Headstuck [Goodbye.]

[vengeanceCreed]

An ADULT HUMAN OF THE MALE PERSUASION stands in his living room, looking nonplussed. Today is not his birthday, that's still 13 days from now.

What will the name of this ADULT HUMAN OF THE MALE PERSUASION be?

> Enter name.

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Fanart by whimsicalGuru

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Headstuck's very first piece of fanart!!!

Fanart by hybridHelix

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Errbody!

Jaden's Paintings and Drawings

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"Dream World"


"I call this one 'The Goddamn Ceiling.'"


Self Portrait


"October 1st"


"September"


"Un-Named Noctuary"

Fanart by Dragoncookie

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Molly!!!


Cookie!!!


Cookie's flawless disguise!

The Dumping Ground™
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VC in the Land of Flames and Steel (later changed to the Land of Steel and Havoc)


Old concept for VC's 2x Prototyped Sprite


This is real.


Old art of "Chel," made prior to the canon God Tier costume for her class being revealed in Homestuck.


Comparison of old and new artwork for VC's browser.

[whimsicalGuru]

>Constantine

[vengeanceCreed]

>Constantine

Your name is CONSTANTINE. You---

Wait, NO! This is an adult human! He already has a name. He's had a name for, like, FOREVER.

> Your name is...

[vengeanceCreed]

Fantastic.

> What do you do?

[HEROLogan]

>What you want, 'cause a pirate is free.. But as for right now, exposit on your interests, please.

[Loather of Irk]

Retrieve anime collection from closet

[vengeanceCreed]

>What you want, 'cause a pirate is free.. But as for right now, exposit on your interests, please.

ARR!!!

Your name is JASON CREED. As was previously mentioned, it is NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY, but you have had your fair share of them.

As an ADULT HUMAN OF THE MALE PERSUASION -- where the hell did all this pirate shit come from?! -- some might refer to you as an OVERGROWN MAN-CHILD. You hold a vast knowledge of FIREARMS AND MILITARY TECHNOLOGY, some talent for ARTIVE CRAP of all varieties, and a notably escapist passion for VIDEO GAMES that led you to acquire a college degree in ARTIVE CRAP FOR VIDEO GAMES. You like FIGHTING but you try to maintain a stance of outward pacifism to keep yourself from landing in jail. People frequently make the assumption that you're REALLY INTO ANIME because of the way you act and dress, but you're not. I mean, kind of. But not really. Your bleak, shittily drawn LIVING ROOM is DEPRESSINGLY MONOTONE and littered with RANDOM CRAP. You pretty much live in it; you have not ventured into your bedroom in quite some time.

Given your degree in ARTIVE CRAP FOR VIDEO GAMES, you were very curious about a game called SBURB that never made it out of Beta testing. You have been trying to get ahold of a copy of the Beta for months because you lost your JOB so you have nothing better to do. Your chumhandle is vengeanceCreed and you make a concerted effort to accurately con-(v)-ey your MOOD during con-(v)-ersations through the rampant abuse of /symbol/ *enhanced* -emphasis-.

Or you would, if you were CHUMS with anyone on PESTERCHUM.

You also need to stop forgetting to uncheck 'Show your Signature' when you post these damned things.

> What will you do?

[MaskedClaus]

Examine bottles.

[vengeanceCreed]

Examine bottles.

You casually examine the ASSORTMENT OF EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLES next to your computer desk.

You drink way too much for your own good. It helps to pass the time.

You only really like to drink whiskey and beer, but you got in the habit of buying other drinks for company. But then you'd never invite anyone over, and you'd drink all the whiskey and turn on the other liquor like some sort of SAVAGE DRINKBEAST.

Looking at the ASSORTMENT OF EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLES reminds you that you are painfully out of booze. Great. You really need a better time consumer.

There's probably more interesting stuff around here somewhere. God, your living room is bleak and shittily drawn.

> What do you do now?

[HEROLogan]

>Arrange the bottles in a line, fill them with varying amounts of liquid to make an improvised instrument. Play a badass tune.

[Naristar]

order booze online !

[whimsicalGuru]

> Get on the computer because you're bored at staring at the bottles.
Or.
>Check out that sweet gun at your window.

[MaskedClaus]

Get ye flask!

[liquidMountain]

Introduce online chums in a forced manner.

[vengeanceCreed]

>Arrange the bottles in a line, fill them with varying amounts of liquid to make an improvised instrument. Play a badass tune.

For a moment, you contemplate arranging the ASSORTMENT OF EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLES into a line, filling them with varying amounts of liquid to make an improvised instrument, and then playing a badass tune. But that sounds like a lot of work and you are LAZY.

So lazy, you might just try to...

> Order booze online!

[vengeanceCreed]

order booze online !

You wonder whether anyone actually sells booze online, but then you start thinking it would really be easier to just walk to the store which is some five hundred feet away from your front door. That also sounds like a lot of work and, as previously mentioned, you are LAZY.

Plus you would have to wait for it to ship, if you ordered it online. That would have allowed you to remain content in your LAZINESS, but it also would have taken forever to get a drink in.

BUT WAIT. There's one thing you haven't checked yet! You can fire up your Sylladex and...

> Get ye flask!

[liquidMountain]

Type angrily at chums in a forced manner.

Also, wipe/lick alcohol off face.

[vengeanceCreed]

Get ye flask!

You retrieve your MIGHTY FLASK from your SYLLADEX with much aplomb. Unfortunately, it is as empty as your poor, unloved booze-gut.

With a heavy heart, you replace it in the first chamber of your REVOLVER FETCH MODUS. Its operation is very complicated. You kind of wish you'd read the instruction manual before throwing it away. You're just lucky you haven't blasted a hole in your wall yet. It's really cold outside!

Rather than mess with your strange Fetch Modus, you should probably...

> Get on the computer because you're bored at staring at the bottles.

And while you're there,

> Introduce online chums in a forced manner.

And while you're at it,

> Type angrily at chums in a forced manner and wipe/lick alcohol off face.

[vengeanceCreed]

> Get on the computer because you're bored at staring at the bottles.

And while you're there,

Introduce online chums in a forced manner.

And while you're at it,

Type angrily at chums in a forced manner ... wipe/lick alcohol off face.

You totally could get on the COMPUTER. You love being at the computer. That's pretty much what you do all day, and it provides the occasional welcome reprieve from spending most of your time going crazy by yourself in your bleak and shittily drawn apartment. One of said reprieves is the gentle awesome of whiling away the time conversing with CHUMS, except you don't have any. The whole getting on the computer venture was a lot less inviting than you'd hoped. Maybe you'll make some unfortunate CHUMS some other time, when you're not so concerned about... Nothing in particular. You wonder if you would type angrily at them in a forced manner. The program is, after all, called PESTERCHUM, and when you message people it tells them you're pestering them.

But no. You're from the Midwest. You would do your very best to maintain an air of civility and polite amiable... Ness. Or whatever. Unless someone pissed you off, in which case you would probably type angrily at them in a forced manner. But there need to be people in that chum listing for you to be angry at them.

God, you wish you had some alcohol on your face right now.

You examine the icons on your desktop. That symbol there is your "symbol," quote unquote. You call it the "Vengeance Cross" because no one else tells you otherwise. You're not sure if it's already in use by someone or something else; you don't know if any search engines will let you search iconography. You'll have to fire up Cerberus and check it out sometime.

The rest is all just art and media junk. You do way too much random crap. To be brutally honest, not a bit of it seems interesting at this very moment.

You do, however, keep a sweet rifle leaned up next your window.

> Check out that sweet gun at your window.

[vengeanceCreed]

>Check out that sweet gun at your window.

You pick up your beloved SCOUT RIFLE. It is your favorite of the many firearms that you own. If you absolutely, positively had to pick your weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse or some other end-of-the-world scenario, this would totally be it. You have customized it in many a way: there are many rifles like your SCOUT RIFLE, but this one is yours. It would be totally sweet to allocate it under RIFLEKIND for Strifing purposes.

... You just wish someone had told you that the initial allocation is, you know, kind of binding. At least - at the VERY least - before you drunkenly allocated this stupid EMBARRASSING SHITTY WOODEN ANIME REPLICA SWORD to your SPECIBUS, which is now +BLADEKIND. As you understand it the plus stands for "stupidly huge," but you don't own any real swords, let alone stupid huge ones. Even a regular looking wooden stupid huge sword would be much less embarrassing and shitty than this wooden anime replica sword.

NO! For the hundredth time, NO, you are not REALLY INTO ANIME. I mean, you are, sort of, but that's not why you own the EMBARRASSING SHITTY WOODEN ANIME REPLICA SWORD. You bought it because it was on sale. And you were drunk.

For shame.

At any rate, your SCOUT RIFLE is equipped with a sling so you can still pick it up and use it like a normal person, which should neatly prevent any temptation of the potentially lethal wonder of your newly-acquired FETCH MODUS. It's kind of awkward for moving around, though, and you can't walk around outside with a rifle on your back.

> What do you do next?

[whimsicalGuru]

Man if only that Zabimaru were real. That'd be awesome...

>Do the chicken dance

[liquidMountain]

>Go on Random Encounter on Pesterchum and both download a torrent for Sburb.

[HEROLogan]

>Do something awesome.

[scorpionInsanity]

>Rampage.

[Loather of Irk]

You accidentally shoot yourself in the foot. Stumbling backwards from the pain, you fall into the massive collection of empty bottles. The ensuing explosion of glass is intense enough to blow out a nearby window. A passerby in front of your house is nearly hit by the flying window. Wondering what the hell just happened, he peeks into your room. You ask him to call an ambulance and to be your friend




you are so very lonely