Clusterbent

[Naristar]

Throw something at it to get it to shut UP!

[Mizza]

EE: Deploy Totem Lathe.



You got it.

Thelai extrudes FIVE (5) CRUXITE DOWELS. At least he’s not wasting any time.

[Sypl]

Prototype Suit of Armor.

[Chaos Waltz]

Prototype the fire

[Solarwish]

Prototype a poster.

[Mizza]

Thelai: Examine Totem Lathe.



What's this piece of crap all about, then.


EE: Deploy Alchemiter.

[Naristar]

EE this>

[Mizza]

======>



The KERNELSPRITE has been prototyped with the SUIT OF ARMOR.


======>



Ugh. That idiot.

[Solarwish]

Thelai: Be bothered by floating knight helm.

[Flairina]

EE: Wait wait wait, how was that HIS fault? YOU were the one who just shook the castle placing the alchemiter.

Er, wait, that's not a command. ^^;

[Naristar]

Knight sprite be incredibly annoying

[Mizza]

Wait, how is that Thelai’s fault?



It’s totally his fault.

Because he’s stupid.

And dumb.


======>



I mean, just look at him!

He’s not exactly the sharpest thresher in the squad.

[Nar]

Woah shit a key

>Use it on EVERYTHING.

[Flairina]

Ah, I see, the old "Blame everything on the idiot" strategy.

Thelai: Captchalogue key.

[Mizza]

======>




======>



Oh.

Oh dear.


Thelai: Captchalogue key.



You cannot captchalogue the KEY- your sylladex is still set on WEAPONS!


======>



You decide to simply PICK UP the KEY instead.

[Flairina]

> Thelai: It's useless if you can't captchalogue it, unless it goes to that chest over there. Try it on that, then move on with the game.
> Lusus: No no no, it's "SWEET CATCH!" not "NICE CATCH!". Come on, the meme demands fulfillment.

[Mizza]

> Thelai: It's useless if you can't captchalogue it, unless it goes to that chest over there. Try it on that, then move on with the game.
> Lusus: No no no, it's "SWEET CATCH!" not "NICE CATCH!". Come on, the meme demands fulfillment.

We're making new memes, my friend.

Buckle up.

[Flairina]

We're making new memes, my friend.

Buckle up.

But... but I don't wanna make a new meme!

[Mizza]

Thelai: Try key on the chest.



You try using the KEY on your lusus’ HORDE CHEST.

The CHEST opens.


======>



Inside, you find four captchalogue cards, one bottle of lighter fluid for your flamethrower, some sort of helmet, a bit of cloth for cleaning your glasses with your initials embroidered into it, and a note.

[Solarwish]

>Read note

[Flairina]

Well, the obvious first step is to add the cards to your sylladex. So do so. Add the fluid to your sylladex with your flamethrower since it can be used with it as a weapon. Wear the helmet. Then read the note.

[Mizza]

======>



You first decide to add those cards to your sylladex. You change your sylladex’s setting to CARDS so you can captchalogue them.


======>



This expels all the WEAPONS from your sylladex in favor of the CARDS.

Fuck. You’ll go get those later.


======>



You then change your sylladex’s setting to SUPPLIES, which expels the CARDS and adds them to the deck.


======>



This allows you to captchalogue the CLEANING CLOTH and the LIGHTER FLUID.

[Mizza]

Thelai: Wear the helmet. Be the viking.



OH, FUCK YES.

FUCK.

YES.

Somehow, this seems wildly inappropriate.


======>

[Nar]

Throw him in the magic knight ball!

also:

>EE: Tell that idiot to hurry up or he'll get blown up by meteors!

[Mizza]

Thelai: Read the note.



“Dear Thelai,

If you’re reading this, it means you finally found the key I had hidden in plain sight for sweeps. Good work, kid.

I figured you’d find this once you got curious enough to go poking around all the decorations I brought back for the hive. Or whenever that suit of armor decides to fall apart… or over. Whichever happens first, I’m sure it will reveal itself at the right time.

I couldn’t think of much stuff to give you in this chest except a few things I knew you’d need.

Things always did happen right on time with you, Thelai.

Hopefully that’ll always be true.

Sincerely,

Draco”


======>