A STORY

[Anthano Zasalla]

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Bear with me. It gets better.

YOU ARE THIS DOG





YOU LOST YOUR SQUEAKY TOY IN



A VOLCANO



MADE OF ICE



WHICH IS ON LIGHTNING

WHAT DO

[Pharmacy]

GET A SWORD

DOGSWORD

GODSWORD

[Jacquerel]

sniff your own butt

[Bloddyredcommie]

Recruit a RAG TAG BAND OF MISFITS.

[Anthano Zasalla]

GET A SWORD

DOGSWORD

GODSWORD

YOU HEAD TO THE ROYAL DOGSMITH.



YOU ASK HIM WOOF WOOF?



HE SAYS HE CAN'T MAKE SWORDS, HE WAS JUST HITTING THE ANVIL THERE

HE COULD PROBABLY MAKE SOMETHING ELSE THOUGH

[Pharmacy]

RECRUIT HIM TO YOUR CAUSE

YOU NEED A MEATSHIELD ANYWAY

[Jacquerel]

ask him to forge you some bones

[SingleMalt]

A hat.
Of the finest variety!

[Anthano Zasalla]

RECRUIT HIM TO YOUR CAUSE

YOU NEED A MEATSHIELD ANYWAY

HE SAYS WELL GOSH THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN



WHICH IS REALLY UNFORTUNATE, BECAUSE A WIZARD HEXED HIM TO NEVER HAVE FUN.

THE HEX WILL DO SOMETHING BAD IF HE HAS FUN. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT.

ask him to forge you some bones

HE DOES HOWEVER HAVE SOME METAL BONES HERE

YOU ARE ALL, WOOF WOOF

[ArsenicNog]

>consume bones
>break teeth
>die of metal poisoning
>continue adventure as a zombie

[TwoKillerMockingbirds]

>Attempt to gnaw on bone

[Bloddyredcommie]

Forget your sqeaky toy, you must HUNT DOWN THE WIZARD AND FORCE HIM TO UNDO THIS CRUEL CURSE

[Anthano Zasalla]

>Attempt to gnaw on bone

YOU CAN'T ATTEMPT YOU CAN ONLY SUCCEED

Forget your sqeaky toy, you must HUNT DOWN THE WIZARD AND FORCE HIM TO UNDO THIS CRUEL CURSE

OH ALSO YOU SAY WOOF WOOF

HE REPLIES, WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT

HE KNOWS HOW TO WIZARD, AND YOU ARE A DOG WHO CAN'T WIZARD

ALSO HE LIVES ON AN ISLAND IN A TOWER AND EVERYTHING AND LIGHTNING COMES OUT OF THERE SOMETIMES

WIZARD LIGHTNING

ANYWAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT I'VE GOTTEN USED TO IT

[Bloddyredcommie]

YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO WIZARD!

[Jacquerel]

maybe this wizard is the one who set the volcano on lightning
you must investigate

[Anthano Zasalla]

YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO WIZARD!

YES THIS IS THE ANSWER



THIS IS THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS

YOU WILL WIZARD YOUR SQUEAKY TOY BACK TO LIFE AND MAKE THE VOLCANO YOUR PITIFUL, HUMILIATED DOG BOWL, TREMBLING AT YOUR FEET HOLDING COOL, SATISFYING WATER, SATISFYING AS THIS JUSTICE TO BE DONE

FOR SUCH IS THE SWEETNESS OF REVENGE.

maybe this wizard is the one who set the volcano on lightning
you must investigate

OKAY YOU ASK HIM WOOF WOOF



HE SAYS I THINK HE WAS THAT-WAY-ISH



SO YOU GO TO THE LANDS OF THATWAISCH

SUDDENLY YOU SEE THESE LETTERS IN THE SKY



WHAT DO

[Pharmacy]

EAT TITLE LOGO

[Mibbs]

bark at letters

[Naristar]

catche them then pee on them
the letters that is!

[Anthano Zasalla]

bark at letters

WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF WAF

catche them then pee on them
the letters that is!

EAT TITLE LOGO

YOU MAKE A MIGHTY BOUND, YET TRY AS YOU MIGHT

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT WIZARD HIGH ENOUGH

[Squiggles]

>learn wizard spell: Fly

clearly this is a thing that you must learn first before letter nommage is yers

[Pharmacy]

>DRAGONWINGS ACTIVATE

[Mibbs]

BARK LOUDER

[Bloddyredcommie]

Sniff out a book of WIZARD MAGICKS

[Aigis]

Use your tiny tail as a helicoptor blade, and fly on over to the words.