Lifelost (No sunglasses for you, Ross.)

[heatedGolem]

Lifelost



A young man is standing in his room smiling like a derp. Today, the fourteenth of January, is his thirteenth birthday, which isn't really all that important. And you know what the best birthday present would be? Receiving his name!

What is his name?

---

show spoiler

hide spoiler

Welcome to Lifelost! Yes, this is a SBURB forum adventure. It also happens to be a collaboration between me and quite a few other people, most noticeably KittenInATeacup, who is our artist.

Let's have some fun with this!

[Kocel232]

Waldo.

[Aigis]

Max Bigley.

[obstinateFury]

>Sir Fuzzhead WaterBrony.

[Edo Nagori]

>Kevin Goldman.

[auroraDevil]

Ross White

[erraticHorizon]

>Trollslobber Grubnugget

[Daniel990]

Abraham Sampson.

[Naristar]

Adolf Swartzinegger

[KittenInATeacup]

Sir Fuzzhead WaterBrony.

this lmao

am i even allowed to suggest i don't know.

[PinkMawile]

show spoiler

hide spoiler

Oh god... I remember when I was 13... When I was totally into Neopets along with everyone else in my combined 7th+8th class.

Dimitri Spaulders

[heatedGolem]

Ross White

Your name is Ross White. Your interests? Well, you enjoy COOKING, all kinds if COOKING! PASTRIES, such as the CUPCAKE on your shirt, are your FAVORITE thing to cook, though. Along with that, you also enjoy ROMANCE NOVELS and MOVIES. You have a FIRM BELIEVE in the LAW, and even if you don't actually KNOW ALL OF THEM, you try to follow them to the BEST OF YOUR ABILITY.

Oh, right. You also enjoy a good GAME once in a while. Like the game that you're supposed to be getting in a little while, SBURB. It sounds like a fun game, but your friend roleplayingPioneer seems more into than you, though. Your favorite games, are the ones where you can have PETS! You aren't allowed to have any in real life, so you play PET GAMES to make up for it. Like NEOPETS!

What shall you do now?

[KittenInATeacup]

show spoiler

hide spoiler

i'm still unsure if i'm allowed to make suggestions lmao

i'm really fucking proud of my drawing of the fish horsey god.

>SNUGGLE THAT HORSEY NOW.

[TheFinalWraith]

Page through 'cooking for fucktards'

[Winters]

> Admire posters.

[erraticHorizon]

>Store arms under bed

[Naristar]

Hugg plushie

[heatedGolem]

>SNUGGLE THAT HORSEY NOW

You do so.



You love MISS FOAMHOOF. After a minute, you put her back on your bed.

>Page through "Cooking for Fucktards"

Why would you do that? You already have, multiple times!

>Admire posters.

You admire your NEOPETS POSTER. Such a great poster.

>Store arms under bed

Now why the HELL would you do that? You'd just end up looking ridiculous if you took your arms off, nevermind storing them underneath your bed! Not your preferred idea, as you do like to use your arms, they are quite handy you know.



Now what? There are plenty of other things you could do. You could talk to your friends on Pesterchum, have a staring contest with your guardian... The possibilities are endless!

[geekusSapiens]

>Camera: Focus on the area in which Ross is staring so intently.

>Ross: Pester someone.

[HawkFrost14]

>Ross: Have a staring contest with your TV.

[Staff Deployment]

> Ross: Grab kelpie plushie and spin her around in a dizzying and playful manner.

[erraticHorizon]

>Ross: Check the mail for no particular reason

[WooShooMoo]

> Examine that thing on your wall that apparently has a face, whatever it is

[pixelizedNarrator]

>Ross: Note meek faced object on wall. (The thing near the door. Because I really don't know if it's a TV or not. And I love the word meek)

[TheFinalWraith]

Exit room.