A STORY

[Kocel232]

>ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT. THAT'LL DRIVE HER OFF.

[Yamtaggler]

>Sniff her hand. Has she touched any other dogs recently? Are they bigger than you? I bet they're not bigger than you. I bet you could murder those hypothetical dogs.

[Merth]

> YOU HAVE THE FUZZY DRAGON LOVERS TOY. STAB STABITY STAB. or waf.....

[98714123340]

> Sudden love interest. Wao wao.

[Anthano Zasalla]

ESCAPE

Run, dog, run!

OH NO

YOU DON'T NEED TELLING

YOU ARE HIGH-TAIL, DOWN-THE-ROAD, COOP-FLYIN'

WIZARDING

OUTTA HERE.

THEY CAN TALK ALL THEY WANT FOR ALL YOU CARE WHICH IS NONE

THAT IS TO SAY THE AMOUNT YOU CARE IS ABOUT AS EMPTY AS A WIZARD'S CAULDRON ON A BAD DAY, PERHAPS A VANISHING POTION WENT WRONG

ACTUALLY IT COULD BE A GOOD DAY AS THE OWNER OF SAID CAULDRON MAY WELL BE POLISHING OFF SOME WIZARDLY STEW



OH NO

OH NO OH NO RED ALERT RED ALERT

MAYDAAAAAY



"Eeeeee you are just the cutest!"

CURSES

THIS MAY BECOME A PROBLEM

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Encyclopedia > Flip to page about shrouds.

Uuuugh, where even is this.







Who makes books without tables of contents, or anything?

...No One, that is who.

Wonder how No One's doing. Heard he got a neat hand-lettering job in Kansas. I have no idea how.

Wait



Okay, finally found it, I guess. But I'm pretty sure this book is sentient, because that page was not there before.

That's... a reasonable conclusion, right? Probably.



Alright, let's see here...maaaaan I hate this book...

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SHROUD (febrem culture)

In traditional febrem culture, the shroud is part of a coming-of-age ceremony for females. Once the febrem reaches five years of age, traditionally she is made to wear a simple brown or green shawl, similar to the one pictured.
Until her coming-of-age ceremony at ten years old, she is expected to wear the shroud at all times, only to remove it when bathing alone. However, perhaps due to its limiting nature, this practice is almost entirely ignored in civil febri society.

Note: - A common design.

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This story is awesome. +1 reader.

Oh jeez oh man I keep forgetting to acknowledge you guys.

Welcome to the A STORY Show, the show with, in my opinion – which I respect – the best-looking audience around.



Anybody prove me wrong?

Is it just me or has Dog turned into one of the most badass wise cracking noir detectives ever with that last line?

YOU MAY WELL BE ON TO SOMETHING

[ashdenej]

>Look up "How To Detect Things Behind You"

>Waf furiously.

These can apply to EITHER CHARACTER.

[Wessolf27]

>Guy: Look for stuff about wizarding dogs
>Dog: struggle out of the furry woman's grasp, fail completely.

[Merth]

Dog> YOU'RE CAPTURED, TIME TO EXECUTE ESCAPE PLAN ALPHA. WAF UNTIL SHE GIVES INTO YOUR DEMANDS.

Cherrell> Interpret as a sign that he would love to go with you.

[Kaynato]

> WAF WAF WAF

> Be ignored.

[Storm]

Fucking adorable.
Stop trying to run away.

[wolftamer9]

> There's still one way to escape. You just have to take a more... you know... brown direction.

[goggleman64]

> Impress your captor with your wizardly regality.

[Whimbrel]

So, dragon, I recall you saying that being caught by a dragon tamer was WORSE THAN DEATH

Are you gonna take this opportunity to flee?

[ArcusofBrambles]

DO WHAT ALL SMALL ANIMALS DO BEST AT THIS TIME! WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE IN ORDER TO ESCAPE HER GRASP!

[Naesr Tazam]

Slobber all over her face, that'll show her!

[Staff Deployment]

> Waf.

[Kocel232]

>RIP HER FACE TO PIECES.

[Storm]

Woo, a story is out of the cradle.

Waf waf!

[Anthano Zasalla]

Woo, a story is out of the cradle.

Waf waf!

YESSSSSSSS we are. Updates are coming soonish.

For now,

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YOU HAVE RELEASED THE BONUS FILES FROM THE GREAT ABYSS

I ONLY HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.


CHERRELL CONCEPT?


KAWAAAAII DESU


MONSIEUR


(this was a page I started before changing styles halfway through, woooooops)


WAF WAF GOOD NIGHT.

[Pick Yer Poison]

Dat beach

[Anthano Zasalla]

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Haha, "soonish"

> WAF WAF WAF

DO WHAT ALL SMALL ANIMALS DO BEST AT THIS TIME! WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE IN ORDER TO ESCAPE HER GRASP!

Look at these two. Your former best friend and your former lunch, locked in a battle of the wits. Dimwits.

Now you're hungry, too. Great.

So, dragon, I recall you saying that being caught by a dragon tamer was WORSE THAN DEATH

Are you gonna take this opportunity to flee?

Nah. Cherrell's alright. She's probably not going to try and, you know, raise you for slaughter, like the tribes do sometimes. You might even get something to eat at her village. You remember them being surprisingly, well, herbivorous.

Of course, if your patriarch ever caught you making friends with a febrem, he'd...



He'd...

Okay, screw what he thinks.



She's already making her way down the path, and you're going with her.

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WITH THIS UPDATE WE HIT 100 IMAGES AND I HIT 600 POSTS

CELEBRATION???

[PumpkinMan]

Yes. Celebration.
We dance.

[Pick Yer Poison]

NO CELEBRATION

ONLY WAFS

[ArcusofBrambles]

Perspective > Change.

[Xindaris]

>Blue thing in the sky: Be another dragon, and, counter to typical narrative logic, don't even notice the events unfolding beneath you at all ever.