously move up the stairs, ready for your father to jump out at you at any time.
Nothing happens. Odd.
Suspicious, you do a quick scan of the ground floor before you go upstairs. The kitchen is deserted, the entrance is silent, and even the garage is empty (apart from you father's past projects, that is).
That really only leaves upstairs, in his room. You shrug to yourself. If he's gone there, its a good bet he won't be bugging you anymore.
You return to your room to peruse the internet, but are immediately made aware that some of your chums have tried to contact you. It has been some time since you last checked.
Let's see... AI and CS pestered you not long ago.
You decide to check AI's message first. This is an entirely random decision and shows no favoratism or preference on your part.
Pesterlog(1):
aimlessInfinity began pestering supremeSingularity
AI: announcement to
AI: CS, IL, and SS
AI: i will be unable to attend today on agreed meeting
AI: appologies
You try your best not to be severly disappointed about this news.
You fail. Quite horribly, I might add.
Oh well. Might as well check what CS wanted.
Pesterlog(2):
cardinalStrategist began pestering supremeSingularity
CS:||==K Hey, did you get AI's message?
CS: ||=? Hello?
CS: ||==+ Did you leave yourself logged on again?
CS: ||=0 Whatever, just get back to me when you can.
cardinalStrategist began pestering supremeSingularity
CS:||==K C'mon man, its been almost an hour.
CS: ||==>What are you doing?
CS: ||==[ Please tell me you're not fighting with your dad.
CS: ||==+ Or hiding out in your lab.
CS: ||=? Seriously man, your laptop's portable, you could have taken it with you.
cardinalStrategist began pestering supremeSingularity
CS:||==K Well since your not answering...
CS: ||==> I went ahead and invited CD.
CS: ||==[ I mean, we need a third player.
CS: ||=? Would have asked you first, but...
CS: ||==K Anyway, we'll be there around nine.
Great. Just great. Not only is AI not coming, but CS's dumb girlfriend is going to be taking her place.
Okay, that's not fair, to either of them. Sure, its not that you really dislike her, but CD does have a bit of a way of getting under people's skin.
It's just... okay, you've got a girlfriend, can you not bring her everywhere you go?
Especially when the person she's replacing is AI. That just seems unfair.
Oh great, who's pestering you now?
Pesterlog(3):
unknownShadow began pestering supremeSingularity
US: hey
SS: Greetings.
US: how are you
SS: Dear Juno.
SS: That took you almost a minute to type.
SS: How do you have such atrocious typing skills?
US: im getting better
SS: Indeed?
SS: Then let's see if we can make this conversation in less than an hour.
US: i heard that ai wasnt coming over today
SS: By Olympus, its like I'm talking to a three toed sloth.
SS: Are you certain you are not just "trolling" me?
US: sorry
SS: And yes, you heard correctly.
SS: That's just the cherry of disappointment on top of this horribly frustrating three layer sundae of a day.
SS: So forgive me if I'm a bit upset.
US: whats trolling
SS: You are joking, right?
SS: Never mind.
US: at least il will be there
SS: What?
SS: No.
US: wink
SS: No.
SS: We are not doing this again.
US: what was the winking face again
SS: Semicolon close bracket.
SS: I don't even use emotes, and I know that.
US: sorry
SS: If you are sorry, then stop with your incessant attempts to get me to go out with Lindsay.
US: so cd invite me over later
SS: Forty five seconds, a new record!
SS: What?
SS: No.
SS: I never invited her, so her invitation is invalid.
US: tehn why is she coming
SS: Because her stupid boyfriend invited her.
US: and why cnt i comer over
SS: Watch out, your going so fast I can't keep up with the typos.
SS: Answering your question:
SS: Because, even if I don't like it, at least CD can play.
US: and i cant
SS: Its painful to watch you try anything electronic.
US: hey
US: i play lots of games
SS: What was the last one?
US: minesweeper
SS: That is not a game.
SS: That is a timewaster.
SS: Its what you do to burn time.
SS: Seriously, its like holding a match to time itself.
SS: I could write a thesis on the physics defying way that program makes time burn.
SS: And we could use it to gain astounding new understanding of timespace.
SS: Creating a Minesweeper-based time travel device that tunnels through time with its intense heat.
US: wow
SS: Please tell me you didn't start writing that when I started.
US: well, im still coming over
SS: No you are not.
US: maybe i could help you out with lindasy
SS: Stop that.
SS: Now.
US: :)
US: that doesnt look like a winking face
SS: That's because you need to use a semicolon.
US: isnt that a semicolon
SS: No.
SS: That is a colon.
SS: Seriously, how can someone this dumb exist?
SS: I've just about had it with all the idiocy I'm surrounded with.
SS: US?
SS: Great, you're crying now, aren't you.
SS: Look, I'm sorry I snapped.
SS: It's been a hard day.
SS: At least log out if you aren't going to talk to me.
SS: Okay, look.
SS: If you do read this, come on over and we'll talk.
supremeSingularity ceased pestering unknownShadow
What is with her? She insists on trying to set you up with your best friend, and then runs off crying. And your the one who's going to catch Hades for it, just wait. If not from her, then CD will chew you out.
Active Adventures (awaiting suggestions): PersonS-like Persona, but not | An Aranor Adventure-high fantasy and adventure | Odd One Out-3 best friends, a kidnapped girl, an evil king, and elves | Beasts-a tale of survival | The Longest Flashback-fantasy noir, or something like that | GUIH-raising a dragon is harder than it sounds. | MageBound-Fantasy+"Stuck" | Creation-wherein the readers are the mind of a universe's omnipotent god | The College of Magic-pretty much what it says on the tin
Two things happen simultaneously, because dramatic irony is nothing if not thorough. The doorbell rings, two notes whose sound herald the first of the guests to arrive. Shortly after, the door opens and voices can be heard downstairs, your father's and two others.
You would have gotten the door yourself, gracious host that you are, except that at the same time, your computer informs you that somebody is pestering you.
Wait, HIM?
Pesterlog:
comicallyUnhelpful began pestering supremeSingularity
CU: gReetings good bUddy, how's it beeN?
SS: You.
SS: With everything that's happened this morning, I forgot about you.
SS: It was wonderful.
CU: oh come of It
CU: we both know thAt isnt true
SS: How did you even get back at me?
SS: I never unblocked this account.
CU: very MySteriOus, iSn't it?
CU: maybe...
CU: nO, i don't think i'll tell you
SS: Fine.
SS: That wasn't what I wanted to talk with you about.
SS: Though I'm still curious.
SS: But what I'm more curious about is...
SS: How did you know that I'd be playing a game today?
Downstairs, the voices die down, indicating your father is done confronting your friends.
Pesterlog(continued):
CU: my souRces aRe manY
CU: iF yOu Really want to know
CU: you Got to pay the prIce
SS: How cryptic.
CU: VeeeeeeErrrry MystErious...
Voices shout out your name, and you respond that you are in your room.
Pesterlog(continued):
SS: You had better not be stalking me.
CU: in that case...
CU: I'D REALLY SUGGEST NOT LOOKING OUT YOUR WINDOW.
comicallyUnhelpful blocked comicallyUnhelpful
SS: What?
You know you shouldn't. You know that he's probably just got some prank he's going to pull. But...
Active Adventures (awaiting suggestions): PersonS-like Persona, but not | An Aranor Adventure-high fantasy and adventure | Odd One Out-3 best friends, a kidnapped girl, an evil king, and elves | Beasts-a tale of survival | The Longest Flashback-fantasy noir, or something like that | GUIH-raising a dragon is harder than it sounds. | MageBound-Fantasy+"Stuck" | Creation-wherein the readers are the mind of a universe's omnipotent god | The College of Magic-pretty much what it says on the tin
He blocked himself? But, how would that block him from you? ... SUDDEN PARANOID THOUGHT: He is you! You madman , you have a split personality! It explains everything!
> CS, CD: sit in love seat, just to hammer home the point.
> CS: be female as it turns out (I don't think that CS's gender has been specified in-story)
> Say, what is the range of those wireless controllers?
> Lindsay: arrive at Mrs Juliet's house.
> CD: get message from US saying how mean Chester was.
Last edited by simon.clarkstone; 02-03-2012 at 03:50 PM.
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Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Damn him. If there's another fairy with horns on your lawn like last winter...
You reach the window and look outside. Not much is different. Simply the same old neighborhood, with row upon row of identical houses. Perhaps the sky has gotten a little darker, but it was supposed to rain today regardless.
Once again, we cease being a specific being and allow our consciousness to wander. Over the houses, turning towards a familiar hill above a wooded park in the distance, then drawing outward, back.
Once back far enough, we realize we are no longer viewing the scene directly, but on a screen. The screen of a computer resting on the floor of a dark, featureless room. The sole source of light, it bathes the front of the figure typing upon it, the room's only other occupant.
In the dark, the figure is indistinct, and what features can be made out are twisted by the mingling of shadows and the blue tinged light from the computer. Of greatest interest is its face, or rather its mask, a smooth, white face with empty black eyes and a garish smile. The figures shoulders shake, though whether from laughter or crying cannot be said, perhaps even by him.
He looks over that which he has typed, with the eyes of understaning...
gReetings good bUddy, how's it beeN?
oh come of It
we both know thAt isnt true
very MySteriOus, iSn't it?
maybe...
nO, i don't think i'll tell you
my souRces aRe manY
iF yOu Really want to know
you Got to pay the prIce
VeeeeeeErrrry MystErious...
His face is fixed on the screen as it once again returns to Chester.
So should we.
As you resume being Chester, you wonder what that clown was talking about. Nothing of note is happening outside your window.
But dramatic irony is nothing if not thorough.
Several things happen, so quickly following eachother that they may seem simultaneous. You see Lindsay jogging towards your house. Must have finished whatever she was doing early. She is a way off, so you can't make out many features, but you easily pick out the empty right sleeve of her jacket. Shortly afterward, you hear a sound that, if happening independantly, the self-comforting mind might claim to be thunder. There is a sound of breaking glass, a hole appears in your window, and a matching hole appears in the opposite wall.
You are currently standing between both.
A moment of silence passes before pain begins to make itself known in your shoulder. As a dark red begins to intrude upon the white of your lab coat, you come to the logical conclusion.
You have been shot.
Last edited by mysticCharlatan; 02-03-2012 at 05:38 PM.
((So... seems Supernatural Swordsman shot supremeSingluarity.
Curses, I failed to connect Chester's "future" remark about blood with the obvious sniper rifle.))
> Run down stairs.
> "OH FUTUO, OH FUTUO. THERE'S BLOOD, SO MUCH BLOOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING GOT TO RUN OH FUTUO OH FUTUO OH FUT-"
> People downstairs: try to help
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Sure, you can do that. You are now a seventeen year old girl whose features betray a Persian ancestry. You have come with your boyfriend to one of his friend's place in order to play a game. You don't really care for this friend of his, especially after a friend of yours just messaged you (crying, presumably) about what a jerk he was.
Of course, you wouldn't wish this kind of harm to come to him.
Before we get anywhere, perhaps you would like to tell us your name? And what about your boyfriend?
Last edited by mysticCharlatan; 02-04-2012 at 02:36 PM.
Reason: Wrong character... whoops.
((I thought that CS was bringing her girlfriend (CD) (to replace AI), but she has brought her boyfriend, and CD was invited by her boyfriend. This is confusing; I love it.))
> Jeremy Askew.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Just a bit of clarification: I mixed up CD and CS in the last post. That's what I get for giving two connected characters similar initials.
So to summarize...
CD (since we haven't had a chance to see it, I'll just tell you that stands for cleverDjinn) is the girl who doesn't really care for Chester and is friends with unknown shadow.
CS (cardinalStrategist) is the guy, CD's boyfriend, and is one of Chester's best friends.
Sorry for the confusion, and while I would love to take that whole angle you summarized simon, I've already figured out the characters I'll be using, who they are and how they relate to eachother. Throwing in another one whom I haven't had time to develop, either as an individual or as a part of this network, wouldn't be fair to you guys and would probably make everything come crashing down as I tried to fit them in.
So, appologies once again. You may now return to your regularly scheduled chaos.
Given your heritage and general middle-eastern appearance, that would be an exceptionally ironic name that you would love to have. Alas, the universe is apparently not gifted in the realms of irony, or at least it has been keeping it from you.
>Kaylyn Antwiller
You are KAYLYN ANTWILLER. Since this is an aside, taking place outside of the normal flow of time, we can take a moment to discuss you without otherwise adversly affecting the situation.
You have a great love of FASHION and BEAUTY, and you always make sure you look your best, up to date with the latest styles. This love is based partially in your own PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS, with your long, dark hair and your clear, brown eyes... Ahem. Your love of beauty extends into ART, and you are QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHED PAINTER. You pride yourself on knowing a great deal about your FAMILY AND CULTURAL HERITAGE, although you consider yourself a MODERN AND SOPHISTICATED WOMAN. You also have a tendancy to get involved in other people's business, even when it doesn't concern you. Sometimes especially if it doesn't concern you. You consider yourself a PHILANTHOPIST CONCERNED WITH THE WELL BEING OF ALL, while most everybody else considers you a MEDDLESOME BUSYBODY.
Now, what about your boyfriend?
>Jeremy Askew
Yeah right, as if you'd ever date anybody like that.
>Henrick Smith.
Yeah, that's right. So your boyfriend...
What? Someone would rather hear this from him?
Well fine then.
You are now HENRICK SMITH, though you allow your friends to call you Henry as well. But not Rick.
Anyway, your interests revolve almost entirely around GAMES*. Whatever kind, whether video, board, card, or some other obscure format, if it exists, you have probably played it, beaten it, griped about how terribly broken it is, and then invited everyone you know to play it as well. You consider yourself A CONNOISEUR OF ALL FORMS OF ENTERTAINMENT, while most everyone else considers you A LONELY GEEK. Despite your broad tastes, your first game of choice has and always will be CHESS. You consider it the pinnicle of strategic thought, a measure of a person's culture, and a mirror to life itself. You have often wondered what it would be like to live in a world of WHITE AND BLACK, KINGS AND QUEENS, and the like. Of course, you understand that such a thing could never actually happen, but a guy can dream, can't he? Due to your fixation on a game of RULES and ORDER, you generally keep a tidy appearance, combing your dark brown hair flat and ensuring that your SEMI-FORMAL OUTFITS are as clean as possible.
*An addendum: your interests have in fact been recently expanded by exactly one topic: YOUR GIRLFRIEND(even then, you hit it off over an anectode about how chess originated in ancient Persia, so it might only be a subheader). You are continually amazed you could land youself such an ATTRACTIVE FEMALE CONSORT, as is most everyone else.
So, what exactly are you two going to do with this situation?
Inventory(Kaylyn):
Apparel: Fashionable Outfit, Stunning Necklace
Inventory(Henrick):
Apparel: Semi-Formal Outfit (in shirt pocket: Pocket Protector, Pens(red x1, blue x1, black x4) )
--------
Alright everyone, now that that weirdness is over with, feel free to input commands for Kaylyn, Henrick, or even Lindsay (who will be entering shortly without full knowledge of what's happened).
Last edited by mysticCharlatan; 02-04-2012 at 03:28 PM.
> Henrick: Panic about how gunshots in real-life aren't like those in games, even though you knew that already.
> Chester's father: just freeze and be useless.
> Kaylyn: dial 911999 112
((I never knew there was such variation.))
> Lindsay: jog calmly toward the house because you can't see what is going on. That's a pity because you know just what to do in this situation.
Originally Posted by mysticCharlatan
while I would love to take that whole angle you summarized simon, I've already figured out the characters I'll be using, who they are and how they relate to eachother. Throwing in another one whom I haven't had time to develop, either as an individual or as a part of this network, wouldn't be fair to you guys and would probably make everything come crashing down as I tried to fit them in.
That's ok. It was a random curveball of mine.
Last edited by simon.clarkstone; 02-04-2012 at 04:34 PM.
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Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
>Anyone who knows anything about emergency medical procedures: Do the appropriate stuff, like blocking up the wound so he won't die from blood loss.
>Anyone else: Remain calm and call 9-1-1 because that's what people in America are supposed to do in the event of severe, potentially fatal injury and also probably apparent assassination attempts.
Active Adventures (awaiting suggestions): PersonS-like Persona, but not | An Aranor Adventure-high fantasy and adventure | Odd One Out-3 best friends, a kidnapped girl, an evil king, and elves | Beasts-a tale of survival | The Longest Flashback-fantasy noir, or something like that | GUIH-raising a dragon is harder than it sounds. | MageBound-Fantasy+"Stuck" | Creation-wherein the readers are the mind of a universe's omnipotent god | The College of Magic-pretty much what it says on the tin
You do just that. I mean, what reason would you have to do otherwise? That boom? Probably just thunder. Perhaps it sounded a little odd, but what else could it be? A gunshot? As if, this is one of the safest areas you know. And even if it was, it was a ways off, no concern of yours.
Oh, how ignorance is bliss.
>Henrick: Panic.
No. You will do no such thing.
Oh, all right, if you insist. But if we're going to do this, we're going to do this meticulously.
Dialog:
||==+ Alright, A) What in the holy hell just happened?
||==[ And B)...
||=0 WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Baaaby, don't paaanic.
||==[ Who says I'm panicking?
||=? Why would I be panicking as MY FRIEND IS BLEEDING OUT ON THE FLOOR!?!
Juuust breath, aaalright? Breeeath.
||==> We need to call 911!
Waaay ahead of yooou
...Hellooo?
Yeees, sooomeooone's been shot..
hey guys 1m hear, hows-WA7 7HE HELL?!?
> Kaylyn: following instructions that interferes with Lindsay's anatomy knowledge and medical treatment.
> Lindsay: anatomy knowledge and medical treatment that interferes with Kaylyn following instructions.
((And a wild guess)
> Game: finish loading and do something weird otherwise people are going to rush off the hospital and not play you for months.
Last edited by simon.clarkstone; 02-04-2012 at 05:29 PM.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
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Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula