Chaos Diplomacy -- [THE END]

[ProfessorLizzard]

2. Belgium -- PickYerPoison A Ber-Mun, bounced, dislodged, DESTROYED
9. Edinburgh -- Prime Intellect F Nth S F Bel-Hol, support failed, wrong order
13. Liverpool -- A Killer Cuppa Tea A Yor-Edi
A Lon-Yor
F Bel-Nth, bounced
F Spa St F GoL-Mar
15. Marseilles -- Aerinon A Gas - Bur
A Par S Gas - Bur
18. Naples -- gloomyMoron A Pie S F GoL-Mar
F GoL-Mar
F WMS-TyS
19. Norway -- Dr. Eggman F Stp Hold
F Nwy-Swe
25. Sevastopol -- Sotek A GAL-VIE
A BUD S A GAL-VIE
A PRU-BER
A SIL S A PRU-BER
A WAR-PRU
26. Smyrna -- Palamedes A Bul-Ser
A Gre Holds
A Ser-Tri
F Adr S A Ser-Tri
F Alb S Ser-Tri
F Con-Aeg
27. Spain -- Epamynondas A Bur-Bel, bounced, dislodged
A Mun S F Kie-Ber, wrong order
A Mar Holds, dislodged
29. Sweden -- Kíeros A HOL-BEL, bounced
F KIE S A MUN-BER,failed, wrong order,
F HEL-HOL, bounced
A DEN HOLD
32. Venice -- dragonpaul99 A Ven S Tri
A Tri S Vie, support cut, dislodged
33. Vienna -- Kocel232 A Vie S A Tri Hold, support cut, dislodged



RETREATS: Army in Burgundy must escape to Picardy, Ruhr, or disband.
Spain in Marseilles must escape to Gascony or disband.
Army in Trieste must escape to Tyrolia or disband.
Army in Vienna must escape to Tyrolia or Bohemia or Disband.

Running away deadline is: GMT+0, 8:00 AM.

No building deadline yet, but supply center changes are this, since none of the retreats can change the number of supply centers:
Belgium: -1 Eliminated.
Edinburgh: -1. Eliminated.
Liverpool: +2.
Naples: +1
Norway: +1
Sevastopol: +2
Smyrna: +1
Spain: -2
Sweden: -1
Venice: -1
Vienna: -1 Eliminated

Retreats are still important, for REASONS.

9 left.

[Epamynondas]

WHOOPS.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Retreats done.
Send in your builds/removes if you have not done so.

DEAD LION (rawr): BuildRemove: April 14, 8:30 GMT+0
DEAD LINEN (soft): 1908 Spring moves: April 18, 8:30 GMT+0

[Kocel232]

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
ANYONE CAN SEE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS... TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

(I'm planning to do one last issue of newspaper to accompany this. I'd do it now, but I have work in about twenty minutes. XD)

[ProfessorLizzard]

GO FORTH AND CONQUER.

[Pick Yer Poison]

Screw sausages, now you guys don't get any more waffles.

[CSJ]

Screw sausages, now you guys don't get any more waffles.

Replace the pickelhaube with a Cossack hat?

[ProfessorLizzard]

13. Liverpool -- A Killer Cuppa Tea F Lon-Nth
A Yor-Lon
A Edi-Yor
A Por-Spa
F Bel-Hol
F Spa-Wes
15. Marseilles -- Aerinon A Bur-Ruh
A Par-Bur
18. Naples -- gloomyMoron F Mar-GoL
F Nap-Apu
F TyS-Nap
A Pie-Ven
19. Norway -- Dr. Eggman F STP Holds
F Swe Holds
F Nwy-Ska
25. Sevastopol -- Sotek A VIE-TYR
A BUD-VIE
A RUM-GAL
A SIL S A BER-MUN
A BER-MUN
A PRU-BER
A WAR-PRU
26. Smyrna -- Palamedes A Tri S A Vie->Tyr
A Gre->Alb
A Bul->Gre
A Ser Hold
F Alb->Ion
F Adr S F Alb->Ion
F Aeg S Alb->Ion
27. Spain -- Epamynondas A Mun-Ber, bounced, dislodged
29. Sweden -- Kíeros A HOL-KIE
A DEN S A HOL-KIE
F KIE-BAL
32. Venice -- dragonpaul99 A Tyr S Pie-Ven, support cut, dislodged


Spanish Army must retreat to Bohemia or Disband.
Venetian army must retreat to Bohemia or Piemond, or Disband.


Retreat deadline: April 19th, GMT+0, 15:20

[dragonpaul99]

Me ----> Piedmont

[Epamynondas]

Bohemia.


I guess it's time to put my master plan in motion.

:)

[ProfessorLizzard]

Due to a shift in the Earth's orbit, deadlines are getting shorter. Four days instead of five. 22th of April 21:00 GMT+0

[CSJ]

And so, with the Subculture already dead, Europe makes its last futile stand.

Pic related.

[Epamynondas]

A HUMBLE REQUEST, FROM SPAIN TO THE GREAT TZAR LASET (O ALMIGHTY)

Please do this.



It's not much and it would make a man extremely happy.

[ProfessorLizzard]

13. Liverpool -- A Killer Cuppa Tea F Nth S Ska-Den
F Hol-Kie, bounced
A Yor Hold
A Lon Hold
A Spa-Gas
F Wes S F GoL-Tyn
15. Marseilles -- Aerinon A Ruh S Kie
A Bur S Boh-Mun
18. Naples -- gloomyMoron F Apu S A Ven HOLD, support cut
A Ven Hold
F Nap S F GoL-TyS
F GoL-TyS
19. Norway -- Dr. Eggman F Ska-Den
F Swe S F Ska-Den, support cut
F Stp Holds
25. Sevastopol -- Sotek A VIE S A GAL-BOH
A GAL-BOH
A MUN S A BER-KIE, support cut
A BER-KIE, bounced
A PRU-BER, bounced
A SIL S A MUN
A TRL S A TRI-VEN, failed, wrong order
26. Smyrna -- Palamedes A Tri S Adr->Ven, bounced
A Ser Hold
A Alb Hold
A Gre Hold
F Adr -> Ven
F Ion-Apu
F Aeg Hold
27. Spain -- Epamynondas A Boh-Mun , bounced, dislodged, destroyed
29. Sweden -- Kíeros A DEN S F BAL-SWE, support cut, dislodged, destroyed
F BAL-SWE, bounced
A KIE HOLD
32. Venice -- dragonpaul99 A Pie S Ven

Man, that Kingmaking in Venice almost failed. :T

SC changes:

Liverpool: +1. Build one.
Naples: +1. Build one.
Norway: +1. Build one.
Sevastopol: +1. Build one.
Spain: -1. Eliminated.
Sweden: -2. Remove one.
Venice: -1. Eliminated. Autoremoving the army in Piedmond.

Build deadline: April 22 11:00 GMT+0.
Move deadline: April 25 11:00 GMT+0.

7 remain.

[Epamynondas]

I feel so betrayed right now laset.

[Palamedes]

Wait what?

How did -

Huh?

Am I missing a second, uncut line of support to the Venice hold?

Edit: Wait no.

SOTEK WE HAVE BLUNDERED.

[Laset]

WE HAVE BLUNDERED, YOU ARE CORRECT MY GOOD SIR

[Laset]

AND NOW: TO THE MOON!

Build: a ROCKET in SEVASTAPOL!

[DecidedlyDevious]

We're sorry, but THE MOON you are trying to reach has been catapulted into outer space. Please recalibrate and try again.

[gloomyMoron]

So.. hey. Sweden, Norway, Portugal. Now is about the time you guys start helping fight the Russo-Turkish Juggernaut instead of fighting amongst yourselves. That means letting Tea absorb as much as he can while trying to hold off Sotek and Pala. That means a coordinated effort is needed. Just putting that out there before I die, as I'm next on the chopping block and all I can do is slow them down for a turn or two.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Portugal is dead! And has been for a while.

[gloomyMoron]

Oh right. Marseilles was Portugal is now France. Derp derp.

[Palamedes]

So.. hey. Sweden, Norway, PortugalMarseilles. Now is about the time you guys start helping fight the Anglo-Italian Juggernaut instead of fighting amongst yourselves. That means letting Sotek absorb as much as he can while trying to hold off Tea. That means a coordinated effort is needed. Just putting that out there before I die, as I'm next on the chopping block and all I can do is slow them down for a turn or two.

Man gloomy, I can't believe I find myself agreeing with you!

But seriously, do not bend your knees to a foreign tyrant who hides on an island and just give up. Sevastopol and Smyrna will reward those who side with us against those who would rather just conquer you. Tell me, would you rather leave this game defeated, a puppet of those who would have a single victory? Or would you rather leave as a warrior? Join the pink and green as an ally, not a peon, and you will taste victory!

[ProfessorLizzard]

I'll still need a build from Liverpool and Norway, tell Tea and Solaris. And now I shall zzzz.

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

wait you do???

oops.

Army in Belgium