Chaos Diplomacy -- [THE END]

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

I do this for the safety of my citizens
Not for any concern for my own hide.

I give myself to the russians
To do with as they will.

Fare thee well, sweet Brittania!
Thine memories shall live on long after i have died.

[reignonyourparade]

goddamnit you totally could have forced a winner rather than a team win.

[Solaris]

the only thing he really could have done was force me to lose

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

The only thing i was really doing was delaying the game. The outcome is, essentially, inevitable. Thus, in the interests of good sportsmanship, i do surrender.

[reignonyourparade]

That's actually the opposite of good sportsmanship for diplomacy.

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

it is?

[ProfessorLizzard]

As you were.

[reignonyourparade]

time travel again

[ProfessorLizzard]

18. Naples -- amos F Wes-Spa bounced
F Nap-Tyn, bounced, dislodged, DESTROYED
hold the mustard
19. Norway -- Dr. Eggman F Nwy S F Den-Nth
F Den-Nth
F Cly-Lvp
F Mao S A Gas-Spa and some large fries
25. Sevastopol -- Sotek A GAS-SPA
A BUR-GAS
A PIE-MAR
A BEL-PIC
F HOL-BEL
F KIE-HOL
F BER-KIE
A MUN-BER
A MOS-WAR
A VIE-TRL
A PAR S A BEL-PIC
Nothing else, thanks.
26. Smyrna -- Palamedes A Ven->Rom
A Tri->Ven
A Ser->Tri
A Alb->Ser
F Tyn S Ven->Rom support cut
F Ion->Nap
F Apu S F Ion->Nap
F Adr->Ion
F Tun->Wes, bounced with spicy sauce


Moves deadline: March 17, 20:00 GMT+0
Make it quick, please.

Amos's last fleet is incapable of doing anything on his own. If the coalition says they won't stab each other, we can end it with a threeway draw right now.

[Laset]

I would like to declare this a draw between me, Palamedes, and Solaris. (since MYN is dead no matter what he does, and ... yeah.)

[Solaris]

The Eggman, pleased in his chaos and destruction, agrees to these terms.

[Palamedes]

GREAT SULTAN PALAMEDES AGREES TO THESE TERMS.

All of Europe now bows before us, what is the point of fighting any further?

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

*cry*

and the last CP i lose is the one i started with :V

[ProfessorLizzard]

And just like that... it is over.

~Threeway Draw~
Dr. Eggman of Norway
Sultan Palamedes of Smyrna
General Sotek of Sevastopol

Honourable Mention
Amos, for replacing in a doomed state at endgame. Sorry. ;-;

The war is over. Time to go home. If you have any newspaper articles about the Chaos War, we would be really happy if you shared.

[mr_y_not]

BREAKING NEWS

Whilst the honest men of Naples bravely fought to claim Europe in the name of glory, the remnants of the Naples army conquered AFRICA. Also Atlantis. As such, Naples will force the mighty european union to pay high gas prices FOR ALL ETERNITY.