You cannot begin an EPICLY DRAWN ADVENTURE because the author CAN'T DRAW WORTH A DAMN. You must settle for a MEDIOCRE TEXT ADVENTURE.
>MEDIOCRE TEXT ADVENTURE: Begin.
A young man of sixteen years old stands in the middle of his room. He is wearing an OVERSIZED LAB COAT and a SEMI-PERMANENT SCOWL. He is scowling because it is 5 am, much earlier than his alarm would usually go off. He was rudely awoken by a loud noise downstairs, likely cause by the house's only other occupant, his FATHER. I mean, its not like he was going to sleep the whole day away. He did have plans, but they didn't start at FIVE IN THE FRICKIN' MORNING.
Why is he wearing a lab coat, you ask? Because it's a Saturday morning, that's why. How about you stop asking useless questions and try something productive. Like find out what this guy's name is.
Hello everyone, and welcome to what is hopefully an interesting adventure. This is my first shot at this, so be gentle? :)
EDIT: By reader request, here is a character sheet summarizing everybody whom we've met thus far. Unless I've missed someone, this should be a complete list of characters, up to date as of May 7, 2012.
The Kids/The Players/The Scions of the Nine:
-Chester Ellis: A very intelligent sixteen year old young man, albeit somewhat abrasive and inconsiderate. Sometimes comes up with random ideas, some good and some... not so good. His chumhandle and screenname are supremeSingularity, and he types without colour or quirk, in as perfect English as he can.
-Lindsay Lovhaug: A sixteen year old girl who lost her right arm in an accident eight years ago. Physical and active, and prone to violence if overly agitated. Has an apparently unrequited crush on Chester, her current best friend. Her chumhandle is immortalLegionette, and she 7ypes w1thou7 cap17al1za71on and l177le punc7ua71on, replac1ng "i"s with "1"s and "t"s with "7"s
-Kaylyn Antwiller: An attractive seventeen year old girl with good taste in fashion. She has a strong desire to protect those close to her, and often involves herself in others' business even is she isn't wanted. Good friends with Liz, not so friendly with Chester. Henrick's girlfriend, though how that happened is anyone's guess. Her chumhandle and screenname are cleverDjinn, and she teeends to draw out sooome of her wooords.
Has started down her Destined Path, earning the title of Maiden Keeper
-Henrick Smith: A sixteen year old boy who is something of a geek and an unrepentant gaming fanatic. Prefers things to make sense and be orderly, is currently not getting his wish. His chumhandle and screenname are cardinalStrategist, and ||==[ he prefaces whatever he types with a chess piece of some sort.
-Victoria Walker: An eighteen year old girl who occassionally likes to walk around blindfolded. Has visions pertaining to some great disaster that the kids are currently facing though they tend to be unclear and #$(*)@ERROR filled. Has two swords, and knows how to use them. Her chumhandle is aimlessInfinity, and she types very little.
-Elizabeth Dougan: An emotional girl of sixteen years. Has all the Hollywood ugly (which is to say, not ugly at all), thick rimmed glasses and everything. Is somewhat obsessed with shipping. She ships Chester x Lindsay, and totally has no feelings for Chester that she is repressing at all. Her chumhandle and username are unknownShadow, and she types exceptionally slowly and tries to use emotes without really knowing how :> no wait :)
-Jon Raines: An eleven year old boy who is slowly being caught up in all the craziness that is happening. Has a tendancy to get on people's nerves, but considering how stressed everyone's getting that's a little understandable. Does not currently have a pesterchum account, but due to weirdness will likely soon have a screenname of eeternalSolitood, and wil tend too tiep fonetiklee
-Geoffrey Hage: An eighteen year old young man whose mother remarried but kept his old last name. Considers himself a gentleman, and treats all ladies well without thought of compensation, resulting in many getting the wrong idea of his intentions. Very good friends with the potentially psychotic Erik, go figure. His chumhandle is poeticCavalier, and he doesn't really do much interesting when he types
-Hershel Crescel: A sixteen year old boy who suffers from a severe case of agoraphobia, never leaving his basement which has been lovingly dubbed The Cave. A strong believer in magic and fairly skilled in computing, two disciplines he hopes to merge one day. His chumhandle and screenname are synthesizedQuintessence*, and his kkkkkeyboard sometttttimes sttttticks with some lettttters, but he dddddoesn't stuttttter, really
*Because I'm silly and don't proofread my posts, this chumhandle occassionally shows up as sythesizedQuintessence. I'm looking around and trying to fix it in as many places as I can find, but for now just imagine the missing "n" is there between that "y" and "t".
The Parents:
-Felix Ellis: Chester's father, an only parent due to the untimely demise of his wife. Has a rocky relationship with his son that he is mostly oblivious to. Tends to change interests often, never sticking with one long enough to become any good at it.
-Saul Lovhaug: Lindsay's father. Runs a pharmacy down the street from his home. Enjoys sparing with Lindsay, and refuses to treat her any differently due to her injury. Seems to have some idea that his daughter is going to be in danger, though for some reason is incapable of action to prevent it.
-Officer Dougan: Elizabeth's father. A police officer that responded to the emergency at the Ellis residence. Currently possesses a black eye courtisy of Lindsay Lovhaug.
Game Related Folks:
-lemat (aka comicallyUnhelpful): a troll who annoys Chester and his pals whenever he gets the chance. Seems to have some hidden depths and a plan that wil cause some trouble for the Scions. talks in a way tHat hidEs absoLutely no messages, Period.
-cyclicHarvester (aka T-man/T-dawg): A mysterious figure that is manipulating living with lemat and has a unique way of commanding him ensuring he does what he is told. >SPEAKS IN A VERY FORCEFUL MANNER>
-Amaterasu: A being of increadible power that uses the username amaterasuReborn when she uses the in-game chat feature. Her other method of communication speaks directly into the subconscious of the person she talks to. Most often the recipient of such messages remains consciously unaware of her communications.
-Supernal Swordsman: An assassin sent to kill Chester before he began the game. Was unsuccessful and has been avoiding the authorities with his partner, the Clockwork Deviser.
-Clockwork Deviser: A short character of questionable intelligence who nonetheless has great skill with machinery and explosives.
-inevitableDownfall: A player in another session apart from the Scions'. Has written a questionably helpful guide that Hershel is using to assist his friends in the game. Uses a poorly programmed voice recognition program to chat, and has a tendancy to use #$%ing foul language often. Exclamation point. I said #@%ing exclamation point.
-Heather: A player in ID's session who chatted once with Hershel on ID's account. Generally pleasant and well mannered.
Others:
-Erik: Yeah, this guy gets his own section. Probably because no one wants to be near this crazy. A friend of Geoffrey with questionable sanity and very disturbing methods. Inscrutably honest. Tries to be helpful to his best friend, generally ends up causing trouble for him. Uses the screenname jungianUmbrage in a chat program barely anyone uses, and TALKS IN A WAY THAT IS FORTHRIGHT AND ABRUPT.
Last edited by mysticCharlatan; 03-14-2013 at 06:23 PM.
No way. Your Dad may be a jerk and an idiot, but even HE isn't mean enough or stupid enough to name you Wren. I mean, isn't that a girl's name?
And Commins? Nothing Commin about you. You're exceptional.
>Chester Ellis
Your are CHESTER ELLIS, a young man with unruly red hair, green eyes, and many freckles. You know everything there is to know about PHYSICS and most other SCIENCES, and to hear you tell it, most everything else. In fact, you consider yourself a GENIUS, and are not afraid to let everybody know. You are also well versed in many MYTHOLOGIES, especially GREEK and ROMAN, although you yourself are ABOVE SUCH SILLY SUPERSTITIONS. You despise ignorance in any form, and seek to rectify it wherever it occurs. You consider yourself something of a WISE MENTOR FIGURE to your friends, while most everyone else considers you a KNOW-IT-ALL ASSHOLE.
As was previously mentioned, you have plans for later today. Three friends of yours are coming over to play a game that just came out. Your sure nothing unexpected will happen.
But, as was also previously mentioned, its FIVE IN THE FRICKIN MORNING, so you have to burn about five hours. Thanks a lot, Dad.
You are standing in your bedroom, with a variety of your personal affects surrounding you. POSTERS OF FAMOUS SCIENTISTS, such as Tesla or Einstein, as well as a periodic table of the elements. Your BOOKSHELF is filled with various BOOKS and FIGURINES, and on your desk sits your LAPTOP. And of course, the ordinary fixtures of a room are also present. There is a BED, with unremarkable BEDDINGS such as blankets and pillow, and a CLOSET, filled with various CLOTHES as well as an abundance of your PHYSICS OBSERVATIONAL TOOLS (which many would foolishly mistake as CHILDREN'S TOYS).
What do you do?
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Inventory
Apparel: Oversized Labcoat, Unremarkable Outfit
Sorry if that looked like I shot your idea down, Naristar. Just really wanted to make that Commins pun.
Don't worry, not all the characters will be as big a jerk as this guy.
Arobic? Don't you mean aerobic? Moronic thoughts can't even spell themselves right, can they?
Besides, what would arobic even mean? Aerobic is "living in air" literally, so what? Aro... maybe based on aroma? So... smell exercises?
No. This is stupid. Why are you even entertaining these thoughts?
>Do aerobic exercise.
There, fixed. Actually, not a bad idea, now that you think on it. Might be able to spend a few minutes with this.
You grab an OSCILATION VISUALIZATION CORD (often confused with a JUMP ROPE buy the uneducated) from your pile of PHYSICS OBSERVATION TOOLS in your closet and start to perform a complex series of COORDINATION TESTING ROUTINES (often mistaken for JUMP ROPE TRICKS) to not only exercise your muscles and cardiovascular systems, but awaken your cognative abilities.
Really? You may not be the peak of physical perfection, but surely you have more than enough coordination to-
BAM!
Ow. Okay...
You have just... completed a pain resistance training exercise. And done so with with great skill. Anyone watching would have surely thought that was an accident. Heck, you practically surprised yourself. And that made the training all the more successful.
So you are lying on the floor now, your oscilation visualization cord flung across the room when you tri- when you performed your training.
Oh hey, you expensive laptop alerting you to something.
>Make sure your webcam was off
Oh come on, you know that you were chatting with a friend last night, but there's no way you...
Oh no.
Oh sweet Jupiter no.
See, this is why you prefer to talk on Pesterchum, this way if you forget to log out, you at least don't have to worry about being spied on.
Now let's see who it was that saw...
Oh sweet Jupiter no. Not this clown.
You don't even know how he got your chumhandle. You've never met this guy in person, and you tend to block him every other week, but this guy doesn't give up easily.
If you could pick out a trait of this guy you like, it would be his dogged determination. You block him, and he just creates another account to continue bugging you. You always know it's the same guy, though.
As for the traits you dislike, that list is considerably harder to go through. Number one on that list is probably the infuriating way he types.
Chatlog:
comicallyUnhelpful began pestering supremeSingularity
CU: gReetings good bUddy, how's it beeN?
SS: Listen, if this is going to be a useful conversation, or can I just insta-block you?
CU: Geez, so much aggrEssion
CU: did your Tumble put yOu in a bad mood, or did yoU jusT wake up oN the wrOng side of the bed or What?
SS: Futuo, you did see that.
CU: That's latin, rigHt?
CU: you must bE Really EmbarrasSed
CU: So, aparT from merILy tumbLing onTo your ass
SS: Shut it.
CU: wIll you be Making any othEr plans today?
SS: None of your business.
SS: Now go away or I'll block you.
CU: oh Pu-LEASE, i know you like me too much for that
SS: Really?
SS: Then watch this, you orange texted eyesore.
CU: HAVE FUN WITH YOUR GAME.
supremeSingularity blocked comicallyUnhelpful
SS: Wait, what?
Pluto claim him you hate it when he does that! He's generally a snarky little prick, but then ends with something interesting or unexplainable before you block him. Forces you to wait until he makes a new account so that he can explain himself.
Last edited by mysticCharlatan; 01-19-2012 at 12:30 AM.
>Wait impatiently for his return and for goodness sake turn off the webcam
That's the thing with this guy, he's never consistent when he get's back to you. Sometimes it takes only minutes, sometimes hours, and sometimes he leaves you waiting for days at a time. You just never know. So rather than sit around like an idiot for Saturn only knows how long staring at a screen, you'd better find something else to do.
But yeah, turn the webcam off, that's an idea. At least if he does come back, you won't be giving him any more ammo against you.
You look at the time in the corner of your laptop. 5:30. Great, only four and a half more hours.
So now what? No-one else is online, not this early in the morning. You could find something to do in your room, but you also have your morning chores to take care of.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Why would you do that? Just because you have an extensive knowledge of all the mythologies, does not mean that you believe in any one of them.
However, all this thinking about the gods has brought your thoughts and gaze towards your collection of MINIATURES in your bookshelf, depicting various figures from ROMAN MYTHOLOGIES. You have nine in total, including JUPITER and JUNO, the king and queen of the gods, PROSERPINA (sadly you cannot locate a matching PLUTO figurine), MERCURY, MINERVA, DIANA, VULCAN, JANUS and APOLLO.
>Have breakfast.
Yes. Well. Indeed, that would be a productive use of your time.
However, the kitchen is downstairs.
Your idiot father is also downstairs, and if the noise that awoke you is any indication, he is probably in one of his... "episodes".
...Maybe a sacrifice is a bit much. A prayer, perhaps?
Of course, it would be for completely ironic purposes, as your are still entirely above such silly superstitions.
That would be really convenient, but you really have no control over other people's actions.
Oh. Look at that.
comicallyUnhelpful (or whatever he's calling himself now) isn't trolling you, but one of your other chums is pestering you.
Pesterlog:
immortalLegionette began pestering supremeSingularity
IL: don7 kno when youll read 7his
IL: bu7 1 guess 1 should le7 you kno
SS: Hello
IL: o hey, your up
SS: you're
IL: wha7?
SS: You wrote "your" in the possessive sense.
SS: You probably meant "you're", the contraction of "you are".
IL: chek 17 ou7
IL: mr.grammar even a7 6 in 7he morn1n :P
SS: Grammar is important.
SS: The building blocks of coherent communication.
IL: ?
SS: And you could stand to lose the absurd typing quirks.
IL: o, an 7ype
IL: All right and proper like you?
IL: 1 don7 7h1nk so!
SS: What are you doing up this early, anyway?
IL: 7ra1n1n
SS: Why did I even bother asking?
IL: wha7 abou7 you?
SS: My stupid Dad has gotten into another project.
IL: o man
IL: wha7 1s 17 7h1s week?
SS: Woodwork.
IL: :D
IL: how does he even wake you up w17h 7ha7?
SS: I have no clue.
SS: So you were going to tell me something?
IL: wha7
SS: Before I answered, you said you had something to tell me.
IL: o r1gh7!
IL: 1 wan7ed 7o say
IL: 1 m1ght be a l177le la7e 7oday
IL: go7 some errands 7o run
SS: Oh.
SS: Is that all?
IL: d1dn7 wan7 you 7o worry
IL: an 7h1nk 1 d1ched you
IL: 1m s71ll gonna be 7here
SS: No need to worry.
SS: I trust you.
IL: wow
IL: 7hanks!
IL: s71ll can7 wa17 7o play 7h1s game!
IL: wa7 was i7 called again?
SS: SMyth.
IL: we1rd
IL: looked cool tho
IL: can7 wai7 7o ge7 s7ar7ed
IL: CS an AI are gonna play 7o, righ7?
SS: Indeed.
SS: As you said, I "can7 wai7 7o ge7 s7ar7ed".
IL: are you mocking me?
IL: :*(
IL: is 7ha7 a cry emote?
SS: How in Hades am I supposed to know?
IL: ha
IL: o
IL: g2g
IL: c you later
SS: Until then.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
It would probably be a good idea to arm yourself. Your father may have a hammer, or worse, power tools down there.
You seach through the pile of physics observation tools for a suitable means of self defense. You find your CIRCULAR AERODYNAMICS DEMONSTRATOR, HELICAL GRAVITATIONAL/ELASTIC FORCE MOTION DEVICE, and several SPHERICAL VELOCITY EVALUATORS. After some time spent searching, you locate your UNEVEN MASS DISTRIBUTION PROJECTILES, which may appear to be JUGGLING CLUBS to the untrained eye. You take one and firmly grasp it in your hand. Usually, you use these devices to observe the motion of an object with an uneven distribution of mass, as the name implies, but it will serve in this new, secondary purpose. You contemplate momentarily about taking a second, but then you run the serious chance of someone seriously mistaking them for juggling clubs. And the only people who use juggling clubs as weapons are insane clowns, who may or may not tAlK lIkE tHiS.
>Run recklessly down the stairs.
You do nothing recklessly. And running down the stairs would make it look like you've lost your cool, which never happens.
(Some time in the future, but not too far...
OH FUTUO, OH FUTUO. THERE'S BLOOD, SO MUCH BLOOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING GOT TO RUN OH FUTUO OH FUTUO OH FUT-
You trip as you recklessly run down the stairs.)
Huh, that was odd. You spaced out for a moment there.
Anyway, time to go downstairs. Walking.
>[S] Descend
What is that [S]? Its almost as if outside forces desire for there to be a soundtrack to your life. But why would that be? And why would they choose such an inconsequential action to be accompanied by music?
Anyway, life sadly does not come with a soundtrack. Though if it did, you begin to suspect that your descent would be accompanied by something like this.
As you make your way out of your room towards the stairs, your find your gaze drawn towards the picture of a beautiful, red haired woman framed on the wall just opposite the door to your room.
Your mother. The mother you never knew, who died giving birth to you. You wonder what your life would have been like, if she had survived. If fate had not played its cruel tricks.
As you make your way down the stairs, you cease being Chester Ellis. You are now an outside observer, desiring a scene that befits such accompaniment. Sadly, you will have to make do with the descriptions of various meaningless occurances happening around this time.
Chester Ellis' steps take him towards the stairs. Our view expands, encompassing the entire neighbourhood in which he lives. In an hour in which most are asleep, few lights are on. The sun begins to make an appearance, rising as our view begins to narrow once again.
We are now observing a young girl in grey, baggy workout clothes. Her left fist strikes a punching bag, repeatedly and with a distinct rhythm. A look of focus is on her face as an older gentleman watches from the doorway, with a smile that was equal parts pride and sadness. Elsewhere, Chester Ellis has reached the stairs and begins a slow, cautious descent. Unbeknowst to either party, his footfalls and her strikes synch, moving to the same unheard beat. Their fates have, for this moment, been entwined, and as they are joined by the fates of others, a great tapestry shall be woven.
Our focus moves again. Swiftly, we find another part of town where an appartment lies dark. Its occupant has been awake, but unmoving for some time, filled with a confusing but unmistakable feeling of dread. Something is going to happen today. Something terrible. Slowly, a female figure rises from the bed, wincing from the few rays of sunlight which filter through closed curtains. She begins to move. Slow, listless steps are made, in time with the other two. A third thread is joined.
Movement. Elsewhere, of course. In a wooded area, a cloaked figure makes steps on an upward incline. Surrounded by trees on all sides, he (for we only can assume it is a he) makes steady progress, seemingly isolated from all things. And yet his steps too fall into the rhythm, and his fate too is seized by the needles of destiny, held tightly, as tightly as he holds the long, thin object wrapped in sheets.
Two figures now dominate our awareness. One, familiar to us, moves downwards, with a slowness than implies hesitation. One, unfamiliar, moves upwards, with a slowness that implies purpose. United only in motion, not even direction, simply motion, they move as one.
Finality is reached, and the threads begin to unwind, for a time.
The cloaked figure reaches a clearing, rising above the trees as he stops at the top of the hill. He rests one hand on a sapling, as isolated as he is, with his mysterious package help firmly in his other, planted into the ground like a flag claiming the land. His gaze wanders over the trees, and not too far beyond them, rows of near-identical houses. His face, though hidden, wears a look of grim determination.
The girl in her training strikes, and the rusted chain which holds the punching bag breaks. The weighted sac falls to the ground with a sound as swift and final as death itself. The girl turns to the man in the doorway, a single thumb upraised in triumph. On her face, a look of ultimate victory.
The figure in the dark appartment stops, seemingly at random. Slowly, she sinks to her knees, and there she stays. The feelings of dread have reached a climax, and with them, feelings of helplessness. Shoulders shaking, hands are brought to her face in a futile effort to stave off tears. On her face, a look of utter sorrow.
Chester stops. He has reached the ground floor of his house. Above lies the bedrooms, where each morning begins just as the last. Below lies the basement, where he works tirelessly for reasons he does not fully understand.
And before him, hammer in hand and nails in mouth, stands his father. On his face, a look of manic enthusiasm.
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Now, we stand in an interesting position.
We are currently no one. As our vision has gone beyond good Chester and his troubles, we have seen some fragment of the greater picture. And with it, a few new faces. Well, we didn't see all of their faces. But that is beside the point.
Do we wish to continue with Chester and his familial plight, or would we rather "change gears" as it were, and be someone else for a short while?
Don't worry, we'll get back to dear old Ches soon enough, regardless.
Well, that's probably my best shot at what a [S] update would look like, if this thing had those. Man, don't I wish I could work with flash.
((That was pretty awesome, especially with the chosen music. Your text has the structure of a good flash (in fact, more structure). The parallels of action came across really well.))
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
You attempt to be the cloaked figure. Unfortunately, he is a required Mysterious Onlooker(tm), and is thus uncommandable by us who cannot know his motives for dramatic purposes.
But we might as well be him, and see what he's up to.
You are now the cloaked figure. You have many names and titles, but the one you are most fond of is the Supernal Swordsman.
You reach into the depths of your cloak and pull out your AUDIO TRANSMITTANCE DEVICE. You turn it on to contact your associate.
You say that the package is delivered. You associate says what package. You say the package, the damn package. He says who did you give it to. You say its the codephrase, moron. He says we have codephrases? You say damn it all, why'd I have to be partnered with the idiot. He says that he made your newest device, not to mention the one you are using right now, so how can he be a idiot. You say because you are. He says that's not a valid reason. You say shut up. He says fine.
There is a moment of awkward silence.
You say that you are in position. He says can you see the target yet? You say you haven't even set up yet. He says why did you bother calling then. You say because it was the damn plan, that's why. You say that now that you've reached your position, he should be at his should something go wrong. He says alright, he's there. You say good, over and out. He says wait. You say what. He says sorry, he was joking before, about not remembering the codephrase. You say don't joke. He says alright. You say alright. He says still buddies? You hang up. He knows this means yes.
Suitably annoyed, you unwrap the long device you came up here with. For dramatic purposes, we cannot know what the device is. However, we do know that it takes some time to get set up, and it takes some time to take down. The target isn't in sight yet either, and you don't know how long it will be before he is.
So long story short, you are going to be waiting some time. Not doing much.
Now would be a nice time to be someone else.
Thanks simon! Would you believe that I had no plans of that scene to begin with? Literally, the thought process went something like this:
Is that an [S] on one of the commands? ==> Might as well pick a piece that goes with going down some stairs ==> Hey, Explore has a nice beat to it ==> Man, don't I wish that I had more to go with this... ==> *Cue about 5 minutes of repeated listening, and about half an hour of manic typing whistle having the song in the background.*
So yeah, kinda came up with that off the top of my head. I'm already thinking of the next one, so here's hoping!
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
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Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
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Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula