>Dragon: Waf's going on? Investigate SURROUNDINGS.
(also +1 Waffer)
>Dragon: Waf's going on? Investigate SURROUNDINGS.
(also +1 Waffer)
No. You are Cherrell.
You are also quite wet.
And quite annoyed.
No, this is no desert island. This is home. The beach is a good walk away, but it's home.
Speaking of which. You finally tore the shroud.
You never realize how good the wind feels until your arms experience it for the first time.
First you remember, anyway.
You're drying off quickly now. You feel like taking the whole stupid scrap of cloth off. But you guess, this close to home, there might be someone watching, and you don't really want to deal with--
uh
Huh.
It's...
A dragon. A green dragon. The ones with the wings.
He's injured. That's... probably your fault.
But you have this shroud you can use as bandages for his wings, since they need the first treatment and it gives you another excuse to flip off culture, which is always a bonus, and then you should check the legs for fractures, create splints if you have to, and move him to the shade to relax him and keep his temperature down, and
and then when he recovers you will be best dragon friends forever yesssss you love dragons so much like you wouldn't believe and you always wanted one but they said you were too young but who's too young now you will never leave his side and he will only be best dragon friends with you because you saved his life and he's awesome and will grow up into the best dragon that ever waaaaas what should you call him what should you call him what should you call hiiiim?!?!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
...
YOU ARE BORED
YOU ARE SUPER BORED
GREEN SKY WIZARD AND TALL FURRY TOY BEARER ARE JUST TALKING AND YOU ARE SO BOOORED
WITHIN YOU IS THE BOREDOM OF A THOUSAND YEAR OLD WIZARD HISTORIAN WAITING IN A LONG LINE FOR THE PRIVY
WHAT DO YOU DO
She named him Neaberry but he keeps saying he already HAS a name and it's something like Gerralor the Green but you will call him Berries for short.
Dog>BURY THE TOY!
> dog: Waf through the story, to the point that you appear in the backstory waffing even though you aren't actually there.
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>Find something that squeaks. That shall be your aegis against the coming boredom.
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>CHASE TAIL UNTIL YOU CATCH IT
> Your stories are way more interesting than theirs. Tell them one!
> WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF
DOG. GOOD DOG.
YOU MADE OFF WITH THAT STICK.
NOW GO BURY IT. IN THAT CAVE.
YES, THAT ONE. OVER THERE.
ATTA BOY.
Jack trumps yours.
He calls knaves "jacks".He can call them what he pleases, he's winning.
Dog: Practice your Wizard
Encyclopedia > Flip to page about shrouds.
Dog > A SUDDEN INTERESTING SMELL! FIND THE SOURCE!
This is a pretty swell adventure.
> Stick nose in ground
This is a good picture and you should feel good.
AN UPDATE? NOPE SORRY
Turns out I'm going to need more names for the dragon because I drew the first panel of the next update so that the name was a bit unavoidable. I don't know, I was just sitting in my chair and my hand slipped and it came out that way. WHAT SHOULD YOU CALL HIIIIM?!?!
But I believe that leaving you hanging, still clamoring for THE DOG to make his move, is a bit uncouth. Since you're all such a great audience, I thought it would only be fair to give you all what you asked for. Enjoy.
This is one of the best updates that isn't an update ever~!
Dragon > Be named Smitty for the pure undragonness of it.
Jack trumps yours.
He calls knaves "jacks".He can call them what he pleases, he's winning.
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